The best Daming golden turtle son-in-law

Chapter 61 I Think I Can Conquer You
In the streets and alleys of Qingquan, there have been different movements in the streets and alleys in recent days - from time to time there are always a few elderly uncles or aunts, most of them are aunts, some are holding drums, some are holding gongs, and some are wearing The red ones and the green ones are all mysterious, and then they gather together in twos and threes, forming a neat queue like soldiers, ranging from a dozen or so, to dozens, or even hundreds of people...

This gathering of citizens once attracted the attention of the officials of the Qingquan County Government.The yamen servant in charge of the patrol hastened to inform the head catcher. Liu Meng, the head catcher in Qingquan, is the apprentice of the bodyguard Liu Hu, and he has always been extremely responsible for the security issues under his jurisdiction. Demonic sect riots occurred in the prefectures and counties, so I didn't dare to be careless, so I hurried to the scene with someone to take a look. It turned out that the people didn't have a weapon, only musical instruments:

"Boom, boom, boom!" The sound of drum music together, one of the musicians was playing the guitar, and the rest were shaking their handkerchiefs and singing loudly, and then these old men and aunts sang and danced, and their energy was not as good as that of a young man!Everyone was stunned, Liu Butou thought his eyes were blurred, rubbing his eyes and looking at these people seemed to be mentally abnormal again, in short, there was no threat.They sang a song of love:
"...you are my little little apple, I can never love you too much. Your red face warms my heart and lights up the flames of my life! You are my little little apple Son, like the most beautiful cloud in the sky!"

The power of this song is no less than that of a great plague, and when it spreads, no one can stop it!

Although people don't have many good musical instruments in their hands, if this song is to be sung well, the best one has to be Qingquan's well-known little scholar Yang Ling. They use weird musical instruments, and the music is brainwashing, but In fact, even humming lightly can be infectious!

In the streets and alleys, old ladies, aunts, mothers, young girls and daughters-in-law who were so bored, went to burn incense and pray to Buddha. They no longer went to Maitreya Buddha for spiritual sustenance, but started to do it themselves, and the little apple danced!

This thing is too magical!

"Hey, Aunt Zhang, you are so mysterious every night, what are you doing running out with a handkerchief now?"

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much! Fire fire fire fire fire! Hahahaha!"

In the evening of that day, countless grandpas and aunts came to the agreed area of ​​the square as usual, and unceremoniously threw themselves into the national fitness activity of dancing square dances.

Beside this group of hundreds of people who moved neatly and in the same order, there were some spectators watching the excitement. Unexpectedly, he made a lot of money. Among them, under the light of the lights, there were several groups of people chatting beside the bonfire.

Among them, a group of people are dressed in a very different way, that is, people can't see clearly in the dark, or they will be really frightened. Their heads are shaved, but they have not been ordained. There are oil paints on their faces, and they are wearing monks' clothes, but He was not chanting scriptures, but under the cover of several men in black, he was whispering to another man, who was a Taoist priest.

"Blessed by Maitreya, the Holy Fire descends to the world."

"For thousands of years, Yongze will live forever."

"Amitabha, Amitabha."

"Amitabha……"

These people received the signal and looked at each other with embarrassment on their faces. At the same time, they were frowned by the huge singing and dancing sound. The believers you asked, the subordinates really deserve to die, they are ineffective, and they are willing to be punished."

"Don't blame you, I think I've found the reason,"

The so-called "Holy Monk" smiled wryly. He pointed to the dancing team in the square dancing in full swing, and said:

"As you can see, this is probably the reason why we can't recruit people."

"Here?" the Taoist priest hurriedly asked, "Don't you also think that those believers who don't want to join my sect have something to do with this ordinary dance? This...is just a way for the common people to keep fit, sorry Is there any direct connection between the ignorance of your subordinates and the spread of our teachings?"

"Didn't you see that they... have found a new spiritual sustenance?"

"Suspension? I really don't understand why these people are so fascinated by such a simple melody? Could it be that the grand doctrine we teach is actually defeated by such a simple or even... silly song..."

"Shut up!" The monk's face changed suddenly, and he reprimanded, "Others doubt our teachings, how can you doubt, remember your duty is to promote our religious teachings! ..."

"Subordinates deserve ten thousand deaths!"

Seeing that the Taoist priest's legs gave way and was about to kneel down to the "Holy Monk", he was quickly pulled back by the man in black next to him.

"madness!"

The holy monk became even more angry, almost about to growl, but looked nervously at the surrounding environment, and was still vigilantly trying to suppress his voice:

"Why did our head pope find you, a stupid thing, to help me spread the teachings, alas! Don't you think you are not public enough? What are you going to do on the street, kneeling down to a monk as a Taoist priest? You want to make the people in the yamen Do you invite them all?"

"It's fine! We're here as the safest place. You see, those yamen servants are there, not far from us. As soon as they approach here, as long as we follow these people and dance wildly. You The movements are very simple and easy to learn, you are my little apple!"

"Come here, yes, come closer..."

"Hey! Holy Monk, why are you beating me?"

"I beat you to death, bastard, and made your brain crippled! And you four bodyguards, don't you know if you don't move around with the rhythm? If you move around, I will chop off your hands and feet one by one with a knife! Go! Go!"

At this moment, beside the crowd dancing in the square, there is another group of spectators. They are the instigators of the army of dancing in the square in Qingquan County.

The effect is very good. This kind of fitness activity is currently very useful. Maybe there is something to defeat the spread of the Demon Cult in the local area!

But in his eyes, this kind of square dance is still not professional enough and not large enough. In Yang Ling's memory, what is a dance team with hundreds of people, if there are thousands of people!

Also, the band is not good. There is a large speaker in modern times, but here there are only gongs, drums, suona, pipa strings, gongs, drums, and the effect of the scene needs to be further improved!

Five days ago, Yang Ling led the newly formed Tang Dance Band to hold several "free" opera dance parties in an open air place!
The big stage was set up, and Yang Ling brought dozens of girls, all of whom appeared in strong outfits, firmly attracting the audience's attention. At present, they have put on more and more mature drum sets, guitars, trumpets, etc. After the introduction of western musical instruments, Yang Ling simply let her hair loose when she appeared on the stage, even singing and dancing, so many obsessed eyes from the audience, Yang Ling ignored them.

The jazz drum originated in the United States. It is a set of drum-based combined percussion instruments. It was played by one person only for jazz accompaniment. In fact, Yang Ling could only be regarded as a fan at first, but when he really came to this place, then It was really cool at the time!

Moreover, in order to confront those fallacies and heresies of the Demon Cult, the songs Yang Ling selected are all brainwashing divine comedies, such as "Little Apple" and "The Most Dazzling National Style". After singing these songs, the scene The effect was super strong, and there were many praises. Then, because it was a free promotion, these grandpas, aunts, girls and daughters-in-law flocked to listen to it for the second time and the third time, and all of them were "stunned" in the end!

Then Yang Ling told the eunuch Li Gonggong, Tang Yuanyou, and Liu Hu, they can send people to organize a square dance team with people below, don't need to talk to these uncles and aunts, just say that they want to exercise, how many people lead After dancing a few times, after the uncle and aunt learned it, they immediately danced enthusiastically like crazy.

"You are my little apple!"

These days, Yang Ling has made a lot of money selling musical instruments just by arranging people to make all kinds of musical instruments crazily. What's more, the money selling square dance costumes is not money?There are also water sellers and food sellers nearby...

Earning enough money is still a trivial matter, these old men and women have their own entertainment methods, who would follow the red lotus and white lotus of the Demon Sect to pray to Buddha for sustenance?

What Maitreya is not Maitreya, the health of one's own body is more important than anything else!

So those who wanted to come to Qingquan to spread the White Lotus Sect, cried, and didn't take it away from anyone. They also learned two or three sets of square dances and went back, humming from time to time, even if they plugged their mouths, they couldn't help humming!Even more bewildered than us!

Oh my God!

"Whoa!"

The leader of the Demon Cult was extremely angry about this, he overturned the table and shouted:

"Yang Ling ruined my big business, I'm going to kill you, kill you!"

And Yang Ling also had something on his mind. He thought that there were also some unemployed vagrants who participated in the spread of the Demon Cult, and that was the root of social problems.

How to arrange these refugees?If they are settled properly, even if some old men and women are confused, there will be no storms to stir up, but I am afraid that those who do not have enough to eat and have no land will destroy everywhere. According to historical records, during the Zhengde period, there were still many civil rebellions. Yes, that's it.

In addition, there is another King Ning who wants to rebel. As a modern person, Yang Ling's heart is very heavy when he returns to that era.

As far as I am concerned, if there is a world in my heart, then I will give full play to my various abilities and use my weakest body to achieve the most magnificent cause!
I want to change history and be a man with the strength to conquer the world.

Conquer Beiyuan, punish Fusang, conquer the stars and the sea.Brilliant heavenly power, pointed at by the point of the spear, whoever jumps the beam will be punished even if he is far away.

(End of this chapter)