A Woman Disguises Herself As a Man and Enters the Men’s Dormitory To Be the Pet of the Villain

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After persuading Gu Lan for a long time, she finally persuaded Yun Zhe to go away, and she walked to the corner of the street where there was a black shop rumored on the Internet, and was "lucky" to meet the little brother who distributed the leaflets.

Seeing Gu Lan's looks and temperament, the little brother tried his best to sell various washing, cutting and drying suits for Gu Lan. He also said that Gu Lan was the lucky customer of the third anniversary, so he gave Gu Lan a 10% discount.

Gu Lan was very happy when she heard that she was a "lucky customer". She decided to live up to her lucky name and went to the washing, cutting and blowing shop. She looked at the washing table and said to the little brother who washed her hair.

"I advise you to calm down. I am very lucky today, and I am afraid that this luck will be contagious to you."

The little brother didn't take it seriously, he looked at Gu Lan at this moment, but he didn't treat Gu Lan as a person, but as a fat sheep.

It's not been a year since this barbershop forced to buy and sell. Who hasn't made dirty money in the black shop? There may be some exceptions, but that's really not what Gu Lan considers, after all, she just wants to be a lucky customer.

So, ten minutes later, Gu Lan called the police again.

"The facilities are not up to standard. The water was overheated when I was washing my hair, the hair dryer exploded, and the ceiling even fell down. The barber attempted to kill someone and almost used scissors to cut a hole in my celestial cover."

Gu Lan was on the phone with a helpless expression on her face, and everyone in the black shop was about to cry!

What kind of evil spirit is this!

This is what she said, but it's not like that!

Shampooing this handsome guy’s hair, the machine was over-charged. The boy who was washing his hands was stunned at first, and then this evil spirit wanted to sit on a chair. The chair broke, and a passing customer almost fell on him.

The barber shop became a mess. Fortunately, the handsome guy didn't wash his hair. In order to appease the handsome guy, the barber still wanted to blow-dry his hair for styling, but the hair dryer blew up.

What's even more outrageous is that the prefabricated ceiling on the ceiling fell directly...

Everyone in the Quanhei shop was crying, and the shop owner dragged the person who brought Gu Lan over and cursed non-stop.

"What did you say. You said he was a lucky customer? Can he be called lucky?! This is simply a bastard!"

When Gu Lan heard this, she hung up the call to the police and looked at the shop assistants with a surprised expression, "How can you think so? I'm using my life to test and make mistakes for you!"

"Without me, your shampoo will not be able to charge? This means that your circuit has been aging long ago. If I don't, I will electrify others."

"Without me, the hair dryer wouldn't explode? This means that the quality of the hair dryer you bought is not good. If it doesn't explode now, it will explode then."

"The ceiling fell, that's your problem too! It's okay to hit me, I didn't die, if it hits someone else, it's murder."

The people around Gu Lan were stunned for a while, the shopkeeper thought about it carefully, "It seems... makes sense."

This kind of thing would be dead for others, but for this handsome guy, at least he is still alive...

Gu Lan said, "Then thank me soon."

The shop owner and a few employees haven't quite reacted yet, but Gu Lan said it so confidently, they subconsciously said, "Thank you."

Gu Lan stood in the messy store and waved her hand, "You're welcome. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Right."

The store owner listened for a long time, until the siren sounded outside the door, he finally understood what was wrong, "Forgive me and forgive me. You helped our store find many problems, but you are fine, why did you call the police?!"

Gu Lan looked surprised, "I've said it all. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? I definitely won't go to hell, you guys will go to hell."

Shopkeepers and shop assistants:  …

Back at the police station again, Gu Lan stated all this again. The people in the police station looked at Gu Lan strangely, and they couldn't help persuading her.

"You'd better not go out today. Your luck is a bit outrageous."

Gu Lan said, "In fact, extreme bad luck is also a kind of luck. Have you ever heard of it? Gu Lan bought it instead, and the villa is near the sea."

"It means that I have some money, and you can sell whatever stocks I buy. If I sell you, you can buy them, and you will definitely make money."

Hearing what Gu Lan said, everyone laughed, and Gu Lan also laughed.

Only An Momo, who arranged everything in the dark, was really going crazy.

She couldn't understand why Gu Lan could still laugh when she arranged so many bad and unlucky things?

After much deliberation, An Momo understood!

"It's all because Gu Lan is not dead! These things can't kill her at all, so she is smiling so happily!"

"It's all because these things are too weak! Murderers can't kill her, loan sharks can't bully her, and even a ceiling smash can't hurt her! Can a terrible natural disaster be caused?"

"Earthquakes, tsunamis, infectious diseases..."

The system endured An Momo's nonsense for a whole day, and it couldn't take it anymore, and the voice of the baby was also a little irritated.

"Enough! You know what you're talking about? You are the protagonist here, with the aura of the protagonist, and I can even give you the ability to dominate the world, but look, you just messed up the world."

"Do you think it's normal for so many bad things to happen?"

An Momo was extremely upset. She was still taking the exam, but her heart was no longer on the exam, and she didn't fill in the papers. Regardless of whether she worked hard or not, she was the heroine and would save the day.

The only thing preventing her from achieving a good life is Gu Lan.

Gu Lan prevents her from attacking the villains in the 444 dormitory, which is the biggest threat to her.

An Momo said to the system in her heart, "It's not normal... But it's not incomprehensible, right? Then everyone will know that Gu Lan is an unlucky person, so stay away from him..."

When the system heard this, it almost died of anger.

This world is originally a love story between a silly, sweet and soft heroine who is dressed as a schoolmaster and a domineering president who is dressed in school turf. Many supporting roles support her.

But in a real crisis, what can she do?

It's useless for the system to be angry, so it can only educate An Momo slowly, hoping to be saved, "Why do you think Gu Lan didn't die?"

An Momo said, "She must also have a system, right? She is stronger than me! I said why there are so many restrictions in this world. It would be nice if it was the end of the world or science fiction. I will definitely let her die clearly."

The system was silent for a while before saying, "If it was that kind of world, you would have died earlier. Your straightforward threats are useless at all. Instead, she used them."

"Gu Lan is not happy because these things can't kill her, but because she is happy that these things can't kill her."

Anmo couldn't understand, and she was already dissatisfied with the system.

She couldn't accept her series of failures, so she was going to blame the system for the failure, "The systems of other people's homes provide clues and help, and they will hurt the heroine."

"Why do you speak so awkwardly? You think I'm wrong, you can tell me gently, don't be so fierce."

The system was silent again, and it took a long time before it tried to speak slowly and patiently.

"In short, it was Gu Lan who predicted your prediction. You were too anxious to go out and stab her with a knife."

"True despair is to give hope to the other party, let fate be like a rope that strangles the neck, and only die when you realize it."

"You have to slowly deprive her of what she loves the most, so that she can't get what she wants, and give her despair by doing this."

An listened silently and earnestly. She put down her pen in the examination room and thought carefully, "If you say this, you tell me her favorite thing, and we will re-weave despair for him!"

An Momo's eyes lit up, "You're right, I really shouldn't be so reckless, let her see through my tricks. Tell me quickly, what Gu Lan cares most about."

An Momo didn't expect that when she asked this question, the system was silent for a long, long time before she spoke.

"Gu Lan likes to eat, fight, and beauties."

An Momo understood, "It's a lust, a beauty trick! I can do this! I can do it."

The system was silent again, "Didn't I tell you? Gu Lan is a woman."

Anmo stood up in an instant, and she couldn't help but growled, "What, Gu Lan is a woman?!"

At this time, during the exam, a beautiful woman suddenly slapped the table in shock and shouted "Gu Lan is a woman". Even though An Momo's heroine halo is so powerful, everyone couldn't help but look at her with surprise.

Anmo smiled embarrassingly, and sat back in her seat, her heart suddenly brightened——

"Gu Lan disguised herself as a man? That's great! So what right does she have to go back to dormitory 444! I'll ruin her reputation!"

The system couldn't bear to hit An Momo, but it still couldn't help but speak.

"Gu Lan herself doesn't want to stay in dormitory 444. If you don't let her go back, she will be happier..."

Now, An Momo was also silent.

After a long time, An Momo sighed wildly in her heart, "Who is this Gu Lan! Is she a devil!"

Gu Lan always felt that someone was thinking about her, but she didn't care. Although she was plagued by bad luck, it could be messed up in a sense. After all, this was the "fate" arranged for her by someone.

Lie down when it's time to lie down, and don't do homework if you can. Gu Lan is absolutely not hypocritical in this regard.

Coming out of the 444 dormitory, Gu Lan didn't have any regrets.

When she was in school, she first went to dormitory 444 to find "same kind", so that the original owner, the hero Xiao Hui, would be ashamed, and she also entered many dreams.

The dream was very refreshing and exciting, and Gu Lan enjoyed it very much.

However, it is too exciting and leads to lack of sleep. If you can not go, it is also very good.

Gu Lan was in a good mood, whistling, walking happily on the street, and at the same time did not forget to send a message to Yun Zhe.

She asked Yun Zhe to use computer technology to hack today's invigilator's cell phone, as well as the building lights in the corridor of the invigilator's house and all the connected appliances at home.

In this era, the third uncle said that the human heart is more terrifying than ghosts.

Gu Lan has a faster way to create fear.

After all, people who have ghosts in their hearts are more afraid of ghosts.

Gu Lan and Yun Zhe designed a "haunted plan" in which when the invigilator came home to sleep at night, all the lights in the house would automatically turn on, and then flash and flash, and the mobile phone would automatically play supernatural music as if ghosts were dancing.

Make sure that the invigilator understands what is called "Gu Lan's Curse".

After tossing and tossing, Gu Lan is also a little tired. To be honest, the most fatal problem for her in this world is that she dare not sleep.

When she is awake, she can still deal with various crises, but when she is asleep, she probably doesn't even know how she died.

This is definitely not an option, why not...

Gu Lan picked up her mobile phone and rummaged through the address book, and found Xu Huanwen's contact information. She still remembered that Xu Huanwen's bed in the dream was big, soft and fragrant.

Xu Huanwen's dream also had delicious food and beautiful women, it was like a resort.

Gu Lan was tired, UU reading www.uukanshu.com wanted to find Xu Huanwen to rest, when she took out her mobile phone to make a call, a cold hand stretched out towards Gu Lan beside her.

Gu Lan, who was used to the danger, dodged subconsciously.

The man's gentle voice came, "Don't be afraid, it's me."

Gu Lan looked sideways, Jing Yunkui stood in the light, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, he looked at her quietly with an air of abstinence and gentleness.

Jing Yunkui's outstretched hand was wearing a transparent glove, with slender fingers. After seeing Gu Lan dodging, he withdrew his hand, and the light-colored lips curved into a smile, revealing a natural gentleness.

Jing Yunkui's attitude is like reuniting with Gu Lan's old friend on the street, and Jing Yunkui obviously came here for Gu Lan.

Gu Lan didn't understand fun at all, she didn't want to go to the mental hospital to see the **** when she was so tired, so she raised her mobile phone and said to Jing Yunkui.

"Oh, what a coincidence, sorry, I have an appointment tonight."