A certain scientific Naruto

To say that Jiraiya is a ninja who is lustful to the core, this description is not accurate and comprehensive.

How could it be just down to his bones? This is a character who even has lecherous factors accumulated in his cholesterol.

The character is soaked into the internal organs.

A long time ago, Jiraiya was a lustful young man. Now he is a lustful uncle, and in the future he will become a lustful old man.

Lust is not a disease, lust kills people...

Of course, with such a level of hobby, it would be very life-threatening if his sexual behavior was discovered.

Jiraiya was at fault, but the misfortune he encountered in this incident was purely accidental. His peeping was a small mistake. The bigger mistake was that he met such a magical pair of master and disciple.

First, his peeping behavior was exposed by the good-hearted Hagoromo, and the angry crowd caused Jiraiya third-degree scratches.

Second, Jiraiya's injuries were treated by Kushina, so the third-level abrasions are likely to become third-level disfigurement.

From the perspective of industrial engineering, this is called a two-stop one-stop service. You are responsible for digging holes and I am responsible for burying them. The two completed a tacit cooperation without knowing each other.

But Hagoromo was still too careless. At that time, he was probably in a state of confusion after waking up, and he was relatively relaxed in Konoha, so 80% of his IQ was not online, so he only focused on invisibility without responding to questions. The voice is disguised.

He didn't expect to meet Jiraiya again so soon, and what's even more tragic is that Jiraiya also recorded the culprit's voice...

But even if this matter was serious, it was just a prank, and after figuring out Hagoromo's identity, Jiraiya couldn't really do anything to Hagoromo because of such a joke-like thing.

As a Kage-level strongman and a senior ninja from the same village, he still has the courage.

But he was still depressed after all.

Jiraiya actually wanted to educate Hagoromo above the level of persuasion, but unfortunately, this idea was ruthlessly made by Kushina.

Kushina applied the guardian skill to her disciple, the art of Konoha's good master.

Jiraiya-sensei, to be honest, I think Hagoromo did nothing wrong. Besides, how old are you? Why do you still do these extremely boring things every day? Is this kind of thing so interesting?

Interesting, that's what Jiraiya was thinking at this moment.

Interestingly, at this moment, the answer that came to Yuyi's mind was this.

Interesting, at this moment, these are the two words Minato dared not say until he died.

Kushina would not understand the psychology of male ninjas. She thought Minato and Hagoromo were on her side, but in fact those three were the ones who had the same understanding with each other... They stood together. From a male human standpoint.

In short, they all still admitted that Kushina's words were very educational.

Moreover, being taught like this by Kushina, a junior, made Jiraiya a little embarrassed and a little depressed.

Kushina glanced at Minato, and then strengthened a belief that existed before. Although Minato and Jiraiya were also masters and apprentices, and not masters and apprentices in the general sense, they must make a clean break with Jiraiya in terms of life style. .

Jiraiya glanced at Minato, the meaning was obvious, this is the time to help him say something nice, right?

But Minato smiled, pretending not to see Jiraiya's eyes asking for help.

Minato was a smart man and knew that if he spoke for Jiraiya at this time, he would probably be involved. He didn't want to be attacked indiscriminately by Kushina.

Regardless of how great a Hokage Namikaze Minato will become in the future, before that, he has already gone further and further on the road of wife management... well, respecting women.

Ahem...

Hagoromo also spoke. He still knew how to read people's emotions. At this time, he still had to give Jiraiya a step down.

Uncle Jiraiya...

Here Hagoromo used a very familiar tone and used the title uncle.

Is there any flaw in the seniority here? Well, not at all.

I'm really sorry for what happened before. I really didn't know that the person who was peeping was you, otherwise I definitely wouldn't have exposed you...

From the point of view of the teacher-teacher system, we are our own people. Next time, next time I will help you cover...

Hagoromo, right? I have heard Minato describe you before. Judging from that information, I have sufficient reason to judge that you yelled when you recognized who I was.

In terms of character setting, is Jiraiya such a skeptical ninja?

Moreover, Hagoromo glanced sideways at Minato. What kind of indescribable description did Minato-senpai give him? What was Jiraiya's first impression of him?

It's hard to say.

What, let's just get over this issue. They are all matters that belong to personal interests and hobbies. We should seek common ground while reserving differences.

Yuyi quickly stopped the topic. Is there any point in discussing this?

Kushina didn't respond to his words for the time being. She first packed up the medicine box on the table casually, then stood up from Jiraiya. After giving up the seat, she sat next to Minato. .

Hagoromo, sit down.

Huh? Oh. Hagoromo followed his words and sat in the seat where Kushina had just been. From here, he could smell the smell of the medicine - let's call it that - wafting out of Jiraiya's face.

Well, it does smell like medicine, which shows that subjectively Kushina has no intention of poisoning Jiraiya...

Hagoromo, I heard that you performed very well on the battlefield and almost killed the Kazekage?

After Hagoromo sat down, Kushina asked with a slightly curious tone.

Exploded to death...this is too exaggerated.

In fact, Kushina still knew the general information, especially Hagoromo's performance on the battlefield. Although she was in Konoha, these were the things she focused on.

After all, Yuyi is her only disciple, and she is still very concerned about his safety.

However, she still wanted to hear Yuyi describe what happened at that time.

This...how could an attack of that level kill Feng Ying? At most, the suddenness of the attack would probably cause some damage to him. Judging from the condition I saw of Feng Ying a few days later, there was nothing wrong with him. of.

Hagororo was sweating. He wanted to kill a shadow-level strongman with a bird egg. This was probably quite a challenging thing.

I didn't know the attack capabilities of my psychic beast at all before. Otherwise, I should have been able to make a more thorough plan and achieve better combat effects... But it's a pity that at that time, after all, I It has only been a few days since the contract was signed, and I still don’t understand the fighting methods of these psychic beasts.”