After Becoming a Male God, I Broke Three Big Guys

The first phase of "Sniper Sniper" [Sniper Battlefield] was finally launched in December after much anticipation. Fans bought the membership in advance and opened the mini-video at 9:00 pm on Saturday night, waiting eagerly, but who would have thought that the huge influx of traffic all at once crashed the server.

So #minicollapse# quickly became a hot search after the entry #straightline sniper#.

["Linear" still has two minutes to broadcast, now you tell me that the mini collapsed? ? ? [/smile][/smile][/smile]]

[#Mini collapsed#Ah ah ah ah, please fix it for me! ! Labor and management must see those four men tonight! ! 】

[#minicollapse# I'm really convinced, can I spend the VIP money on server maintenance? 】

[I actually expected that the mini would collapse[/laugh cry] The sisters in the rice circle around will be squatting in "Linear Sniper" tonight, it's really not surprising that it collapsed]

…

The mini-video side immediately issued an apology statement and said that the technical problem would be resolved within half an hour. After repairs, "Linear Sniper" can finally be played normally at 9:27.

At the beginning of the show, the black off-road vehicles that the guests were riding in parked at the real CS base. The six guests wore special bulletproof suits.

The barrage of various cheers began, and there were no gaps to be seen.

[The tenth century will not be separated, and we will walk with Wei! ! Where are you, where is the memorial book! ! 】

[Come on, Xinyun baby! ! Mama loves you! ! 】

【There are trees in the south, we meet by chance! Yubao rushes for mom—]

【Xinghan is brilliant! ! Fortunately even! ! 】

…

The fans of the two female guests are okay. The other four fans met at the top of the wall. No one wants to lose in the barrage battle. .

When all the guests gathered, the camera shot to Ji Weitong who was walking towards Qiao Yu.

Seeing Ji Weitong smiling, he said to Qiao Yu, "My brother cheated me badly last time." The audience who watched "Fast Forward" immediately reacted to the fact that the two recorded the first princess contest together last time. The perfect acting eliminated Ji Weitong, who thought he could see through everything. It seems that Ji Weitong is going to settle accounts this time.

The expressions of the audience behind the screen were all excited.

The handsome young man in front of him was not guilty at all, and responded innocently: "I also told the seniors not to be so gentle with me, the seniors just trust me too much."

"It's okay, senior will take good care of you this time." Ji Weitong was also not angry, and even scratched the boy's black curly hair seemingly indulgently.

In the later stage, [Smiling Hidden Knife] was applied to both of them, and a crackling electric current was added in the middle. The reaction to Ji Weitong in the barrage was surprisingly consistent.

[If I hadn't watched "Speed ​​Forward", I would have believed your nonsense]

[Gentlemen, although I am a memorial book, I don't think Tongtong can do better than a younger brother. 】

[Silly Tongtong, did you forget how you were tricked by your younger brother last time? Okay, have you forgotten the pain? 】

Then there is the link of extracting identity and throwing darts and shooting weapons. The luck and accuracy of the previous guests were not bad, and the commemorative albums were also full of expectations for Ji Weitong, who was at the end of the line.

The turntable stopped, and the dart hit the fan with the word [dagger] written on it.

Memorial Book: ? ? ?

So the audience saw that the top-tier artist was verbally bullied by the main creators of the show because of the **** props. He was finally persuaded to let go, and put down his harsh words on the spot: "When I get the Dragon Slayer Sword, all of you here will also Don't try to run away." In the end, he was taunted by his juniors: "Even senior, you have to slash three times to count."

【Hahahahahahahaha, save some face for the children】

[Brother is so heartbroken, hahahaha]

After the pre-match preparations are completed, the sniper game officially begins. Seeing that the other guests had obtained weapons that were quite handy, although the commemorative albums were verbally hahaha, they couldn't help worrying about Ji Weitong's heart. Then, they watched their stupid kid catch up with the smart kid next door, Qiao Yu, who was carrying a rifle and asked for an alliance, and seemed to have completely forgotten the cruel words they had secretly let go before.

It's a pity that Ji Weitong will forget it, but the editors won't. Complementing his sincere expression when he asked for an alliance was the sentence "It's okay, this time senior will take good care of you."

The hahaha on the barrage has not yet passed. The next step is to win Qiao Yu's trust. Ji Weitong swore to the sky: "If I lie to you, I will go to the hotel to dance a girl group dance for you during the show."

Qiao Yu: "I want to record and post on Weibo."

[The screenshot has been saved. 】

[Not much to say, thank you brother Qiao Yu for fighting for our welfare]

[Haha is it so big to play? 】

The two successfully formed a combination. The screen cuts to several other guests, and everyone starts to search for supplies without exception. On the side of the lucky group, they found a black bag with a wig. Without the slightest precaution, without the slightest concern, Ji Weitong immediately put the wig on Qiao Yu.

The teenager raised his head, and under the black bangs was a beautiful and thrilling face.

【? ? ? Beauty, who are you? 】

[I have a little immature wish, I want to see my brother and Ji Weitong dance in women's clothes]

【Participated by the minister】

On the screen, Ji Weitong threw his hand against Qiao Yu's ear, Qiao Yu glanced down at the black hair hanging over his shoulders, and said softly, "...does it look good?"

Ji Weitong blinked, "Good-looking."

The next second, Qiao Yu, who was still wearing a flowing wig, put the gun on Ji Weitong's chest, and raised the corners of his lips lightly: "Really? Senior."

【Brother is really beautiful and sassy】

[I don't know if it's because I look at Renji with rotten eyes, this plot is going... ]

[Haha, I feel that Ji Weitong was amazed by his younger brother]

At this time, the camera shot to the sky, and the drone with a red ribbon flew by. The two chased the drone to the side of the pool to get clues.

Then the picture was transferred to several other guests. When he came back, Ji Weitong was squatting on the ground and tinkering with a few bottles of paint. Qiao Yu took the paint and drew an arc on his face but was caught. Hearing a lot of Ji Weitong's seemingly reasonable remarks, Qiao Yu reluctantly agreed that Ji Weitong painted the so-called alliance symbol on his face.

The camera didn't show a close-up of Qiao Yu's face, so the barrage bet on what pattern Ji Weitong had drawn for his younger brother, guessing the turtle, guessing funny guessing anything. When Ji Weitong released Qiao Yu's chin, revealing the red heart under her left eye, the barrage exploded.

[Although a bit mother, but the beauty of the younger brother is still good-looking]

[I don't want to think too much, but what does it mean to draw a heart? 】

【Love! ! My chance soul is alive! ! 】

Here, Qiao Yu kept a kind smile, and he drew two small red hearts for Ji Weitong and a crescent moon. However, the appearance of the two people is online, and these symbols only add a bit of strangeness, making them more beautiful.

Look at He Bing again, she is playing a game to win. The camera turned back again, Qiao Yu rejected Ji Weitong's suggestion to ride on his shoulder, and shot the small bag with one shot. Because this wave of operations was too high-energy, the program crew was afraid that the audience would not believe it, and used the camera lens tied to the pole to replay the whole process of the bullet rubbing the rope in slow motion.

No falsification, no editing, Qiao Yuzhen shot and shot down the reward.

[True, Heaven's Chosen Son]

【? ? ? Did my brother swallow an eight-fold mirror before he came? 】

[I now suspect that the last time I ate chicken and broke my head after 800 meters was Qiao Yu:)]

Before the audience can sigh, the camera has turned to Zhou Heyang and An Xinyun. In the woods, the defenseless Anxin Yun was attacked by Zhou Heyang. Not far away, Chu Xinghan, who picked up the off-road vehicle, followed the drone to the open space where Qiao Yu and Ji Weitong were.

All the audience knew that according to the following competition system, even if Qiao Yu escaped, it would only be a waste of a few bullets from Chu Xinghan. But what they didn't expect was that Ji Weitong shot Chu Xinghan.

The picture rewinds to the part of extracting the identity, Ji Weitong slowly unfolds his note to the camera... He did not deceive Qiao Yu, he is really the king of soldiers.

But in order to save Qiao Yu, he did not hesitate to replace him with himself.

All viewers found that Qiao Yu's eyes were more serious than ever before, and in the later stage, he even gave P a flaming flame.

"I'll give you that spot back," he said.

[In order to keep you from being hurt, I would rather sacrifice myself. What kind of sweet drama is this? 】

[Fuck, luck is too good, right? 】

[I cried, they are all fine, both want to protect each other]

【What are you knocking? People are brothers, don't make up your mind too much, thank you. 】

Taking over the rank of soldier king, Chu Xinghan drove away, and the picture was still on Qiao Yu and Ji Weitong's side. Just when the audience, like Ji Weitong, thought that Qiao Yu was going to smash the ice cube to take out the key, he smashed the lock neatly, and the barrage was full of [Teached! ].

Riding a bicycle to transfer the position, the two encountered He Bing, who was in distress. Seeing the embarrassed appearance of the female guest, Ji Weitong turned around without hesitation and took his younger brother to ride a bike to flee the scene. In the camera, the two of them rode farther and farther, and He Bing's face was full of disbelief.

Since VJ didn't follow, it was Qiao Yu who was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle holding the camera to take pictures instead of him, so he could only record the small half of Ji Weitong's face and their conversation.

Qiao Yu: "Senior, is it not good for us to do this?"

Ji Weitong: "It wasn't like this when you used to play games."

Qiao Yu: "Senior, go around to the side of the hill. Sister He Bing led people away. Let's go and see what good things the NPC left behind."

Ji Weitong: "This is you."

[Hahahaha God **** straight-line sniping can't get feelings]

[I laughed stupidly, why are they so funny together? 】

[I laugh so hard that I can only live with hearing aids in a ten-mile radius]

They came to the hill where He Bing ran out. Because of her sacrifice, the two successfully got the small box guarded by the NPCs, but they were also hunted down by the NPCs.

Ji Weitong stuffed the box into Qiao Yu, and once again chose to sacrifice himself, making the hearts of the memorial albums in front of the screen clenched tightly. Fortunately, Qiao Yu also did not give up on him. The cannon behind him crackled, and he grabbed Ji Weitong's hand and ran wildly.

[I'm sorry, I'll pay tribute to this pair first! 】

[This **** is brotherhood! This is **** love! 】

【I am the only fan, I am the only fan, I am the only fan...]

[Who still remembers the similar situation just now, Ji Weitong turned around and ran with his younger brother (hands funny)]

[Hey, see through but not say through]

Facing the password box, the audience and Ji Weitong who thought they had learned in front of the screen were thinking of hitting the lock with a stone. The voice-over is the director's anxious voice - "Wei Tong, stop!"

A barrage [he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry, he is in a hurry]

After smashing it open, the audience began to think about this puzzle again, and the next second, the password box was opened in Qiao Yu's hand.

"Before we started the game, the staff standing behind the camera were wearing red, yellow and blue clothes. It was a bit strange, so I took a note."

The screen returns to the beginning of the show, and the camera sweeps over the staff wearing different colored jackets standing behind the director.

In the later stage, "Linear Sniper - IQ Responsibility" was directly placed beside Qiao Yu, thus establishing his brother's lofty status in the show.

Going back to the hill to get the darts, the two came to the original venue and talked to each other in order to cheat.

"Brother, we can only have one winner in this game. Everyone is related to you and me. How could I help him cheat? I hate him."

"If I hadn't been found by him when I was picking up the props, I wouldn't have come to the lottery with him. I'd definitely give him a motorcycle."

[Let me translate: We can only have one winner in this game. Everyone is the relationship between you and me, but I will definitely help him. I like him. 】

[Tsinghua: I went downstairs to your house, where the **** are you? 】

[Give the pen to you, continue to write. 】

Finally, in the final round, Qiao Yu was used by Chu Xinghan [a serious one-way arbitrary door]. When all the audience were sweating for him, the system displayed - "Player Chu Xinghan, sniping error, lost one Paintball."

The audience in front of the screen was shocked. Isn't Qiao Yu an officer? Why did Chu Xinghan snipe mistakes?

Go back to fifteen minutes ago.

"Unless the soldier king voluntarily gives up his position, he must become an officer if he wants to become a soldier king. But now there is only one officer position, and everyone will focus on me in the end."

"Before they start, you must replace me."

[This wave of operations is too showy, Qiao Yuzhen is really beefy]

[Brother is so exhaustive that he seems to have taken the script]

However, the more capable ones were still behind. When Chu Xinghan chased the fortress, Qiao Yu once again exchanged identities with Ji Weitong one step ahead of him, wasting Chu Xinghan's last bullet.

[Brothers, put 666 on the public screen]

[The alliance is really invincible, too strong]

[It's amazing, you can only do this by completely trusting the other party, right? 】

【Fortune is really giving your back to the other party without reservation】

In the last eighteen minutes of the game, Ji Weitong stayed behind, and Qiao Yu went to snipe Zhou Heyang. After successfully taking over from Zhou Heyang's rank, Qiao Yu did not immediately give Ji Weitong the position of King of Soldiers, which aroused various speculations in the barrage, and half of the audience thought he was going to go back.

But in the last five seconds, he still raised his hand and hit Ji Weitong's heart, as he had promised before, returning the position of King of Soldiers to him.

[I think my brother thought that Ji Weitong would do the same thing as him, so he held back his position until the end. 】

[I also think, otherwise he won't run back after hitting Zhou Heyang]

[It doesn't really matter who the soldier king is, both of them are willing to sacrifice for each other and give up their positions. 】

[I'm not very good at analysis, I can only say kdl]

In the final awarding session, Ji Weitong gave the golden bullet to Qiao Yu without blinking an eye, saying that it was both fame and fortune. Only fans are very moved, their brother is really atmospheric. The new CP fans are also very moved, and the labor and management have really hit it this time.

Ji Weitong's award announcement: "Without my younger brother, there would be no victory for me today, and I will be with him in the next issue."

[Okay, together, your brother is yours, and no one can take it away. 】

[No problem, I agree to this marriage. 】

There is not a drop left, this chapter is fat, I have kidney deficiency... If there are more than 100 comments, I can still have a big fat chapter (guilty heart)