After Marrying the School Grass

Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin squeezed in the same fitting room, holding the Hello Kitty cotton candy with one ear lost in their hands. While still in shock, they bit off the other ear of the cat, and the sweetness gradually faded. The mouth spread open.

"What should I do now?" he asked.

Ren Qinglin said: "We can only wait for him to leave before we go out."

In other words, before the counselor leaves, the two must hide in the fitting room together.

Jian Ran suddenly laughed while eating marshmallows.

Ren Qinglin asked him: "What is the senior laugh?"

"Isn't there a news from Uniqlo a few years ago? Do you remember an indecent video of a man and a woman?"

Ren Qinglin thought for a while, "I don't have any impression."

Jian Ran took out his mobile phone to search for keywords, "Beijing Sanlitun Uniqlo Incident, in 2015, at that time you were still in junior high school, it is normal to have no impression."

His impression was very deep. At that time, he was an innocent high school student. He was pulled by his friend and watched the video. Up to now, he still remembers that the heroine’s hair was done pretty well, and the hero pressed her against the wall. She is called her husband.

Ren Qinglin probably understood, and said with a smile: "Why did the senior suddenly say this?"

"It just so happens that we are also in the fitting room of Uniqlo," Jian Ran said, "just think about it."

"Really," Ren Qinglin slowly approached Jian Ran, "I thought the senior was implying something."

"No." The space in the fitting room was limited. Jian Ran was forced into the corner and leaned against the wall. He pressed his fist against Ren Qinglin's chest, "You, don't mess around, my counselor is still outside. ."

Ren Qinglin didn't seem to hear, bowed her head towards Jian Ran.

Jian Ran thought that she was going to be kissed, so she closed her eyes instinctively, but she did not wait for Ren Qing to kiss. Opening his eyes, he saw Ren Qinglin lowered his eyes, licked the cotton candy in his hand, and ate Hello Kitty's paws.

"..." Xingba, he was passionate.

"Sweet?" Jian Ran asked.

"Sweet," Ren Qing kissed Jianran's lips and whispered softly: "But this is sweeter than cotton candy."

Jian Ran was flushed by the kiss, but fortunately he has learned to breathe now.

"Don't..." Jian Ran tried to push Ren Qinglin away, "My counselor is still outside."

Ren Qinglin grabbed his two wrists with one hand and placed them above his head, with a low and soft voice, "Isn't this better?"

Jian Ran trembled: "What's good."

"When I think that the school teacher is outside, will the senior's reaction be greater?"

"..." He really underestimated Ren Qinglin! This guy is exactly a hungry wolf in the coat of a little sheep! If you don't pay attention, he will be gnawed and there is no scum left!

The hatred in Jian Ran's heart, he is also a boy, one year older than Ren Qinglin, why can't he dominate the intimacy of the two as gentle and powerful as Ren Qinglin? This kind of thing of him, obviously he should have done it to Ren Qinglin, but now it is completely reversed!

The two ate the marshmallows in a special way. Ren Qinglin opened the door of the fitting room and looked out for a while and said, "Your counselor is still there, and you are standing at the door of the fitting room."

Jian Ran was a little depressed, "It's been so long, why hasn't he left yet."

"He seems to be shopping with his girlfriend." Ren Qinglin said.

That was terrible. It would take 30 to 50 years for a girl to try on clothes. He is still Jian Ran. When he goes out, it is estimated that he will become Uncle Jian.

Jian Ran hit the wall lightly with his head, "I can't hold it anymore..."

"what?"

Jian Ran wanted to cry without tears, "I drank too much tea just now, I want to go to the toilet."

Ren Qinglin held back a smile, thought for a moment, and said, "Senior, wait for me, I'll come as soon as I go."

Jian Ran watched Ren Qinglin walk out of the fitting room, the Xindao student wouldn't look for a mineral water bottle, right.

Ren Qinglin didn't let him wait any longer, and returned soon, still holding a pale pink coat, a hat, and a cartoon mask in his hand.

"Put these on," Ren Qinglin said, "I will take the seniors out."

Jian Ran looked unbelievable, "No, I just lied and escaped a collective activity, how can I behave like a spy, with cross-dress..."

Ren Qinglin didn't care: "If the senior can hold it back, he doesn't need to wear it."

Jian Ran sullen her face, "I think I can still work hard."

Ren Qinglin said with an "um", and said casually: "There is a milk tea shop nearby, I'm going to buy two cups?"

"..." It's okay if Ren Qinglin doesn't say anything. When he says this, Jian Ran's feeling gets stronger.

Ren Qinglin continued: "Oh, yes, when I just went out, I saw your counselor’s girlfriend took another pile of clothes to try."

Jian Ran gritted her teeth and gave up, "Give me the clothes!"

Jian Ran took off her original double-breasted black coat, and put on the pink and tender coat with two rabbit ears on the hood, enduring the shame.

A pink coat is nothing, mainly the hat Ren Qinglin brought, the kind with a wig. As long as the girl puts her hair up and puts on this hat, she will have big burgundy long wavy hair. Jian Ran wears it more easily. He has short hair, so he doesn't need to wear it, just wear it directly. The hat was fluffy, and there was a small ball on the top that felt very good. Ren Qinglin squeezed it several times.

After putting on it, Jian Ran looked at the glasses and put on the mask decisively.

Ren Qinglin grabbed him by the shoulder and turned him back in front of the mirror, "Senior is so cute, don't you look at it?"

Jian Ran has a thin body, especially her waist, which is thinner than some girls; her legs are long and straight. She wears a girl's coat and a hat and wig. From the back, she looks like an imperial sister with long legs.

Jian Ran wanted to find a hole in the ground to bury her face, "People live in rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. Only heaven and earth know this matter, you know me, if you dare to tell others..."

"Senior, don't worry," Ren Qinglin played with Jian Ran's curly hair and said with a low smile: "This is a secret that belongs only to us."

Jian Ran nodded and took a deep breath, "Then shall we go out?"

"Well," Ren Qinglin reached out to him, "Would you like to hold hands?"

Jian Ran's counselor is named Zhang Shu. Like the majority of male compatriots, shopping with a girlfriend can rank in the top three of the things he hates most. Today, besides helping his girlfriend carry bags and saying "good-looking" perfunctorily after his girlfriend tries on clothes, he has one more thing to do.

Zhang Shu stared at the fitting room that Ren Qinglin had just entered, thinking about it. Apart from Ren Qinglin in the fitting room, there was obviously one person.

Who is that person? Zhang Shu didn't see clearly, but if he can stay in the fitting room with Ren Qinglin for so long, she should be a girl?

The matter of Ren Qinglin's famous Caoyouzhu has spread in the school, but the identity of his mysterious girlfriend has always been a mystery. Zhang Shu felt that maybe he was about to reveal the answer to this question soon.

Finally, the door of the fitting room opened, Zhang Shu straightened his back, concentrated, watching Ren Qinglin walk out of the fitting room, followed by a girl with long hair in jeans and a pink coat.

Zhang Shu glanced at the phone. The two entered the fitting room together, and Ren Qinglin came out to buy something in the middle. They stayed in it for half an hour.

May I ask, what can be done in half an hour? What did Ren Qinglin buy on the way out?

Zhang Shu's mood is complicated. These college students are too uncomfortable! Normally in the school’s grove, but now it’s in the mall... In case they were discovered, their school would probably make headlines with the two of them. He could even think of the name: a famous university couple was actually trying on clothes. To do this kind of thing in a short time, is it moral decay, lack of humanity or Uniqlo's second vulgar marketing?

Thinking of this, Zhang Shu's occupational disease was offended. He stepped forward and stopped Ren Qinglin and his girlfriend, "Classmate."

Ren Qinglin stopped and smiled: "May I ask what's the matter?"

Ren Qinglin's performance was fairly normal. The girl next to him seemed to have done something wrong. She lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him. She was wearing a mask. She was guilty of guilty conscience.

"I'm the sophomore counselor of the Network Engineering College, Zhang Shu. You are Ren Qinglin in the freshman year, I met you in school."

"It turned out to be Teacher Zhang." Ren Qinglin said, "Does Teacher Zhang come to shop too?"

"Well," Zhang Shu looked at the girl, "Is this your girlfriend?"

It's strange, why this girl's eyebrows look so familiar... Is she also from the Academy of Network Engineering?

The girl felt his gaze, as if she had been frightened, suddenly turned her head and buried her head in Ren Qinglin's arms.

Zhang Shu:? ? ?

Hey, can you please pay attention to the occasion if you want to act like a baby?

Ren Qinglin gave a dull smile, put her arms around the girl's shoulders, and said, "Yes, my girlfriend will be shy when she sees strangers. Is there anything wrong with Teacher Zhang?"

Seeing someone is shy, it must have done shameful things just now!

Zhang Shu said as softly as possible: "It is a good thing to fall in love, but we should also pay attention to some influence. Especially in public places, being too intimate is disrespect for others."

Ren Qinglin accepted the instruction humbly: "Teacher Zhang, don't worry, I know."

Zhang Shu nodded with relief, "You know it."

"It's just that my girlfriend is too clingy, too little girl, and I can't help it."

Zhang Shu: "..." Is he showing off his face by a student?

Ren Qinglin was pinched heavily on the waist, he snorted and laughed: "I will persuade her to turn around. Thank you, Teacher Zhang, for your concern, then let's go first--"

After leaving Uniqlo, I went straight to the bathroom. After solving the physiological problems in the shocked eyes of the men, I realized that I had forgotten to take off my hat.

...Very well, this mall has been blocked by him! ! !

Jian Ran took off his hat, mask and jacket, and aggressively found Ren Qinglin waiting outside.

"You!" He pointed at Ren Qinglin, and made a gesture of sealing his throat, "Dead, settled, dead!"

Ren Qinglin is very innocent: "What's wrong with me?"

Jian Ran was furious, "What bad idea did you have! Lao Tzu's fame was almost ruined by you!"

"Note that although it is rotten, at least the senior can escape the counselor's sanction smoothly. Can it be regarded as making up for it?"

Jian Ran squinted at him, "Come on, I think you are just to satisfy your own evil taste."

Ren Qinglin happily admitted: "Yes, I am such a person full of bad taste and a bad stomach, do you still want to be a senior?"

"Yes," Jian Ran replied without hesitation, "you can't let you harm other people."

Ren Qinglin smiled and hugged Jian Ran into his arms in the same way that he hugged the boys, "What do seniors plan to do with these things?"

"Of course it is thrown away!"

This is a testimony of his shame, absolutely not to be left!

"But it cost money anyway, and I really like this hat, can't I stay?"

At the pleading look of the school brother, Jian Ran softened: "Then you keep it. But! Don't let us see them!"

"it is good."

——It's strange.