Apocalyptic Dragonborn Lord

Chapter 113 The Taunt from the Lord

Seeing that the opponent had reimbursed [-] people before the fight started, Stannis began to feel that he could win the title of junior war enthusiast.

"Haha, Carrot, how about the genius plan I made!" He proudly showed off.

"Boss is wise." Robert complimented without losing the opportunity.

But the boss on the opposite side didn't think so. Morton's face was almost distorted with anger. He didn't care if so many people died, because these thieves and rascals were not his main force in the first place, they were just bows and arrows in the opposite lord's army. Hands are very tricky, the range of those bows looks like 400 meters, he doesn't want his people to run 400 meters to meet the bows and arrows on this grassland.

"What advice do you have?" Morton asked that little guy, Jabotai, the only guy in his group of bandits who still had some brains.

This nomad from the eastern Hele tribe stroked his beard that was as thin as a sword, rolled his slender eyes, and quickly thought of a countermeasure.

"Boss, if there are more hunters, it means that there will be fewer prey. I just saw that almost four-fifths of them are shooting arrows, which means that there must be very few of them who can fight hand-to-hand. A wolf without fangs is just a wolf." They are only prey to be slaughtered, as long as we can safely approach them, it is enough to defeat them."

Morton nodded. In fact, he usually nodded whenever Jabotai spoke. This cunning oriental man always used his huge head to come up with countless tricks.

"Then how do you approach it?"

Zhe Botai looked back at the crowd, "I found that everyone actually has shields, but this is not enough to block the arrows. There are so many logs here, why not make some shields to move forward towards them."

"Good idea!" Morton gave him a thumbs up. Now, it's the turn of these bandits to switch careers and become engineers.

Qi Weini's position in the distance.

"What are they doing?" Stannis was full of curiosity as he saw that the enemy hadn't attacked for a long time, but was busy digging and sawing there.

Robert shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.

Stannis began to have a bad feeling, so he asked the others, "Do you know what those guys are doing? Why are you playing sawing logs instead of calling?"

Batesmore, who was eating this bowl of rice, was the first to react, "They are making fenders, and covering them with water-soaked felt blankets can stop most bows and arrows. This is often used during siege."

"No way!" Stannis didn't expect that these idiots and bandits would make tools like monkeys. If they made the fender well and carried it to kill him, then his bow and arrow would be completely useless.

"Besides, they will definitely slow down when they move forward with these heavy planks. When they reach the swamp, they will definitely have enough time to discover the trap we set up." The mercenary captain made another stab.

Stannis almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and now the situation was reversed in an instant. He was still full of confidence and felt that the end could come at any time.

What's even more exasperating is that his subordinates didn't look anxious at all, as if these unfavorable things didn't surprise them.

"Hey, can you stop watching them prepare their weapons and kill them so calmly, and think of a way to reverse it!" Stannis yelled like a monkey with his butt on fire.

But those guys still looked at ease, and Robert comforted him, "I'm not in a hurry, boss, anyway, we're going to fight them hand-to-hand in the end, so just watch us."

rely on you!Looking at this group of out-of-control subordinates, Stannis wished he could sink into the swamp ahead now.

There is no way!He gritted his teeth, and in the end he had to rely on himself. Now that he had reached the most critical moment, he had no choice but to make a bad move.

That is the highest tactic in the world of ridicule!
Although it's embarrassing, it's nothing compared to your life!Determined, Stannis let out a long breath, and turned his back on the enemy.

Suddenly, he took off his pants and presented his white ass in front of the world!Then, he squatted down and pouted slowly. He was imitating the trick that the guy in the Scottish skirt taunted with his bare butt in "Braveheart".

Under the sun, his white and fat butt looked very attractive.

"Boss, you..." Not only the enemy, but even his subordinates were shocked by his actions.

Stannis blushed and didn't look at it. Of course, he knew that it was too embarrassing for him to look like this, but he could gamble everything for victory.

Robert opened his mouth wide to see what happened, and when everyone else shook their heads and sighed whether Earl Justin had lost his mind, only he, who had guessed Stannis' real identity, knew that this was another weird move from another world , although he didn't know what it would be useful for, but he still believed in the traveler without hesitation as usual.

Another butt appeared under the sunlight. Robert didn't speak, but just took off his pants and pouted together.

"Good brother..." Stannis was about to cry out of emotion.

Before he finished speaking, another person joined in, it was Korodov, he took off his skirt without saying a word and leaked his buttocks, and the old man beside him was also picking up his black robe. Can't bend down.

At the moment of life and death, the three default companions sent by the system are the most sincere. Stannis began to praise the God of time travel. He didn't let himself start alone, and all NPCs depended on picking.

With the example of these four pants-off monsters, the soldiers under Stannis also joined in. Although they don't know what this means, but in this united and passionate atmosphere, all they need to do is take off their pants!

Among the remaining NPCs, apart from Cook, who was willing to take off his pants, he joined in, and the others did not move. After all, they are all part-timers, and they still have to ensure that their image does not collapse too quickly.

Soon, a total of 45 butts were facing Morton's camp. The bandit boss felt that these butts had become a reflector, shaking his eyes so much that he couldn't keep his eyes open.

"What are they doing?" The bandit leader Morton looked confused.

On the opposite side, countless buttocks are sticking up here, and the sun shines on the rows of white meat, reflecting the sunshine of philosophy. In his many years of criminal career, he has never seen such an array.

Zhe Botai, an oriental man, is also very puzzled. He has lived long enough, but this is the first time he has seen such shameless behavior, "I don't know, it may be a unique method of ridicule in this family!"

"Sarcasm?" Morton turned his head and looked at his butt carefully again. The lord's was indeed the most upturned, and his shape was the most ostentatious.

(End of this chapter)