Accidentally Became a Taoist

    "Old man Tu, there's no reason for you to live long, so we have to live short, right? If it's not crossed out, it means we should live, what are you doing?"

    "I said, old man Chen, are you ninety-eight this year?"

     Junior, when I celebrate my birthday in the future, don’t say anything about longevity, isn’t that cursing me to die sooner?”

    Tu Feng was a little speechless, but thinking about it carefully, he is almost ninety years old. In the future, he really wants to talk about this matter with the younger generation in the family. In the future, I will wish him a happy birthday like Donghai and Nanshan. What a long life, this word is humiliating and bad luck to someone with a long life like him!

    Tu Feng glanced at Bai Shuhe, who was dancing a sword under the tree, and looked at the other party's neat skills, without feeling old at all: "This old lady Bai, why is she more active and young? There are no more wrinkles, and her hair is black and shiny, with more hair than young people. I thought before that she would not live for a few years, and I underestimated her. "

    Old man Chen snorted twice: "The swordsmanship that Mrs. Bai taught us is unusual, don't you feel it? Anyone who has practiced swordsmanship for a long time has all kinds of minor problems. Yes. Remember that Mrs. Xu has severe rheumatism and is often in so much pain that she can't walk?"

    "It seems to be the case." Tu Feng nodded.

    Old man Chen continued to point in the direction of the fountain: "Then look at the current Mrs. Xu, I'll be darling, she is playing a horse every day now, those little girls are not as good as her. ."

    Tu Feng also saw that the old lady Xu, who once bent over and cried out in pain, not only played the horse, but also played the golden rooster independent, any plank was not a problem. A handful of old bones, playing so well, and frightening her family.

    "I said, how can you all live like this?" Mr. Tu Feng was tangled with his thick little book, and he didn't know how many layers he had added. Go down, I can't hold this little book."

    "Okay, what are you doing with so much entanglement? Isn't it a good thing for everyone to live longer? Let's go, practice swords, it's been almost 20 years, if I don't practice for a day, my bones are uncomfortable. "Old man Chen said, and sighed again, "When the little ones in your family retire, let them come and practice, or they will be like me, the white-haired people will give away the black-haired people. The eldest and the second came, but they insisted not to come, because they were getting old, they didn’t exercise, they just lay in the house every day, and they disappeared in a few years.”

    Tu Feng comforted: "At least your youngest is still obedient. After retirement, didn't he practice with you every day?"

    Old man Chen was a little helpless: "It's just such a son, he must be pulled to practice, if he doesn't practice, I won't interrupt his dog legs."

    Tu Feng thinks, it's not easy to be the youngest of old Chen's family. He may be broken by his father when he is old.

    After Bai Shuhe finished practicing a set of swordsmanship, she felt the power in her body and smiled. In this life, she practiced relatively slowly, after all, she had to train her body at the same time. She heard the words of Mr. Tu Feng and others.

    It has been twenty years, if she is not wrong, her Xiaoyao Sect will soon have inner disciples.

    One day, old man Chen, the largest member of the senior group, suddenly felt the position of his dantian and sent out a scorching force, which made him jump up in fright.

    I didn't think much about it, I ran out of the room quickly, ran to the door of Bai Shuhe's house, knocked **** the door, and shouted in full anger: "Mr. Bai, something happened, something happened to me, come and see. what's going on."

    At the beginning, Bai Shuhe proposed to find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, apply for a piece of land, and build a headquarters for the Xiaoyao Wushu Museum. When summer comes, these old members can come to escape the heat. Later, every summer, they would choose to live here.

    Bai Shuhe proposed this because many of these old students should be able to cultivate true qi. These old students have a good foundation and are not afraid of unstable foundations. As long as they cultivate true qi, she will be able to teach them the real cultivation method.

    Old man Chen came to her, she was not surprised at all.

    Seeing that the other party was panicking and sweating profusely, she only opened the door a little and gave a seat: "Come in and talk."

    Bai Shuhe closed the door, and the old man Chen jumped in front of her, looking nervous: "Mr. Bai, it's not good, there may be something wrong with my body. I suddenly felt my stomach this morning, a little strange Strangely, it was hot inside, and it was still a little hot at the time. I was directly woken up by the burn. I felt like something was running around inside."

    He was almost 100 years old, wouldn't it be the last birthday when those ignorant juniors cursed him to live a hundred years, and the curse succeeded?

    Life is so beautiful, he wants to live another hundred years.

    He was not at all willing, his name was the first to be crossed out.

    "Mr. Bai, do you think this is a precursor to death, am I really going to die? But my health is very good, and the doctors said that it doesn't look like a person close to a hundred years old. "

    "There is a warm current running around here, right?" Bai Shuhe pointed at Old Man Chen's Dantian. Seeing that Old Man Chen was still in a daze, he asked again, "Right?"

    "Yes." The old man nodded quickly, with a worried face, "Do you know what's going on?"

    Bai Shuhe took out a small notebook and threw it to old man Chen: "From now on you will be the first inner disciple of Xiaoyao Sect, I know you have a lot of doubts, read the contents of this notebook , you understand everything."

    She is not at all afraid that old man Chen will not respond. If the other party knows the truth, he will only beg her to join.

    Sure enough, after Old Man Chen read everything, he was extremely excited. Seeing that Bai Shuhe was very hot, she bowed her hands to her and said, "Disciple Chen Rongbao pays respect to the sect master."

    "Very good, you are the first to cultivate infuriating energy, very good, then you are the great elder of our Xiaoyao Sect. In the future, if other people cultivate infuriating qi, you are responsible for them Lead the way."

    "Yes, the disciple obeys."

    Have never eaten pork before? Unexpectedly, he joined this mysterious organization.

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    Not only may she live forever, but she may even be an old **** in the future.

    Hahahahaha... That old guy Tu Feng, every day he is looking forward to his death, looking forward to cross out his name from the book. This time, the old boy is going to be disappointed. No, he has to go down, urge everyone to practice swords well, cultivate true qi as soon as possible, and then Shoubi Nanshan will make Old Man Tu's notebook thicker every year.

    After Bai Shuhe taught the exercises, Chen Rongbao left happily.

    From this day on, he practiced the exercise that Bai Shuhe gave him at night, and continued to practice that set of swordsmanship during the day. When I was free, I also urged other old students to practice swords well, and secretly told them that it would be beneficial to practice later.

    Tu Feng discovered Chen Rongbao's strange movement, although he didn't know what was going on, he thought it was right to practice more swordsmanship. The old members who have been able to persist for more than 20 years know the benefits and magical effects of this sword technique.

    Then, Chen Rongbao found out that Tu Feng worked harder than before, and hummed twice in his heart, this old man was treacherous.

    Unsurprisingly, Tu Feng was the second one to develop True Qi. Chen Rongbao gritted his teeth and showed him the way.

    Tu Feng knew the truth and became the second inner disciple of Xiaoyao Sect. He looked at the increasingly thick notebook in front of him and worried. Seeing him worried, Chen Rongbao was happy.

    "Second Elder, you look very distressed."

    Tu Feng looked at Bai Shuhe speechlessly: "Sect Master, everyone is working so hard, I don't think any of the names in the notebook can be crossed out."

    "Then it's better to make a register and record all the lists. Our sect will definitely do this in the future, and this matter will be left to you. When the time comes, there will be more and more people, It’s definitely more troublesome to count, so be prepared now.”

    "Okay, leave this to me."

    The next year, Tu Feng abandoned his small notebooks and carried a backpack at all times, which contained a lightweight laptop.

    He opened the table and looked at everyone triumphantly: "Come on, how many are there, do you think I can't do table statistics?"

    This year, Bai Shuhe is ninety years old.

    Members of Xiaoyao Sect held a grand 90th birthday for her.

    She sat in the position of the birthday star, with almost no wrinkles on her face, her hair was black and shiny, wearing a robe, and her hair was tied with a wooden hairpin.

    In front of her, there were two people with old faces and said to her: "Mom, I wish you a long... Oh no, I wish you a blessing like the East Sea, and a long life like Nanshan."