Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-04-05

Chapter 159 You can only eat one bite!

“My sister’s grades were not as good as mine at the beginning. She can go to Luoyang University, and I can write the papers with my feet!”

Yun Yi stepped on the short roadside teeth. , barely higher than Chen Shun.

“You’re not afraid of tickling when you write papers with your feet?”

“That’s right, in order to go to a university with someone, just bear with it.”

Yun Yi pulled his cuff out of Chen Shun’s hand and tossed it casually.

“Don’t when the time comes I’m on, you don’t, then I’ll definitely laugh at you for the rest of my life.” She looked stern.

It’s a joke, but in fact, it must be remembered this hatred.

Remember a lifetime of hatred.

She doesn’t want a long-distance relationship.

“You are underestimating me! You probably don’t know how terrifying dao cultivator is when he calms down!” Chen Shun looked at Yun Yi not to be outdone.

“Really?” Yun Yi laughed playfully.

She jumped off her teeth and approached Chen Shun.

“Then let me see what it looks like when you calm down.”

She leaned over slightly and put her ear on Chen Shun’s left chest, like I want to hear Chen Shun’s heartbeat.

Plop, plop, plop.

It’s clear that he jumps very fast.

“It looks like you can’t calm down~” She tilted her head sideways and looked at Chen Shun with a full of smiles.

“Yeah, I already have a Heart Demon.” Chen Shun replied resentfully.

It’s all my fault that this little witch turns around me every day.

“Heart Demon, what is that?” Yun Yi wondered.

“It’s you. When I dreamed of you for the first time, my Dao Heart almost collapsed.”

Recalling the first time I dreamed of Yun Yi , Chen Shun is still very scared.

“Dream me for the first time? So besides my nightmare magic, you dreamed of me?”

Yun Yi was surprised by Chen Shun’s statement.

She thought that the nightmare magic she set up would give Chen Shun a super novel experience, didn’t expect him to be this is not the first time!

Damn…I really want to know what he dreamed about the first time.

Do you want to find a way to get it out of his mouth?

“Nightmare magic?” Chen Shun frowned, looking at Yun Yi suspiciously.

“Huh?” Yun Yi was stunned.

Did she just mention nightmare magic?

It seems…that it really speaks out.

Yun Yi flicked his cuffs, stretched out his little hand, and covered his mouth firmly.

“So that dream in the second half is really just a ghost of you who cares about witches?” Chen Shun coldly said.

Yun Yi rolled his eyes, corner of the mouth raise, and looked up at the sky.

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“Doesn’t your conscience hurt with such filthy magic to such a pure Sword Immortal as me?”

“No, if you don’t believe me, you want to Touch it?” Yun Yi raised his chest slightly and winked at him.

Chen Shun just wanted to scold her for a few more words, but he was suddenly caught in his throat by his words.

“Really?”

“I lied to you.” She quickly zipped up Chen Shun’s jacket, covering her body.

Chen Shun’s eyes flashed with regret.

The crumb witch is real crumb.

I’m also really skilled at teasing people.

“Besides, what kind of filthy magic, how to say it, it’s obvious that you’re going to die, and you’re not satisfied with it…”

Yun Yi hurriedly prepared for his nightmare magic. To defend, it was clear that the dream was what Chen Shun liked, but he had to pretend to be aloof.

Speak upright and arrogant!

“I’m not, I don’t, don’t slander me indiscriminately, I’m an upright Sword Immortal.” Chen Shun raised his hand for three consecutive times.

“You just lie to yourself, my magic is constructed according to the most real desires in your heart!”

Chen Shun retorted palely, and was ruthlessly dismissed by Yun Yi. debunked.

“So, in your mind, apart from finding someone to fight, the rest is to treat me like this or that. Is it wrong for me to scold you as a pervert? Ang?”

“Did you know that there are actually four ways to write the word “fennel” for fennel beans?”

Chen Shun’s expression changed for a while, and finally he sneaked up to Yun Yi’s side and turned to her. Asked an unfathomable mystery question.

“hehe.” Yun Yi didn’t speak, just stepped on his teeth and looked down at him with a sneer.

I just watch your performance.

Chen Shun imitated Yun Yi, rolled his eyes, corner of the mouth raise, and looked up at the sky.

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It’s just that Chen Shun’s expression is just like the big teacher’s slap in the face, and it’s not cute at all.

On the contrary, it is extremely sand sculpture.

Yun Yi took a few steps away from Chen Shun in disgust.

“Okay, I’ve always been reluctant to admit it, but now I have a showdown, and I’m also an lsp.” Chen Shun was suddenly discouraged, and his head was lowered in despair.

He also likes the fragrant and soft body of the little witch.

“It’s not wrong for a man to be perverted at all. I admit it generously, how can I not follow you? Anyway, it’s just a dream. Next time you think about it, just tell me, and I’ll give it to you.

You cast…” Yun Yi softly comforted.

“What about you, since it’s a dream you set, then you in the dream also act according to your mind?”

“ah ha ha cough cough … this …” Yun Yi hesitated, unable to answer for a long time.

You’re right, Chen Shun, the idiot, she’s the one who’s been awake all the time.

That dream actually not only satisfied Chen Shun’s obsession, but also satisfied some of her own desires to a large extent.

“After all, I never imagined that a Yun Yi who didn’t know me at all would come out.” Chen Shun suddenly regained his senses, probably because he felt that he had discovered a blind spot.

“Hehe, you are very smart, Sherlock Holmes, if you say more, it won’t come into your dream next time.”

Yun Yi intends to end Chen in this way Shun triumphantly reasoned.

She knew that Chen Shun definitely wanted to experience that dream again.

“Hehe, do you think only your witch can dream spells? I have also learned the Taoist technique of “Ten Years of Dreams”, and when the time comes, I will secretly use it for you!”

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Chen Shun straightened his back proudly. He is a great cultivator, how could he lose to witch in terms of magic?

“”Ten years of big dreams”? Your ten years are not really ten years, are they?” Yun Yi asked inquisitively.

“Ten years is just a false point. In fact, it can be a hundred years or a thousand years. When the time comes, I will dive right into your dream, marry you and have children…”

Chen Shun each minding their own business began to describe what major events in life he would spend with Yun Yi in the ten years in the dream.

I didn’t notice it at all, and the witch’s face was getting redder and redder.

“Hmm… what about getting married and having children, bah.” Yun Yi’s face froze, and he lowered his head and took a sip.

Have a child… In the future, it seems that she can only give birth to a daughter for Chen Shun.

Maybe there is no way to give Chen Family a continuation of a small Young Sword Immortal…

Yun Yi was secretly distressed, feeling that her nightmare magic was a process, and Chen Shun’s Ten years of big dream is the result.

Perhaps, the combination of their dreams is a real life.

“Does this dream of you, the caster, retain your memory after waking up?” Yun Yi asked suddenly.

“This, of course, can keep the memory.” Chen Shun is very proud.

Yun Yi nods, and in his heart began to have a lot of expectations for Chen Shun secretly performing magic on himself.

I hope Chen Shun will not be too timid, and use it directly for yourself when you have the opportunity.

Also let yourself see what kind of interesting stories will happen between the two in the future.

Ten years must have been with him, right?

If it’s not him when the time comes, when I wake up, I have to grab him and beat him fiercely.

Complain about why he abandoned himself.

Not even in dreams!

“Then when will you use it for me?”

Yun Yi’s eyes were filled with anticipation.

Chen Shun frowned.

This little witch’s hobby is a bit unique. She likes to chew people in her dreams?

The previous dream was estimated to have only lasted two or three hours. If this was really a big dream for ten years, wouldn’t I let her gnaw on it for ten years?

It is also fortunate that her tongue is not like the fat tiger’s, without barbs, otherwise she would have to gnaw herself into bones.

“How about using it tonight?”

Yun Yi didn’t hold back at all, and even continuously urged Chen Shun to use spell on himself as soon as possible.

“If you let me use it, I’ll use it, then I’m very shameless.”

“Soon~” Yun Yi put on a sweet and greasy voice and called out softly. a sound.

Yun Yi’s airy cuff suddenly wrapped around Chen Shun’s arm.

She held Chen Shun tightly with her two little hands hidden in her cuffs.

Chen Shun got goosebumps all over and used all one’s strength on the toes of the soles.

Yun Yi just hugged Chen Shun’s arm and shook it, the slightly raised softness would occasionally squeeze Chen Shun, for a while Chen Shun didn’t know how to refuse.

“Why are you dreaming, my big dream is ten years, but it’s not as fun as your nightmare magic.” Chen Shun explained stiffly.

His big dream for ten years is more like the result of natural deduction of the future.

Although it will be subjectively affected by both the caster and the caste, it is not a big deal.

This is also related to the system of Chen Shun cultivation. Those who practice Taoism are more about deducing the future and capturing the secrets.

“How about I use nightmare magic on you, and then you use nightmares on me for ten years?” Yun Yi threw out a seemingly fair offer.

“…I’ll think about it.”

Chen Shun was lost in thought.

It doesn’t seem like a loss compared to buying and selling?

Chen Shun definitely likes Yun Yi’s magic more than his ten years of big dreams, and of course, the same is true for Yun Yi.

“Deal!” Chen Shun agreed with Yun Yi’s proposal with a pat on the leg.

Yun Yi nodded with satisfaction.

She wanted to see the day she and Chen Shun got their passports.

Unconsciously, the two had wandered to the riverside of the Luo City moat.

Yun Yi said he wanted to eat the food stalls at the end of the street.

Chen Shun said that one is unsanitary, and the other is that the two have just finished eating.

Yun Yi bulged, Chen Shun couldn’t do it, so he went to buy two biggest sausages and stuffed one into Yun Yi’s hand.

As for why I buy two, they are the largest size?

Because he was certain that Yun Yi couldn’t eat it, he would definitely leave it to himself in the end.

So rounded up, equivalent to buy it for yourself.

If you eat it yourself, it must be the largest sausage!

The surface of the river was rippled like fish scales one after another by the autumn wind, Yun Yi couldn’t help tightening his coat.

Chen Shun passed a warm Spiritual Qi.

The difference from the previous night talk under the embankment is that the grass on the embankment has begun to turn yellow, and many fallen leaves have fallen from nowhere.

It seems to remind everyone that autumn is here.

Under the dike, only the fishing guys in small groups didn’t seem to have changed much.

“By the way, when you dreamed of me for the first time, what did I do in the dream?”

“Cough…it’s nothing, just wake me up .”

“Wake you up?” Yun Yi took a bite of the sausage on his left, and looked at Chen Shun with complicated eyes.

She felt that Chen Shun was dishonest, and it certainly wasn’t as simple as waking him up.

He certainly didn’t say more important details!

Actually, when she was in the villa and slept in the same bed with him, she also wanted to wake up early and sweetly call Chen Shun to get up.

It’s a pity that this guy got up earlier than the chicken!

Yun Yi thought and took another bite of the sausage on the right hand.

This pure meat sausage covered in sauce is delicious, is it because Chen Shun bought it for himself?

Chen Shun expressed strong dissatisfaction with Yun Yi’s behavior of eating two sausages at the same time, but when he tried to grab the next sausage, he was almost bitten by the angry little witch. Angrily gave up.

Yun Yi said righteously, because of the bleak autumn wind, the sausages in his hands will soon be cold, if you don’t eat two at the same time, when the time comes the remaining one , it must be cold!

Chen Shun was speechless and could only stare at Yun Yi, hoping she would save some for himself.

This little witch has just eaten so much, how can it still be so good? Don’t be afraid of getting fat!

“I didn’t do anything else to you in my dream?” Yun Yi asked vaguely.

“Yes… yes…” Chen Shun laughed a few times, and used haha to fool him.

But the more Chen Shun hides, the more curious Yun Yi becomes.

“You tell me! I’m so anxious, did I kiss you?”

“That’s not…”

“Then why are you nervous? “Yun Yi rolled the eyes.

How exciting can it be without a kiss?

Yun Yi suddenly lost most of his interest.

“Ah, anyway, it was a huge shock to me at the time.”

“Oh…” Yun Yi chewed it.

It seems that Chen Shun is not going to talk about it, or go to Chen Shun and ask him in his dream when the time comes.

There are more means that you can use in your dreams.

As she was eating, she would see Chen Shun’s eyes from time to time, always floating on the grilled sausage in her hand.

This guy, Chen Shun, wants to eat grilled sausages?

Or, do you want to eat your own sausages?

Otherwise, why didn’t he buy it for himself when he was at first?

But now it looks so greedy?

“No, I’ll give you one bite, just one bite!” Yun Yi handed the roasted sausage on his right hand to Chen Shun.

“Really?”

“Of course, before I go back.” She hurriedly shook the sausage in her hand.

This sausage is really delicious, Yun Yi loves it.

Chen Shun quickly grabbed Yun Yi’s wrist.

In Yun Yi’s surprised eyes, he opened his bloody mouth wide open like a sacrificial bowl, and bit down most of the pure meat sausage in one bite.

The sound of teeth shredding casings is clear.

When Chen Shun released Yun Yi’s wrist, there was only a little bit of gut left on the bamboo stick.

“Well, good time.” Chen Shun’s cheeks were full and he gave Yun Yi a thumbs up.

Yun Yi stared absently at the bamboo stick in his hand that had suddenly lost most of its weight.

When the autumn wind blows, the bamboo stick will even sway with the autumn wind.

Somehow, Yun Yi felt grievances in his heart.

Although the sausages were bought by Chen Shun, he said it himself to give Chen Shun a bite.

But he! How could he eat it all in one bite?

Is he still the Chen Shun who likes him the most?

Yun Yi trembled slightly, her aggrieved eyes staring straight at Chen Shun.

Chen Shun suddenly felt a sense of guilt while watching.

“One bite…I really only took one bite…” Chen Shun raised his index finger, trying to prove that he really only took one bite.

But his mouth was so stuffed that he couldn’t even speak.

Yun Yi’s small mouth slumped.

I’m being lazy today, if I’m so short in the future, I’ll get a book friend to wear black silk and trample me to death!

(End of this chapter)