After Marrying the School Grass

……frenzied.

"It's just that the beauty is not up to your standard. You can blame it, but it's too much to be murderous. I will call the police." Jian Ran said, "not to mention what she looks like is not up to you.

Facing the spurn of his roommate, Shen Zixiao had only one sentence: "Haha."

Jian Ran didn't want to open the courier in front of Shen Zixiao, and asked him: "Have you eaten yet, and are you not going out today? Be careful that you get bored and grow hair."

Shen Zixiao threw the scarf and the remaining hairballs into the trash can, climbed back to the bed, and said, "I asked Lao Ji to bring me food. It's such a cold day that the fool went out."

Jian Ran had to put the courier into the closet first, picked up the phone and placed an order in Goudong.

Gou Dong's speed was very fast, and Jian Ran got the courier the next day and became the second person to hang the curtain in the bedroom.

Ji Yuanxi was watching under the bed, with the expression of turning over and the serf singing, "Of course, don't you hate hanging the curtains? When I hung them, what did you say?" Ji Yuanxi vividly imitated Jane. Ran's tone, "'Fuck our dormitory is a young man who slept, really **** eyes'..."

Ke Yanle smiled, "It really seems."

Shen Zixiao said: "my country's famous philosopher Wang Jingze said that no one can escape the law of true fragrance."

Jian Ran calmly hooked the bed curtains, "I have no problem with hanging the bed curtains, but I have problems with the pink cartoon lace bed curtains you hung."

Ji Yuanxi argued: "I said my wife bought it for me!"

"If your wife buys it, you hang up?" Jian Ran sneered, "Look at your good points, 508's face has been lost by you."

Jian Ran bought pure gray bed curtains with first-class shading effect. He sat on the bed and asked, "Can you see me?"

Ke Yan: "No."

He was relieved.

Shen Zixiao came from outside, "But it's pretty good, why are you hanging the bed curtain suddenly? Is it my face that bores you?"

Jian Ran was silent for a while, and said: "There are some things, everyone knows it in mind, there is no need to explain it."

Shen Zixiao laughed and scolded: "I'm **** your uncle."

Jian Ran removed the courier box on the bed. He bought a black ball of wool, which was expensive, and felt quite good to the touch. He also gave two great needles. There is a tutorial video on knitting a scarf in the Taobao store, and Jian Ran complains while wearing headphones: the world is getting worse! A college student actually hides behind the curtain to do this kind of thing!

Jian Ran tried to start the needle according to the tutorial on the video, and it succeeded after a few tries, he himself was a little confused. When he saw Shen Zixiao and Ji Yuanxi fiddle with them for a long time, they were still stuck in the first step. He thought how difficult it is to knit a scarf. He didn't expect it to be soeasy! Could it be that he has talent in this area?

... He didn't want this talent at all.

After starting the needle, just repeating a step mechanically, Jian Ran didn't pursue any tricks, and quickly got started. Moreover, he knits for a while and he gets a little bit on his head. If it's not for the meal, he feels that he can keep knitting.

Knitting a scarf is really fun.

Wait—Jian Ran pinched her eyebrows abruptly.

What is going on with this weird sense of satisfaction and accomplishment! This is not in line with his personal settings. Hey!

Ji Yuanxi shouted below: "Ran Ran, Xiaogou, are you going to eat?"

Shen Zixiao: "You don't need to accompany your wife today?"

"She went shopping with her best friend, and it is estimated that she will come back later."

Shen Zixiao: "Improper spare tire, roll."

"What about it?"

Jian Ran forced herself to put down the work in her hand, "Let's go."

Shen Zixiao poked his head out of the bed, "Thank you for bringing food."

Ji Yuanxi: "Don't bring it, get out."

It is getting colder and colder, and the average temperature during the day is only ten degrees. Jian Ran was wearing a T-shirt and shorts not long ago, but now she can only live on her sweater.

Ji Yuanxi shivered from the cold, "Fucking it is cold and dry this day, why should I come to Beijing to go to university! The tears I shed now are all the water in my mind when I filled my volunteers."

Jian Ran buried her chin in the collar of the sweater, "It should be heated soon, and stay for a few more days."

Ji Yuanxi sighed, "I want to buy a down jacket, but it's too expensive. The cheaper ones cost 1,000."

Ji Yuanxi’s family background can definitely kill 80% of the students in the school. Jian Ran heard him say that he knew that he had spent a lot of money for his girlfriend again.

"Christmas present?"

Ji Yuanxi shook her head, crying with grief, "It's Double Eleven! Do you know how much it costs to empty my wife's shopping cart? A full 10,000! My monthly living expenses, what I eat next month will become a problem."

Jian Ran mocked mercilessly: "Don't think about the down jacket. For the sake of sleeping together, I will transfer you ten yuan later."

Ji Yuanxi:?

"Buy you cold medicine."

"Fucking and ruthless--but do you have the heart--" Ji Yuanxi stretched out his arm, trying to wrap Jian Ran's neck, but when he touched the other party, he was screamed by static electricity and jumped three feet high. , Drew a few passing girls to smile sideways.

Jian Ran couldn't afford to lose that person, speeded up her pace, and kept her distance from the stupid roommate.

Since it was the weekend and there were not many people in the cafeteria, the two decided to eat the small hot pot that was usually lined up for a long time. While queuing, I ran into an acquaintance-Ren Qinglin's roommate, Fang Huifeng. Fang Huifeng is a person, and naturally joined Jian Ran's eating team.

Ji Yuanxi heard Fang Huifeng’s name for the first time, and she said it in silence for a long time. She couldn’t straighten her tongue. She couldn’t help but sigh: "Scholar, your name is too immortal. It is completely for the people of the whole country." □Naked challenge!"

Fang Huifeng looked proud, "That is, I have lived for nineteen years, and I haven't seen anyone who can recite my name well."

Ji Yuanxi raised his hand to admit defeat: "The people of Shanghai have failed in the challenge."

Jian Ran: "The people of Guangdong failed in the challenge. I have a friend who learns to broadcast and let him try it someday."

Fang Huifeng: "Hahahaha hiccup."

The three people gathered around a table, and each had a small hot pot in front of them. Jian Ran put a piece of mutton into it, and asked casually, "Why didn't you see Ren Qinglin with you."

Fang Huifeng said, "He, I'm busy these days."

"It's not exam month. What can I do." Jian Ran paused. "Before playing games with him, he said that he was going offline from 1 to 9 o'clock every day. Ji Yuanxi said he was going on a date..."

Fang Huifeng said with a grin: "Hahahaha, no, he is going to prepare for the sports meeting."

Jian Ran was taken aback, "Sports meeting?"

Every November, the school holds a freshman sports meet, and Jian Ran was forced to sign up for several projects last year. This year's sports meeting rained and he had nothing to do with him, and he forgot about it.

"That's right," said Fang Huifeng, "he and the other three in our class registered for the 4*100m relay race, because everyone was busy during the day and had to go to the playground to practice at night."

Jian Ran let out a casual "Oh", took out the lamb roll that had just been thrown in, wrapped it in sauce and put it in his mouth.

It's so fragrant.

"I remember the sports meeting will be next weekend," Ji Yuanxi hit Jian Ran with his elbow. "At that time, let's cheer for the younger brothers and sisters."

Jian Ran: "Look again then, I may not be free."

Fang Huifeng continued: "In addition to preparing for the sports meet, Ren also has to bring seniors to score points, and date with seniors. The whole thing is very busy..."

Jian Ran's hand holding the chopsticks froze.

Ji Yuanxi's gossip heart was immediately ignited, "What what! What senior sister? Ren Qinglin him...Could it be..."

Fang Huifeng winked his eyebrows and said, "Just what the senior thinks."

Ji Yuanxi yelled "Fucking", "Ren Qinglin now has a master? How sacred is that senior sister, so soon he took down a male **** of Ren Qinglin's level!"

Jian Ran suddenly felt that the lamb in his mouth was not fragrant anymore.

"Of course, you and Ren Qinglin are close, do you know about this?"

"Well," Jian Ran said lightly, "he is chasing a senior sister."

Now it seems that it should have been caught up.

"Huh? Is Ren Qinglin chasing the senior sister?" Ji Yuanxi looked shocked, "Isn't... he looks like this, does he need to chase people?"

Jian Ran squinted at him, "Do you think anyone is so face-controlling like a Xiaodog."

"But I'm really curious!" Ji Yuanxi said, "Xiao Feng, who is that senior sister... Xiao Feng, do you know her?"

Fang Huifeng shrugged, "I don't know. I asked Brother Ren several times, but he refused to tell me that everyone in our class is guessing, and there are posts on the forum."

Ji Yuanxi didn’t even eat hot pot, picked up the phone and checked the forum, “I’ve only been on the forum for a few days, my mother has eaten so many melons, analysis posts, technical posts, voting posts..."

Fang Huifeng mysteriously said, "That voting post is the most interesting. You never think of who is the first."

Ji Yuanxi asked, "Is it true?"

Jian Ran: "..."

Fang Huifeng's smile gradually solidified, "Fuck?"

"Hahahaha, you know, I've seen through those girls a long time ago..."

Jian Ran rinsed the lamb stupidly, "It's not me."

Ji Yuanxi: "Huh?"

"That senior sister, it's not me."

Ji Yuanxi scratched his head: "Of course it's not you, aren't you a senior?"

When Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran talked about it before, he had no interest in that senior sister. But now I don't know why, he actually wants to know what kind of senior sister who can make Ren Qinglin so desperate.

In any case, it is a good thing that Ren Qinglin can catch up with the person she likes. In the future, he will be the same as Ji Yuanxi, sticking to his girlfriend when there is nothing to do, and he will be clean.

Ren Qinglin should have told Senior Sister about his marriage with him. Since Senior Sister agreed to be with him, she wouldn't mind this matter.

Having said that, Jian Ran was still weird in her heart, even a little irritable.

It would be nice to get a divorce soon, and I don't know when that **** project will end.

Speaking of it, his Overwatch score hasn't reached 3,000, and Ren Qinglin probably won't have time to take him to the top.

Ren Qinglin will definitely spend her birthday with her senior sister, so his scarf...

I have a girlfriend, and I am so embarrassed to ask him to make a gift by himself. Why can't Ren Qinglin go to heaven? ! !

The two returned to the bedroom, and Shen Zixiao looked at them eagerly: "Where am I?"

Ji Yuanxi patted her forehead fiercely, "I forgot! But why don't you remind me?"

Jian Ran: "Huh?"

Shen Zixiao complained: "If you have an opinion on me, you can't use this method to squeeze me out."

Ji Yuanxi: "Sorry, sorry, I will cook instant noodles for you?"

Shen Zixiao screamed dryly: "Why is my life so bitter? Eat instant noodles on the big weekend... Why should I be born!!!"

"Because your parents are that one, you have to be told, eh—"

Jian Ran did not participate in the conversation between the two. He climbed onto the bed without saying a word, looked at the half-knit scarf, and jumped repeatedly between "throwing away" and "continuing."

It's a pity to throw it away, it's the result of his labor and time spent on it, it's a symbol of his ingenuity, and it's also a proof that his IQ is crushing his roommate.

Moreover, these yarn **** are so cute, they are like little black rabbits, and they are still acting cute to him in various ways: "Come and knit me, come knit me~"

Jian Ran admitted reluctantly that he seemed to have the joy of knitting a scarf. Just looking at those hairballs, I feel a little bit ready to move.

Inwardly struggling for a few minutes, Jian Ran obeyed her heart and resignedly picked up the needle and the ball of wool.

Ren Qinglin doesn't want it, he can give it to dad! The last time he gave Jian's father a handmade gift was in elementary school, Jian's father would definitely be happy when he received the scarf. If he was happy, he would add living expenses.

He gave his father, and his mother must have no less, then he will have to knit two, thinking about it makes people full of energy!

In the next few days, Jian Ran hid behind the curtain of the bed and knit a scarf whenever he was free, declaring that he was hibernating. When the weather is cold, no one wants to get up, and no one doubts him.

Jian Ran's speed is amazing and completed a scarf in a week. Probably there is a filter, how he thinks his scarf looks the best in the world. While there was no one in the dormitory, he tried it on. It was handsome and warm, as expected from his Jane's hand.

Jian Ran couldn't wait to let his dad appreciate his masterpiece, took the scarf straight to the SF shipping point, and chose the fastest air freight.

After sending the courier, he also sent a WeChat to Jian's father.

Jian Ranranran: Dad, I prepared a little surprise for you and sent it to home. Please pay attention to it these two days.

Laodou: What do you want to buy, do you want me to empty the shopping cart for you! I don't care if I clean it up for my wife, but I have to clean it up for my son. What is my life?

Jian Ranranran:...

Jian Ranran: [I am not, I don't, don't talk nonsense. jpg] I just gave a gift, or I made it myself.

Laodou: Really?

Jian Ranranran: Really.

Jian Ran lowered his head to type, and suddenly felt a chill on his forehead. When he looked up, he found that he was only one step away from the telephone pole, and a hand was placed on his forehead, preventing him from intimate contact with the telephone pole.

A boy's voice came from behind: "The senior walks without looking at the road."

Jian Ran turned his head and saw the younger brother who hadn't seen him for a few days.

Ren Qinglin wore a short black woolen coat with a white sweater inside, and a pair of Martin boots made his originally slender legs look so long.

Jian Ran looked away, "So you look like this."

Ren Qinglin: "Huh?"

"I haven't seen you these days."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "I have been a bit busy recently, but I still play games with my senior every night."

"So, you are like Iron Fist and Widowmaker in my heart now."

"..."

Jian Ran glanced at the file bag in his hand, "Come and get the courier?"

"Well, it's for seniors."

Jian Ran paused, "Give it to me?"

Ren Qinglin opened the document bag and pulled out a card. "The credit card supplementary card, I applied for before National Day, and it's only done now. Fortunately, I didn't miss Double Eleven. If the seniors have anything they want to buy, use this card to buy it."

Jian Ran was slightly stunned, "Are you really here?"

Ren Qinglin raised her eyebrows, "Do I look like a joke?"

Jian Ran asked: "What's the quota?"

"One million, one month." Ren Qinglin said, "How many things are in the senior's shopping cart to buy, is it not enough?"

Jian Ran looked at Heijin's card face, a little out of breath, "One pair of shoes, nine thousand."

Ren Qinglin laughed, "Seniors can be a little bit more ruined. There are still a few days before Double Eleven, so you can go shopping if you have nothing to do."

Jian Ran took a deep breath, took a breath, and said, "Forget it, you should give this card to your girlfriend. I have money myself."

"Girlfriend?" Ren Qinglin squinted, "My girlfriend?"

"Pretend it to me." Jian Ran said contemptuously, "It's not necessary in front of me."

"Who did the senior listen to?"

"Room... your roommate, and it's written on the forum."

Ren Qinglin thought for a while and understood.

"I don't have a girlfriend," Ren Qinglin said, "Xiao Feng and the others have misunderstood."

Jian Ran was stunned, "They have nothing to do with you...you said it yourself, chasing a senior sister."

There was a slight smile in Ren Qinglin's eyes, "Senior sister, haven't caught up yet. As for why they misunderstood..." He stretched out his hand to Jian Ran, with the back of his hand facing Jian Ran, "Probably because my ring has never been Take it down."