Acting as a Spy in the Zombie Clan

"Rourou...Xiao Huang..."

"Sister is the queen, she shines with confidence, come if you love, don't be arrogant if you don't love..."

I heard a very popular dj song. I was so confused that I saw a dozen beautiful girls wearing hip skirts dancing square dances, their big butts rippling like a river, and hooking his hands to let him go over and play together. Happy, he opened his arms and rushed over.

However, he also understood that this was an illusion after listening to the song. The more he listened to this thing, the more brainwashed he was. It almost made him think he was Wu Zetian. Not far away, there was a woman's playful slapstick, and the content of the conversation was bold, one by one. It's like a wolf like a tiger.

"What's the matter? I'm not dead even after the nuclear bombs are thrown on my head?"

Liu Sanqian felt dizzy, his head turned into a mess, and he was spinning around like a washing machine. For the last second he was still holding the elephant leg of the candle dragon, but the next second was incredibly safe and sound. , With his small physique, it is naturally impossible to hold the candle dragon, but fortunately the nuclear bomb came in time, and the speed did not let the candle dragon slip away.

But the strange thing was that he could no longer feel the existence of Lao Zong, if he didn't know the virtue of that guy, he would think that it was Lao Zong who sacrificed himself to save him.

"Isn't it because I jumped onto someone else's body?"

People here can sing on the sound system, which shows that the little life is pretty good. Quietly, Mimi opened her eyes and found that the location was a wooden house, but her hands were tied with ropes, and she was also sitting on the pillar.

A few women just happened to pass by, and it was correct that he was kidnapped. After knowing this, he was in a good mood, as long as he did not fall into the hands of the corpse clan, there would be no big problem.

This kind of rope could easily break before being replaced, but at this moment he had little strength and was pitiful, and he could only rub it on the pillar like itching.

"Hey!"

Unexpectedly, he was happy, but the door was suddenly opened from the outside. Several aggressive women dragged a man with knives and spears, and pushed a man in. The man cried and said:

"Sisters, I'm really just passing by, please let me go!"

"Be honest!"

One of the women yelled, "You will be cooked and eaten after you step on the horse, Xiuxiu, and gag him."

"Don't, I'm being honest, I'll tie myself!"

The man quickly consciously leaned against the pillar. Liu Sanqian kept silent from the side, but the girl named Xiuxiu approached him with a smile and patted him on the chest:

"Yeah, the body is quite strong. I woke up after a while and looked good, much better than the previous ones."

"Well, let's observe again. He is covered with scars and dark spots. Maybe it is a skin disease!"

The leading woman said irritably, while the tied man hurriedly said with a weird face: "Sisters, what should I do if I want to go to the bathroom, I feel like my stomach is a little noisy..."

The leading woman frowned disgustingly: "If you really pull it out, wait for death."

"Don't tell me, I'm almost showing my head..."

"close the door!"

The woman ignored him at all, and walked out as if to escape, for fear of smelling something strange.

After they left, Liu Sanqian said amused: "Xu Dapao, why did your kid come to Jiangcheng?"

"You are?"

Xu Dapao racked his brains to the memory, but he didn’t recognize it. Liu Sanqian scolded with a smile, “You’re only a few months old. To the city."

"Liu... Liu Sanqian!"

Xu Dapao's eyes widened in shock, and he quickly said, "Didn't you die in Yunnan? Why did you get here?"

"Are you stumbling on your head?"

Liu Sanqian said in a huff: "I have never been to Yunnan at all. Who do you hear that I am dead?"

"Oh, that's good, so it's a duplicate name."

Xu Dapao breathed a sigh of relief, and said confusedly: "What did you just say? What kind of Jiangcheng is here? You shouldn't have amnesia. This is the corridor, the boundary of Hebei Province."

"I just squinted, how does it look like crossing?"

"Amnesia is normal, I almost got a headshot by them just now!"

Xu Dapao sighed and said: "I am in the northeast of my hometown. I originally planned to go back, but I was attacked by zombies on the road. My wife who had just been looking for a few days was gone. I finally managed to escape here. A group of girls caught up.

Brother, don't say I didn't remind you. When I first came here, all I saw were women. This place is a widow's village! It's supposed to be a widow's pleasure to arrest us, we have to be squeezed out by them! "

"Isn't it?"

"What's the matter, when is it? These people still have a good food and clothing. I just smelled the smell of meat. I suspect that they are eating human flesh!"

"What you said is just a jerk."

Liu Sanqian smiled disapprovingly, and asked: "You probably have heard that Rongcheng was flattened by a nuclear bomb, have you heard anyone say where the people who escaped are going? And whether the candle dragon is dead? ..."

"Stop..."

Xu Dapao hurriedly interrupted him, and said in surprise: "My buddy, your amnesia is a bit exaggerated. This is how long ago, it's been almost three years since I slept with your squinting eyes. ?"

"what?!!"

Liu Sanqian's face immediately turned pale on the wall, and he said in disbelief: "You have to make up your story at least as normal. For three years, are you fooling the silly boy?"

"If you don't believe me, you can ask the girl outside to see if I am fooling you."

Xu Dapao said very seriously: "It was about the end of April when the nuclear bomb was launched. It has been 23 years since September, and it has been two years and four months! You should have been in Banyan at that time. Let’s settle the camp. At that time, Wang always wanted to take us there. Fortunately, I was clever and didn’t follow, or I was appointed to be killed.

As for the candle dragon...no one knows whether it is dead or not, but it hasn’t appeared since that time. Because of that nuclear bomb, our country has become the safest one. There is no corpse king coming to us. After all, the other seven The king of corpses has a radish and a pit, and there is no time at all. "

"You let me stroke it first..."

Liu Sanqian was completely dumbfounded. This feeling seemed to be familiar. It was like taking a nap on his stomach in a math class, and when he woke up, school was over. But Xu Dapao said with a frown:

"What is it, I can't hold it anymore, brother, is there any way you can control the **** and get it back to where it should go? It's really not good. If it can help me loosen it, I can barely accept it. "

"This has to teach you a trick to "control the amount of urine"."

"What is it to control the amount of poop?"

Xu Dapao looked at him suspiciously, and Liu Sanqian smiled: "It's actually simple. Have you studied physics? As the saying goes, friction can generate heat. You try to rub on the pillars, and the heat generated can evaporate the water. The **** becomes dry. If the friction is fast enough, it may vaporize the shit."

"Do you think for yourself, are you talking human words?"

Xu Dapao's face turned green, and his expression changed with unbearable pain, but Liu Sanqian's complexion changed drastically, and he said in shock: "You really stepped on horseback? Fight me, I'll find a way to loosen it for you!"

As he said, he leaned on the table with one leg, and there was a pottery bowl with a missing mouth on it. It was used to feed the dog in the past, but he is probably the one who has used this bowl recently.

"Don't, if it's broken on the ground, people outside will definitely be able to hear it!"

Xu Dapao quickly reminded him in a low voice, but Liu Sanqian gave him a blank look: "Nonsense, do you think I can reach it?" Then he took off his shoes with two feet, and then untied the shoelaces and used his left foot. I clamped the strap and kicked under the table.

"Brother, you use the same feet as your hands. Monkeys don't dare to play like this!"

"Don't talk, you have to hold your breath to me."

Liu Sanqian heaved a sigh of relief. He hung his shoe with his right foot and aimed at the pottery bowl and threw it over. He didn't expect it to hit the pottery bowl. It was even better than the national football team.

He hurriedly pulled the shoes over, without daring to delay a moment, put on the shoes and stepped on the bowl, the volume was not louder than they talked, and then handed over the fragments with his feet. A few minutes later, Xu Dapao finally cut the rope. , Helped him loose the tie.

"Brother Liu, wait a while, I'll find a pair of torn pants to change..."

Xu Dapao still didn't hold on. Fortunately, these pants were not breathable enough, otherwise the smell would fill the whole room. Liu Sanqian searched for things that he could use, put up some sundries, opened the tiles and put them on the roof.

"Did you see it, they are all girls!"

Xu Dapao climbed up, surrounded by mountains, and there was a stream nearby. The environment was quiet and zombies were rare. It was just that the open space was full of women, and a few ten-year-old children were not considered men.

"Isn't it the two of us being arrested as Mrs. Zhai?"

Liu Sanqian wondered: "They really don't choose, you can even look at it..."

"That you don't understand."

Xu Dapao proudly said: "My buddies call me Uncle Niu. In this regard, I have never convinced anyone. Although the length is really rough, but who makes us have the capital, let alone our grid, Not stronger than you?"

"I don't think you know that a mountain is higher than a mountain, and there are cows outside the cows."

Looking back, Liu Sanqian said in a nuanced mouth: "It shouldn't be, this group of women have children of this age. Can't they all die?"

"Who knows..."

Xu Dapao whispered: "Generally, there are more women than men. Men have to protect their own women. The men here might be for wives and children. Besides, this place is remote. , They couldn't get out either, and over time there were only a few widows left.

To be honest, I would like to live here. It is a great harem here, but they are too violent. I am somewhat afraid that I can't hold it..."

"It looks like they should have some happy event today."

Many women are busy washing the vegetables. "Sister is the Queen" was also cut into the song. A diesel generator "rumbled" started, but Xu Dapao said:

"Have you not seen it yet? Isn't it a big deal to get married? We will be groom officials in a little while!"