A Woman Disguises Herself As a Man and Enters the Men’s Dormitory To Be the Pet of the Villain

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Jing Yunkui could not restrain his excitement.

And Gu Lan couldn't restrain herself—

Gu Lan Jing Yunkui pinched her chin, obviously in an ambiguous gesture, but she raised her hand to touch Jing Yunkui's forehead, and said involuntarily.

"I feel that you are getting sicker. What is a prisoner? Prisoner of Azkaban (one of the Harry Potter series)? You want to lock me up with a wizard? Is there still There are wizards and Muggles?"

Gu Lan's eyes sparkled with curiosity and excitement.

She is really curious.

Roommates are just like Doraemon, it's so exciting, you can have different feelings every day!

Jing Yunkui: ...

He actually wanted to communicate normally with Gu Lan?

Jing Yunkui let go of his hand, couldn't help but sighed softly, "Forget it..."

Gu Lan shook her head seriously, "I can't forget it!"

Jing Yunkui looked sideways at Gu Lan, he took off the gloves on his hands and was about to throw them away, but Gu Lan was holding on to the window, as if trying to get in, and at the same time said seriously.

"Split personality shouldn't be a disease, it's just one person pretending to have two personalities. But if these two personalities are both mentally ill, I suggest you go and treat them."

Jing Yunkui stopped taking off his gloves, and he looked at Gu Lan with a tangled gaze that couldn't conceal his surprise and smile, and after a while, he said pertinently.

"I think Hua Yin's idea of ​​using your brain for research is reasonable."

Gu Lan felt very happy hearing this, she couldn't help touching her head with gentle and affectionate movements like caressing.

"If you say that, I'm relieved."

"Actually, I'm quite worried. After all, people like me can still run on the ground after death. In the known field, there are living dead who resurrect their bodies, zombies, and zombies."

"Even if my body stinks, I don't want to be a zombie. Do you know why not?"

Jing Yunkui didn't expect that there would be an interactive session. Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't answer at all, but at this time he somehow found it interesting that this guy was alive and kicking even though he was dead.

Moreover, he seems to have extraordinary patience with Gu Lan.

So Jing Yunkui put on new gloves on himself slowly, and at the same time asked Gu Lan in a gentle voice like teasing a child.

"why?"

Gu Lan patted her head and smiled proudly, "Because zombies have no brains! You and Jing Yunkui are sure that I have brains, so I must not be a zombie. Hahaha!"

Jing Yunkui felt that the joke was a little cold, he stared at Gu Lan for a while, and sighed softly.

"It's stupid to be smart."

"By the way, why were you eavesdropping outside the car just now?"

Jing Yunkui asked this question just to change the subject, otherwise he wanted to laugh, but Gu Lan said that she really didn't want to eavesdrop, it's just that Jing Yunkui's split personality was too involved and he didn't see her.

On this point, the convenience store father and son who were dragged down by her talking nonsense may be able to testify.

At this moment, Gu Lan remembered the father and son who had been dragged down by her. When she turned her head to look at them, the salesman fell to the ground foaming at the mouth in fright.

The store manager was paralyzed and his hands were shaking, "You... cannibal... Zombies cannibalize people! You ate the driver! Help... help! Help! Ah-!"

The warm and harmonious scene where Gu Lan pokes her head in and talks to Jing Yunkui is like a large-scale horror movie scene in the eyes of the convenience store father and son!

Imagine, a ghost, poking its head into the driver's seat of a car—

Gu Lan understands the misunderstanding, but she doesn't bother to deal with it, as long as the other party doesn't get scared to death, that's fine.

After all, if you are scared to death, there is no way to continue to be scared.

Gu Lan tried to drag the father and son to Jing Yunkui's car. Jing Yunkui frowned as he looked at the traces of yellow and transparent liquid left on the ground after being dragged.

As a clean freak, he can't accept this kind of thing at all.

He didn't even dare to take a deep breath, feeling that the strange smell in the air could kill him.

Jing Yunkui closed the car window, and said hurriedly to Gu Lan who opened the passenger door, "Don't let him in. I'll give you the address, and you can find the hospital by yourself."

After speaking, Jing Yunkui threw a business card to Gu Lan.

Gu Lan was very hurt in her heart, "If people see this kind of thing, they will call the police, right?"

"That's not going to work."

Jing Yunkui frowned, "Then go grab a car."

Gu Lan refused, "I am a good citizen."

Jing Yunkui looked at the half-dead man in Gu Lan's hands, and didn't ask whether Gu Lan's words made any sense. He just said, "You figure it out yourself, I'll go first."

Gu Lan asked seriously.

"where are you going?"

Jing Yunkui replied, "Washing the car..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Lan took the salesman with wet and yellow stinky trousers and threw him on the back seat of the car at a speed that Jing Yunkui didn't even have time to stop.

Jing Yunkui was about to go crazy, his face immediately darkened, he opened the door and got out of the car.

This is the effect Gu Lan wanted.

There was a sweet smile on the corner of Gu Lan's upturned lips, and she tried to show a happy expression on her stiff face, "Since you are ready to wash the car, let's wash it after delivering it."

Gu Lan was not afraid of Jing Yunkui hitting her at all, anyway, she was not afraid of pain or death, so she threw the convenience store owner into the back of the car and opened the driver's door.

"It's better now. You get out of the car. I'll drive to the hospital to take them there. Then I'll wash the car and pick you up again. Isn't it beautiful?"

"Don't thank me, my name is Huo Lei Feng."

Jing Yunkui: ...!

Jing Yunkui's hands were tightly clenched into fists by his side, his face was gloomy, but he didn't have any urge to go back to his car.

It was too stinky for him to take it.

He absolutely must disinfect this car three times, wash it at least four times, and then destroy it.

So Gu Lan drove away. Jing Yunkui stood there with a gloomy face. After the back of the car disappeared, he stood on the side of the road and directly pulled a driver who was parked on the side of the road to make a phone call out of the car window. .

The driver was stunned, but when he saw the hospital gown on Jing Yunkui, he cursed angrily.

"You escaped from a mental hospital?!"

Jing Yunkui frowned with a cold face, took out the spray from his pocket, opened the door with gloved hands, picked up the disinfectant spray and sprayed it on the inside of the car.

The driver was even more angry, "You! What are you doing! This is my car! I want to call the police—"

Jing Yunkui turned his head and sprayed the driver's face. At the same time, he took out a handful of money in a transparent bag from his pocket and threw the money to the man.

"Here are the euros, and you spend them on two new cars."

The driver was stunned by this surprise. He looked at the money and then at Jing Yunkui, and couldn't help but say, "So it's a rich patient. This...isn't that embarrassing."

As he spoke, the driver quickly put the money into his pocket.

His second-hand car is worthless at all, only 20,000 yuan, and he can use the money the other party gave him to pay the down payment for the house.

The driver looked at Jing Yunkui's busy figure, his conscience ached, and he felt that it was too hard for the benefactor to work so hard, so he asked considerately.

"Where are you going? I can see you off."

Jing Yunkui said coldly, UU reading www.uukanshu. com "No, I live in the No. 2 General Hospital on the outskirts of the city."

After speaking, after Jing Yunkui checked the car again, he found that he still couldn't stand this kind of car, so he should walk to the hospital!

Jing Yunkui thought, he didn't want the car, and left directly.

The driver looked at Jing Yunkui's back and quietly looked at the money in his arms, wanting to kowtow to Jing Yunkui.

"God of Wealth! This is God of Wealth! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket at one o'clock today! If I have a chance, I'll go to the hospital to thank this patient..."

"Forget it, if he regrets it and wants to get the money back, it won't be good. I'd better avoid his hospital."

Thinking about it, the driver took out his mobile phone and searched for the location of the hospital where Jing Yunkui was. After entering it, he was dumbfounded.

"The No. 2 Psychiatric Hospital on the outskirts of the city... closed down a long time ago! It's haunted!"

The driver suddenly felt a gust of wind, "I can't be...Damn it...Ah-!"