Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-09

Chapter 14 This is our baby

Wow, is it so scary to offend a cultivator?

Awesome!

Yun Yi looked at the back of the galloping young Divine Sea Mian, sighed in admiration, lowered his head and sucked a mouthful of milk:

“You treat him What did you do?”

Chen Shun shrugged:

“It’s just disturbing his spirit, it won’t cause him any harm, within this hour, he will think that I’m a certain yellow sponge living in a pineapple house on the beach in Beachburg…”

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun with a little wariness:

“If you want to Use this Taoism on me, I will bite you to death! I…I use black magic to turn you into a turtle!”

Chen Shun Of course it is impossible for Yun Yi to use this Taoism.

“Don’t worry, I won’t use this kind of Dao technique on someone I know.”

“By the way, Yun… Mr. Witch, what’s going on with Xiao Di today? ?”

When Yun Yi heard Chen Shun mention Xiao Di, he was discouraged.

“You also said that Xiao Di took a photo of us sitting together for dinner.”

“What’s so strange about that, why don’t we have a meal together.”

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“But she just happened to be taking food for you…”

“It’s just a misunderstanding, why don’t you explain it to her tomorrow?”

Yun Yi thought about Xiao Di’s psychological change when he saw Chen Shun inviting him to go home with him, and felt tired for a while.

“I don’t think I can explain it clearly…”

Chen Shun doesn’t think it’s a difficult matter. I’ll go home tomorrow and call Xiao Di together, and ask her to do it too. Drink milk tea and explain it clearly by the way.

“Tomorrow you call Xiao Di together, and I’ll explain to her.”

“Okay…”

The two of them were sipping milk tea, snoring and snoring. , and then unanimously picked it up, looked at it, and shook it.

No more.

Chen Shun smacked his mouth with a sigh of relief.

“Yun… Mr. witch, can you throw it for me?”

Yun Yi handed over the empty milk tea cup.

“Well, thank you.”

……

“It’s here, see you tomorrow, I’ll call Xiaodi tomorrow afternoon.”

“Well, see you tomorrow.”

“By the way, there are still six cups of milk tea, remember.”

“Got it, Lord witch!”

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After school on the second day, Yun Yi invited Xiao Di.

However, Xiaodi’s mind is full of Li Xunhuan’s classic scenes.

She also doesn’t know why Yiyi has the habit of sharing her boyfriend with others, which is too weird!

In the sunset, Chen Shun hugged Yiyi, and the two were talking ambiguous love words. At this time, he suddenly jumped out from the side and said tangled: “I’m sorry, I didn’t come at the right time…”

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Then Chen Shun smiled and said to himself: “No, you came at the right time.”

Immediately put himself in his arms, he and Yiyi were in front of Chen Shun’s chest Tie Tie…

“Ah…”

Xiao Di covered his face, which was steaming like boiling water.

Although Chen Shun in her impression is a very unreliable, active person who is flamboyant and whimsical every day, he is not similar to Li Xunhuan.

But the most similar thing between him and Li Xunhuan is that they are as handsome as their mothers!

Although Xiao Di has no feelings for Chen Shun, Xiao Di can’t guarantee that he can withstand this kind of scene.

“Ah…I’m sorry Yiyi, I’m short, breast…and small, I’m really not suitable…Let’s play with Li Mei…”

Yun Yi’s face turned black, and he almost wanted to use magic to enter this little loli’s spiritual world to see what this filthy girl was thinking about!

“You’re thinking too much, we just want to explain it to you…”

“Explain what? I don’t know anything…and I don’t want to know anything…you guys I won’t tell anyone about my XP…”

“Xiao Di! I’m angry!”

Xiao Di opened his fingers slightly, and saw Yiyi in front of him with a stern face. Staring at himself with a frown, this was weakly complied.

“I know Yiyi, can’t I go…”

“Hey…”

Yun Yi held her forehead, sighed.

……

……

“So, the three of you are also lovers?”

The elder sister, the clerk of the milk tea shop, crossed Waist, slim eyebrows, panting with rage looking at the three people in front of him.

Chen Shun touched Xiao Di’s head, who was almost not taller than the counter, and asked tentatively:

“This elder sister, have you ever thought about it, the three of us are actually Maybe it’s a family of three?”

Chen Shun pointed to himself: “I’m the father.”

He pointed to Yun Yi, who raised his chest, “She’s the mother.”

Finally, he crossed Xiao Di’s armpit and lifted Xiao Di up.

“This is our baby.”

Xiao Di also shouted in cooperation: “Aunt is good!”

Aunt? ? ?

The little elder sister’s chest heaved violently, she clenched her teeth tightly, and finally put on a “kind” smile and looked at Chen Shun.

“…younger brother, since you called me elder sister, guess how old is elder sister?”

Chen Shun secretly said something bad, and continued to test on the edge of death:

“The elder sister is so young, I think she should be less than thirty-five years old, right? As a younger brother, I am in my thirties, and I have a ten-year-old child, is it reasonable?”

“What? Thirty-five…?”

The little elder sister could barely speak.

Chen Shun looked at the little elder sister who had almost crawled out of the counter with her legs on her feet, and quickly apologized.

“elder sister, elder sister, I think you are only eighteen years old! I wish the elder sister to be eighteen forever!!”

The little elder sister didn’t split the skirt The risk of crawling out of the counter.

“Stop talking, hurry up and order! You don’t even get a discount for one cup!!”

Yun Yi thought for a while, then tried to hold Chen Shun’s arm, twisting Chen Shun’s waist.

“elder sister, we are really a couple, do you think we can get a discount for one cup?”

Then he nodded Xiao Di’s head.

“This guy is a third party who came to seduce my boyfriend.”

Xiaodi: ? ? ?

It’s okay to let yourself be a daughter, and now you want to be a mistress?

What is the temptation of the milk tea shop?

However, the clerk, the elder sister, no longer believed the nonsense of the three people in front of her, and only spit out a dirty word with a dark face for a long time.

“Go away…”

In the end, Chen Shun could only order three cups of milk tea at the original price of 36 yuan.

A cup of five-point sugar, slightly iced panda milk cap.

Two cups of pudding milk tea with full sugar and light ice.

“You two, do you like sweets?”

Chen Shun and Xiao Di were nodded.

Looking at Chen Shun and Xiao Di’s expressions of enjoyment, Yun Yi took a sip of the milk cap and suddenly felt that the milk tea in his hand was not fragrant.

Chen Shun and Xiao Di have different reasons for their sweet tooth.

Chen Shun simply likes sweets and supplies enough sugar to his body.

one move, two gains.

Xiao Di is because she heard that eating too much sweets will make her fat. She hopes that she can grow more fleshy.

At least, the place where the meat grows is longer.

However, it backfired. Xiao Di, who was almost an adult, stood on the ground with his chest almost perfectly perpendicular to the ground.

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(End of this chapter)