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Chapter 56 Talk about how to play the kiss scene

Chapter 56 Talk about how to play the kiss scene

The streets and alleys of Qingquan County have been particularly lively recently, and the most talked about is "martial arts". Tie your hair into a ponytail casually, which is pretending to be chic, giving yourself the nickname "The Prodigal Son", and then holding a sword in the yard of your home - playing swords.

Often such people do not know martial arts.But has a lot of obsession with martial arts, apprenticeship and hard training?There are some people who are lost to that step. People who came to inquire about the price in Liu Hu's martial arts gym have smashed the door three times in the past few days.

The most frequently asked question is: "I want to learn Linghu Chong's invincible Dugu Nine Swords!"

"Martial arts can be practiced, but you can't eat a fat man, let's go there first!"

"Hey!"

A group of people passed by the Qingquan Martial Arts Hall, and Yang Ling saw the renovated courtyard, and a slogan came from inside: "Slaying swords in the rivers and lakes, killing demons and demons! Hey, ha!"

This slogan is okay, but then someone yelled something different: "For thousands of years, unify the rivers and lakes!"

"Pfft! What slogan is this?" Yang Ling smiled and twisted her nose, but when she heard the majestic "hey" and "ha" punching sounds inside, she was really full of masculinity, and Yang Ling was so relieved.

He remembered the story of "Fist of Fury", Chen Zhen kicked the big sign hard and yelled: We are not the sick men of East Asia!But you have to wait for the enemy to attack you before learning martial arts, how sad is that?

And he, Yang Ling, has successfully aroused the interest of the people of Qingquan County. He used the weapon of the novel to strengthen his body. In the future, when the Mongolian army invades again, the people of Qingquan County will beat them back home to find their mothers. !
"Won't you go in and sit down?" Liu Hu beside Yang Ling asked Yang Ling politely, "Mr. Yang, have you seen the big sign of 'Qingquan Wuguan'? It was changed according to your suggestion." , This idea has saved the life of the three escort firms, everyone has read martial arts novels, and many young people have come to learn martial arts, wonderful!"

"I won't go in, it's too crowded!" Yang Ling smiled and shook her head, "Brother Liu Hu, I feel that your place is still small even though it has been renovated. You have to build a semicolon again!"

"Isn't it? There are too many applicants!" Liu Hu slapped his thigh.

"Liu Hu, you charge ten taels of silver as tuition for everyone who comes to learn martial arts. Isn't that too much? Twelve taels can eat and play in our Tianyi building for a month, but you said ten taels Money, regardless of food and lodging, even a sip of water... I really admire you for such a picky martial arts gym!"

Jiang Zhuo, who has always spoken unforgivingly, said:
"Promoting martial arts is to cultivate talents for Qingquan County to defend against foreign enemy invasion. This is a great thing that benefits the country and the people. It is not kind of you to collect so much money once you charge it? Say, is the next step still in the making? Are prices going up? Where are you going to spend all the money you earn?"

"A good thing is a good thing. If I don't charge money," Liu Hu smiled wryly, "Do you believe that if I shout here that I don't charge money for teaching martial arts, the four walls of this yard will collapse immediately? There's no way, people There are too many, I am afraid that there will be accidents if there are too many people, and you don’t know the danger, I think Mr. Yang’s suggestion just now is the most correct, so I’d better think about opening the semicolon.”

"Don't worry, everyone. One is willing to buy and the other is willing to sell. If the price is too high, he can not come, right?"

Mr. Gu, the temporary new master of Qingquan County, followed Yang Ling and Tang Yuanyou and his party in an official tone at this time, and managed to squeeze in a sentence:

"On behalf of Qingquan County, I would like to explain that practicing martial arts is definitely a good thing. Although this is the Ming Dynasty, being prepared for danger in times of peace can prevent Mongolian invasion!"

"..." Everyone glanced at Mr. Gu, and then ignored him. It's up to him to say that.

"Your representative?" I don't know who snorted, "Hehe! This is the trend caused by Mr. Yang. When the anti-Mongolian people were at the lively Qingquan banquet, when they showed their talents, you Mr. Gu The eyes are probably just staring at the roast chicken on the table, right?"

"No... I mean," Mr. Gu gritted his teeth, "It's a trend, it's a lively scene, hehe, hahaha!"

"Master Gu has worked so hard recently, and has done his duty."

Yang Ling smiled and rescued Master Gu:

"I really didn't expect to be the person who started the Qingquan martial arts craze. I think this trend will gradually calm down, and then good things will always be the norm, which is very good."

"Okay! Well said!" As soon as Yang Ling finished speaking, the seven or eight people around him immediately applauded, the voice was so loud that Mr. Gu almost frightened.

Promoting the great development of the field of culture, sports and health, the happy life after money is so easy and comfortable.

"Let's go, let's go listen to books and watch a play!" Tang Yuanyou invited Yang Ling again, "Tianyilou has a new batch of delicacies from mountains and seas, I guarantee you will applaud them immediately."

"How sorry am I for keeping you spending money?"

"Then invite me!" Tang Yuanyou said bluntly, "I said Mr. Yang, your current wealth is about to catch up with mine, right?"

"How can it be so exaggerated!"

Yang Ling quickly waved his hands and said:
"Third Young Master, what is your social status, not to mention your status as a relative of the emperor, and I can't compare the power of your entire family. It's just the three salt shops you founded, two restaurants and an opera troupe, counting 10 people every year. Do I dare to compare my worth with you for ten thousand taels of silver?"

"But you know that this year your book still has money for various theater performances. After a year or two, you will soon catch up with me!"

Tang Yuanyou looked serious:

"I know what you're going to say, but do you know the term potential? A book can earn nearly ten thousand taels, but you publish three books at the same time. At the rate at which you earn money, don't say that I, Tang Yuanyou, can't compare to you. , even if you come to the capital in the future, you must be a new star! Fortunately, I signed your exclusive agency, and now I am so beautiful that I wake up laughing every day!"

"Ha! But Brother Tang, if I didn't have you back then, I would have starved to death in Qingquan County! At that time, Duan Geng and Duan Yu from Funing almost killed me. Fortunately, you arrived in time. will forget, I..."

Yang Ling replied affectionately:
"How much money you make is secondary. Isn't money just for spending? But you have turned spending money into an art. You can pull me out of the quagmire at my most critical moment, and I..."

When Yang Ling said this, his eyes were red. For some reason, he was so affectionate and loved to cry.

"Get it!"

Tang Yuanyou pushed Yang Ling hard as if encouraging a little brother, and gave him a light hammer on the chest with his fleshy fist:
"Why are you crying? The feelings are too rich. I just want to tell you one thing. People will meet friends at any time. Who told you that your book is so good? As for those bad guys, he is in this world. The world exists, what can we do? Didn’t the Duan family just beheaded after being sentenced to death for participating in the rebellion? Okay, the past is over, besides, you have to pay attention to your social status now, we two big men on the street This image... oh!"

"Young Master Tang, Young Master Yang, let's stop chatting on the road."

"That's right, let's go to Tianyi Building, Mr. Yang. You don't know that Tianyi Building has recently recruited a group of newcomers, all of whom are around sixteen or seventeen years old. You are so charming, the type of beauty you like, now it is up to you to guide me!"

"guide?"

"You don't know yet, do you? Isn't Mr. Tang planning to open a big restaurant in the capital? He has made a lot of money. The girls bought for 50 taels are all better than the gods. The original qualifications are all extraordinary. , and the team of this performing arts theater will be handed over to you to manage in the future, you see..."

"How many girls?"

"More than 100."

"How much did you pay for it? Fifty, ten thousand?"

"Well, that's right, Mr. Tang has already taken out all his old books for many years, no matter how we persuade him, we can't persuade him!"

"Really? The third young master?" Yang Ling stared at Tang Yuanyou, his expression froze.

"Really," Tang Yuanyou's face was still so calm, and he always made up his mind without hesitation, "The money must have been spent. I have just arrived at Tianyi Tower, and I will completely listen to you, that is to say, I will entrust all of these one hundred stunning beauties with unique skills to you. This is all my belongings, Xiao Yang."

"This..." Yang Ling's froze expression still hasn't recovered, "Give it to me? Really, 50?"

"I'm not giving you 50 silver, but I'm giving you these girls. Let you take them and give me the money and earn it back. Is it okay for a year? Is it possible? People are in Tianyi Building, do you want to see the goods first?"

"Then what are you waiting for?" Yang Ling's eyes lit up, "Let's go."

God!Go Honglei!
In front of Yang Ling, there was a sea of ​​flowers and green females. In the future, he will eat and live with these hundred beauties every day?The treatment of the emperor may not be like this! !

"Teacher Yang, tell me how to act this kiss scene!"

"Yang Xianggong! Let's put on an action scene, I'll take off my clothes first, you can do whatever you want..."

"Mr. Yang, do you have any free time tonight? I... want to be with you..."

The problem is, more than 100!
Are all of them full of quality and quantity like Xue Yingying without shrinking?

"Mr. Yang, Mr. Yang?"

Beside Yang Ling, Jiang Zhuo shook Yang Ling's shoulder vigorously:

"Hurry up, Mr. Yang has a nosebleed, find some water to wash it off! Mr. Yang, hold on! If you stick to the Tianyi Building, you can at least go there, right?"

"I'm ready!"

(End of this chapter)

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