Abyss Express

[A Side - The Ultimate Insult]

After Wood Plucker left the cabinet, Victor took a few cassettes out of his pocket and listed them on his desk.

Boss: "What is this?"

Viktor tapped on one of the boxes—the stickers on the tape were written in bright red with a marker.

[FE204863 Ultimate Insult]

Victor: "Probably confidential."

The king hunter stretched his neck curiously: "What secret?"

The BOSS was furious at that time, hugging the tape and pointing to the door: "Get out! Get out!"

King Hunter: "What secrets can I not read? I have the highest authority."

BOSS: "This is an order! Get out!"

In Teacher Victor's playful eyes, King Hunter pouted and walked out of the cabinet resentfully and gloatingly.

Ao Han Mingde pushed the Walkman away and stuffed the tape into it, but he didn't dare to press the play button for a long time.

Victor: "A little nervous?"

BOSS: "A little bit."

Victor: "Not ready?"

BOSS: "Yeah"

Victor: "How about I press it for you?"

BOSS: "No no no no. No no no."

In this way, one person and one cat confronted each other for two minutes.

The BOSS thought for a long time, and finally summoned up the courage. He was about to press the dark red pyroxene switch, and wanted to hear what kind of terrifying recording was hidden in the tape with this explosive title.

As the WALKMAN started to work, there was a rustling sound from the broadcasting components.

It's like it's raining, and someone in the rain is walking towards Skydome Station.

Why is it called Tiandome Station?

For the great clock of Arthur's Tower kept rising and falling. City of Tears will regularly implement artificial rainfall procedures to carry out anti-virus work in every corner of the city.

"Boss, are you surprised to hear my voice again?" Liushisan's voice was so loud and powerful, like a proud son-in-law.

Ao Han Mingde quickly hit the pause button, and suddenly turned his head to stare at Victor.

"Where did you get this tape?"

Victor immediately replied: "After FE204863 disappeared, I found it in the tea table drawer in the terrace salon. It should be a message for you."

The BOSS looked complicated, and then asked: "Have you heard of it?"

Victor: "Of course I have."

BOSS sighed, and then continued to play the recording.

Liushisan's state is very strange, like pacing repeatedly on the platform of Tianqiong Station, the sound of sticky water from the collision of leather boots and floor tiles, and the mental outlook he deliberately displayed, all seem to be in a relationship with Ao Hanming. De Zuo mocked and ridiculed.

"When you find this tape, I have already passed away from this world."

"It took me three thousand three hundred and forty-three attempts to help you survive the harvest season and win this knight tournament."

"In the more than 17,000 attempts since then, escape routes have been devised."

"The quality of the armed employees this time is far beyond my imagination. They are not as lax as the people in FE204863. Most of these guys have anti-lost lanyards, and it becomes very difficult to snatch and steal guns."

"Do you have a clue? Could it be that there is a gangster in the station? He specializes in stealing the weapons of these employees?"

"All in all, it took me a lot of effort to escape from the emergency evacuation passage on the terrace. I dare not fight Jiang Xueming head-on - he is at the golden age of 23 years old, and his skills are far superior to my sixties. What a bad old man, and my only advantage is gone in front of [Fragrant Fantasy]."

"I can deceive others, I can deceive myself, but for you, dear Aohan Mingde - I will absolutely do what I say."

"In this strange parallel time and space, I can no longer find a specific goal in life. My last wish is to perform [the ultimate insult] on you——I must accomplish this."

"I succeeded and left this recording as evidence."

"Can you hear the sound of the rain in the background? Once again I defeated your Guangling Zhixi Special Forces, once again sneaked into the Nine Realms Station under the eyes of many VIPs, distracted the King Hunter, and sent you, a weak little The black cat stole."

"I'll take you to visit some large cemeteries in the City of Tears. You know, there are many half-dead monsters waiting for you-they were tortured to death by the gold guards. If you are lucky enough to live When I come down, I must hate you deeply, and I wish I could tear you apart and eat your flesh raw."

"Unfortunately, your luck is very good. During the harvest season, almost all passengers stop traveling and are stationed at the main station. There are no lucky ones in the cemetery."

"I will take you to the commercial street of the City of Tears. You remember there is a place called "Half-Circle Cat Cafe". If you are interested in this place, you can try to revisit the old place and drink a bottle of chocolate milk here. You can immediately grasp the familiar déjà vu.”

"I paid the money with the boss, and I want four leading actresses to serve you. They are all strong and strong, and they will hold you in a cage to torture and enjoy you."

"Maybe you're wondering why this boss didn't recognize your handsome face? Because I've dumbed you down a long time ago."

"After three full hours, you're ripped apart, like a limp rag doll. Judging from the broken teeth and blood in the cage, I'm very satisfied with the result."

"After all this, I just feel like there's a deep void inside."

"The chain of hatred was broken in an instant, and I have no other vision."

"Here I want to give you a few words of advice, Boss."

"King Hunter has a bad habit. She likes to go to room B3620 on the 36th floor, where you can see the portraits of the other four former kings. Once these portraits are stained or dirty due to dust, She’ll call the waiter to clean the paintings right away—she’ll leave for a while, walk away from you. That’s what I’ve learned from trial and error.”

"Nine Realms Station is between the two evacuation passages of B6 and B7. There is a firewall. It has failed and needs to be repaired."

"The old administrator likes to peek at the waiter's legs in front of the women's toilet. Don't ask me how I know."

"Victor is very sensitive to space-time disturbances, so he will try to use drugs to suppress this anxiety. Don't let him take too much melatonin and vitamin C, which will affect his intelligence."

"The lobby manager likes to ask the two new waiters from the customer service department to help him pack lunch. This is wrong-these two newcomers will feel inexplicably angry because of this incident, and then want to go to other trade transfer stations to have fun and become crazy People from the Butterfly Sect."

"There are fifty-seven employees at the general director's counter on shift, and fourteen girls feel anxious because they can't find a partner, because passengers and waiters are in pairs all day long, which makes people deformed with envy."

"In JoeStar's new bar, there are already three short-sighted young people who want to try to collect protection fees. They come from rare mansions. They are all good seedlings who have already turned into cocoons. They will achieve excellent results in the next championship. I It is recommended that you change the competition system and rewards of this Laoshizi competition."

"Time is running out, so I'll stop here."

"Next time [Silent Wind Point], I'll pack everything up and give up the idea of ​​running away."

"Don't know what's going to happen, I don't know—but I'm no longer afraid, I'm no longer in awe."

"Maybe Ouyang Yan can bring me new surprises. After all, he has a family. He has a wife and children. If he wants to have a second child, this little guy can be counted as a new life I created. Like Bu Meteor, It was a miracle I created."

"Will I be knocked out by Jiang Xueming's punch? Continue to live a life like a fairy in the fragrant dream?"

"Maybe be arrested by a more powerful soul power? End this life?"

"No matter which one, I'm already mentally prepared."

"At this moment, I am absolutely sure that I have defeated [regret medicine], and I will not run away again."

"I will arrange everything, do a good job, and then go to the salon tea by the terrace, find a suitable seat, and look at the stars and the moon."

"It would be great if I could see Bai Lu again."

"What will be waiting for me? I don't know, it's this kind of [not knowing] that makes me feel inexplicably at ease."

"Boss, don't think you won—"

"—Turn over the B side of the tape, and you will hear the whole [ultimate abuse] process in detail. Including my bargaining process with the owner of the cat cafe, the weather forecast at the sky station, and your screams, your weak Scream, your hysterical wail."

"Little cat, you are full of attractive essence!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

[B·Side——Wood and Wealth]

"Enough!" The BOSS stared at the WALKMAN in horror, its A-side had already been broadcast: "Enough. Enough is enough"

Teacher Victor didn't say a word, waiting for other questions from the boss.

Ao Han Mingde stared at the tape for a while, then at Victor for a while, his eyes changing frequently.

In the end, it took out the tape and was about to stretch out its sharp claws to destroy it, but it was stunned halfway, because of its strong curiosity, it was reluctant to do it.

Its head finally turned the corner—

"—what the hell is he thinking?"

At this point the tape was turned to side B and stuffed into the WALKMAN.

Sixty-three immediately began to applaud.

"Boss, you are doing well! You have overcome your shame."

"As a reward, I want to tell you something that you never knew. Only an undead like me who travels through time and space and pursues knowledge at different points in time can know."

"I come from the parallel time and space of FE204863, and I fully mastered the super power of [regret medicine] at the age of twenty-six."

"After 10,000 weddings with 9527, she has been in close contact with me and secretly provided me with information about the station."

"I have many, many teachers, and because of [regret medicine], I can learn from many people at the same time and take the knowledge to another time node."

"To put it simply, it's like going to the Chinese classroom to finish the class. I can turn back the time and go to other classrooms to complete other courses."

"Of all my teachers, the one I care about the most is Wood Pluck."

"He seems to know a lot about time travel. He also taught me the operation of using chocolate milk to adapt to space-time disturbance and gravitational acceleration."

"His soul power is called [Sexy Bomb]. Perhaps your understanding of him is limited to a train conductor who can create explosions, increase the energy utilization rate of pyroxene fuel by more than ten percent, and has rich experience in underground travel. But What I'm trying to say is—"

"—He is by no means as simple as you imagine."

"I was trained in SOG, KGB and SAS. Unlike Jiang Xueming of FE33031, our fighting skills are very different, almost two systems. Jiang Xueming's fighting style is more like the competitive skills learned from mixed martial arts. In the military, they learn simple and direct killing techniques."

"Especially SOG—there are many hidden stakes of the CIA in this team. During the gathering with these teachers and congressmen of the United States, I also inquired about Wood Pluck."

"He's probably a big guy [of the Philosophers' Foundation], and a big guy at that."

"He and Adams Viha next to Brother Ye Bei, that is, Chen Fugui, are not brothers."

"Their DNA samples are completely different. They are two races, two completely independent natural persons."

"Jiang Xueming once asked Wood Plaque why he looks exactly like Adams Vihar."

"I have the answer here—"

"—Because one of them has undergone plastic surgery, and it is a perfect copy from head to toe, one of them has become the [shadow warrior] of the other, just like the president's double, even if one of them dies due to an accident, there is still Backup President to fill in."

"Boss, you often listen to Wood Plaque's opinions because of his excellent administrative decision-making ability. He has helped you a lot behind the scenes. I don't want to provoke the relationship between you. I just want to tell you all these things .”

"These two people are the informants of the [Philosophers Foundation] who stayed on the Abyss Railway and Tianshu—they have the same appearance and similar body shape, like double clones arranged for spy missions in a special period."

"There are a pair of invisible hands helping you. They come from the [Philosophers Foundation], and they determine the order of the entire underground world and determine the direction of the future."

"We may temporarily feel at ease and indulge in the joy of the harvest season for the time being, but don't forget one thing, BOSS—your actions are for the sake of all mankind, and you are temporarily tied to a community of interests with all mankind, tied to the On a high-speed railway train."

"If one day, you have an unreasonable idea. I'm afraid Wood Plucker will press the detonation switch at the first time and detonate the bomb you can't see."

"It's the same for Tianshu. These psychic supermen also have a safety lock, and Adams Vihar quietly guards the poor beast."

"The only thing that can distinguish them is the Morpho butterfly tattoo on the neck, which is like identifying the numbers and emblems of the army's attributes."

"Good luck, Boss."

"My story is over, and yours is a long, long one."

"FE204863, FE204863, FE204863."

Then came the long wait—

— the sound of rain, bells, and music on the radio.

Two minutes passed.

Like a hidden recording on a tape, Liushisan spoke again.

"What are you waiting for?"

"Waiting for the detailed content of [Ultimate Insult]? BOSS?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

His Majesty the Demon King's message ends here.

Ao Han Mingde scratched his head, and asked Victor.

"Did he do it? Is what he told me [the ultimate insult] true?"

Victor: "That's all you care about?"

BOSS: "Yes, Mr. Plaque is a very mysterious guy to me. I have no hostility towards him. He is a great staff member who can arrange everything clearly. He is very capable and kind. Even if he is a special agent with a complicated background, I still trust him very much-I can guarantee that as long as my brain is not wattless, I will not have mentally handicapped thoughts of being an enemy of all mankind. But is [Ultimate Insult] true? , which is very important to me and may become my demon."

"Not this time." Victor assured the boss: "At least this time, I can't read anything about [the ultimate insult] in his mind."

The boss opened his mouth wide: "This time?"

"Yes." Victor's eyes became colder and colder: "When I turned the page forward, I could see many major events in his brain, among them."

BOSS: "Damn it."

Victor finally said.

"Perhaps Liushisan has used you as a tool to vent his anger, and has had fun countless times, but you don't know it."