A Race to The Top

Chapter 106: Inhumane ┃ so miserable that it is almost inhumane!

Ji Meng's body stiffened: "What do you want to eat?"

"That's it! You know!" After Ling Xiaolu finished speaking, he licked his upper lip with the tip of his tongue, looking impatient.

Ji Meng was staring at him with hungry eyes, and his mood was complicated.

Ling Xiaolu shook him: "Could it be, where are you hiding? Get it out!"

He touched Ji Meng's waist as he said, but because of his blurred vision, he always touched it astray.

Ji Meng's expression became more and more difficult to express.

Seeing him motionless, Ling Xiaolu thought that Ji Meng wanted to speak again.

"Didn't you promise to give me delicious food? Is it possible that you have already eaten Lei Lulu?"

Lei Lulu, who was playing not far away, keenly caught the words "leilulu" and "eating", and rushed to the door with a "chuo", leaning against the door, and protruding a round head.

Ji Meng shook his spirits and woke up, "What are you talking about?"

"That's it!" Ling Xiaolu said with his hands in the air, with his tongue out, "When you negotiated with my master and Hao Jiu that day, the very fragrant meatballs you took out!"

Ji Meng: "..."

Ling Xiaolu decided that Ji Meng didn't want to eat it for him, so he just started by himself.

"If you don't give it to me, I will find it myself."

He fumbled around Ji Meng's waist, but he couldn't open his bag.

Ji Meng felt angry when he touched him, and clasped his wrist fiercely: "How can you touch me to open it!"

Ling Xiaolu suddenly realized: "Oh! Right, right!"

He changed his hand and patted his waist. He shared Ji Meng's bag, and Ji Meng's bag was his bag.

"Where is it?" he muttered, looking at everything that is flowery, "the stuff in your bag is so messy."

"That's too much! It's not messy! Forget it, I'll get it for you!"

"No!" Ling Xiaolu became stubborn, "I want to find it myself!"

He reached in and fumbled, not knowing what he grabbed and came out: "Is it this?"

Ji Mengyi couldn't help but: "Don't touch that!"

"That's it! I smell the fragrance!" Ling Xiaolu was very sure.

"Don't move!" Ji Meng went to grab it, and Ling Xiaolu stepped back. The small paper bag in his hand spread out, and the ecstasy inside was scattered all over the sky.

"Cough cough cough... I tell you not to move!" Ji Meng fanned the yellow powder in front of him, "Lei Lulu! Take it!"

Lei Lulu disappeared with a "bang".

Lei Lulu was put away, but Ling Xiaolu couldn't put it away, he especially breathed deeply intoxicated there.

"It smells so good, it smells so good."

The particles of Ecstasy rushed into his respiratory tract, playing a role under the power of the collar.

Ling Xiaolu, whose cheeks were flushed from drunkenness, was flushed like a ripe apple, and his limp body fell towards Ji Meng.

Ji Meng panicked: "You, don't make trouble! What are you doing!"

"Husband~" Ling Xiaolu's voice when she acted like a baby made people's bones shattered.

How could Ji Meng be able to resist this, especially Ling Xiaolu was still rubbing him on top of the fire, directly igniting people.

"I'm so hot..."

"You calm me down!"

Ji Meng is hurriedly restraining people. It is not that Liu Xiahui sits in a hurry, but that there are strict rules in the game. As long as the party is not allowed in a sober state, those who "take advantage of the danger" will get the lightning strike package service. If Ling Xiaolu continues to look like this, Ji Meng will really be gone!

At this time, Ling Xiaolu didn't know what calmness was, and he put his hands on Ji Meng, his two legs wrapped around each other like an octopus. He has been practicing dancing for many years, his body is soft beyond imagination, and he can cope with any tricky postures. This may be a good thing in normal times, but now it is a fatal temptation for Ji Meng.

"Hurry up and get me offline!" Ji Meng violently shook Ling Xiaolu's shoulder.

"No~" Ling Xiaolu refused, and said, "I want~"

"You want my life!"

Ji Meng's teeth were itchy with hatred, Ling Xiaolu rushed forward again, and Ji Meng released the Rooting Curse at the moment.

Ling Xiaolu finally stopped moving honestly, and Ji Meng breathed a sigh of relief.

He pressed the person down and lay down, Ling Xiaolu stopped a little bit and was able to speak.

"Why can't I move?"

"You are tied up!" Ji Meng said viciously.

"I, I didn't see the rope."

"invisible!"

Ling Xiaolu really believed: "Oh."

Ji Meng looked at the time, and the duration of Ecstasy was about five minutes. After this period of time, he was liberated. In the future, you should not let Ling Xiaolu drink any more!

Ling Xiaolu couldn't move his body, his mouth was not honest, and he mumbled nonsense.

Ji Meng can't understand most of the content, and occasionally understanding a sentence or two can make him angry.

"My friend, can't you?"

"shut up!"

When the effect of the medicine finally passed, Ling Xiaolu finally fell asleep deeply, and Ji Meng collapsed, as if fighting a tough battle.

In the early morning of the next day, Ling Xiaolu rubbed his eyes and woke up from his sleep.

The environment is very familiar, and the people lying face to face with him are also very familiar, but he can't remember how he got here.

"Wake up?" The person in front of him asked with a cold face. Ling Xiaolu fell asleep after teasing, but he was teased sober for most of the night.

Ling Xiaolu scratched his hair: "Am I drunk again?"

"What do you mean?"

He covered his head: "The head doesn't hurt."

"It's hard to say after offline." Ji Mengliang said.

"How did I come back, why don't I have any impression?"

"I also want to know, is your alcohol consumption calculated by the drop? How can you break it when you drink so little?" It's rare in the world.

"Am I not embarrassed in front of my classmates?"

"That's not true. After I found you drunk, I took you away in advance."

Ling Xiaolu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Ji Meng got up from the bed: "Are you thirsty? I'll get you water."

Ling Xiaolu was really thirsty, maybe because he ate too much dessert the night before, and even the fruit wine he drank was sweet and greasy.

After receiving the water glass that Ji Meng handed over, he didn't think too much, and drank it with his head up.

"There is still boiled water in the game."

"Specially prepared for you."

Ling Xiaolu:?

"Your mother asked you to drink more hot water."

Ling Xiaolu:? ? ?

"Who?"

"your mom."

Ling Xiaolu's eyes widened, his eyes straight.

"My mother told me to drink more hot water, how would you know?"

"She told me personally."

"How could she know you?"

"You introduced it to her personally." Ji Meng can finally avenge his last night's revenge, admiring his reaction like watching a good show.

Ling Xiaolu drank water to hide his confusion, only to realize that the cup was empty.

He blinked: "How did I introduce you?"

"Mom, this is my boyfriend. Isn't he handsome?" Ji Meng repeated verbatim, "Stutter a little bit better than this, after all, you are drunk."

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

He couldn't believe that he said this.

"Where's my dad? Does my dad know?"

"Uncles and aunts seem to have a good relationship."

Ling Xiaolu covered his face and couldn't believe what he did after drinking.

His family is a democratic family. To be precise, the work characteristics of their parents make them spend at least two-thirds of their time on the boat each year. Even if they want to strictly discipline Ling Xiaolu, they are beyond reach, so they simply give him freedom and let him grow savagely. .

Ling Xiaolu has a very good relationship with his parents. Even if the time is not long, he is not unfamiliar with him. He takes the initiative to talk to them about everything.

Although they know that their parents will not point fingers at his love life, when a child always wants to reserve some space for himself, at least he will not introduce the other half to his parents as soon as he is dating, making it as if he is about to talk about major life events at such a young age.

Ling Xiaolu called up his mobile phone interface in the game, and sure enough there was a message from his mother.

Mom: Drink plenty of hot water. Don't drink too much alcohol, drink indiscriminately.

Mom: PS: The child looks good, talks less, and is honest. I know you are under more competitive pressure, don't be discouraged, come on, son!

Ling Xiaolu:...

He wants to tell his mother that if his feelings are in place, he will be messy even if he drinks hot water.

Ji Meng guessed that he was probably looking at messages sent from home.

"Auntie's newsletter?"

"My mother asked me to drink more hot water and said that I have more competitive pressure? What does she mean?"

Ji masked expressionlessly: "You said yesterday that millions of people lined up to call my husband, maybe my aunt took it seriously."

Ling Xiaolu: "..."

His tangled eyebrows were pitiful and funny. Ji Meng couldn't help but want to laugh, but he couldn't reveal his pride. He deliberately kept his face straight and made him look like a victim of "I was tortured hard by you".

Ling Xiaolu struggled for a while, and lowered his head mumudi: "Okay, at least it's not ashamed to go outside."

They are all from my own family, and it's a big deal to laugh at him for several years or more. He knows the **** he is a man, and the stupid things he committed when he was a child have been talked about until now.

"Right," Ling Xiaolu carefully looked up at him: "I will introduce you to my parents, don't you mind?"

Ji Mengbai glanced at him: "What do I mind?"

But it would be even better if he could be mentally prepared in advance.

"It was originally just a matter between two people. It would be very complicated to let the parents know. If there is nothing to do, you should always care about it. If you are not together in the future, you will worry about how to explain it."

Ji Meng's face went black immediately: "What do you mean in case you are not together?"

"What if you dump me?"

"How can there be so many cases?" Ji Meng choked.

"Just talk."

"I can't talk about it! If you talk nonsense, I will post your video online."

Ling Xiaolu wondered again: "What video?"

Ji Meng silently dragged the holographic screen out. He imported the video data into the game last night, so that Ling Xiaolu could appreciate his heroic posture as soon as he woke up.

Ling Xiaolu was shocked by the ballet dancer himself in the video, and he even saw the smell of drunken fist in the ballet step, almost ascending to heaven on the spot.

He has always been brooding about the fact that he wanted to learn hip-hop but was sent to a ballet class by his parents. He kept it secret. He thought he was a black history of life. Even the high school students who had a good relationship with him didn’t know that he still had this.” Talent".

Who expected a drunkenness, not only the underwear was lifted, but also ironclad evidence.

"You dare to send it out," Ling Xiaolu threatened him, "If you dare to send it out, I will..."

"What are you doing?"

Ling Xiaolu was stiff for a long time, but suddenly softened: "Husband~"

He rushed over to please Ji Meng: "Delete it, delete it, I'll beat your shoulders."

Ji Meng was unmoved on the surface, but deep in his heart.

"Call your husband when you ask me for something, and call my friend when you have nothing to do."

"Hey, the whole world calls you husband, there is nothing new, and it doesn't show my special status."

"Then what's new?"

Ling Xiaolu stopped the small fist punching his shoulder, and thought about it seriously: "Wife!"

Ji was so angry that he pushed the man onto the bed.

"What are you doing," Ling Xiaolu was overjoyed, "Is there nothing new in this? I'm the only person in the world who calls you that, how highly recognizable."

Ji Meng saw that he was dying to clean up, holding him down and tickling frantically: "You say it again?"

Ling Xiaolu laughed so badly that he couldn't say a word.

The two people quarreled for a long time, stopped panting, and tacitly used the 30-second intermission to adjust their breathing.

Ling Xiaolu slowly calmed down, staring at Ji Meng's face intently, and spoke very seriously:

"My wife I love you."

He thought he would be beaten again, but Ji Meng, who was sitting on him, suddenly leaned down and exchanged a long, lingering kiss with him.

Ling Xiaolu closed his eyes to cater, the breath of the two intertwined, from calm to warm.

The temperature in the room increased sharply.

Ling Xiaolu opened his eyes unconsciously during the breathing room, and realized that there was a red virtual button in the upper right corner that he had never seen before.

His attention was diverted, and he kept aiming in the direction of the button while kissing.

He didn't know what it was, curiosity flooded his brain.

Ji Meng let go of his red and swollen lips, and he has a tendency to explore further down.

Ling Xiaolu finally couldn't help it, quietly stretched out his hand, and pressed the aiming button.

"what!"

Hearing only the sound of thunder, followed by a scream, the person on him turned off the bed, knelt on the ground, curled up in a ball.

Ling Xiaolu sat up in fright. Before asking what was going on with Ji Meng, two GMs wearing game security uniforms appeared in the room out of thin air.

"Hello, did you call the police just now?"

"Report, call the police?" Ling Xiaolu was dumbfounded.

"If someone in the game wants to plot against you, an alarm button will automatically appear on the virtual interface. Could you just press the alarm button?"

Ling Xiaolu glanced awkwardly towards the bed, Ji Meng leaned on the ground and raised his head to look at him angrily, covering his lower body with both hands.

This look looked funny and pitiful, Ling Xiaolu hurriedly got out of bed to help him, wanting to laugh and distressed.

"Sorry, I didn't know there was such a thoughtful function in the game, I just tried to click it."

"Really?" Two dedicated GMs were particularly responsible. "If this player has ever done anything to insult you, we will ban his game account."

"Of course not," Ling Xiaolu quickly denied, helping Ji Meng who was struck by lightning from the ground, and explained, "He is my boyfriend."

Ji Meng turned his head vigorously, not wanting to be seen in his face by GM.

Ling Xiaolu smiled, this move is comparable to stealing a bell, and Xinshan is afraid that few GMs don't know who this is.

The two GMs who have received professional training and will not laugh no matter how funny they encounter are suffocated with a smile:

"Then you won't bother the two players, if you have other needs, please feel free to call us."

"Even if your hands are controlled, you can still call the police. Just stare at the button and say the alarm password three times."

"No need, no need." Ling Xiaolu shook his head repeatedly.

"I wish you a happy game."

The GMs came and went fast, and disappeared in an instant.

Ji Meng's pain has not disappeared, lying on the bed in anger, leaving only a back view of Ling Xiaolu.

Ling Xiaolu flattered and apologized behind his back, rubbing his shoulders and beating his back again.

"I don't know what that is, I just want to try it."

Ji Meng's neck stubbornly ignored people. I pretended to be angry when I was teasing Ling Xiaolu just now. I was really angry now!

He has found out, with this person, maybe he will be a virgin all his life!

"Am I wrong? Did it break? Show me, or I will rub it for you, maybe you won't be able to use it anymore."

Ji Meng's male self-esteem was hit, and he grabbed the hand that Ling Xiaolu reached in front of him to prevent him from going crazy.

"Don't make trouble."

Let Ling Xiaolu check whether his lower body is injured. Will he still be a human being in the future?

"Then you are not angry?"

Ji Meng won't let go, don't start: "Very angry!"

Can any man be struck by lightning when he is excited? The heroic wind has been split!

Ling Xiaolu endured a smile: "It just happens to verify that the security of your game is very good. It is worthy of praise."

"Huh!" Ji Meng was determined not to be moved by his rhetoric.

"Then you said how can you calm down," Ling Xiaolu swayed his body, "you said, I promise you all."

Ji Meng let him shake.

"friend."

"..."

"Husband."

"..."

"Papa Ji."

Seeing Ling Xiaolu shouting more and more outrageous, Ji Meng said silently, "Whatever I say?"

"of course!"

Ji Meng stretched out his hand, pressed Ling Xiaolu's head down, and said a few words into his ear.

"Huh?" Ling Xiaolu looked embarrassed when he understood, "Is this bad?"

Ji Meng turned back to lie down again: "Forget it."

"Don't." Ling Xiaolu reached out to pull him again, biting his lower lip and hesitating, "Okay, okay, I promise you."

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