Cute Wife First

Chapter 37 Mu Chuxi, you are a piece of shit
shameless!
Too shameless!
It's shameless to the point of hurting nature and reason.

Mu Chuxi lowered her head, covered her head with her hands, her face was full of death.

How could she be so unlucky to be tied up by this damn idiot.

It's all right now, the embarrassment is thrown at home.

Mei Qi was still smiling, her complacent behavior could really piss people off.

"What's the matter? Do you agree or not?"

"Yes, of course I must!"

Jiang Simiao smiled and folded her hands in front of her.

"Who would dare to disobey the gambling method Mei Qiye said? It's just that since ancient times, the player has been talking about the game, and the banker has been talking about the bet! So it should be me talking about the bet now?"

Mei Qi was immediately unhappy.

"Isn't the bet all agreed? I want a picture, you want a handkerchief, why do you still want to raise the price?!"

Mei Qi really hates Jiang Simiao's face, a pious, bastard.

Jiang Simiao didn't mind at all, and looked at Mei Qi with a deeper smile.

"Let me tell you Qi Ye, don't say that your bets are already good enough, even the bets are too big, isn't it? A piece of silk handkerchief for a top-secret map doesn't sound like an equivalent transaction to anyone, right? !"

"Is that Sipa? Is that Sipa?"

Mei Qi sat up straight all of a sudden, her eyes changed from a fox's to a tiger's.

Pointing at Jiang Simiao, Mei Qi began to roar.

"Jiang Simiao, tell me in good conscience, what exactly is this handkerchief to you?"

Jiang Simiao looked at Mei Qi, then set his eyes on the handkerchief, and then his eyes became extremely gentle.

"You're right, this isn't just a handkerchief! Compared to that map, this handkerchief is infinitely more precious!"

Jiang Simiao's voice was not only ethereal, but also softer by many times.

Seeing this, Mu Chuxi quickly took a second look at the silk handkerchief.

Mei Qi was very proud of herself, she croaked there with her legs crossed.

"Hmph, let me just say, if you use this silk handkerchief to trade, I will be at a disadvantage!"

"Yes, yes, it's our Mei Qiye who suffered! If that's the case, then let's start gambling!"

Said, Jiang Simiao waved to the people below.

Immediately, a white-clothed book boy came, very handsome and neat, and placed the four treasures of the study in front of the two of them.

Mu Chuxi had never watched a game of gambling before, and she was curious at first, but now that she was playing such a strange way of gambling, her little head turned back and forth curiously.

Jiang Simiao held a pen and looked at the rice paper in front of her, looking a little distressed.

As a result, Mei Qi here was also holding a pen, and her face was full of confusion.

Mu Chuxi couldn't stand it anymore.

"I said Mei Qi, why don't you write?"

Mei Qi immediately raised her head and glared at Mu Chuxi.

"What do you know?! You think it's so easy to write ugly?!"

Mu Chuxi couldn't bear it anymore.

"It's not easy to be ugly? I thought you were ugly when you shot it! You say you can't write, but you can still write good-looking ones? I think that's weird!"

"You know what a fart! Can you win if the writing is ugly? It has to be the ugliest to win!"

Mu Chuxi blinked her eyes and thought for a while, then waved to Mei Qi.

Mei Qi moved her head extremely unwillingly.

"You just write with your feet! It must be ugly!"

Mei Qi immediately shook her head, and whispered in Mu Chuxi's ear.

"I have written with my feet, and it looks much better than handwritten! I can only use my hands! The key is that I don't know how to write!"

Mu Chuxi frowned, then looked at Mei Qi suspiciously.

"What words can't you write?"

"I can't write any characters! Tell me, I don't know what that character looks like? How can you make me write so ugly?"

Mu Chuxi stared blankly at Mei Qi for a long time before reacting suddenly.

"You can't write a single word? You've lived so long, you just watch the excitement, and you can see two of them!"

Mei Qi squinted her eyes and thought for a long time, and finally nodded.

"Actually, I can also write, only one word."

Mei Qi stretched out a finger.

"What word? Plum?"

"Of course it can't be that word! That word is so hard! I can only write one word, one, two, three, four!"

Mu Chuxi immediately became angry.

"Do you still need to learn a word? That's a horizontal line!"

Mu Chuxi was really going to be gasped.

Mei Qi himself felt quite innocent, but this time he obediently did not refute, who told him to only write horizontally.

"Mei Qi, let me ask you, don't tell me that you can't even write your own name?"

Mu Chuxi felt that if she stayed for a while, she would be so angry that she would sit up.

Mei Qi bit her lip, and looked at Mu Chuxi quietly, she looked like a famous actress on the stage, she was really pitiful and affectionate.

"You also know that there are too many hand gestures in the plum character, and it is very troublesome to write, so I have no choice but to know how to write!"

After finishing speaking, Mei Qi himself let out a long sigh.

"You have the nerve to say that you can't even write your own surname! It's even more stupid than an idiot!"

Mei Qi also nodded, her lips curled up as if she agreed.

"You don't need to talk about the idiot! Hurry up and think of a word for me, it's the kind that is so complicated that it looks ugly when you write it!"

Mu Chuxi was as angry as a little bun, staring at Mei Qi and wanting to curse.

"Why are you staring at me?! Hurry up and write! Let me tell you, if you don't let me win, there will be death outside!"

"Who will die?"

"Your mother!"

"what?"

Mu Chuxi became nervous in an instant.

"Why did my mother die?"

"Because I was pissed to death!"

"Mei-qing-wu!"

"Don't call me by my name! If you call me again, I will bite you to death!"

Mei Qi is really tired of her name, which is a bitch, so she wishes that others don't know what his name is all her life.

"If you dare to be angry with my mother, I will never talk to you again!"

"Then you should hurry up and write!"

"Bring me the pen and ink."

Mu Chuxi felt that the little overlord of Yushifu was really suffocating.

Mei Qi arranged the pen and ink.

"Look at it, you don't need any other words, just write your plum character. Look, first it's a horizontal line, then a vertical line, and then..."

Soon, Mu Chuxi wrote the word plum neatly.

Mei Qi looked at it for a long time, then frowned and hugged her shoulders to express her dissatisfaction.

"Your plum character is too simple, I want that crooked plum character!"

"What crooked plum character?"

Mu Chuxi looked at Mei Qi suspiciously.

Mei Qi was a little anxious.

"It's the font on the emperor's seal, what is it called?"

"What brick?"

Mu Chuxi scratched her head, and suddenly realized.

"What brick? That's seal script! Seal script!"

Mei Qi is not happy anymore.

"Zhuan is Zhuan, what are you yelling at! Hurry up and write, I will draw that character!"

Mu Chuxi gave Mei Qi a hard look, and then picked up the pen to write again.

Mei Qi squinted her eyes there.

After looking at it for a long time, Mu Chuxi didn't start writing.

"You did write it!"

Mu Chuxi raised her head, showing her small white teeth unexpectedly, and smiled.

"Actually, I don't know how to write plum characters in that seal script either!"

Mei Qi...

Is the punishment too light for killing Mu Chuxi? !

(End of this chapter)