Absolute Great Teacher

　　 Sun Mo was obsessed with the game of eating chicken for a while, and the fun of going home from get off work every day was to turn on the computer, start a game, reach the finals, and then kill his opponent with a shot.

　　 Say that cranes are also considered birds?

　　 Farewell, my 98K!

　　 Farewell, my two seconds 17 rounds!

　　 Farewell, my chicken!

　　 Sun Mo had distracting thoughts in his mind, but brute force broke out in his hand, and he threw a wooden knife.

　　Hoo!

　　 With the sound of breaking the wind, the wooden knife accurately shot the crane standing on the papaya lady.

　　 To be honest, the cultivator's eyes, reflex nerves, and explosive power are all first-class powerful. Throwing objects with bare hands is definitely a hit.

　　 Only this time, just when the wooden knife was about to hit the crane's head, the crane that was drinking with a flushed face and spraying alcohol actually stretched out its right wing.

Snapped!

　　 This wing covered with white feathers actually grabbed the fast-flying wooden knife abruptly, and then it danced a knife.

　　 quack!

　　 The unpleasant voice of the crane made a weird cry, and then jumped down from Lu Zhiruo's body, swooped, and rushed towards Sun Mo.

　　 "……"

　　 Sun Mo was dumbfounded.

　　 It felt like I was hitting the crazy dog ​​that chased and bit the little girl with a stick, which made Sun Mo feel absurd.

　　 "Who is a human being? Aren't you afraid of me?"

　　 This thought just flashed through my mind, the crane was already close, and the black ebony knife with a cracking wind sounded, and he pulled it off.

　　 If this is hit, it will definitely be hit.

　　Sun Mo retreats.

　　 Then the cranes rushed to attack, the wooden sword even flew up and down, playing a wave of extremely fierce attacks, very aggressive.

　　 "……"

　　 Am I dreaming?

　　 Sun Mo never thought that one day he would be bullied by a crane.

　　唰! Huh! Huh!

　　 The wooden knife carried an afterimage, and the knife did not leave Sun Mo's head.

　　 Ga!

　　 The crane screamed, and he belched a wine. A strong scent of alcohol came out directly, causing Sun Mo to have a headache.

　　 "Teacher, don't hurt it!"

　　 The papaya lady pleaded with the crane.

　　 Ga?

　　 Hearing these words, the crane was angry, I actually want this human being to be merciful? How blind are you? Believe it or not, I will blow his head right now?

　　 So the offensive of the cranes, instantly went up to another level.

　　 "What the **** is this broken bird?"

　　 Sun Mo frowned, subconsciously activated God's Insight, but a line of red letters popped out.

try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){}　　 Unable to read target information.

　　 "……"

　　 Sun Mo was speechless. As expected, the skills provided by the system were unreliable, so I still have to practice it myself in the future.

　　唰!

　　 The wooden knife brushed Sun Mo's nose with strong wind.

At this time, Sun Mo didn't dare to take it carelessly. The second stage and the third stage of the Great Universe Wuxiang Art were fully opened. Not only was the colored glaze body possessed, the flow of time around it also slowed down, as if pressing the slow button. .

　　 is standing next to the papaya girl. If you were hit by a broken bird, it would be too shameful.

　　 Sun Mo stepped on the wind king's **** step, and after dodge two consecutive knives, he suddenly jumped forward and bullied him, then Bodhidharma's fist slammed into the sky.

boom! boom! boom!

　　 The heavy fist collided with the wooden knife, and there was a burst of explosions.

　　 Ga!

　　 The cranes and monsters called, this human being is a bit powerful, but that’s okay. I drank alcohol today and I can fight very well. I will let you see my tricks later.

　　 But just as the crane retreated and was about to wait for Sun Mo's offensive to pause, and then attacked again to explode him, a big hand stretched out from behind like lightning without warning.

　　 唧!

　　 squeezed the crane's neck with a big hand, then lifted it up, followed with full strength, and poured it on the ground.

boom!

dusty.

　　 Ga!

　　 The crane is even more angry, dare to throw me?

　　Human, you are dead.

　　 Then the avatar of Unlimited Universe kept on hand, as if it had become a pile driver, and kept beating the broken bird.

boom! boom! boom!

　　 Soon, a big hole appeared on the ground, and the bird's feathers flew randomly.

　　 Ga!

　　 The crane is a little dazed.

　　 "Zhiruo, are you okay?"

　　 Sun Mo saw that the crane stopped moving, like a dead dog, hanging down, and then gave up the attack.

　　 "I'm fine, teacher, did you let it go?"

　　 Lu Zhiruo pleaded: "It must be unintentional to attack you."

　　 "I don't care about it, so I stewed it in soup today. If I haven't eaten cranes yet, I don't know if meat is not firewood?"

　　 Sun Mo is curious.

　　 Ga!

　　 Hearing this, the crane and monster screamed and stretched out their wings again, trying to pat Sun Mo's head.

　　 "Brother Xian, can you say a few words?"

　　 Lu Zhiruo persuades.

　　 "What does it say?"

　　Sun Mo knows that although the papaya girl does not speak the language of animals, there is no barrier to communication with the animals.

　　 "It...it..."

　　 Lu Zhiruo was dumbfounded.

　　 "Say it!"

　　Sun Mo urged.

try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){}　　 "Brother Xian said, he drank too little today, otherwise you will never win him."

　　 After the papaya lady said, she looked at the crane with a shocked expression: "You still drink less? This is only a day and a half, right? The cellars in the wine cellar below have been drunk by you for more than half."

　　Lu Zhiruo is not a stingy person, especially for small animals. Even if she only has one steamed bun, she will give them more than half.

　　 But Brother Xian is too much. Those wines are the treasure of the old principal. If you drink it like this, the teacher will definitely be the teacher.

　　 Ga!

　　 The crane screamed unpleasantly, and stretched out its wings, trying to hit the papaya lady.

　　 "What does it say?"

　　 Sun Mo thinks there must be nothing good.

　　 "It said that this fairy bird drank many fine wines and wines from many immortal gates in Kyushu, Central Earth. It is the honor of those mortal heads. What happened to your few jars of broken wine?"

　　 Lu Zhiruo finished explaining, and asked curiously: "What is the fairy gate?"

　　 "Do you believe this guy who is bragging?"

　　 Sun Mo rolled his eyes~www.readwn.com~ He knew that in this world, because of the existence of spiritual energy, human beings can cultivate to the powerful realm of moving mountains and reclaiming the sea, but it is nonsense to say that they want to fly to be immortals.

　　 "No matter what, go to boil hot water, first scald it and pluck it, tonight I will eat it three times, barbecue, stir fry, and stew!"

　　 Sun Mo is really angry.

　　 The wine cellar under the villa was visited by Sun Mo. Although he didn't know the wine in it, the old principal is a saint. It can be collected by him. Could it be rubbish?

　　 was half drunk by this broken bird?

　　 Even if you are really a fairy bird, I will stew you tonight and eat chicken!

　　 "What are you doing in a daze? Go boiling water?"

　　Sun Mo urged.

　　 "Teacher, you can't eat it!"

　　 Lu Zhi is in a hurry.

　　 "Why?"

　　 Sun Mo puzzled.

　　 "Because it is your psychic beast!"

　　 Papaya Niang explained that if this were not the case, Lu Zhiruo would not allow Brother Xian to drink so many fine wines.

"What?"

　　 Sun Mo was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but look at the broken bird that was slipping away in his hand. Because of a violent fall, this guy had long lost the handsome appearance of Fengshen. Instead, the bird's hair was messy and dusty.

　　 Especially when drinking too much alcohol, a pair of eyes, there is no half of the spirit, clearly is a drunk drunk, people hate people, dogs hate dogs.

　　 "Is this guy my psychic beast?"

　　 Sun Mo's brows were frowning tightly, enough to kill a sea crab. How many children's lollipops did I **** from my last life to make God treat me like this?