The camera cuts back to the side of Lu Yu, the post-90s father,

The picture of the live broadcast room,

Gradually it becomes clearer.

At that time,

Lu Yu has also sent Tong Tong into the kindergarten, and Lu Yu seems to be about to leave and go home.

With a smile on his face,

I chatted with the beautiful teacher Zhao for so long just now,

I feel like I'm feeling more beautiful.

"Hey, why are you still shooting?"

"The children are already in school, isn't it time to end?"

Seeing that the camera brother was still holding the camera at himself,

Lu Yu immediately asked in amazement.

"Haha, you found Brother Lu!"

The cameraman laughed and explained,

"The main reason is that the shooting time in the morning is very short, and many viewers haven't seen enough, so the director team asked me to shoot you for a while!"

In fact

The reason why he continues to shoot Lu Yu,

There is another reason.

That is,

The staff sent by the program team are on their way,

Wait until the staff arrives,

The camera brother will go to meet them,

Then conceal Lu Yu,

Let's go to the kindergarten to find Tong Tong and take Tong Tong to prepare for Father's Day surprises.

Now shoot a little longer,

The audience in the live broadcast room will be able to wait a little less.

Keep the waiting period as short as possible.

It is with this in mind that

So

will continue to shoot.

Lu Yu didn't think about it so much, and immediately smiled when he heard the words,

"I see!"

"Because I'm handsome, the audience hasn't seen enough, doesn't that mean?"

Lu Yu's eyebrows fluttered and he asked.

"Uh...... Brother Lu, you say yes!"

The cameraman said with a smile.

"You guy, your EQ is really too low, what do you mean by saying yes?"

"You should say, yes, yes, Brother Lu, you are super invincible and handsome, no matter how much the audience appreciates your face, they can't appreciate it enough!"

"How happy I am to hear this!"

Lu Yu said angrily,

"If you continue to have that perfunctory attitude before, then I'll have to add money!"

"After all, I'm working overtime right now!"

Burst!

Lu Yu's words,

successfully made the cameraman and the audience laugh!

Especially the audience,

It can be said that

How speechless was Chen Aijun angry just now,

After arriving at Lu Yu's side,

You can laugh as much as you can.

Shots on both sides,

It's like two heavens of ice and fire,

Every time you come to Lu Yu's side,

There is always laughter.

And at the same time,

This side of the studio hall,

Chief director Zhang Wenjun is also very happy,

"This stinky boy, he used extra money to scare us!"

Zhang Wenjun scolded with a smile,

"However, this time it really got his wish!"

"Xiao Liu, have you done the new contract I asked you to make?"

Zhang Wenjun looked at the little assistant on the side.

The little assistant nodded and said with a smile,

"It's done. "

"Well, that's good, when you let Xiaoxue go, remember to bring a piece of the contract!"

"Isn't this guy clamoring to add money all day long, then let's add it to him once!"

"By the way, tell him, tell him that Uncle Zhang likes him very much, let him make trouble for me, I will definitely not treat him badly!"

“......"

Sign a new contract for Lu Yu and add shooting fees to Lu Yu,

Zhang Wenjun actually started thinking about it yesterday,

After all

Lu Yu and Tong Tong,

Bring them the surprise of this show,

It's just too big, too big,

not only brought a terrifying flow,

And at the same time, it has also attracted a large number of advertising and brand capital injection.

The program team also made a lot of money.

In this case,

Give Lu Yu an additional shooting fee,

That's as it should be.

Just like Zhang Wenjun said, let's be kind and do things kindly, everyone earns money together, and we can't treat others badly.

In the footage,

Lu Yu didn't know that he was going to pick up a sum of money for nothing again,

After teasing the camera brother for a few words,

He began to go home.

Just walked a few steps,

Lu Yu suddenly remembered something again.

"By the way, the beam with that stupid dog hasn't been solved yet!"

Lu Yu muttered,

Immediately picked up a small branch from the side of the road,

decided to go back on the way,

Go tease that stupid dog.

"Haha, Brother Lu, are you really going to find that Erha for revenge?"

The cameraman said with a smile.

"Of course!"

"That stupid dog actually dared to grin at me, and suddenly scared me and Tong Tong, it's not okay not to take revenge!"

Lu Yu said as a matter of course.

While talking,

And they came to the shop.

At this point,

The Erha was still tied to the door, and the morning sun was very warm, so it was lying in the sun and was basking in the sun leisurely.

The whole dog looks lazy in the sun,

Its eyes are squinted when it is comfortable,

The dog's face was full of comfort.

"This stupid dog, I'm quite good at enjoying it!"

Lu Yu smiled when he saw this.

walked straight over,

Come to Erha,

Say hello suddenly.

"Silly dog, remember that I don't!"

Lu Yu's voice,

Directly startled Erha, and bounced up from the ground.

This scene,

It made everyone laugh!

"Hahaha, Brother Lu, you don't lack virtue, people are so good in the sun, you look at what scares people!"

"People are scary, scared to death, dogs are scared of dogs, and dogs can be scared to death!"

"Good guy, you said Brother Lu is a dog, right?!(Covering his face.jpg)"

"I'm laughing to death, Erha is really stupid, I'm stupid when I look at it!"

"Erha: Presumptuous guy!"

"It's so real, I like to scare dogs like this the most, hahaha!"

“......"

In the live broadcast room,

There was a burst of laughter.

And let's talk about that two,

After being taken aback, he began to call at Lu Yu there.

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

Erhan's cry full of wisdom is a great wisdom in the dog world when you hear it.

It barks and jumps, just like a mage who dances the great god.

Looking at the look of this stupid dog,

Lu Yu grinned, and then began to use his crooked brain,

Thinking,

How to cure this stupid dog!

And at this moment,

Erha's move attracted Lu Yu's attention.

I saw Erha jump a few times,

seems to have noticed something hanging above its head,

That's a few strings of sausages,

I hang it on the door and dry it,

With the original height of Erha,

It can't reach those strings of sausages,

But

Now after Erha jumps up like this,

It's different,

It has a pointed nose that seems to be just right to reach the dachshund.

Looked at

Lu Yu's eyes lit up,

An idea suddenly occurred in my mind.

And he took a small bench from the side,

sat opposite Erha,

And turn on the phone camera,

Began to shoot at Erha.

Lu Yu's move,

made the camera brother and the audience in the live broadcast room look confused,

I don't know what Lu Yu is doing.

But

After a few minutes,

And they will know!

That Erha did not disappoint Lu Yu,

After smelling the aroma of sausage,

Erha kept jumping around there, trying to bite off the sausage.

finally

Hard work pays off,

ultimately

Really let it get enough,

The dog's head goes up,

So he took down a few knots of the sausage,

These sausages fell to the ground with a snap,

Erha immediately went over and ate it.

And the whole process of crime,

It was also recorded by Lu Yu with his mobile phone!

"Hahaha, you stupid dog, fight with me, you're unlucky this time!"

"The evidence of your crime of stealing sausages was photographed by me!"

"Just wait for your master to beat you!"

Lu Yu laughed,

Said proudly at Erha.

When Erha heard this, the action of eating sausages suddenly stopped.

Speaking of which,

In fact, many people have some misunderstandings about Erha's IQ.

This guy, (read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Don't look at it stupid, dumbfounded,

In fact, Erha's IQ is still okay.

Of all dog breeds,

Erha's IQ can be ranked 45th, which belongs to the middle and upper reaches of the dogs, and they can basically understand human commands.

Like it usually dismantles the house or something,

That's not that it's stupid,

It's because of too much energy, the home was demolished.

For example, at this time,

When Lu Yu said that he had photographed the evidence of his crime and wanted the owner to beat it, the Erha in front of him immediately stopped eating the sausage, and the dog's tail stopped shaking at once.

"What, you're scared?"

"You eat, you eat!"

Lu Yu said provocatively.

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

"Wow~"[]

In the face of Lu Yu's provocation, Erha shouted at Lu Yu again.

"Okay, you still call it, then I'll call your master out now and let him beat you!"

Lu Yu smiled,

Pretending to be going to call the master of Erha,

Seeing this, Erha

Hurry up and stop screaming,

Instead, he wagged his tail and shook his head, wanting to come over to please Lu Yu.

"That's right, if only you had been so well-behaved!"

Lu Yu bent down,

Satisfied, he touched the dog's head,

Erha meekly cooperated with all his might, and did not dare to resist at all.

"Hahahaha, I'm really going to die of laughter when I step on a horse, Brother Lu is holding Erha!"

"I'll go, Erha is so smart, can he understand people's words?"

"Erha, you don't want what you to do, be known by your master!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"Brother Lu is really fun, dealing with a dog, and actually using conspiracy!"

"I can't even think about how happy Tong Tong is with Brother Lu usually, Brother Lu's character is really interesting!"

"Erha is so miserable, the evidence of the crime is in the hands of Brother Lu, it can only be followed!"

"Brother Lu is really too pitiful, the child went to school, and he is playing with the dog here!" (covering his face.jpg)"

“......"

On the barrage,

There was a burst of laughter from the audience,

Everyone was operated by Lu Yu's set,

It's not okay to be happy.

Lu Yu was satisfied, petting the dog there.

After a long time,

Only then did Lu Yu get up,

Erha is still shaking his head to please Lu Yu,

And the sausages that I got it down to,

With a dog's paw,

pushed it to Lu Yu,

A humble begging for mercy.

It's just that

The next second,

What makes Erha's face change is,

The guy who was still masturbating himself just now,

After getting up at this time,

actually turned his face and didn't recognize the dog,

After grinning at himself,

Suddenly, he shouted loudly into the shop,

"Junping, Junping come out quickly!"

"Your stupid dog, I'm almost done eating all the sausages you dried!"

"Junping, did you hear that!"

"Hurry up and take a look, and see what your stupid dog has done!"

“......"

Lu Yu shouted loudly,

almost made the camera brother next to him laugh to death,

Boy

I'm straight good guys,

Brother Lu, this is really turning his face and not recognizing the dog,

Seeing this, the audience

They all laughed miserably, and many viewers even laughed out of tears.

The second ha, after being stunned for a moment, began to shout angrily at Lu Yu.

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

Erha's cry was full of anger and dissatisfaction.

Cunning humans,

It simply broke its three views of dog life.

"Okay, you stupid dog, you dare to scold me!"

Lu Yu raised his middle finger at Erha,

Keep shouting into the store,

"Junping, what are you inking!"

"Get out of here!"

“......"

In Lu Yu's loud shouts and Erha's scolding,

Soon a young man with yellow hair came out of the shop.

The other party should have been washing his face just now,

At this time, there are still water droplets on the face.

After seeing Lu Yu,

Huang Mao immediately walked over with a smile,

"It's Brother Yu, what are you calling me for?"

"Is there anything you can't go in and say?"

Huang Mao is the owner of this shop, and he is also Lu Yu's college classmate and roommate, and the relationship between the two is not ordinarily good.

I think when he opened this small supermarket,

Lu Yu directly sent two rows of fortune trees.

What snacks do children usually want to eat,

Give Huang Mao a call,

That's a minute to send Tong Tong upstairs,

So

Huang Mao and Lu Yu belong to the Iron Brothers.

Otherwise,

It is impossible for Lu Yu to tease this stupid dog here.

"Junping, you really should take care of this stupid dog!"

"It doesn't even recognize me!"

"In the morning, I sent Tong Tong to school, and this stupid dog suddenly barked, which scared us both!"

Lu Yu said angrily,

"Dogs don't teach, father's fault!"

"It's all your fault for being a father for not teaching it well!"

Lu Yu's words,

Let the yellow hair cry and laugh,

hurriedly went over and grabbed the piece of meat on the back of Erha's neck and picked Erha up.

"Brother Yu, then I'll teach you a lesson?"

"You take your breath!"

Saying,

Huang Mao reached out and slapped the Erha dog on the face (who got money) a few times.

Erha's aggrieved whining and screaming,

however

And that's not all,

Lu Yu followed,

took out that video again and showed it to Huang Mao.

"Look, look, you're so sunburned that you're almost finished by this stupid dog!"

"I just wanted to call you, and it scolded me!"

"It's dirty to scold!"

"I can't even listen to it!"

Lu Yu gloated and looked at Erha.

Erha was so scared that he jumped up,

A burst of shouting at Lu Yu.

After Huang Mao watched the video,

Huo Ran was furious.

"Damn, you stupid dog, you're really good!"

"Actually enough of my dried sausages to eat!"

"Thanks to my brother Yu for seeing it!"

"Otherwise, you'll have to eat it all when you turn back!"

Huang Mao said,

As soon as he lifted his foot, he took the slippers in his hand,

Then he went straight to Erha and passed.

"Wow~~"

"Wow~~"

"Wow~~"

Erha was beaten by the big slippers and screamed.

On the aggrieved dog's face,

Written with grief.

This scene,

also made the audience in the live broadcast room almost die of laughter!

"Hahaha, I'm really convinced of Brother Lu, the sixth brother, he is really going to slander, look at Erha to the pit!!"

"I'm sorry, I can't tell for a while, Brother Lu and Erha, who is the real dog......"

"Brother Lu, no matter how dirty the second scolding is, do you have your heart?!"

"Brother Lu's operation will definitely make Erha remember him for the rest of his life!" (covering his face, jpg)"

"The dog who steals the sausage, the dog who is zealous!"

"Erha is quite smart, when Brother Lu called its master just now, it still knew that it was afraid!"

"Yes, it's even, a little bit of a caution...... No wonder people say that dogs have spirituality, and that's really the case!"

"Dog: I take the mouse, you take me, you should be chained here as a dog!"

"No script, no additives funny, this is really funny, thank you Brother Lu for giving us a happy morning!"

"Don't blow it, don't blow it, Brother Lu is working hard, and he can kill all variety shows in seconds!"

“......"。

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