Accidentally Married a Man Full of Vinegar

It turned to the bottom.

Now that he has turned to the bottom, he will post a sentence in the group by the way.

Chu Yi: You can't call me baby in the future.

I don't know if everyone was waiting for Chu Yi to speak or they were just playing with their mobile phones. It took less than ten seconds for Chu Yi to send out these words, and all the people who came at night showed up and responded.

Xiaojie: received

Wang Li: received

Classmate 1: received

Classmate 2: received

...

Xiaojie: explain it to your husband

Xiaojie: We are just babbling

Xiaojie: I won't call anymore

Xiaojie: You are someone else's baby now

Xiaojie: It's real baby

Wang Li: Don't be too precious

Wang Li: Tears of a single dog shed

Classmate 1: Tears are still lemony sour

...

Chu Yi generously showed Qin Yiheng this conversation.

Having been with Qin Yiheng for so long, Chu Yi felt that he should have mastered a new skill.

He could see from Qin Yiheng's expression that there was no difference, which of Qin Yiheng was serious, which was angry, which was ridiculing, and which was in a better mood.

Now this expression looks in a good mood.

Now that Qin Yiheng was no longer angry, Chu Yi rudely asked for candy.

He put away the phone, smiled at Qin Yiheng again, and asked in a voice he thought was natural but was actually a bit deliberate: "Are you angry?"

Qin Yiheng's emotions were in transition, and he couldn't bear to hear Chu Yi's question.

He wrapped his arms around Chu Yi's shoulder and bit his chin.

"Ah, Qin Yiheng! It hurts."

Qin Yiheng bit for a few seconds before letting go of Chu Yi, and then said, "more than angry."

Chu Yi laughed immediately after hearing this, successfully revealing his happiness.

Chu Yi: "Then what else?"

Qin Yiheng couldn't answer, so he simply took another bite.

The two put their shoes in, Chu Yi took out his mobile phone and took a photo of his chin, and clearly found four rows of teeth marks.

The next mouth is really harsh.

After a night of trouble, it was very late to come back. After going upstairs, the two took a shower without delay and went to bed.

When Qin Yiheng lay down, Chu Yi consciously squeezed into Qin Yiheng's arms.

Chu Yi was going to turn off the lights, but Qin Yiheng reached out and stopped him.

"What's wrong?" Chu Yi asked Qin Yiheng, "Aren't you going to sleep?"

Qin Yiheng pulled Chu Yi's hand back and pressed it into his arms: "talk for a while before going to sleep."

Chu Yi took his hand back: "What are we talking about?"

Qin Yiheng asked, "why don't you sing tonight?"

Chu Yi: "Because..."

Before Chu Yi did anything, Qin Yiheng said, "They say you sing very well."

Chu Yi took a breath.

In the evening, everyone drinks, sings and plays games, but Qin Yiheng rarely participates.

First, Qin Yiheng was not familiar with everyone, and secondly, Chu Yi was worried that Qin Yiheng would suddenly join, and everyone would be unnatural.

Singing is also one of the links, and this link, Chu Yi only listens.

Sit obediently beside Qin Yiheng, and be an emotionless audience with Qin Yiheng.

It was also during this singing session that one of Chu Yi's classmates coaxed Chu Yi to sing, and everyone also coaxed.

Of course Chu Yi refused, and then the classmate said with a smile, "Baby, you sing so well, don't let your husband listen to you."

At that time, Qin Yiheng looked down at his phone.

"I thought you didn't hear it." Chu Yi tried to distract Qin Yiheng.

Qin Yiheng listened and said slowly, "I heard all the babies at night."

Chu Yi: "Ahahahaha."

Qin Yiheng asked, "Do you sing?"

Chu Yi frowned.

Chu Yi: "Since you heard it, can you hear what he meant?"

Qin Yiheng thought for a while: "I thought it was simply to praise you, but you said it so deliberately," Qin Yiheng asked Chu Yi, "What did he say the opposite?"

Chu Yi nodded seriously: "Qin Yiheng, I'm the only one of them with a tone disorder."

Qin Yiheng made a long voice.

"Oops," Qin Yiheng said, "I want to hear more."

Chu Yi's performance was embarrassed.

He even felt that Qin Yiheng's badness was learned from his group.

Chu Yi began to think seriously.

Qin Yiheng wanted to hear him sing. He would sing one day, so it might as well be today.

It's nothing to sing for Qin Yiheng.

Chu Yi digested it by himself, and then nodded: "Let's sing."

Qin Yiheng didn't even think about it: "I rarely listen to songs, what are you good at?"

Chu Yi looked like you were joking: "I'm not good at it."

Qin Yiheng: "two tigers?"

Chu Yi laughed.

really.

As long as there is a sudden idea of ​​song ordering, 80% of them can win two tigers.

From childhood to adulthood, Chu Yi sang the two tigers countless times.

But what's the use.

"Cough," Chu Yi cleared his throat and sang slowly, "Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast, one has no eyes, the other has no ears, it's really weird."

After Chu Yi finished singing, Qin Yiheng suddenly asked, "I remember there were ones without tails."

Chu Yi was puzzled: "Really? What about the other one? No eyes or no ears?"

Qin Yiheng shook his head: "I don't know."

Chu Yi swallowed and looked at Qin Yiheng carefully: "Would you like to comment?"

Qin Yiheng said, "it's true that the tone is incomplete."

Chu Yi: "..."

You are so pertinent.

Qin Yiheng added, "but it's cute, like studying."

Chu Yi smiled: "You don't need to comfort me, what's so cute about studying."

Qin Yiheng: "it's cute."

Chu Yi did not struggle: "Okay."

Qin Yiheng: "sing it again."

Chu Yi wondered: "Ah? Why? Don't."

Qin Yiheng is righteous: "it's cute, and you made me angry today."

"Wow." Chu Yi sighed.

Qin Yiheng actually learned this trick.

Qin Yiheng pinched Chu Yi's chin: "Sing or not?"

Chu Yi nodded: "Sing and sing."

One is to sing, and 100 is also to sing.

A man sings 100 songs.

This time Chu Yi sang two tigers, and the last sentence came three times. He sang the version he sang once, and added another sentence that Qin Yiheng said that one has no tail.

After singing, Chu Yi snapped his fingers and said, "Listen, there are still Easter eggs."

Qin Yiheng was amused by Chu Yi and laughed.

Then he gave Chu Yi a symbolic applause.

"Wait," Qin Yiheng pushed Chu Yi away a little, took the mobile phone on the bedside, and said to Chu Yi, "Sing again, I'll record it."

Chu Yi was shocked: "What are you recording this for?"

Qin Yiheng: "if you want to listen to it in the future, you don't need to sing again, just listen to this."

Chu Yi: "..."

It makes sense.

But Chu Yi still said, "Don't, you have to listen to me and sing for you later."

Chu Yi was embarrassed after hearing his recorded voice.

Not to mention singing.

Qin Yiheng listened but didn't put down the phone, but said slowly in the tone he used just now, "I'm angry today."

Chu Yi: "..."

Chu Yi: "I sing I sing."

Who would like something like him.

me.

Chu Yi.

Not only did Chu Yi sing, but he also took the initiative to reach out, open the recording software on Qin Yiheng's mobile phone, click on record, and lean over to sing to Mai.

Knowing that it was related to the recording, Chu Yi didn't sing so casually, and sang it very seriously, word for word, and finally didn't let Qin Yiheng's easter eggs go.

After singing, Chu Yi said to Qin Yiheng's mobile phone, "Thank you."

Then he turned off the recording.

Chu Yi pushed Qin Yiheng's hand back, and said with a look of disgust, "Okay, keep it for yourself, don't let me hear it."

Qin Yiheng clicked a few times on the phone, and then said: "Oops."

Chu Yi had an ominous premonition: "What are you doing?"

Qin Yiheng: "can it be made into an alarm clock?"

Chu Yi was surprised: "Of course not!"

Qin Yiheng raised his head and thought for a while, and said, "During the meeting a few days ago, a department manager's mobile phone alarm clock rang. It was the voice recorded by his wife for him, repeating that his husband got up, and there was background music."

Qin Yiheng has an expression that I want to have too, and Chu Yi's head is about to explode.

Qin Yiheng made a suggestion: "Or you can also record a paragraph, and my husband wakes up."

Chu Yi took a breath.

And it was at this moment that he realized that something was wrong.

Why does Qin Yiheng let him do whatever he wants?

Ah, of course he made Qin Yiheng angry tonight.

But that didn't stop him.

Why does Qin Yiheng let him do whatever he wants!

Chu Yi: "No way, haha."

Chu Yi looked at Qin Yiheng and released a begging expression.

Cowardly and thoughtful.

The original meaning of Chu Yi.

Qin Yiheng didn't back down at all: "do I have to?"

Chu Yi swallowed and pointed to Qin Yiheng's cell phone: "I want it too, you record it for me, and I'll record it for you too."

It's justified, but he didn't expect that Qin Yiheng would be so cheerful: "Okay."

Without even needing Chu Yi to do it, Qin Yiheng went to Chu Yi's side to help him get the mobile phone.

Very neat, Qin Yiheng found the recording software in Chu Yi's mobile phone through a search, and clicked to start.

Qin Yiheng: "little gentleman is up."

Chu Yi lay stiffly on the bed.

Qin Yiheng's actions were done in one go, and he was frightened.

Even Qin Yiheng clicked out the voice he just recorded.

"Mr. got up."

"Mr. got up."

Qin Yiheng asked Chu Yi, "Is it okay? No, I can record it again."

Chu Yi: "..."

Chu Yi couldn't fight Qin Yiheng at all.

Qin Yiheng is not the previous Qin Yiheng. Now Qin Yiheng has a human touch by his side, and will cooperate with him to do some things and talk about it.