After Signing In For A Hundred Years In Prison, I Went Out And Swept The Sky!

Chapter 13 Irony Art (2)

Tu Yiyi narrowed his narrow eyes slightly: “You can only do what you can with your mouth.”

She raised her noble head, her eyes contemptuously.

“It’s sad.”

The heartbeat of the jailers watching from a distance accelerated. From their perspective, Tu Yiyi’s high posture at this time was like a condescending queen.

What is going on with the inexplicable feeling of wanting to be spurred and ravaged.

Su Chen pulled out his ears: “Are you here to plug my ears?”

The corners of Tu Yiyi’s mouth twitched slightly, and she wondered why no matter how much he mocked Su Chen now, he seemed unmoved.

Is it that after five years of imprisonment, the skin has become thicker?

Su Chen said again: “The only thing that can block people’s ears is the shit in the ears. That doesn’t mean that all that pops out of your mouth are…”

“Su Chen! Don’t go too far!”

Su Chen’s words made Tu Yiyi feel a strange nausea in his throat, and he involuntarily made a swallowing action. This swallowing was good, and it was even more disgusting…

The anger instantly burned her head from the bottom of her heart. She was both angry and wondering, why is this person so cheap now?

She once suspected that she was here to find sin and suffer.

Who am I, what am I doing, why should I come?

Thinking of the purpose of her trip, she finally extinguished her anger, and tried to squeeze a decent smile from the corner of her mouth.

“I heard you played animal chess here.”

Su Chen’s eyes condensed immediately.

I heard, who said it? Good guy, put an eyeliner here again, is there anyone in this place worthy of trust?

Oh, I don’t believe anyone, that’s okay.

“I’m asking you something.”

Su Chen returned to his senses: “Who is animal chess?”

Tu Yiyi: “…”

Tu Yiyi: “Don’t talk about such vulgar things.”

Su Chen: “Didn’t you talk about it first? Besides, mine is called Beast Chess.”

Tu Yiyi: “No matter what chess he wants, teach me the next game.”

Su Chen said nothing: “Don’t teach.”

Tu Yiyi: “I will pay the tuition.”

Su Chen: “Don’t teach how much to give, this is a matter of principle.”

Tu Yiyi smiled contemptuously: “You really have a lot of money, forget it, you don’t teach, some people are willing to teach.”

Tu Yiyi turned his head: “Are you willing to teach?”

The jailer with his eyes shining like a jackal nodded frantically, as if what would happen next was not to teach her to play chess, but something inappropriate for children, all with idiotic expressions.

“Willing.”

“I do.”

“I am willing.”

“It’s the same for me.”

“The same for me!”

Tu Yiyi smiled charmingly and resorted to a dove technique: “But I don’t want you to teach.”

Jailers: (o´Д`)

Tu Yiyi pointed his slender white finger to the corner: “Come here.”

The jailer who is essentially a part-time cook and meal delivery business looked suspicious: “Me?”

Tu Yiyi: “Yes, it’s you.”

As the jailer at the bottom, he naturally has no choice but to walk obediently.

Tu Yiyi stood up before Ma Pingchuan’s ribs: “Can you teach me to play chess?”

The jailer scratched his head: “I’m not very good at it yet, I always lose…”

Tu Yiyi whispered to him: “*********.”

jailer:”……”

He looked at Su Chen with a cry for help.

Su Chen nodded: “I understand that she has given too much, all of them are adults. There is nothing to be embarrassed about, you decide for yourself.”

The jailer smiled bitterly: “Well then.”

In fact, he wanted to say that Tu Yiyi didn’t give him any generous promises, what she said was—

If you don’t teach, kill you.

The chessboard was laid down, and as the other jailers were watching with envy, jealousy and hate, the jail cook sat down tremblingly. After explaining the rules, he carefully waited for Tu Yiyi to move the chess piece.

“How boring to do this, shall we make a bet?”

Tu Yiyi, who hadn’t moved the chessboard, smiled lightly, full of obvious conspiracy.

Su Chen frowned. This is not easy. What does this witch with no big mole want to do?

The prison cook panicked: “Be…what bet?”

Tu Yiyi suddenly became serious: “The loser chopped his finger.”

The pupil of the prison kitchen seemed to have an earthquake in an instant: “Chop…Chop your fingers…”

Tu Yiyi: “That’s right, whoever loses a set cuts a finger. This is fair and you won’t let me.”

The prison cook came down with a cold sweat: “This…”

Su Chen sneered.

“If you lose, could he really dare to chop your finger?”

“You Ruyi Scepter calculated it. It’s a pity not to be an accountant.”

Tu Yiyi only thought that he could not hear Su Chen’s words, and knocked on the chessboard: “It’s so decided, then I have to take the first step. You must not lose.”

The first set is over.

“It’s a pity.”

Tu Yiyi showed a regretful expression: “You won, there is no way, you can cut it.”

Stretch out a slender finger.

The prison cook was sweating like rain, and he was more nervous than he was playing chess.

The crowd onlookers originally regretted that they had not been able to go up and get close to the goddess.

At this time, I was fortunate that it was not me who went up!

Who dares to chop that finger? That was Holy Maiden, the only daughter of the former Sect Leader. Who would dare to touch her hair?

“I come.”

Su Chen said righteously: “I will help you.”

With a chuckle, Su Chen reached out and picked up the sword that the prison cook had placed on the ground and pulled it out, and the white Sword Ray flashed.

Tu Yiyi’s face turned pale. She thought this guy might have gone crazy and chopped it down: “We are playing chess. It’s up to you. If you go to jail, don’t worry about it.”

Su Chen: “I am also kind.”

Tu Yiyi: “You don’t need to be kind! We’ve made a one-to-one deal, right? Huh?”

Tu Yiyi glared at the prison kitchen, and the prison kitchen himself was so panicked that he nodded subconsciously.

“See it.”

Tu Yiyi smiled: “Are you going to chop now? If you don’t chop, I will treat you as giving up in this round.”

Su Chen handed the long sword: “Hey, brother, don’t just give up being brave in everything, isn’t it just a finger? It’s just a small piece of meat and a small piece of bone. It can grow back if you cut it off, don’t worry about it. cut.”

The prison cook’s head was dumbfounded: “Can…can it grow back?”

Su Chen: “Yes, of course I can, she is Holy Maiden, she has a lot of treasures.”

“Su Chen, shut up for me!”

Tu Yiyi was furious, and wanted to rush to grab the knife in Su Chen’s hand, and then give him a slap in the face.

But she still held it back, Su Chen didn’t have a Cultivation Nail on her body, and the Cultivation Base was there, she might not be able to grab it.

“just forget it.”

The prison cook still doesn’t have the guts after all.

If he really cuts down with this one, the next one should be his own head.

As the bottom person, you should have the consciousness of the bottom person.

Tu Yiyi smiled successfully: “Then let’s continue.”

As soon as he sat down, the prison cook’s hands began to tremble, and his brain began to faint.

Although Tu Yiyi’s mentality was stirred up by Su Chen, he still surpassed the prison cook too much.

And she is a smart person.

Although this is the first time I have come into contact with this kind of chess, the threshold of this kind of chess is not high, and I quickly become familiar with it.

“Your home is gone.”

As a chess piece pushed into the opponent’s hometown, Tu Yiyi smiled and won the game.

“A finger.”