After Becoming a Male God, I Broke Three Big Guys

Running all the way, Ji Weitong took Qiao Yu and turned into another street. The security guards who had been prepared for a long time stopped the fans behind, so that they could not catch up.

Both of them are famous for their long legs. The cameraman followed them from behind, and only the afterimage of them running can be seen in the picture. Despite this, fans off-screen can still get a glimpse of some handsomeness and dashing.

Ji Weitong had said before that he would take Qiao Yu for breakfast, but now the street they are in happens to be full of restaurants. Ji Weitong glanced around and looked at Qiao Yu, "Are you hungry? Let's have breakfast first."

There are many breakfast shops around. There are only three Lanzhou Ramen shops. After walking half a street, they entered a Cantonese-style morning tea shop.

This morning tea shop has a very beautiful Chinese architectural style. There is also a stage in the center of the first floor, but it is not yet the performance time, so the stage is empty.

The first floor was full, and the waiter guided them to the second floor.

There are many kinds of Cantonese-style morning tea, such as shrimp dumplings, crab simmered wheat, money belly, fresh bamboo rolls with abalone sauce... Ji Weitong and Qiao Yu were very close, and asked him what he wanted to eat while holding the menu.

Qiao Yu looked at the menu in his hand, "Well, barbecued pork buns."

Ji Weitong: "What else?"

Qiao Yu shook his head, "No, I still have to eat at noon and at night, save some groceries."

The child had been hungry all morning, and Ji Weitong's heart was sour. He took a pen and checked several more items on the menu, "What can I save? You are still growing, so you must eat more."

"I sold the show crew's car to support you."

In the later stage, several big question marks were placed on the screen, and a puzzled face of the chief director was put on.

[Ji Weitong's real male mother has both visual sense hahahahaha]

[Program Team: This is not necessary. 】

【I am sour, I am sour, I am sour, I am sour, I am sour, I am sour】

【Tongtong is so pet! I really take care of my brother like a child.]

The morning tea was fast, Ji Weitong let Qiao Yu eat, and he counted the money next to him, stacking all the banknotes together while counting.

Qiao Yu reached out and ordered the barbecued pork bun, which was warm, and then stuffed a small piece of Jin Ji Weitong's mouth. Ji Weitong was lighting the money, and his mouth was blocked by the barbecued pork bun, and then he opened his mouth and bit it.

The next action was very natural. Qiao Yu didn't eat too much by himself, but he fed Ji Weitong a lot. Sometimes the cakes were too big, so he helped Ji Weitong to hold them and wait for him to chew before taking another bite.

This series of actions seems to be the younger brother pampering Tongtong, but Ji Weitong's fans know that Tongtong has been controlling sugar and oil. Every piece of breakfast that Qiao Yu feeds him is a calorie bomb, but he doesn't say anything. swallowed.

Sisters, this is a two-way candy!

The total income from this show was 582 yuan. Because Ji Weitong emphasized that banknotes of more than 10 yuan were not accepted, most of the guitar cases contained 10 yuan and 5 yuan banknotes.

The next task is to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients for lunch and dinner.

Before they set off, the director brought a box with the names of various ingredients in it. There were three groups of ingredients to be drawn, and each group of two ingredients. Whatever was drawn for today's lunch will be done.

There is no need to discuss, Ji Weitong's doomed right hand has long been on the hot search when recording "Linear Sniper". As long as he is with Qiao Yu, the lottery is all done by his younger brother.

Group 1: Beef, Flour.

The second group: cucumber, lettuce.

The first two groups were still normal. Qiao Yu continued to take apart the small ball. The note read [Apple]. He squinted slightly, and then took apart another one—[Pork]

The expressions of the two became inexplicable.

[Hahahaha pork, apple and strawberry fried pork, pickled pepper and mango are relatives]

[I have a hunch, there will be another member of the dark cooking army]

[u1s1 This is the first time I saw such an expression on my brother's face]

[Don't do this, I think there are quite a few ways to do it, such as stewed pig's trotters with apples, and stir-fried pork with apples, right hahahaha]

The supermarket has cleared the scene, and the two pushed the cart into the fresh produce area. The shelves were full of vegetables. Ji Weitong had never entered the kitchen at first glance. Looking at the whole shelf of green vegetables, his eyes were almost looking for flowers.

Qiao Yu, who was holding cucumbers and apples, came over and took off the lettuce from the upper left of Ji Weitong with just a glance.

"Let's go."

Ji Weitong: "How did you find it so quickly?"

Qiao Yu glanced at him and asked, "Why did you find it so slowly?"

Ji Weitong was aggrieved: "That rack is all green and leaves. I really can't tell when I put it together."

After paying the bill and packing the ingredients, the two drove all the way to the villa. Their luggage was in the trunk. After parking the car, Qiao Yu went to put the ingredients, while Ji Weitong went upstairs to find the bedroom with a box in one hand.

There are many bedrooms in the villa, but only one room is open, which is a king size bed.

The CP fans in front of the screen are going crazy when they see this bed. Although it is the routine of the show group for same-sex friends to sleep in the same bed, but now seeing this big bed, I imagine that the two of them will sleep together at night. CP fans still feel that I am To faint in minutes.

The advertisement was inserted at this time, and when I came back, I remembered the voiceover of the program team in the video: I just ate morning tea not long ago, shouldn't the two of you be hungry? In order to give you more time to digest, before preparing lunch, we have prepared a friendship test on understanding for you.

The test is very simple. The two sit back to back on the carpet and hold the answer board. The director will take turns to ask one of the questions about the friend behind him. If the answer written by the answering party is inconsistent with his friend, he will be punished with lemon juice. .

"The first question, what is the name of the character Qiao Yu played in the first movie."

"Bai Xi." Ji Weitong smiled and showed the answer board, "The movie is called "Operation White Tower", and my brother and I watched it together."

[Yo, the boy is quite proud]

[Okay, everyone knows that you and your brother went to the movies together]

[God, why do I think their relationship in private may be sweeter than a variety show]

"Second question, how many rooms does Ji Weitong's house have?"

The number of words to answer this question is a bit long, but Qiao Yu did not hesitate at all, and wrote it in a rustling manner.

"Five. Two bedrooms, a gym, games room, cloakroom."

"Okay, let's see Ji Weitong's answer."

Ji Weitong slowly turned the answering board over. He wrote six rooms because it also includes a private bathroom.

Before the director could speak, Ji Weitong had already said, "It's not my brother's fault. The bathroom is indeed not a room. I wrote it wrong."

"It's wrong to drink lemon juice, are you sure?"

Ji Weitong: "I'm sure, give me lemon juice."

The director handed over the paper cup, and before Ji Weitong could reach out his hand, he was snatched by Qiao Yu. The lemon juice squeezed by the two large lemons did not change his face, as if he was drinking tea.

The show team is stunned here. Lemons shouldn't be sweet, right?

The director took the empty cup suspiciously, put it under his nose and smelled it, and immediately saliva became sour.

Ji Weitong also frowned, "Brother, is your taste system okay?"

Qiao Yu: "Well, I am more acid resistant."

This session was interrupted for a moment, and the program team went to squeeze the lemon juice again. To help the lemon juice take back the pride it deserves, this time it's squeezed with lime.

"The third question, who is the artist Qiao Yu admires the most?"

This time, both of them quickly revealed the question board. In fact, Ji Weitong's answer can be guessed by everyone, but the correct answer given by Qiao Yu exceeded everyone's expectations, including Ji Weitong.

Her answer is [Ji Weitong]

This answer was the same as Ji Weitong's, but this surprised everyone.

"Wow—is the artist Xiao Yu admires most is Ji Weitong?"

Qiao Yu did not respond positively to whether it was true or not, but said, "I just think Senior Ji Weitong shouldn't be able to drink that glass of lemon juice."

The implication is very clear, the younger brother knew that Ji Weitong would write his name stinky, and only wrote his name to help him escape the punishment of lemon juice.

Ji Weitong: "Thank you, I was injured."

In the next few rounds, the two of them did not accept the penalty of lemon juice, even if the difficulty level of **** [What kind of takeout does the other party often order? ] Can answer and the other side's answer is no different.

"The last question, what do you like the most about each other, please answer it together."

The time used by the two of them is obviously different. Qiao Yu has written it for a long time, and it can be seen that he should have written a lot, while Ji Weitong completed it in a few strokes. But just as the countdown was about to end, Qiao Yu suddenly erased all the text on the answer board and rewrote the answer.

The director was also a little curious, and simply said, "Brother Qiao Yu, come first."

Qiao Yu nodded and showed his answer board. The answer was not long, only four words—[Like a sun. 】

The director wondered: "Like a sun? Does it mean very sunny?"

"Well, you can say it like this." It seems that this is the first time that Qiao Yu has said this in front of the camera, and Qiao Yu's performance is not as natural as usual, "I am actually not as good as everyone thinks, and occasionally there are some negative and low feelings. The mood, but the senior's words seem to have always been cheerful."

"Emotions are contagious."

"So I am very grateful to my seniors for always being by my side."

Ji Weitong's eyes suddenly softened, maybe he wanted to hug Qiao Yu, but because he was still shooting, he changed to touching his head in the middle.

What was revealed next was Ji Weitong's answer. The white plastic answer board was written in the middle of it—[Everything]

"How is 'everything' explained?"

Ji Weitong smiled, "In my eyes, my brother is perfect, I like it everywhere."

[Crazy balls, crazy balls, labor-management cps have come true f*ck**

[Woooooo I don't care! This is love! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

【I cried, they are all too good】

The fate party is really going crazy today. Although I know that this show has always been so wild, I didn't expect to see the true feelings between the two main characters in my lifetime. Needless to say, life is complete.