Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-09

Chapter 33 is suitable for being caught as a daughter-in-law

Chen Shun is the complete opposite of Chen Shun.

One is a cultivation genius, and the other doesn’t even have the lowest spirit root.

Chen Lu, the grandfather of Chen Shun, was called the shame of the immortal family.

When Chen Jian was a child, he was beaten a lot because he was detected by Chen Lu as having no innate talent for cultivation.

At that time, every time Chen Lu asked Chen Jian to meditate, Chen Jian would go to study.

Because Chen Jian ran to study and doesn’t cultivate, Chen Lu was so angry that he beat Chen Jian.

As soon as Chen Lu beat Chen Jian, Chen Jian cried and ran to study.

In this way, a three-year closed loop was formed, and Chen Lu finally gave up on Chen Jian, realizing that he was not suitable for cultivation.

As a result, Chen Jian really fell in love with learning.

He relied on his own efforts to successfully obtain an Academician degree in physics at the age of twenty-six.

During an outing, I met Chen Shun’s mother Liu Qi.

Afterwards, like the general public, he married and had children.

Because Chen Jian is the only son, Chen Lu originally thought that his inheritance of thousands of years of technique of cultivation would end when he was in this generation, and Chen Shun was born.

Chen Shun caught Flying Sword when he was a child.

Chen Lu was overjoyed and searched for the root bone of little Chen Shun, and found that it was actually a “spirit root”.

Afterwards, the term “cross-generational parenting” was vividly and thoroughly reflected in Chen Family.

Chen Shun was bullied, Chen Jian was beaten, Liu Qi complained to Chen Lu, Chen Jian was beaten, the chicken at home was bitten to death by someone else’s dog, and Chen Jian was beaten.

However, the people of the old Chen Family have a characteristic of common origins, extremely optimistic and positive energy.

So Chen Jian was still very filial to Chen Lu, and took time to return to the mountains to visit the old man who seemed to be more energetic than him.

Even though the Chen Family has never used immortal art to make money, but with the accumulation of thousands of years of cultivation, naturally it has inherited a huge family business.

It’s just that Chen Jian is purely an arm-flinging shopkeeper and leaves the family business to his wife.

I tinkered with a research institute, inventing weird things all day long.

For example, the leather shoe lighter he is using now.

Chen Shun also doesn’t know what turned the father into what it is now.

Although father occasionally produces such a brainless thing as a “solar charger that can charge a solar motor on a cloudy day”, the set of “future warrior”-themed equipment in his closet is also produced by father.

It was my sixteenth birthday present.

……

“You don’t think he’s just a lighter.”

Chen Jian drowsily lay on the sofa, revealing “I’m awesome, come on compliment me” smug expression.

“oh?”

Chen Shun cast an interested look, is there another way to say this broken leather shoe?

“Okay!”

Chen Jian pressed the toe of the leather shoe in his hand, and a strong white light suddenly shot out of it.

Chen Shun’s eyes were shaken, and he quickly covered his face in pain.

“So it’s still a strong flashlight, right?”

“As expected of my son, I can guess it with my eyes closed.”

” “…”

Chen Shun suddenly felt that it’s better for the father not to go home, and to soak in the research institute to harm those with mental disorders like him.

At times like this, Chen Shun misses his mother who rarely comes home, but is super gentle.

“Shin, my son, if you think this leather shoe only has the functions of a lighter and a flashlight, you are wrong…”

Chen Jian let out a cigarette , excitedly popular science.

“Actually, he’s still a hair dryer, and black’s uppers are all solar charging panels…”

Click.

hu hu hu hu ~

Chen Shun can still imagine the sight of the father blowing his hair with leather shoes even if he covers his almost blinded fairy eyes.

“Dad, if you have time, can you take a leave of absence?”

“What’s the matter? Where do you want Dad to take you to play? Just tell me.”

“No, I want to show you the Luo City mental hospital.”

“???”

If Yun Yi is here, I’m afraid there will be no more doubts, why Chen Shun’s brain circuits are so bizarre occasionally.

Compared with his father, maybe Chen Shun has a genetic mutation…

“By the way, Dad, I have something to tell you.”

“What’s the matter? You came over and said, why are you so far away?”

Chen Jian pulled Chen Shun over and put his arms around Chen Shun’s shoulder like a buddy.

“Tell me.”

“…Dad, guess who I met in class?”

“Meet your classmate?”

“Aren’t you talking nonsense?” Chen Shun rolled the eyes.

“Isn’t that the nonsense question you asked first? How can I guess who you met in class? The Terminator or the Vajra wolf?” Chen Jian spread his hands in surprise.

“…”

Chen Shun held his forehead, always feeling very tired.

“I met a witch.”

“Hey, my institute caught a werewolf.”

“I mean it!”

“What I said was true.”

“It was true!”

“Mine was true too!”

Chen Shun’s mouth twitched, his fists clenched.

“Chen Dafu! You are believing or not I’ll call grandfather to beat you!”

Chen Shun made a killing move.

By the way, Chen Dafu is the nickname that Chen Lu called Chen Jian, because Chen Jian was often beaten when he was a child, and his butt was always swollen.

Although Chen Jian really wanted to scold him for no big or small, but after thinking about his eighteen-year-old son, it was the first time he talked about female creatures and the word “female”.

Before, he didn’t even know whether his puppy was male or female.

Are you enlightened now?

“The witch you’re talking about is the one I understand?”

“Yes, it’s the kind of huhuhu flying on a broomstick in the sky.”

“How did you meet this?”

“When Yu Jian was swaying in the sky too fast, he knocked down…”

“???”

Chen Jian extinguished the cigarette butt and pondered.

“Didn’t you tell me what you met in class?”

“Yes, I found out that she was my classmate after I knocked down!”

“Female classmate Ah… what does she look like? Does it look good?”

“Oh, I have a picture of her here, let me show you.”

Chen Shun excitedly took out his phone Open the album.

……

These photos… Well, the witch you mentioned doesn’t feel very serious?

Chen Jian patted Chen Shun’s shoulders, sighed, and said earnestly:

“Shin, I know you have grown up, you have needs in that regard, but you can’t just do it. Imagine a girlfriend like this!”

“???”

Chen Shun looked bewildered.

“If you really like to look at this kind of photos, your father, I…I’ll give you the treasures that I collected in college. Don’t just look at this kind of photos.”

“???”

The two are not on the same channel at all.

At this moment, Chen Shun’s mobile phone suddenly popped up a penguin message with the note “Cum witch (Yun Yi)”.

From Yun Yi.

Yun Yi: [hehe, see you on Saturday, don’t be late, Sword Immortal ~]

Yun Yi: [Good night]

Chen Shun caught Arm, in Chen Jian’s shocked eyes, replied “See you on Saturday.”

“This, this… This is the witch you said? Is it really a classmate?”

Chen Jian was stunned, after all, the name Yun Yi, Chen Jian participated in The parent meeting is still impressive.

“Yeah.”

“Really witch?”

“Yeah.”

“Her message is What do you mean?”

“Oh, we made an appointment to come together on Saturday night for night patrol.”

“Shit!”

Chen Jian couldn’t help it. Spit out a dirty word.

Incredible!

The female classmate…the ambiguous photo…and the date on the weekend…

Surprise! The dog that I have raised for 18 years may be spring!

witch ……witch ……

witch is good, suitable to be caught as a daughter-in-law.

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