After Marrying the School Grass

"Qing Lin, Xiao Ran." Ren's mother's voice sounded accompanied by a knock on the door, "The dumplings are cooked, let's come out to eat."

"..." It's over, he's going to be suffocated to death.

Jian Ran had to go to the restaurant with Ren Qinglin. The aunt in the house brought him a plate of dumplings, "These are all made by Qinglin, and no one else has them."

"Uh," Jian Ran was a little embarrassed, "Thank you."

Ren's mother: "Do you want Xiao Ran to be jealous?"

"I want some, thank you auntie."

Ren's mother put the dipping sauce in front of Jian Ran and smiled softly: "You're welcome. Qinglin, you call your father and ask him where he is."

Jian Ran took a meal with chopsticks, "Does uncle come back too? Then shall we wait for him?"

"No," said Ren Mu. "It will take him two hours to get back from the airport. Let's eat first."

Several people ate halfway through the dumplings, and Ren's father came back, carrying a bunch of large and small packages of gifts, all for Ren's mother.

Jian Ran smiled and said, "Uncle is so kind to aunt."

Father Ren patted Jian Ran on the shoulder and laughed, "It is necessary, my wife is for pain! Alas, Xiaoran, have you grown taller?"

Jian Ran embarrassed: "Uncle, I'm twenty years old."

"Twenty years old is still young, and it can be a few years longer. Oh, yes, my uncle also prepared gifts for you. Wait, I'll look for..."

Ren Mu smiled gently: "Don't worry, go wash your hands and eat dumplings first."

Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin's family gathered around the table to eat dumplings. The heating is fully on, you don’t even need to wear a jacket, and it’s snowing outside. This is the most flavorful winter solstice that Jian Ran has ever lived.

Ren's father asked: "Xiao Ran, will you spend the winter solstice in the south?"

"Yes."

"Then do you eat dumplings?"

Jian Ran said: "Eat, but my mother is lazy. Every year I buy quick-frozen dumplings to make a living."

"Quick-frozen dumplings are not delicious in their own wrappers." Father Ren said, "Qinglin, come and have a drink with Dad."

Ren Qinglin decisively refused: "I will have to drive later."

"Hey, I'll let the driver take you back later."

Jian Ran's eyes lit up. The opportunity is here! Now, when should I not please my father-in-law?

"Let me drink with Uncle," Jian Ran volunteered, "I drink well."

Ren Qinglin frowned slightly, "Brother..."

"Okay!" Ren's father called his son, "Go, get another cup for your brother!"

Ren's mother said: "Xiao Ran, just eat your own, don't care about him."

Jian Ran smiled: "It's okay, Auntie, I want to drink it myself."

Ren Mu and Ren Qinglin couldn't help but looked at the old and the young with speechlessness. They drank a certain national liquor, and after entering the throat, there was no pungent taste of other liquors, and the degree was also very low. Jian Ran's first mouthful went down and was shocked as a heavenly person-fucking? Is this the charm of national wine? ! He didn't want to live and die when Jane's father asked him to taste it before, but now he feels that he missed a hundred million.

At first they only had a drink or two, but then Ren's father was a little bit up and insisted on pulling Jian Ran and guessing a punch with him. Jian Ran learned the Beijing boxing method on the spot, and had a few rounds with Jian's father. Little Chili is not as good as old ginger. When Jian Ran was about to drink the third cup, Ren Qinglin snatched the cup from him, "Brother drink less."

Father Ren was anxious, "Hey, what are you doing! I would like to bet!"

"It's okay," Jian Ran said, "this booze is delicious, I want to drink more."

"My brother has already drunk enough, I will drink this cup for my brother."

"How can this work!" Ren's father disagreed. "Whoever loses will drink! Your brother is not your wife, so there is no reason for you to take the place."

Ren Qinglin smiled: "My brother is not my wife, are you sure?"

Father Ren was stunned and waved his big hand: "Hey, what a couple of you, you will leave sooner or later!"

Jian Ran opened her mouth slightly and put down her wine glass.

The smile on Ren Qinglin's face retreated cleanly, "Dad, you are drunk."

Ren's father grinned and said: "How can you get drunk with this bit of wine-Xiaoran, you don't need to drink it, teach uncle some Cantonese?"

Jian Ran cheered up, "What does Uncle want to learn?"

"Uh... what did Ren Qinglin say."

Jian Ran thought for a while, and said word by word: "iam, qing, lam."

"What the hell?" Father Ren repeated, "Yang Qingren?"

Ren Qinglin: "..."

Jian Ran was happy, "Hahahaha it's almost the same, Uncle Monkey (good) plugs (rhinoceros) Lei (li)."

Ren's mother watched them making a fuss and shook her head helplessly. These men, no matter how old they are, there will always be a naive side.

After dinner, Ren's father found out the gift he had brought to the two children. He was on a business trip to Southeast Asia this time, and he bought two identical pendants.

Ren Qinglin relentlessly commented: "Ugly."

"Don't talk nonsense, this is the master who asked for it!" Father Ren said with a serious face, "You have to be sincere, and sincere is good."

On the way back to school, Jian Ran hung the pendant on Ren Qinglin's car, "There is another one, I will also hang it on my car when I turn back."

"Well, brother sleep for a while?" Ren Qinglin drove the car intently, "It will take some time to get to school."

Jian Ran was paralyzed in the co-pilot, looking at Ren Qinglin's side face, his eyes were soft that he could not even imagine.

After being watched by Jian Ran for a long time, Ren Qinglin asked, "What do I do?"

Jian Ran tilted her head, "You look so good."

Ren Qinglin smiled.

Although the degree of liquor is low, Jian Ran still feels a little fluttering after drinking too much. Ren Qinglin was worried about him and insisted on sending him back to the bedroom.

At this time, it was the time for everyone to visit each other. Many boys in the corridor went back and forth. Seeing the two walking together, their eyes were so intriguing.

Jian Ran saw a golfer walking towards him, and just wanted to say hello to him, but the golfer looked away, pretending not to see him, and passed him by.

Jian Ran was confused, "What's the matter?"

Ren Qinglin narrowed his eyes, "I don't know."

Jian Ran opened the door of the bedroom with the key, and looked at him with five pairs of eyes, except for the three roommates, Fang Huifeng and Lu Shixuan were also there.

Ji Yuanxi hesitated to speak but stopped, "Ran Ran, Lin Lin..."

Jian Ran took off his coat and hung it on a chair, "It's so lively, did Huang Feihong and Senior Lu come to our bed to eat dumplings?"

Fang Huifeng shook his head, "Brother Jian, have you seen the forum?"

"No," Jian Ran said impatiently, "What did you write about me?"

Shen Zixiao handed him the phone with a complicated expression, "Look at it for yourself."

Ren Qinglin stood behind Jian Ran and looked down at the phone with him. The subject of the post has only one short sentence: Jian Ran is gay.

[Finally know why your Jane male **** has never had a girlfriend. Also, how exciting it is to engage with men every day, changing one every day, it's so cool. 】

1L: I slowly typed a question mark?

2L: Please hammer, thank you.

3L: @Moderator, don't care about this kind of posting?

LZ: I heard it from a friend, and Jane confessed it personally. Jian Ran's roommate needs to be careful, maybe he will catch some disease one day.

5L: Does LZ dare to cancel anonymity and show your student ID?

LZ: Don't dare, I'm afraid. There are many men in Jian Ran, and I am afraid of being beaten by gangs.

13L: Wait, what happened between him and Ren Qinglin, is it true...

14L: Because I'm listening, so this is a story of an old driver, a senior student hooking up with an innocent student?

15L: Sympathize with Ren Qinglin for a second.

20L: 13, 14, 15L are relatives and friends of LZ, right? What rhythm does JB bring?

25L: LZ, nmsl. 【smile】

...

"Brother Jane," Ke Yan asked cautiously, "Are you okay?"

"Not very good," Jian Ran said blankly, "come here, bring my Frostmourne, I will cut this silly. Forcing myself."

Ren Qinglin asked: "Have you contacted the forum moderator?"

"I sent a private message, but I haven't responded yet." Fang Huifeng said, "Brother Ren, are you not angry? I was so angry when I saw it. That 25th floor is me."

Ren Qinglin said in a light tone, "First solve the problem and get angry, I'll go to the balcony to make a call."

Fang Huifeng sighed: "Stability or stability is yours."

Ke Yan looked like he was going to work hard with others, and Jian Ran discovered for the first time that he could be so manly, "Which **** did it?! Senior Lu, if we find out who the host is, can we sue him? ?"

Lu Shixuan nodded lightly, "Hundreds of replies, yes. Jian Ran, did you offend anyone at school?"

Jian Ran's three roommates said without hesitation: "Chen Wenzhou!"

Shen Zixiao: "Apart from him, I can't think of anyone who hates Jian Ran so much."

Ji Yuanxi: "It's not necessarily. Jian Ran is too popular with girls. It will always arouse the jealousy of others."

Lu Shixuan thought for a while and comforted Jian Ran: "Everyone who knows you knows that you are not that kind of person. There is no need to care too much about this kind of gossip."

Jian Ran thought of the player's reaction just now, and sneered, "Not necessarily. However, how does this person know..."

Fang Huifeng asked: "What do you know?"

Jian Ran looked at her friends and said, "I know that the person I like is a boy."

The only two unaware Ke Yan and Fang Huifeng widened their eyes and said in unison: "Brother Jian..."

Jian Ran looked at them apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't tell you until now."

Ji Yuanxi hummed: "Of course, do you have to apologize to me too? I just found out this morning too!"

Shen Zixiao proudly said: "I knew as soon as they were together, hahahahaha-who else? Also, who, who!"

Lu Shixuan said: "Jian Ran, you have the right to keep your sexual orientation confidential, and there is no need to apologize."

The two who were frightened were relieved. Fang Huifeng leaned on his forehead and sat down on the chair, "I'm fucking, handsome guys like boys these days, but fortunately, my roommate is still straight."

Ji Yuanxi said meaningfully: "You are fortunate to be too early."

Ke Yan's eye circles were reddish, "Why?"

Jian Ran hesitated: "Say..."

"Why did you tell me the last one?!" Ke Yan complained aggrievedly, "Doesn't Jane treat me as a friend? I think Jane is his best friend!"

Jian Ran couldn't laugh or cry, "I am not, I don't."

Shen Zixiao said with a humble mouth: "It's a pity, Ke Xiaoyan, your brother Jian's best friend is me, hahahaha—"

Ke Yan: "..."

Lu Shixuan: "..."

Jian Ran said coldly, "There are so many words."

Ren Qinglin came back after the call and said: "The post has been deleted, and the poster is checking it. There should be results soon."

"It's so boring to delete," Jian Ran walked to his desk, opened the drawer, took out a red book from it, and shook it, "Ren Qinglin, official announcement?"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Xuan."

Ke Yan & Fang Huifeng:? ? ?

Who am I, where am I, why is the earth round, what is the meaning of life...

After the post was deleted, someone soon came to make trouble. The topic this time was [I thought it was a rumor, but when the post was deleted, my mood became more subtle. 】

Jane pulled at the corner of her mouth.

Come on, go on, dad won’t be named Jane if you don’t slap your face!

A few minutes later, a new post appeared on the homepage. Not only was the poster not anonymous, he also had his student ID, and even his ID was changed to his real name.

Ren Qinglin:

[Marriage Certificate Cover.jpg]

[Marriage certificate inside page.jpg]

[Wedding ring.jpg]

【Wedding photo.jpg】

1L. Jian Ran, who just came back from her mother-in-law's house: I'm a man, but I'm only a legitimate object. Do you have any comments? 【smile】

2L. Lu Shixuan: I have read the marriage certificate and touched it. It's true.

3L. Shen Zixiao: I went to Guangzhou to have a wedding wine on the fifth day of the first lunar month. Did you go together?

4L. Ji Yuanxi: The ticket has been bought.

5L. Ke Yan: Looking at the ticket...

6L. Fang Huifeng: LS1

7L. Xu Keke: Come back from a bath, my knocked CP is married? ? ? ?

8L. Civil Affairs Bureau:...