Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-05-05

Chapter 203 I’m going to wash the dates

Chen Shun always told Senior Sister about the relationship between him and Yun Yi Ambiguous attitude confused.

Sometimes, Senior Sister seems willing to match herself with Yun Yi.

For example, on the night she stayed at the previous night, if Sister Senior insisted on letting herself go home in the torrential rain, neither she nor Yun Yi could resist.

But she clearly didn’t want to, so she still let herself stay.

Even though he already knew that he and Yun Yi slept in the same room, second day didn’t say much.

But there were also many times when Sister Senior took Yun Yi very seriously, as if she was afraid of being snatched away from her.

He is an only child and has no siblings, so he can’t quite understand Senior Sister’s contradictory mood.

For example, now, Yun Yi proposes to let him stay for dinner, Senior Sister also unprecedented but just kept her head down, neither agreeing nor refusing, and even turned her body slightly and motioned herself to follow Yun Yi into the room. .

As soon as the little witch entered the room and threw off her shoes, she flew to the sofa, lay down on the soft sofa cushion, and began to rummage under the coffee table to find snacks.

Naturally, it wasn’t for myself, I wanted to wait for Chen Shun, who was a guest, to be entertained.

Eat with him!

When passing by Senior Sister, he clearly heard Senior Sister lightly said in his ear:

“Don’t get me wrong, Senior Sister also has something to tell you today. .”

“What’s the matter?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll send Xiao Yi to take a bath after dinner and talk to you later.”

What is it that is so mysterious and secretive?

Chen Shun entered the house and lined up Yun Yi’s shoes that were thrown around.

The little witch over there has already stood up, patted the back of the sofa, and motioned Chen Shun to hurry over.

She was lying on the sofa, her calves swaying up and down regularly.

Wait for Chen Shun to come over, grab her feet, and scratch her socks lightly.

The little witch’s soles hooked up quickly, she sat up, gave Chen Shun a blank look, and gave him a space to come out.

“What did elder sister tell you just now?”

“No, why do you ask?”

“Then why did elder sister play today? You come in? And you haven’t entered the house for a long time…” Yun Yi pouted.

“How can it be a long time? It’s not that it took a few seconds to pick up your shoes for you.”

“Do you know what it means to be absent for a day, such as every three autumns? Conversion For a few seconds, isn’t it a long time for me?”

“Why are there three old classes?”

“Your joke is so cold…” Little witch tightened her clothes.

“By the way, I’ll go get you something to eat!” Yun Yi raised a finger as if he suddenly remembered something.

She wanted to open a package of potato chips, but after thinking about it, she got up and went to the refrigerator to get a few big green dates.

It’s natural to use fruit when entertaining guests, but what about potato chips?

“You sit first, I’ll wash the dates.”

Bounced and went to the kitchen to wash the dates.

Chen Shun tilted his head and pondered what little witch just said.

It always feels a little weird.

There seems to be something wrong.

After two minutes, she squeezed four green dates and walked out of the kitchen while throwing water.

Sit back to Chen Shun quickly, Yun Yi handed the green dates to Chen Shun.

Because her hands are relatively small, she can only hold two jujubes in one hand, so she deliberately chose two big ones for Chen Shun.

“No, I’ve finished washing the dates, and I can eat them.”

Chen Shun stretched out his hand in astonishment, ready to take it, and said:

“I I suspect that you are driving, but I have no evidence.”

“Hehe, is your head full of yellow waste?” Yun Yi sneered, stuffing a large green jujube in his hand into his mouth.

He bit the green jujube, nibbled a large piece, and chewed it finely.

Hearing the crisp squeak in Chen Shun’s mouth, Yun Yi was satisfied with his feeding.

“In my head… do you mean to say that you are a yellow trash yourself?” Chen Shun asked suddenly with his head lowered.

“Me? Is it all me in your head?” Yun Yi shrugged, chewing green dates in disdain.

“Huh?” She stared wide-eyed slightly, turned her head and looked towards Chen Shun, and stopped chewing jujube.

Wait, what did he just say?

What did you just say?

So what he meant was that all he had in his head was himself?

Yun Yi, who came back to his senses, silently swallowed the crunchy green dates in his mouth, and his two feet in white short boat socks kept crossing each other.

Her face was as hot as fire, she lowered her head and flattened her mouth, not daring to look at Chen Shun’s face.

I thought I was already resistant to love words.

But this kind of sudden sultry is still hard to resist…

Chen Shun laughed comfortably after seeing the naive little witch.

This green jujube is really sweet, sweet to the heart.

Chen Shun’s laughter made Yun Yi’s face even more embarrassing.

She quietly turned her head and saw Chen Shun’s smug look out of the corner of her eye.

I don’t get angry.

“Xiaoxiaoxiao, just now you scratched my foot with your hand, ate dates without washing your hands, and laughed so happily…” she said to herself.

“ka!” Chen Shun just stuffed the jujube into his mouth. Hearing what Little Witch said, his movements froze.

“No wonder I always feel a sour smell.”

“You smell sour! Where’s the smell?” Yun Yi jumped lightly, throwing off his slippers and jumping on Sofa, sit cross-legged.

But she still cared about it, so she tried to lean over, shrugged her nose, and sniffed.

It really has no taste.

As a witch, self-cleaning spell is the most basic.

Yun Yi’s feet kept stirring, in Chen Shun’s eyes, like two balls of soft glutinous rice.

“It does smell sour.” Yun Yao walked out of the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door, and said helplessly to the two people who were eating dates on the sofa.

A strong sour smell of love is almost filling up my house!

“Sister! I don’t stink at all!” Yun Yi naturally didn’t know what the elder sister was talking about, and only mocked himself as the elder sister.

But Yunyao ignored her at all. After taking what she needed from the refrigerator, she turned her head and went into the kitchen again.

She sucks the younger sister every day, of course she knows how fragrant and soft the younger sister is.

“Chen Shun! I really don’t stink!”

“Mmmmmm, I don’t dislike the old altar you stepped on.”

Aah With a bang, Yun Yi bit into Chen Shun’s… er, jujube.

Thinking she was going to bite her Chen Shun, she reflexively blocked her mouth with the green dates that she hadn’t finished eating.

After all, that was the place where she was bitten the most.

It never occurred to her that the target she aimed at at first was not herself, but another, green jujube that she hadn’t eaten yet.

Bite a large piece, and the crisp squeak sounded, and she was satisfied.

Yun Yi chewed the green dates, moved his body and changed his posture, putting the soles of his feet together.

“Do you want to eat ice cream burgers?” She put the green dates into her mouth and bit them, pinching her feet.

“What stuffing? I’ll eat beef stuffing.” Chen Shun watched her play with her jio with green dates in her mouth.

“Where’s the green jujube stuffing?” Yun Yi, who was holding the green jujube in his mouth, turned his head and asked vaguely.

“Then I won’t eat it.”

“Why?”

“Because I really have a jujube.”

Chen Shun turned sideways, alertly guarding the little witch who might snatch the green jujube.

His behavior was strongly despised by Yun Yi.

Yun Yao had no idea how energetic the childish two in the living room were playing.

She is still squatting with potato brisket.

In fact, there is beef in the refrigerator, but the two people don’t know it.

……

Soon, Sister Senior took off her apron and greeted the two of them for dinner.

“Will you two wash the dishes later?”

“Okay Senior Sister.”

“Got it, elder sister.”

“Senior Sister, are you…?” Chen Shun was taken aback when he saw the dishes on the table.

Because the dishes on the table obviously don’t look like the dishes made by Senior Sister in pursuit of a balanced appearance and nutrition.

“When I saw you cooking before, Xiao Yi would eat more food, so I tried to cook, how can I put it…the effect is very good.”

” So, I don’t actually like to eat Chen Shun’s food?” Yun Yi, who learned the truth, suddenly felt that the meal was not tasty.

She doesn’t believe it, Chen Shun’s dishes must have a halo bonus, or else she’s impossible to eat so much!

“That’s not true. No matter how hungry you are at home, you haven’t finished two bowls of rice.” Yun Yao explained.

“I’ll just say it.” The little witch patted his chest, relaxed.

In fact, in the process of eating, Yun Yao also discovered that maybe because the Junior Brother is here, the younger sister’s appetite is obviously bigger than that at home.

Even if it’s the same dish.

She really didn’t expect that Junior Brother still has the effect of stimulating appetite?

The next time the younger sister says she’s not hungry and doesn’t want to eat, she’ll take the big TV and play Junior Brother’s photos in turn.

I think she will be able to eat, right?

After the meal, I chatted with Sister Senior for a while, and Chen Shun took the initiative to get up and help with the utensils.

The little witch’s hair swayed from side to side, and stood up synchronously to help Chen Shun clean up.

Yun Yao can’t help but sigh, younger sister is usually at home, but she has never been so diligent.

The two immediately went into the kitchen to wash dishes together – a bubble fight, in fact.

Yun Yao was lying on the sofa, swiping his phone and opening the messages from the school.

She majored in art at Luo University, and it just so happened that her major class would have the subject of going out to sketch.

It lasts for about a week. The school organizes a special car and is led by a professional teacher, and goes out to sketch.

She was looking forward to this sketch, after all, it was equivalent to public-funded travel, and the places where sketches were usually taken were either the beautiful landscape villages or the quaint towns in the south of the Yangtze River.

But that means she won’t be home for the week.

No one controls her younger sister, I’m afraid she will die of joy.

Of course, Yun Yao was not worried that younger sister would starve to death.

Her foraging instinct may be innate, and she can even find some snacks that she has well hidden.

But she was still worried. After thinking about it, she finally decided to ask Junior Brother to help take care of the younger sister.

It would be better if she could cook for her, so she wouldn’t have to go out to eat junk food every day.

Actually, Yun Yao didn’t know that Yun Yi had already successfully made egg fried rice to feed himself.

Listening to the young sister’s laughter from the kitchen, Yun Yao felt that there should be nothing wrong with her decision.

When the two came out of the kitchen and saw the water stains on their clothes, Yun Yao couldn’t help but twitched the corners of his mouth.

What the hell are you two doing in the kitchen?

Wash your clothes so wet?

“Xiaoyi, you’re smelly, go take a bath, right? The water has been put away for you.”

“Oh…sister, I don’t smell bad!”

Yun Yi retorted angrily, packed up her change of clothes, and got into the bathroom.

I hope Chen Shun won’t come over and overhear the sound of the water when he takes a shower.

Because she heard Xiaodi say that there was a boy named pig head boy who could cook three bowls of rice just by listening to the sound of his girlfriend taking a shower.

Although Chen Shun can cook three bowls of rice without listening to these bizarre sounds, she still feels that it is rather embarrassing to be heard in the shower.

After all, that can be a daydream.

Fortunately, there is a bathtub at home, otherwise she would not necessarily take a bath at this time.

“Then I’m taking a shower,” she said to Chen Shun before closing the door.

I hope that Chen Shun is still here after taking a shower and didn’t sneak home.

“Hurry up, you’ve been chatting for a while, Junior Brother will go home later!” Yun Yao urged, and the bathroom door closed quickly.

In the living room, the remaining two looked at each other silently.

“Tell me, Senior Sister, what do I need to do?” Chen Shun asked proactively.

He lowered his voice deliberately, knowing that Sister Senior was avoiding Yun Yi on purpose.

Yun Yao glanced at the closed door of the bathroom and whispered:

“Senior Sister has something to ask you.”

“What is it? ?”

“Senior Sister will be at first next week, and until Sunday, she will go out to sketch with the school car, and she will not be at home.”

“So Senior Sister hopes that this week Can I help Senior Sister watch Yun Yi?”

Yunyao nodded.

However, Chen Shun’s face immediately showed embarrassment, which made her wonder:

“What’s the matter, is there any difficulty with your expression?”

“Senior Sister, although I will promise you and promise to do my best to look after her, but you also know that I can’t really control her temperament…”

“Ah, It’s okay, I’m not worried about it, you just don’t let her starve to death.” Yun Yao waved his hand casually.

Although younger sister is indeed unearthly, it is limited to acquaintances. She is not a noisy person in front of strangers.

Naturally, I won’t say anything about getting into trouble.

If there is a real possibility of trouble, then the estimate of suffering…

It is Junior Brother.

“Junior Brother, I don’t have any requirements, just two.” Yun Yao stretched out two fingers.

“Senior Sister, you said.”

“One, don’t let Xiao Yi starve to death.”

“This one is easy, the second one.”

“Second, take care of yourself, don’t be tossed by Xiao Yi.”

“???”

What the hell? Isn’t the little witch suppressed by the Senior Sister so terrifying?

“Ah yes, this week, you can either let Xiao Yi live at your house or you can live here. This time, Sister Senior won’t say much. Of course, if you two It would be better if you could live in your own house, but I guess you two will not be so peaceful…”

“Is this… appropriate?”

“It’s up to you to decide if it’s suitable or not~”

Yun Yao narrowed her eyes, and Chen Shun saw a hint of danger in her eyes. mean.

It seems to be warning himself not to take the opportunity to do something to Yun Yi.

Maybe knowing what Chen Shun was thinking at the moment, Yun Yao continued:

“I’m not worried about what you will do to Xiao Yi, but I’m worried that she will do to you. I’m worried about what to do.”

“Senior Sister doesn’t say that she understands your men very well, but I think that if a girl like Xiao Yi sticks to her, it is estimated that not many boys can withstand the temptation. .”

“So…you know, stick to yourself, don’t let Xiaoyi take advantage, understand?”

Chen Shun didn’t know whether to cry or laugh.

“Co-authored Senior Sister, what do you mean by asking me to take care of myself?”

“Of course…you are a Sword Immortal, and your body will naturally not. What kind of injury is there, the only thing that might be injured…isn’t there only one kidney?”

As soon as these words came out, Chen Shun quickly touched his waist in fright.

Little witch doesn’t have the habit of liking other people’s waists?

Squeak…

The bathroom door opened.

Yun Yi put on the familiar pajamas and appeared in front of Chen Shun.

She undid the towel that was wrapped around her hair, and her long, smooth, wet hair fell behind her head.

“Chen…cough, sister, help me blow my hair?”

“Let Junior Brother blow it for you!” Yun Yao said impatiently.

Yun Yi winked at Chen Shun expectantly.

After thinking for a few seconds while pinching his chin, Chen Shun’s spiritual power aroused, and he moved towards Yun Yi slightly.

The water droplets on her three thousand blue silks were automatically dried by spiritual power.

Yunyao clicked one’s tongue in wonder, and the little witch in pajamas, the corners of her eyes jumped.

The magic in her eyes flashed, and her hair became wet again.

“No ceremony at all, come again!” She trotted a few steps barefoot to get the hair dryer, and stuffed it into Chen Shun’s hand without any explanation.

Finally, he found a chair to sit down and let him reach out and lift his hair.

Chen Shun turned on the hair dryer, picked up the soft hair of the little witch, and blew it carefully.

His voice was mixed with the noise of the hair dryer, but Yun Yi listened carefully:

“Your request during the day may be fulfilled soon.”

(end of this chapter)