A Woman Disguises Herself As a Man and Enters the Men’s Dormitory To Be the Pet of the Villain

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Xu Huanwen's heart beat uncontrollably and quickly, and his heart throbbed because of Gu Lan's words.

He always thought that flirting was what he was best at.

After all, he has experienced the reincarnation of the same dream countless times. Every time he sees Wen Qiqi, his body will be out of control. He watches his body act as a bystander and speaks nasty words.

He thought he had learned it.

He has never been tempted, but he has witnessed that his person has become a **** persona, and has become a "bitter lover who turned bad for Wen Qiqi".

He thought that when he got along with Gu Lan, he was the active side. He thought that because the place where he lived was like a testing ground, he had long been disappointed in his relationship, and his heart was already impregnable.

But I don't know, just a word from Gu Lan, even if there are thousands of troops waiting in his heart, he can be defeated in an instant.

Gu Lan found that Xu Huanwen's expression was not quite right, she thought about it, maybe Xu Huanwen's mind was not working well because of other people's consciousness, she shouldn't be afraid of trouble and be too lazy to speak so as to be brief.

She still has to take care of some special groups.

So Gu Lan explained, "I mean, this world consciousness that controls destiny may also be jealous of your good looks, so it makes your destiny like this."

"Strictly speaking, what you look like is determined by your parents and science, not theology."

It's a miracle of genes.

It is the meeting of the X and Y chromosomes.

Xu Huanwen understood what Gu Lan said, but he was still in a state of being teased and confused, and he didn't know what he nodded and said. When he fully recovered, he was already sitting in the car and arrived at a house. Looks like a lively food stall side.

Gu Lan held the steering wheel with her hands, raised her eyebrows and saw Xu Huanwen sitting in the co-pilot through the rearview mirror, and said with a smile.

"You are finally sober, let me praise you a few words, you are flying like a fairy?"

Xu Huanwen felt a little guilty, so he also smiled, with a flirtatious smile as usual, "How is that possible, it's just that I'm not feeling well today, so I feel a little uncomfortable."

Xu Huanwen knew that he was the one driving the car, but when Gu Lan saw that he was in a daze, she stared at the front without realizing it, fearing that she would die together, so she drove by herself.

The roadside food stalls are full of people.

The aroma of barbecue blends with the smell of wine, and even the white smoke from the grill is very market-like.

Of course, this kind of aura is completely incompatible with Xu Huanwen's limited-edition luxury car and his high-end suit.

This kind of incompatibility made him attract the attention of almost half of the food stalls as soon as he got out of the car.

Especially the sight of women and some young men.

"Wow handsome guy!"

"Two handsome guys!"

"Let's be rich!"

"Are they a couple?"

"This car must have a price of 10 million yuan. I seem to have seen it on a certain music."

"Limited to three units worldwide!"

People were clamoring, and more and more people were looking at Xu Huanwen and Gu Lan, most of them were gossipy eyes, and most people would feel uncomfortable being looked at like this.

But obviously, Xu Huanwen and Gu Lan are both ordinary people.

Gu Lan doesn't care what others think, she does what she should do, what she likes to do, she is staring at the skewers on the street, her stomach growls unconsciously.

good~hungry~ah~

Gu Lan felt that she was about to turn into a wolf, and she felt that she could eat at least ten strings of kidneys in one sitting—no, twenty strings!

Gu Lan walked towards the stall owner of the food stall.

Xu Huanwen looked at Gu Lan quietly. He realized that he used to hate being stared at, because the gossiping eyes that thought he and Wen Qiqi were a couple made him feel sick.

But at this moment, he suddenly wanted to hear more from the people around him.

Talk more about him and Gu Lan, gossip about him and Gu Lan more, doubt more...

He was happy to hear that.

Xu Huanwen raised his eyes to look at Gu Lan, this girl was full of ruffian, and her indistinguishable temperament made her handsome and beautiful.

There were many people in the food stall, and they were all reduced to her back, while the barbecue stall in front of her was emitting white smoke, and her smile was faintly visible. This scene was like a painting, imprinted in Xu Huanwen's eyes, and also imprinted in Xu Huanwen's eyes. heart.

He looked at Gu Lan, Gu Lan turned her head, waved to Xu Huanwen, and asked loudly.

"Hey brother, how many strings of kidneys do you want?"

Xu Huanwen was an orphan when he was a child. Although he is now a rich second generation, he used to be a person who had to work hard to earn money by himself even buying snacks from roadside stalls.

Xu Huanwen walked towards Gu Lan with a smile. He stood behind Gu Lan, looked down at Gu Lan and said with a low smile.

"I'll eat more, Bubu?"

The owner of the barbecue stall was a fat, shirtless man in his thirties. He couldn't help winking when he heard Xu Huanwen's words, "It's done, we can mend our kidneys."

"Bring a few more strings to ensure that your glory will not fall!"

The owner of the barbecue stall had a loud voice, which was heard by all the guests near the barbecue stall.

They looked at Xu Huanwen, then at the young man who was very close to Xu Huanwen, and began to gossip while drinking.

"Looks like the rich second generation also eats kidneys!"

"The rich second generation play with women a lot, they must be fake. Unlike us, there is only a yellow-faced woman in the family, who can't be fake if she thinks about it. She can only drink. Who understands the bitterness of a middle-aged man?"

"It made me really want to have two strings."

Xu Huanwen felt a little dissatisfied when he heard these discussions.

He has such a close relationship with Gu Lan, and these people still say that he plays with women?

If you want to play, you have to play with men, right?

No eyesight at all.

Gu Lan didn't understand what kind of strange thoughts Xu Huanwen had at this time, and Gu Lan said seriously to the owner of the barbecue stand, "Your glory will not fall! That's fine! I want to make it up too! Then come ten more skewers!" "

"Sausage, mutton and beef, chicken wings, all kinds of fish balls, shrimp balls, tribute balls, lamb loin, lamb tendons, chicken necks, chicken gizzards, chicken tenderloin, and sheep penis, ten each!"

"There are also squid, cuttlefish, shrimp, snail meat, dried fish fillets, crab, scallops, fresh shellfish..."

Gu Lan looked at the dishes on the barbecue stand and ordered them all.

Behind her, Xu Huanwen paid Gu Lan the bill, and after Gu Lan finished ordering, he said, "What drink do you want?"

Gu Lan turned to look at Xu Huanwen, "Drink? Draft beer, of course! Barbecue has no soul if you don't drink beer."

Xu Huanwen bent over to Gu Lan's ear and whispered, "Girls should drink something warm, it's good for your health, otherwise you will have a stomachache in the future if you come to be a big aunt."

Girls are biologically different from boys.

Xu Huanwen knew that Gu Lan was a girl, and girls would come to be her aunt, but Gu Lan obviously couldn't take care of herself at all.

Xu Huanwen had unknowingly worried about Gu Lan.

Gu Lan gets a headache when she mentions her aunt.

She especially wanted to go to the Immortal Cultivation Interface and learn how to "slash the red dragon with a sword", so that she could become menopausal without pain and side effects.

In her previous life, Gu Lan lived a chic and unrestrained life, but when she came to her aunt, she was in so much pain that she felt like she was going to lose half her life every time, and her aunt was not regular.

She doesn't have much money for medical treatment, so she suffers from pain.

Every time she survived, she felt that her life was a little harder.

Who says men are stronger than women?

A woman bleeds every month, and she is really strong if she doesn't die from the pain.

When it comes to her aunt Gu Lan, her mood is not very good. She also doubts that since her body is disguised as a man, will she stop coming to her aunt?

Of course, this is just Gu Lan's guess.

She mentioned that her aunt was in a bad mood.

Xu Huanwen sighed softly, and said to the owner of the barbecue stall, "Is there any hot milk?"

Gu Lan was numb.

She, a dignified person who can burn the village by herself and torture ghosts with her bare hands, actually eats barbecue and does not drink cold beer because she is afraid of her aunt's pain?

Gu Lan said to the boss, "Don't pay attention to him, cold draft beer! The kind with the biggest bucket!"

Xu Huanwen looked at Gu Lan with eyes full of pampering that he didn't realize, and he said to the boss, "I'll pay the bill, listen to me. Warm the milk."

Gu Lan was in a hurry, she put her hands in her pockets to get the money—

Then I found out that I was penniless.

Forehead…

(⊙o⊙)...

It turns out that she has no money, so is she eating and drinking for nothing now?

As a prostitute, Gu Lan is very self-conscious about prostitution, "I'll return the money to you. I want it, ice! Squeeze! Beer! I won't drink if it's not iced!"

Gu Lan has never been wronged like this since she was so old!

The grill boss is clearly conflicted.

These two people are obviously flirting, what he said is inappropriate, let them solve the problems of the young couple, and the young couple can solve it by themselves...

Wait, why are two men a young couple? !

The barbecue owner seemed to wake up suddenly, his eyes turned "coloured" when he looked at Gu Lan and Xu Huanwen - his eyes turned yellow.

Gu Lan didn't listen to Xu Huanwen, she was a customer, even if the boss didn't bring her beer, couldn't she get it herself?

Gu Lan didn't talk to Xu Huanwen, turned around and walked directly to the place where the draft beer was placed, and went up and took a big can.

Xu Huanwen shook his head.

If Gu Lan is loved as a girl, it will be a bit of a headache.

But looking at Gu Lan's eyes, I guess it will be very uncomfortable when I come to my aunt...

How can you not love yourself?

Xu Huanwen was by Gu Lan's side. He knew that it would be impossible to use force. After all, how could he be willing to hurt Gu Lan?

Of course, his inability to beat Gu Lan is also a very important reason.

Xu Huan persuaded in a warm voice, "Drinking draft beer, we must have a soul when we eat barbecue. But is it okay to drink warm? I don't want your aunt to come to you when you are in danger and feel overwhelmed."

"In that case, what should we do?"

In fact, Xu Huanwen felt that this persuasion was not very effective.

If Gu Lan comes to Auntie, everyone including Yan Xiao, Hua Yin, Jing Yunkui, Yun Zhe and himself will definitely do their best to protect Gu Lan and try not to let her get hurt.

It's just that Gu Lan, who is very stubborn, heard this sentence, and Xu Huanwen's persuasion really listened to Gu Lan.

Indeed, if she didn't protect her body well, she would really die.

Hmm...didn't expect that drinking cold beer could become a weakness.

Under Xu Huanwen's somewhat surprised gaze, Gu Lan obediently put down the cold beer, and said with some regret, "I really never hope for world peace more than now."

"When there is peace, I can drink in comfort."

"In that case, I drink a cup of hot milk to salute the soldiers and thank them for allowing us to sleep peacefully."

Gu Lan sighed, her gaze casually fell on the side of the road.

Cars passed by on the side of the road, Gu Lan's eyesight was excellent, she suddenly saw an extremely familiar face with violet hair in the passenger seat of a car.

"Why is he here?!"