After Marrying the School Grass

The enthusiasm for Double Eleven continues, and the express delivery in schools is flooded, and the queues to lead the express delivery are out of sight.

After eating, Jian Ran stopped by to get the courier. When he saw the team, he wanted to retreat. He walked to the end of the team and asked the girl in the last row, "Classmate, do you know how long it will take?"

"You wouldn't—" The girl turned her head to see Jian Ran's face, her voice changed to loli in a second, "It should take half an hour to get to me."

Jian Ran thanked him and turned around and left.

What's wrong with doing half an hour, you have to wait here, anyway, the express delivery will not grow wings and fly away.

Within two steps, Jian Ran stopped suddenly.

Ren Qinglin walked out of the cafeteria, the phone in his pocket shook, and a "2" appeared on the top of WeChat's profile picture.

Jian Ranranran: Appointment?

Jian Ranranran: [Probe.gif]

Ren Qinglin raised his lips, walked to the side and stopped, replied: about.

.R: Where is the senior?

Jian Ranranran: Lead the courier here. [A straight smile.jpg]

Jian Ranranran: Let's arrange express delivery together. 【转圈圈.gif】

.R: How long will it take?

Jian Ranranran: At least half an hour.

.R: Coming.

.R: [The hen runs fast.jpg]

Fang Huifeng walked and found that his roommate had disappeared. Looking back, Ren Qinglin was still standing on the spot, with the corners of his mouth upturned, and he seemed to be in a good mood.

Hey, it wasn't like that when you were pestered by the school sister to ask for WeChat.

"What's the matter," Fang Huifeng asked, "we won 5 million in the lottery."

"It's better than five million."

Fang Huifeng stared at his almost invisible eyes, "That's...50 million?"

Ren Qinglin said: "Someone asked me to arrange express delivery."

Fang Huifeng:? ? ?

However, Ren Qinglin did not have to take it by courier, and he would not send the items he ordered by courier. "Do you have any express delivery?" Ren Qinglin asked his roommate, "I will help you."

Fang Huifeng was flattered, "No way, how can the noble hand of a male **** do such a rough job-and my express delivery hasn't arrived yet."

Ren Qinglin sent a message in the dormitory group: Do you have express delivery waiting to be picked up.

Jian Ran didn't line up first, and watched as the line grew longer and longer, feeling happy. The longer the team, the more time he and Ren Qinglin will spend together.

You can come up with such a brilliant idea of ​​queuing up with a crush. He is really a witty boy. When Ren Qing arrived, he took the initiative to help carry a bag, and then "accidentally" touched his hand...

Ren Qinglin didn't let him wait any longer, and came soon, carrying two cups of milk tea in his hand, and did not carry the bag that Jian Ran was expecting.

What'sthe**? What's the bag, dad, milk tea?

Ren Qinglin walked up to Jian Ran and handed him a cup of milk tea, "Why don't seniors go in line."

Jian Ran blinked, "Waiting for you."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Let's go."

The two stood at the end of the line one after the other, with Jian Ran in front and Ren Qing behind.

"What kind of express delivery do you want," Ren Qinglin asked, "Is it important?"

"It should be okay, but my mother bought some for me." Jane paused, using his crappy and sultry way to tease the younger brother, "wife won't buy it, fortunately there is a mother, ahha Hahahaha—"

Ren Qinglin bent over to Jian Ran's ear and said, "My wife bought it, but it hasn't arrived yet."

Jian Ran's ears itchy, turned to look at Ren Qinglin, "Really?"

Ren Qinglin felt itchy, "Really."

"I bought it for you too," Jian Ran said happily, "a down jacket of Canada goose—"

Ren Qinglin looked down at him with a smile in his eyes, "Huh? Tell me now, don't give me a surprise?"

"Uh..." Jian Ran really didn't think about this. In his opinion, don't giving gifts mean giving things to the other party? There are so many twists and turns.

He hesitated for a while and asked: "Do you want a surprise?"

"No," Ren Qinglin said, "Senior buys me something, it's a surprise in itself."

At this time, the classmates behind shouted: "Hey, you guys move!"

Jian Ran looked back and strode forward quickly. In front of him are two girls, holding mobile phones, heads together, chuckling softly from time to time.

Jian Ran walked over and happened to hear them say: "When will my male **** come to accompany me to class!"

"And it's still the most boring "Mao", it can be stamped as true love."

"Hey, don't be like this, everyone has a girlfriend."

"It is said that Ren Qinglin has a girlfriend. Has anyone seen it?"

"No... but maybe it's from another school."

"Even so, the two of them should meet on vacation. I have a schoolboy I know who is in the same class as Ren Qinglin. He said he has never seen Ren Qinglin and any girl get close. In short, the male **** did not confess in person, I am I won't believe it."

Jian Ran drank hot milk tea and listened to the conversations of the girls, feeling that she was reminded.

Ren Qinglin said he wanted to chase her senior sister, but he usually chats with him, and he is the one who plays games with him. The two go back to her in-law's house during the long vacation, and they meet again on weekends. How can Ren Qinglin have time to follow her senior?

Does that so-called senpai really exist? Ren Qinglin spends almost all his free time on him. It is not so much that he is chasing some senior sister, but rather...he is chasing himself?

Jian Ran was shocked by this sudden thought. However, isn't Ren Qinglin a straight man? Why would a straight man chase another straight man?

Wait, isn't he doing this right now! !

Jian Ran was a little bit ready to move. The bag can't be carried anymore, people can still touch it a little bit.

Jian Ran looked forward and complained: "After a long time, my legs are sore."

While speaking, Jian Ran spit out her behavior in her mind.

Hehe, sore legs? Why do you run on the basketball court for an hour without sore legs, stand for ten minutes and your legs are sore?

Look at the difference between your "soft" Yazi and the white lotus female outfits in the TV series!

Shameful, can you show a little bit of being a brother? ? ?

Then he heard Ren Qinglin behind him saying: "Then come and rely on it?"

"..."

What's your brother's aura, can you eat it?

Happy!

Just like Ren Qinglin asked Jian Ran to bury his arm last time, Jian Ran immediately turned back and leaned his entire upper body on Ren Qinglin's body.

Ren Qinglin stretched out his hand to support his back, "Is it better?"

The temperature and the good smell of the younger brother's body made Jian Ran feel happy for a while. He grabbed Ren Qinglin's wrist and slowly moved to his waist, "It's better to help here."

Ren Qinglin: "..." Fuck, something is going to happen.

When the team moved, Jian Ran asked Ren Qinglin to push herself away. When others saw it, they thought this boy had just finished the 10,000-meter long run. After being pushed for a few steps, Ren Qinglin suddenly let go of him.

Jian Ran turned back, "???"

Ren Qinglin took a few deep breaths, trying to suppress his reaction. "Hands are a little cold."

Jian Ran said "Oh", "Then I will warm you up?"

Ren Qing looked at him, "How warm."

The two stood back and forth, it was not convenient to use their hands to warm them, so Jian Ran had to give up the idea. He lifted his hat and said, "Put your hands here, it's super warm here."

Ren Qinglin's throat moved, "Um..."

The team moved quickly, and soon arrived at them. Jian Ran reported his mobile phone number, the courier brother brought him a few small boxes, and asked Ren Qinglin: "Classmate, mobile phone number and name."

Ren Qinglin flipped through the phone and said, "7745, Li Qianyu."

Jian Ran was taken aback, "Who is this?"

"My roommate."

"how about yours?"

"Didn't you say it," Ren Qinglin said with a smile, "It's not here yet."

Jian Ran was a little surprised, "So you made a special trip to help your roommate get the courier?"

Ren Qinglin asked, "What do the seniors think."

Jian Ran frowned, and the thought came up just now.

Carrying a bunch of couriers back to the dormitory, Jian Ran didn't open it, and put it on the ground. He froze for a while, then opened the drawer in a wicked manner, and took out a red book from the innermost—the marriage certificate of him and Ren Qinglin.

The "National Emblem" and "People's Republic of China" on the cover symbolize the solemnity of a legal marriage; on the second page, there are photos and information of him and Ren Qinglin.

Jian Ran stared at the photo of the two, returning to the day they received the certificate.

—Two words are written on your face.

-what?

-Forced marriage.

—Aren’t you your mother. Forcing you?

—No, I volunteered.

...Fuck.

Shen Zixiao pushed open the bedroom door and saw Jian Ran sitting in a daze, holding a marriage certificate in his hand, and a bunch of express delivery under his feet, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Jian Ran slowly raised her head and said every word: "I think my wife seems to like me."

Shen Zixiao: "..."

After a moment of silence, Shen Zixiao asked, "Are you sure?"

Jian Ran shook his head, "I'm not sure."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"do not know."

Shen Zixiao's expression was complicated, "I advise you to pretend not to know."

"but-"

"It's nothing!" Shen Zixiao was suddenly excited, "Have you forgotten our motto as straight men?"

"???"

"Take the unchanging bend as our duty!"

Jian Ran said silently: "I never took this sentence as my motto."

Shen Zixiao rushed forward and shook Jian Ran's shoulder desperately, "Jian Ran, Brother Jian, Dad Jian, you are a little more sober! You are the best one in our dormitory, I still insist on being a hairy when you bend!"

Jian Ran didn't understand why Shen Zixiao reacted so strongly, he regretted talking about it with this simple comparison. But at that time, his mind was blank, and somehow the words in his heart popped out.

He opened Shen Zixiao's hand, "Don't fight against Lao Tzu, don't you hear what I said just now."

Amidst Shen Zixiao's howling ghosts and wolves, Ji Yuanxi came back. The moment the door opened, he took a half step back, "Are we killing pigs in bed?"

Jian Ran put the marriage certificate away, and said nonchalantly: "Intermittently crazy, ignore him."

Ji Yuanxi accidentally kicked a courier and looked down and was shocked: "You just throw Lamei on the ground like this?"

"What is winter plum?"

"...It's okay." Ji Yuanxi took off his winter outdoor equipment one by one. "That's right, have you watched the school forum? You and Ren Qinglin are on the homepage again."

Jian Ran was excited, "Really, what did you say about us this time?"

"Say you queuing up to get the courier and there are photos."

Jian Ran did not download the APP of the school forum, and said: "Give me Kangkang!"

The photo should have been taken by someone standing behind them. It happened to be when Ren Qinglin was supporting his waist, and the host still drew a circle with a red line where Ren Qinglin was in contact with him.

Jian Ran returned the phone to Ji Yuanxi, immediately turned on the computer, entered the forum, created an account, and liked the photo.