Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

The photo of Li Ang in bed with five trophies is now very popular on the Internet.

This has undoubtedly become one of the most classic photos of Li Ang's career.

If you search for Li Ang on the Internet in China, there is definitely a photo of Li Ang and a bunch of trophies in the first row of a certain picture.

This photo is very Versailles, but it also highlights Li Ang's current dominance.

Kobe was so angry, it was like seeing the second baby from the same village posting the BMW logo on the steering wheel in the circle of friends.

Isn't it just a broken BMW, ah no, it's just a few broken trophies, who doesn't have it!

Kobe then prepared to follow Li Ang to take a similar photo himself.

So he asked the Lakers management to take out the two championships he and Shaq won and lend him two days of sleep.

But after the photo was taken, Kobe found that there was no inner taste. .

I only slept for two, this doesn't look domineering enough!

Where is my FMVP trophy? Take it out and pose together!

What? I don't have the FMVP trophy?

Do not! !

Li Ang's photo, others can't imitate if they want to.

After all, you really can't get so many trophies to pose.

There are too few trophies to achieve the effect of Versailles.

Li Ang, as an existence who announced his retirement immediately today, is absolutely qualified to be inducted into the Hall of Fame, how can a guy like the cauliflower snake be able to compare?

Do you have the strength to learn from Li Ang to take pictures?

This is not the kind of celebrity afternoon tea that can be put together on a table. Even if Kobe wanted to make a table, Li Ang wouldn't agree.

Although Ugly fans don't want to admit it, Li Ang's three consecutive championships have turned him into an iconic figure in the league.

Now in the public opinion on the Internet, people will no longer discuss such topics as "who is stronger Kobe and Li Ang" and "who is more powerful than Iverson and Li Ang".

What people are discussing is how far Li Ang is from Jordan and GOAT!

For Pistons fans and Raptors fans, Nikkei regrets it.

"What will happen if Li Ang doesn't leave Toronto & Detroit", this discussion has once again become a hot topic among fans.

It is said that Ben is now looking around for Larry Brown's new address after moving.

He didn't do anything, he just wanted to bring a wrench to the old coach's house to see if there was anything in his house that needed to be repaired.

What kind of bad thoughts can this brother have? Could it be possible to knock out his brains with a wrench?

It's everyone's responsibility to take care of the elderly with injured eyes.

The Pistons fans will cry to death. If Li Ang doesn't leave, the Pistons may have established a three-peat dynasty!

It can only be said that Li Ang's growth exceeded everyone's expectations.

In these days when Li Ang became the king of the world, the draft has given some comfort to those teams that were out early.

Another year, a group of youths in their prime will soon enter the alliance with great anticipation and join the battle of the gods.

One of the biggest changes in this year's draft is that when many people talk about their idols, they don't say Jordan anymore, but Li Ang.

It is very likely that he will be selected in the top three picks this year. Marvin Williams, the all-round striker who led North Carolina to the championship in the NCAA, said in an interview: "I hope to be a player like Li Ang!"

When Marvin Williams learned that the template on his draft report was actually Li Ang, he was even more excited and not rude.

Don't tell me, Marvin Williams really played a lot like Li Ang in the NCAA.

He has range, can hit the basket, and has strong defense ability. He also has the same height of 2.06 meters as Li Ang.

Well, the official height!

He seems to be an all-around striker like Li Ang.

Many teams are already eyeing this local Li Ang.

Li Ang has only played in the league for 6 years, so he is still a very young player.

But now there are rookies who say that his idol is Li Ang.

It can be seen that Li Ang's influence in Mi Li's family is already very large.

It's just that Li Ang himself felt that using himself as a template for Marvin Williams was a bit imprecise.

Marvin Williams, he's not very good at fighting!

How can someone who is not very good at fighting use me as a template?

If you want to say that James Johnson's template will be himself in the future, that's not too bad.

Li Ang has now become the idol of the new generation of players, but not all rookies buy Li Ang's account.

Li Ang is a very controversial player in Mi Li's family with a very polarized reputation.

There are almost as many people who love him as there are people who hate him.

Li Ang's achievements are great and true, but because he is Chinese, not everyone in Mi Li's family likes him.

Chris Paul, the greatest egg-breaking expert at Wake Forest University who is about to run for election this year, is very disdainful of Li Ang.

Paul's idol is his college senior, and the world's number one striker Tim Duncan is known as the Shilipo Sword God.

In fact, Paul's choice to play at Wake Forest University was somewhat influenced by Duncan.

In his mind, no striker can be greater than Duncan.

Li Ang was able to win three consecutive championships, but luckily, he happened to be in two championship teams!

The league's No. 1 striker, I have to stay!

When I Pao'er enters the alliance, you will know that Li Ang is not so magical!

The fact that Anthony can lose more than 50 points in a fight with Li Ang makes people laugh out loud!

There are many people who are as dismissive of Li Ang as Paul. For example, he is very likely to become the first non-human champion in NBA history: Andrew. May all injuries be borne by him alone. Bogut.

When Bogut was interviewed before the draft, he put on a not-so-smart look.

He not only attacked Li Ang, but also attacked his compatriot Longley.

In an interview at that time, the reporter mentioned the Australian center Longley, who had won three rings by Jordan before.

Although Longley is indeed not a star player, he is an ordinary blue-collar worker. After leaving the Bulls, he could only guard the drinking fountain for a time. In the long history of the NBA, he is an inconspicuous dust.

But he's one of Bogut's predecessors and one of the pioneers of the Australian in the NBA, so you have to show some respect.

As a result, Bogut directly warned reporters not to mention Longley in front of him, and not to compare him with himself.

"What is Longley? I'm much better than Longley, I'm a white Duncan!"

I don't know if he is white Duncan, but this must be the worst time Duncan was hacked.

Last year, people said that Howard was a combination of Duncan and Garnett, although after a year of use, he made magic and wanted to call the police again.

But at least the physical quality of Warcraft is the real Liu Bie, no worse than Duncan and Garnett. At a young age, he could save souls while being transfused with fluids, and he could also play ball.

And Bogut... God knows where he got the confidence to say that he was Duncan.

Let's just say that although Bogut's starting point is definitely much higher than Longley's, he doesn't need to speak in this tone to his compatriots.

The reporter asked Bogut again if he would ask him for an autograph when he met Li Ang next season.

"What is Li Ang? He just pretends to be tough. When you get to the court, you will see how unbearable he is."

He may be one of the craziest near-no. 1 picks in NBA history.

Li Ang watched Paul and Bogut on the TV, two Xiao Ke (S) love (B), and liked them very much.

Well, this year's young people are very energetic!

So on the day of the championship parade, Li Ang also said in his speech: "I will definitely experience failure, after all, new players in the league are pouring in every year. I like playing against young people very much, I hope they don't let you down. "

The day after the championship parade, the annual draft was held at Madison Square Garden as scheduled.

What is more surprising this year is that the draft rankings have not changed much compared to the original history.

The top four are still the Bucks, Hawks, Jazz and Hornets.

The results of the draft conference are also similar to the original history.

Bogut continued to be selected as the No. 1 pick by the Bucks, and local Lee Ang Marvin Williams joined the Eagles as the second overall pick.

And Deron and Paul, the 2005 class's one-on-one enemies, were still picked up by the Jazz and the Hornets respectively.

With the tenth overall pick, the Lakers still chose the high school center, Andrew Bynum, the future expert in washing, cutting, and blowing.

Li Ang originally suggested that Colangino Jr. should select David Lee with the 30th pick, but the Spurs cut off David Lee with the 28th pick.

This is the biggest variable in this year's draft.

Although David Li, the second-generation rich man, is not poor in money, he still plays very hard.

Although the defense is a little less interesting, the offense is strong enough, the technology is very comprehensive, and the efficiency is very high.

The range does not extend beyond the three-point line like Horry, but the mid-range is still very stable.

On the offensive end, Duncan can be given enough firepower to support.

In the second round of the draft, there are also two great immortals, Monta Ellis, and Lu Wei, who is the envy of all men in the world.

Lu Wei is envied not because of how much money he makes, but because he can have two girlfriends at the same time. The key point is that these two girlfriends get along very well with each other!

It really interprets what it means that only children make choices, and adults want all of them. It is simply an off-field legend.

This is what is called a winner in life!

Unlike a foreman who can only make a living by likes on social media.

However, Li Ang felt that these two people were not very suitable for the sun.

Monta Ellis is the kind of person who plays without rules. When he comes to the Suns, he will not attack in seven seconds. He will attack himself in seventeen seconds, and then pass it to his teammates in seven seconds.

And Lu Wei, don't think he can become the best sixth man in the future, but in fact his growth period is relatively long.

At least until the 2009-10 season, Lou Williams can truly be considered to have completed his growth.

Gu </span> Selecting them now will not help the team very much.

The Suns are a championship contender, and what a championship contender needs is immediate combat power.

As for the next few years, who knows if they will be needed?

Besides, on a team with Nash, these two guys definitely won't get much playing time.

In the Suns, they may not be able to play.

So, in the end, Li Ang still didn't give any advice.

Lu Wei and Ellis then went to the 76ers and the Warriors to report, as in the original history.

The Suns added a little potato Robinson and Polish hammer Gortat in this draft. Gortat's height is a good supplement for the Suns.

The Suns' insiders, except for Stoudemire and Ao, are too short. With Gortat, this average height can go up a lot.

After the draft is over, Bogut is fantasizing about his bright future, and the ambitious Paul is also looking forward to playing against the superstars.

Li Ang, on the other hand, is ready to continue to fulfill his obligations as a great educator.

The draft is over, which means that the transfer market is about to open.

As the defending champion, the Sun will naturally not take the initiative to change.

Facts have proved that this lineup of yours can win the championship. You will only take the initiative to change your team unless you are out of your mind.

Like the 11-year-old Mavericks in the original history, the lineup broke up as soon as they won the championship. After all, it was a minority.

Just when Li Ang thought that the Suns would spend this summer without any trouble, the transfer rumors about the Suns still appeared.

The Suns don't want to take the initiative to change, but that doesn't mean the players of the Suns don't want to take the initiative to change.

In the 1980s, when Pat Riley led the showtime Lakers to sweep the league, he said a word: It is the champion who kills the champion.

After a team wins the championship, everyone's ambitions and desires will inflate.

Players will think, I'm already a champion, why can't I have some privileges?

I'm already a champion, why should I still be a blue-collar worker?

Why can't I get more salary?

As a result, a lot of contradictions and locker room problems will emerge.

Although the situation of the Suns is not so exaggerated, Jonson really doesn't want to play a small role in the Suns anymore.

Last season, Johnson averaged 15.8 points per game with the help of Nash.

Although the scoring data is not high, but you have to Johnson in the Suns is just a sidekick. In the case of limited shot rights, it is very good to be able to get this data.

Moreover, his all-around singles skills on the court are also very surprising.

Johnson's market this year was very good, so he became more confident and asked for 70 million for 5 years!

In the first year, Johnson's salary can reach 12 million, which is almost the standard of maximum salary.

If this were Paul Allen's team, he might not hesitate at all and would sign the check.

Anyway, if you can win the championship, why spend some money?

Winning a championship, even if it costs a little? It doesn't cost much!

Isn't it normal to pay for the game experience?

But the Suns are not Allen's team, they are Robert Savo's team.

If Li Ang asked for a maximum salary extension, Savo would sign it without hesitation.

But Johnson, to him, is just a role player.

He is willing to pay for Li Ang, but he is not willing to pay for others.

In his opinion, Johnson is worth 500 a year.

You are so 70 million in 5 years, which is a huge over-budget!

1200 is enough for me to play high-end, what do I want you to do with low-end?

Colangino Jr. reminded Savo that as long as the current lineup is maintained, the Suns will have a chance to win the third championship next season.

This is a good chance to win three consecutive championships!

Although it is a bit expensive, this opportunity is rare!

But Savor just spread his hands:

"We could have won the championship without Johnson! Besides, we can do as much as we can. You can't really buy a Lamborghini just because you have a five-yuan coupon for Lamborghini, right?"

The Suns now have two max-salary players, Li Ang and Xiao Ao, and Savo really can't stand another five-year, $70 million Johnson.

Maintaining the current salary structure, Savo still has to earn every year. But if this standard is raised again, he may not be able to earn so much after taking into account the miscellaneous things such as the luxury tax.

He just wanted to pick up money, not to throw it away.

Johnson has already won two championships. To be honest, he no longer has such a strong desire to win the championship under Li Ang.

Rather than being a champion, he now wants real knife music.

To make money, it's not shabby.

So, Johnson's decision has been made.

Although it has not been confirmed that any team will sign him, he still visited Li Ang's house before Li Ang left for the Asian Championships and said goodbye to Li Ang in advance.

Li Ang sighed. As a person with God's perspective, he knew very well that it was a great loss for the Suns to release Jonson.

But Li Ang himself was the Pistons who left because of money. He couldn't get the max salary by himself, and then he persuaded others to take the initiative to reduce the salary, right?

Although Li Ang has done a lot of things that are not human, he can't do anything about breaking people's fortunes.

He can only wish Jon Jonsen to live less and make more money like the national football team, and make a lot of money. Even if you don't win, you can make a lot of money.

Johnson entered free agency, leaving the Suns' starting No. 2 spot vacant.

But fortunately, big Q Richardson can also play the second position.

And this kid really loses to Li Ang every time he plays cards, he can handle it!

But two days after Johnson announced that he was leaving, Li Ang found out that Big Q had been traded!

He was packaged and traded to the Knicks, and from the Knicks traded for defensive center Kurt Thomas.

Li Ang hurriedly made a phone call to little Colangino: "How much are you eating!?"

The team already lacked the No. 2 position, and the center positions with Xiao Ao and Bo Hammer were already very saturated.

At this time, why are you still trying to change the center forward!

Little Colangino is also innocent: "I don't want to change it either, but the boss made this deal himself. The boss wants to save 1 million in expenses, so he changed it!"

Next season, Ah Q's salary will rise to 7 million, while Kurt Thomas only has 5 million.

According to the rules of the new labor-management agreement, the salary matching of both parties only needs to meet 125% of the salary sent + 100,000 US dollars, and the transaction can be done.

The so-called transaction matching rule does not mean that the wages of two people must be completely equal.

In this way, the Suns have indeed saved more than 1 million in salary expenses.

Li Ang is convinced, why are you saving the 1 million yuan! ?

The fruit plate is not enough!

But that's what Savo is like. In his opinion, as long as Li Ang is stable, it doesn't matter if other people are replaced by anyone else.

The NBA is such a place. Although Savo is a little more generous than the owner of the Pistons, he does not regard money as dung.

The kind of boss who obeys the words of the star has always only appeared in novels. NBA owners, in fact, each have their own problems.

Savo likes short-term investments, and he likes to make a lot of money on role players.

The Spurs boss is poor, and two max salaries are his maximum limit.

Although Allen was willing to spend money, he couldn't spend it on the idea, and he made frequent tricks.

Some people say that Cuban should be the perfect boss, right? It's good for the players to be willing to spend money.

Die of laughter, Cuban is just the perfect boss for Nowitzki.

If you are not a white player, or not the best player in his mind, do you think he will beat you?

No, after the introduction of the amnesty rules, Cuban immediately decided to pardon Finley, who has been working hard in the Mavericks, because his data declined last season.

When he sold Nash before, Cuban didn't hesitate.

Don't expect these old capitalists to be really conscientious.

In their eyes, everything is business.

After thinking about it for a long time, Li Ang called Savo and told him that it is best not to interfere too much in team affairs.

This is indeed your team, UU reading www. uukanshu.com But...you can do whatever you want?

Just like marrying a wife, just because your wife is yours, you can't let her satisfy your perverted hobbies every day, right?

In the end, Savo's attitude was so good that Li Ang had no temper at all.

"Oh, I just want to balance my income and expenditure as much as possible~ Don't worry, I won't do any more transactions.

By the way, don't you like watching boxing matches? I have a few tickets for the front row here, just because I can't go there because of something, I have already sent them to you! "

Li Ang:  …

Savo is definitely a fighter among licking dogs. Ordinary licking dogs lick people when they see them, but Savo comes to see people and prescribes the right medicine.

No way, the transaction has already been done, and it is impossible to go back on it.

Li Ang can only hope that the team will not make any mistakes in the transfer market.

Just when Li Ang was about to set sail for the Asian Championships in Qatar, the first blockbuster of the year was finally thrown in the transfer market.

Tony Parker joined the Los Angeles Lakers who made room after Grant was pardoned for 5 years and 50 million!

After last season's whole-wheat toast calf, another wonderful combination was born.

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