Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The release of the All-Star starting lineup has naturally become a hot topic in the NBA in recent days.

Major TV stations have also begun to do special programs related to All-Stars.

Among them, TNT TV's all-star special program is the most high-profile.

ESPN and several other TV stations' programs are very professional, but they are too serious and serious.

And what is the theme of the All-Stars? It's just playing and making fun.

Therefore, the style of TNT's **** and **** is very suitable for the theme of all-stars.

On ESPN, you only see basketball.

But at TT, you can see not only basketball, but also the cross talk between Barkley and Kenny Smith. If you are lucky, you can also see one of them wearing strawberry pants and making a big edge ball.

If you compare novels, ESPN is like ordinary basketball novels, it's really just basketball.

And TNT is like a Zhengqiu novel written by some Zhengqiu people for Zhengqiu readers. In addition to basketball, it has daily life and regularity, as well as legs. .

Which correction is tight is naturally self-evident.

In fact, at the beginning, TNT TV's style was quite serious.

Until one day, they brain lottery just retired Barkley.

Then the entire TV station's style of painting collapsed.

It has to be said that this is the influence of superstars.

And now, TNT TV decided to be extravagant again and signed Li Ang, who is an eight-time All-Star and an unknown number of boxing All-Stars!

Under normal circumstances, TV stations do not sign contracts with active players.

Not because the NBA doesn't allow it, but because active players don't have time to do long-term shows.

But this time, the signing between TNT and Li Ang is a bit special.

Li Ang won't be doing shows on TNT for a long time. He only needs to dub the video for just one or two minutes per week.

Even the copywriting was written for Li Ang, and Li Ang just had to read it out.

And this unprecedented new cooperation is TNT's new column, "Five Embarrassing Balls Every Week"!

Every week, the TV station will select five five awkward **** like ranking the five best balls, and then they will be dubbed by Li Ang and then broadcast.

After Li Ang contacted Barkley to express his thoughts, Sir Fliggy immediately reported the news to the stage.

When he heard it, he laughed. A person like Li Ang, with such a serious show...

Charles, you don't think we're going to sign another guy who's as rude as you are?

Then your intuition is really accurate!

A neuropathy like you is very welcome in Taiwan, and it is best to have a medical record to work!

To be honest, TNT is really not hiring serious people, otherwise they wouldn't be able to sign Shaq in the future.

Since Shaq came to Taili, Barkley has become much more normal.

In this way, the two sides hit it off. A brand-new "Five Embarrassing Balls Every Week" program was born on TNT TV.

And with the help of the All-Stars, TNT TV decided to release the first program.

Because it is the first issue, I have to give a sense of ritual.

So, Li Ang personally appeared on the show today, and together with Barkley, started the root of all evil in these five awkward balls.

The show was broadcast at prime time, because it had been publicized for a while that Li Ang would participate in the show as a special guest, so the ratings of this show were very high at the beginning.

After all, Li Ang's traffic is still here, which is why Li Ang only needs to dub every week to get a million-dollar annual salary from TNT.

"Li, you are very welcome to be a guest on TT TV. You are in very good shape recently, and you have won nine consecutive victories." After the opening, Barkley and Li Ang were polite.

"Well, I have to thank my teammates. I also want to thank Kevin's teammates, especially Ricky Davis. 6 turnovers in 20 minutes is really great!"

Ricky Davis:  …

Less than two minutes into the show, Ricky Davis turned off the TV.

Because he can be sure now that this show is not for people to watch!

Kobe Bryant was very prescient and didn't plan to watch this show at all, so as not to humiliate himself.

Since the last time he participated in the show with Li Ang and was almost spat out by Li Ang, Kobe has refused to watch any show with high content.

"Then Li, do you think the All-Star starters in this year's competition are all well-deserved? Is there any one that you feel is a pity to lose?"

"That's without a doubt my good brother Jermaine O'Neal, and I think he still has the quality to start.

Of course, Amare Stoudemire lives up to its name.

I actually just want to say sorry to you guys, we have players in our solar system taking too many All-Star starting spots. "

Li Ang used his strength to explain what "everything is possible in Versailles".

Barkley and Li Ang are in harmony, carrying forward the cause of being inhuman.

Kenny Smith is worried, will the ratings of such an inappropriate show really be high?

Then he looked at the data, oh man, the ratings are all over the place!

The players may not like the show, but the fans just have to.

After that, Li Ang and Barkley chatted about the recent hot events in the NBA. Li Ang basically would not miss any opportunity to complain about others.

Just listening to Li Ang and Barkley talking about cross talk, many players can't stand it anymore, and they want to rush to the TV station to cut Li Ang and Barkley into eight pieces.

But helpless to beat them, they can only give up.

However, this is just a warm-up.

After chatting for about ten minutes, Barkley and Li Ang began to cut to the topic.

"This time I invited Li Anglai to work with him on a brand new show called "Five Embarrassing Balls Every Week".

Every week, Ang Lee and I pick and rank five mind-blowing moments on the basketball court.

So, those of you who are still playing, be careful. All your embarrassing moments may be captured by us!

I'm curious Lee, what made you want to do such an interesting show? "

"There is no special reason, I just want to use other people's embarrassment to bring happiness to everyone. Today is the first episode of the show, so I have prepared a lot of embarrassing ball videos that I treasure for everyone, I hope everyone will like it!"

Only here does the show get to the point in earnest.

All the fans are full of expectations, and the five best **** have been watched a lot, but these five awkward **** are really new.

And the first person to appear in the history of this show is the league's first dumb striker Tim Duncan!

I saw that Duncan received a pass from his teammate at the basket, and then concentrated his attention with a serious expression. He stood there and gave a big windmill!

In situ big windmill, classic chant spread!

As soon as it came up, Duncan's in-situ windmill made the fans laugh.

Did he forget to jump?

Although for Li Ang, this video of Duncan's big windmill in situ is already tired of watching.

But for fans of this day and age, this video is enough to make them hilarious.

The most annoying thing is that after the video of the big windmill in situ, Li Ang also added a picture of Ma Long kicking Duncan in the head, with the text: "I will make you a big windmill every day!"

At this time, Duncan happened to be watching the show at home.

His face was paralyzed like Duncan, and the corners of his mouth were twitching.

Although Duncan knew for a long time that Li Ang was not a human being, he didn't expect him to be a real dog!

I'm such a low-key and serious player, you can do all the work on me?

Well, the funniest thing about Duncan is... he doesn't know he's funny!

Soon, the second ball started. Although Duncan was scolding, he secretly looked forward to it in his heart, wanting to see which unlucky person was next on the list.

At this moment, a press conference scene appeared on the screen, and a tall man who looked like a second idiot walked into the press conference scene.

Duncan was about to laugh, but the more he looked, the more wrong he was.

etc……

How can the two fools on this TV look like me! ?

That's right, the second ball is still Duncan's!

It's not that Li Ang wants to black Duncan, the main reason is that Duncan has too much material.

The first dumb striker in history is not for nothing.

On the screen, Duncan has just stepped into the press conference hall when he trips over the stairs.

It is quite embarrassing to trip over a press conference.

In order to hide this embarrassment, Duncan, after being tripped and staggered for a few steps, actually ran a few steps forward and jumped up to make a shot.

After finishing the action, Duncan calmly sat on the bench and pretended that nothing had happened.

It's as if he deliberately rushed forward a few steps!

Duncan may have thought that he was covering up well, but from the perspective of a third party, Duncan's wave is simply embarrassing.

Duncan couldn't take it anymore, why was I so stupid!

"Hahahaha, Ah Zhan, watch Li Ang's new show, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha!"

Angua was at home at this time, watching TV while on the phone.

To tell the truth, before watching this show, Anthony never knew that the rock-solid Duncan turned out to be such a sand sculpture!

It's a good cover up too!

James was already worried about next month's phone bill, and thought it would be good to relax, so he turned on the TV to watch the new program.

Well, you let James spend 1 million a year on his own body maintenance, and he won't even blink.

However, the monthly phone bill of 50 knives makes Ajan feel like a knife.

This is normal. Some people spend a thousand or two thousand to eat a fruit plate a month without heartache. But at noon, you can get tangled up in the delivery fee of one or two yuan.

Anthony put down his mobile phone, but smiled and saw himself on the TV screen...

"Geneva" Guagua's smile gradually disappeared. At this time, Angua on the screen was running on the basketball court. However, when there was no obstacle, Angua's right foot stumbled on the floor for no reason, causing a flat fall. .

Falling on the ground is already outrageous enough, and Anguana's naive expression makes this video highly comedic.

At this moment, Anthony's phone rang.

As soon as the phone was connected, Ajan's heartless laughter came from the receiver.

"Hahahahaha, Dwayne, this show is really funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Did you see that fat **** in Angua on the field? He actually tripped himself up hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Did you see that fat **** in Angua? He could trip himself up hahahahaha! He's so stupid!"

Angua's hands were shaking: "LeBron, did you make the wrong call?"

"Ah? What the hell... beep~~~

The phone was hung up instantly, and James accidentally called Angua when he wanted to call Wade.

When Angua called again, only one sentence came from the receiver: "Sorry, the number you dialed has been switched off."

However, there are still plenty of players like James and Anthony at this point.

It's not a big deal for everyone to watch the excitement. At first, they were quite opposed to this show, but before they knew it, the players also watched it with relish.

Li Ang didn't even let his teammates go, and even fixed the free throw process of Nash touching the soles of his shoes, licking his hands, and then arranging his hair.

The ratings of the show really rose again and again, and the funny videos were paired with Li Ang and Barkley's complaints, which made fans fall in love with it.

Of course, the most surprising thing about watching this show as an NBA player is that there is a good chance that your smile will suddenly disappear.

Because you never know if you will be next on the screen.

For example, Dirk was laughing at Duncan all the time, but when he laughed, he saw the picture of himself driving backwards and falling.

For another example, Garnett was laughing at Dirk, but when he smiled, he saw the picture of himself fighting and retreating.

Garnett clenched his fists as he watched the footage of himself fighting and retreating.

Nima's…

Upside down, this is definitely upside down!

Slander me, Li Ang, he slandered me!

At the end of the show, Li Ang said that it was time to come to his favorite part.

So after that, Paul's personal five embarrassing ball collection appeared.

No one else touched him at all, but he forcibly fell and touched the porcelain flopping.

What is the video of being punched directly in the front door by Rondo.

Paul never knew that there were so many humiliating scenes on the court.

A person with a good mentality, such as Nash, may just laugh and pass when he sees himself appearing on Li Ang's five embarrassing ball show.

But Paul has always been very self-respecting.

In the NBA, it is normal for players to touch each other's heads. Although in China, touching someone's head is very impolite. But in the NBA, Li Ang is also doing as the locals do, and his close teammates will not be disgusted by touching Li Ang's head.

But Paul, who is the most native of the Mili family, does not allow others to touch his head, because he thinks it is a humiliation to his height!

Well, sure enough, the more a person lacks something, the more he cares about something.

It's like a real person, will he care if people say he doesn't have it?

Would a really tall person like Big Ben care if people say he is short?

On top of that, Paul doesn't like to joke around with his opponents. Even if he smiles at you, it's most likely a fake smile.

In short, Paul's character can't stand his appearance in this kind of show at all.

He felt that Li Ang might be deliberately humiliating himself!

Li Ang: Can you respect Lao Tzu? Please remove the word "may"!

Before Paul was so arrogant, Li Ang wanted to take revenge on him for a long time.

It's not that he won a residual battle against the sun, and see if he can get it.

And Li Ang knew that doing so would also disrupt Paul's mentality in the three-point contest.

After Paul's five awkward **** were played, the show also came to an end.

According to the prepared script, Barkley asked Li Ang a question: "The show is about to end, let's talk about yourself. You are about to participate in the three-point contest, what do you want to say to your opponents?"

In the live broadcast in the United States, I saw Li Angbi showing two fingers: "Hurry up and discuss who will compete for second place!"

For a time, the United States was in an uproar.

Li Ang actually dared to say this in a live broadcast in the United States, I have to say that it is quite explosive.

At this time, Barkley asked Li Ang another question: "So, among all the opponents, who do you think is the least threatening one?"

Barkley doesn't ask who is the most threatening, but who is the least threatening.

This question is not something that people can ask.

Others may be very embarrassed to face this problem, but Li Ang did not even hesitate when faced with this problem:

"The least threatening... In fact, they are all very strong, and they all have the potential to be the second place. If I have to choose one, I will choose Paul. He may not get the second place, at most he can only get the first place. Three." 877 Chinese website

Li Ang, officially fire!

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This time, Tang San's grasp of time, location, and distance was very precise.

He knew very well that even if he possessed the unique skills of the Tang Sect, he also possessed a third-order Xuan Tiangong cultivation. However, the wolf demon is talented and strong, and if he is facing the enemy, he may not be an opponent. Especially since he is young and lacks qi and blood, he will definitely not be able to fight for a long time. If it weren't for the transformation of a human to kill a wolf demon, he might not be able to take action in the face of two third-order wolf demons, and his own life is the most important thing.

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However, once he makes a move, he must hit it.

The wolf demon was in a state of extreme anger at this time, so he didn't realize it until Tang San's palm slapped the side of his eyes. Turning his head sharply, the wolf's mouth went straight to Tang San to bite.

Tang San's other hand grabbed his clothes at this moment, using the convenience of his small size, he pulled the wolf's fur and changed his direction. The position that was almost close to the third-order wolf demon's chest was flipped to the other side of the wolf demon.

The index finger and **** of the right hand were combined into sword fingers, and Xuanyu's hand urged, causing the **** to flash with a pure white jade color, piercing the eyes of the wolf demon who was turning back like lightning. 818 Novels

"Pfft!" The slender fingers were almost instantly engulfed in warmth. In terms of physical strength, Tang San was definitely far inferior to this third-order wolf monster, but if he was hit at the key, with the same level of energy, he would no longer be able to. There is no fluke.

Under the injection of Xuan Yu's hand, Xuan Tian Gong was almost spun into the wolf demon's brain. So that the other eye of the wolf demon also burst open in an instant, and the brain has been twisted into a mess. The roar came to an abrupt end as if the neck was stuck, and the strong body also fell to the ground.

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Tang San kicked his toes on him, turning over and landing in a far place.

This blow can have such a result, or the rich combat experience in the previous life helped him. The child's thin body and the dark night are the best cover. In addition, the third-order wolf demon is in a rage, and the perception is weakened.

In a head-to-head confrontation, Tang San's mysterious jade hand might not be able to break through the thick skin of the wolf demon. However, the eyes are the most vulnerable places. If the eyes are pierced and injected with Xuantian energy, the dead can no longer die.

Both feet landed, and the third-order wolf demon on the other side had also stopped moving. Tang San breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't rush to check the human, but quickly lay down on the ground ~www.readwn.com~ put his ears close to the ground, listened to the surrounding movement, and saw if there were any chasing troops.

With his current strength, it is difficult to face the third-order wolf demon head-on. No matter how good his skills are, his young body is too weak. Once hit by a wolf demon, it is likely to be fatal. In the seemingly simple attack just now, he actually went all out to raise his spiritual will to the highest level.

There was no other movement around. Obviously, there were only two third-order wolf monsters who were chasing and killing those who could transform into humans. This also made Tang San heave a sigh of relief, otherwise, he would have to choose to escape.

Only then did he walk towards the human being, while remaining vigilant.

When he came to the man, he immediately found that the hair that had grown on the man had disappeared. Tang San's heartbeat couldn't help but increase a bit.

Given his childhood situation and the fact that he was not related to the man who turned into a human, the safest way to do this was to wait for the wolf demon to leave. But he still chose to take action. One is that the people being hunted down are humans. Another important reason is his just transformation.

In Tang San's original Douluo Continent world, there was a kind of spirit master with a beast spirit, capable of possessing similar abilities. You can also grow and become stronger by cultivating the beast spirit.

If there is a similar ability in this world, for him, if he can learn it, it will naturally be of great benefit to his own strength improvement, and it will be easier to integrate into this world!

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