"Hahaha, every time I see Mr. He and Goddess Xiaoxue advertise, I can't help but want to laugh What should I do?"

"It's okay to advertise, the key is that every time it's so unexpected, silky, and you can't prevent it!"

"Careless, I didn't dodge again!(Cover your face, jpg)"

"Routines, they are all routines, before advertising, there was actually a period of foreshadowing!"

"One thing to say, in fact, it's quite interesting to advertise like this, if those ads on TV are so interesting, I promise to watch them every day!"

"If you want to say that the advertisement is interesting, you have to look at the people's family and the country, their advertisements there are really brain-opening!"

"I just watched one yesterday, and it almost made me laugh to death, it was a woman holding an electric mosquito coil, stepping on a stool, where electric mosquitoes, soup was boiling on the stove next to it, and then when the electric mosquitoes were electrified, the gas was accidentally detonated...... So, guess what this ad sells?"

"What do you sell? electric mosquito coils, stools, or gas stoves?"

"No.no.no, neither!"

"After the gas explosion, the woman was blown up, and the whole person was blown black, only under the armpits, and it was not blown black, so this advertisement has been paved for so long, in fact, it is to sell spray liquid to remove armpit ~ hair, so that you can stay clean forever!"

"Damn, this horse is too outrageous!"

"Hahahaha!"

“......"

In the laughter of the audience,

Teacher He and Su Xue also finished a meal of bad money from advertisers,

The two of them continued to go down the process.

Mr. He glanced at the direction of the director group and said with a smile,

"Xiaoxue, let me ask you, do you know that in a few days, there will be an important festival, what kind of festival it is?"

"Of course I do!"

Su Xue said,

"Third Sunday in June, Father's Day!"

"There's nothing wrong with "093", it's Father's Day!"

Teacher He nodded and said,

"Our show, as a show where fathers take their babies alone, wants to share with you the interaction between fathers and children!"

"Since Father's Day is coming, how can we miss it?"

"So, I'll tell you secretly, and tell the audience one thing!"

"That is, at noon today, when the two children, Tian Tian and Tong Tong, go to kindergarten. "

"The staff of our program team will hide from the two fathers, go to the kindergarten, and quietly find Tiantian and Tongtong!"

"Let the two of them, their fathers, prepare a Father's Day gift in advance!"

"And then when they come home from school, give it to their dad!"

"Create a huge surprise for Chen Aijun and Lu Yu!"

“......"

Teacher He said about preparing Father's Day gifts in advance,

Of course,

Yesterday, the chief director Zhang Wenjun pulled the people of the director team to discuss the results.

originally

The director team is thinking that they will wait until Father's Day to give the child a surprise.

But

Isn't this right now, there are too many variety shows that follow their shows?

I really have to wait until Father's Day to send a surprise,

Maybe it will collide with other variety shows that follow the trend,

In case those follow-the-trend variety shows,

I also plan to send a surprise to my father on Father's Day,

When the time comes,

You send, I send, and he sends,

Everyone is giving gifts,

It will seem very deliberate, very false and contrived,

There's a smell of everybody walking the form.

So

In that case,

Then there's no need to wait until Father's Day.

Instead of crashing when the time comes,

It's better to take advantage of those trend-following variety shows when they don't react,

They'll send it today,

The main thing is to be the first to strike!

After listening to Mr. He's words,

Su Xue suddenly showed an expectant expression on her face,

"Wow, in other words, Tong Tong and Tian Tian will give their dad a Father's Day surprise in advance today, right?"

"That's really exciting!"

"I can't wait, I want to hurry up and see, after receiving the surprise, what is the reaction of the two dads, haha!"

"That picture will definitely be very warm!"

“......"

It's not just Su Xue,

The audience in the live broadcast room, after listening to the arrangement that Mr. He said,

The barrage is also lively!

"I'll go, the program team is very good at working!"

"Hahaha, yes, but this idea is still very interesting, the program team has a heart!"

"Looking forward to it...... I really want to know what kind of surprise gift Tong Tong will prepare for Brother Lu!"

"Uh, by the way, when the staff goes to the kindergarten to find the two children, it should also be live-streamed, right?"

"It must be a live broadcast, but it's a live broadcast from Brother Lu and Chen Aijun. "

"It's really exciting, and I can watch Tong Tong for a while today!"

"Compared with looking at Tong Tong, I am still looking forward to Brother Lu's reaction after receiving the gift, do you guess whether Brother Lu will be moved, crying in front of the camera!"

"Hahaha, this is unlikely, Brother Lu still wants to save face!(Dog head, jpg)"

"Forget about sensationalism, Brother Lu will definitely not be sensational, he is not Jia Fatpang, he has to rely on this to earn the audience's tears, Brother Lu disdains to do this!"

"That's right, sensationalism or something, it's really disgusting, how good it is!"

"Should I say it or not, on Brother Lu and Tong Tong's side, I'm not worried about problems at all. "

"On the contrary, I'm a little worried about Tian Tian, with Chen Aijun's character, if this product is not satisfied with Tian Tian's gift, should he reprimand Tian Tian again?"

"It shouldn't be, Chen Aijun can't be so unkind, if he really wants to do that, Tian Tian will probably die of sadness!"

"Don't guess, we'll find out until school ends in the afternoon!"

"Yes, yes, let's wait and see!"

“......"

I have to say,

This arrangement of the director team,

It's still very programmatic,

Teacher He just said the arrangement,

The audience has already begun to look forward to it.

And in the audience's anticipation,

Teacher He and Su Xue,

Didn't talk any more nonsense,

It goes straight to the next step of the process.

Pull the show on the right track.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Next, let's follow the camera first and take a look at the situation on the side of Lu Yu, the post-90s father!"

“......"

After Su Xue finished speaking,

The camera also changed from the studio hall to Lu Yu and Tong Tong, the post-90s father.

This scene,

It was unexpected by many viewers.

Because of the first few live broadcasts,

They all started from the side of Chen Aijun, the post-80s father,

I didn't expect this time,

It's Lu Yu and Tong Tong who came up!

"Hahaha, it seems that Brother Lu didn't sleep lazy today!"

"Yes, Brother Lu is finally reliable once!"

"The cameraman said that he didn't wait at the door today, and he was not used to it!"

"It's just right to shoot Brother Lu first, after watching Brother Lu with the baby, I'll go to breakfast, just enough to skip the part where Chen Aijun takes the baby!"

"Have breakfast, just in time to come back and see Brother Lu again!"

"Upstairs, the hero sees the same thing!"

“......"

In the midst of laughter,

The camera came to Lu Yu and Tong Tong.

As the picture gradually clears,

Tong Tong's cute little face also appeared in the picture.

Tong Tong at this time,

It should have been not long since I got up,

The hair is still messy,

The clothes have been changed,

She was stepping on a stool, brushing her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror.

Tong Tong brushes his teeth very skillfully.

The brush is also very careful,

anterior and posterior teeth, as well as the inside of the teeth,

She almost got it,

At a glance, you know,

Usually she brushes her teeth alone, and she doesn't need the help of adults at all.

soon

Tong Tong's mouth was full of foam,

She took a sip of water, grunted a few times, and spat out the foam,

After brushing your teeth,

Tong Tong began to wash his little face again,

The way she washes her face,

Especially cute,

I should be worried that my clothes will get wet,

also stuffed a dry towel in the collar in advance,

Pouting a little skin strand,

With two little hands outstretched,

Catch water on the faucet and shoot it on your face, (read a violent novel, just go to Feilu Novel Network!)

slapped it, and she shouted in her mouth: "In vain!"

Slap it and shout again: "Good girl!"

Shoot again, and again: "Awesome!"

I slapped my face three times,

washed three handfuls of faces,

And then

And she was done.

Pulling the dry towel out of his collar and starting to wipe his face.

This scene,

Many viewers who watched the aunt's heart were overflowing, and their hearts were about to melt.

"Tong Tong is really cute, he looks like a little otter when he washes his face!"

"Poof, she's only washed three times in total!" (covering her face.jpg)"

"It's so true, I washed my face like this when I was a child, washed it two or three times, and it was over!"

"Hahaha, the key is that she is still praising herself while washing!"

"Look, Brother Lu is here!"

“......"

In the picture,

Tong Tong had just finished washing his face and was about to go out of the bathroom.

Lu Yu walked over sleepily,

"Tong Tong, are you ready?"

"Uh-huh, alright!"

"Oh, then you go out, I'm going to squat in the toilet......"

As soon as Lu Yu finished speaking,

The boy was shocked,

"Dad, you still hold on, it's eight o'clock, if you squat for another half an hour, I'll be late again!"

"We finally got up early today, I don't want to be late!"

Tong Tong's words,

Let Lu Yu have a black line,

"I can't hold it back, it's already up!"

"Ahh

Tong Tong screamed, pinched his nose and jumped back,

"Dad, you're disgusting!"

"You kid, Daddy's pull is rainbow-smelling, and it doesn't stink, can you not be so disgusted!"

"Don't lie to anyone, last time you said you pulled strawberry-flavored!"

"I really didn't lie to you this time, don't you believe I'll call you in and smell it later?"

"I don't want it!"

The boy was so frightened that he fled,

Pinched his nose and ran out.........

Only Lu Yu laughed.

However, smiling and smiling, Lu Yu's face changed suddenly, and he found out coldly that the camera brother was actually standing in the corner, and the camera's light was also on!

"Damn, old photographer, are you shooting?"

"Why did you shoot so early today!"

Lu Yu's expression changed greatly,

Asked in dismay.

The cameraman held back a smile and explained,

"I took the first shot on your side today, so it's early!"

"Haha, Brother Lu, you pull yours, I'll go out, don't worry, no one wants to see you squatting in the toilet. "

“......"

When Lu Yu heard this,

The old face turned red when he brushed it,

Thinking that what he had just said was also heard by the audience, Lu Yu almost fainted in embarrassment!

The next second,

Lu Yu hurriedly said seriously,

"Ahem, actually, I was joking!"

"It's a joke. "

"I'm just coming in and washing my face!"

"Don't squat on the toilet. "

"As you all know, little fairies don't stink. "

"In the same way, a super invincible handsome guy like me never pulls!"

"We handsome people all have a special organ in our bodies that can help us get rid of the dirt!"

"That's right, that's it!"

“......"

Lu Yu's frenzied appearance made the camera brother almost die of laughter.

And at the same time,

In the live broadcast room,

is also the audience who has laughed one after another.

"Hahaha, I stepped on a horse, sometimes I really regret having ears, what Brother Lu said just now is too tasteful!"

"This old pit is too pit, and he actually said that he pulled the rainbow flavor and strawberry flavor, and let Tong Tong smell it!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"it, it, I'm having breakfast!"

"I'm laughing to death, what kind of tiger and wolf words are the two of them in the conversation just now, one said to hold back, and the other said to be up, I really didn't treat our audience as outsiders!"

"Brother Lu didn't know that he had started filming at the beginning, so he let himself go so much, which shows that he is usually very restrained in front of the camera!"

"To tell you the truth, I was the expression of the old man in the subway looking at his phone the whole time!" 1.1

"I'm different, I laughed out loud like a girl playing the piano, uh hahahaha!"

"Look, I'll just say that Brother Lu is a face-saving person, as soon as he saw that he lost face, he began to explain to himself again!

"Then again, doesn't the little fairy really stink?"

"Mmmmmm, Brother Lu is not wrong in saying this, the little fairy will not stink, she will only let out rainbow farts, and it is fragrant!"

"Don't lie, I'm a little fairy, not only can I pull, but I also stink pink!"

"Oh my God, what the hell are you talking about, can you change the subject and consider the feelings of the person who is eating breakfast!"

"As soon as Brother Lu appears on the stage, the painting style begins to mutate!"

"Hahahaha!"

“......"

Eight o'clock in the morning,

It happened to be the time when a lot of people were having breakfast,

As a result, as soon as Lu Yu appeared,

It's such a fuss,

can make a lot of viewers miserable,

In the same way,

There are also countless viewers, laughing and crying out that their stomachs hurt,

In the laughter of the crowd,

In the picture,

Lu Yu really didn't squat in the toilet, washed his face, and swaggered out again.

Seeing this, the cameraman brother,

I can't persuade you,

I could only look at Lu Yu's back, and sighed deeply:

Should I say it or not, Brother Lu is really a decent person, for the sake of face, he can actually do the and laugh at it, which is really powerful!

"Oh, by the way, Brother Lu!"

After sighing,

The cameraman suddenly remembered something again,

hurriedly chased out,

"Brother Lu, today's program team also asked me to bring a gift to Tong Tong!"

“......"。

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