The best Daming golden turtle son-in-law

Chapter 54 The Stripping Game Truth or Dare
"Crack!" Yang Ling poured a small pot of yellow rice wine directly into her stomach, drank it up happily, then smashed it into pieces, and shouted, "Where is the wine? There must be meat, right?" ?”

"Come here, bring him meat, wine and food!"

"Please take your time." Two soldiers, one fat and one thin, brought the food quickly, and then they left obediently.

"It seems that you are really a princess, very majestic." Yang Ling was confused, and saw that the small table opposite had good beef, venison, exquisite grilled rice, and some fruits and vegetables. This meal is really exquisite and extravagant, "I leave and you won't let me go, what else do you have to say if you stay here? Could it be..."

"Is it what?"

"Don't you think I'm not evil enough?"

"You are bold! In this place, this is my territory. Believe it or not, if I shout out, someone can cut you to pieces?"

Yang Ling felt that all this was so boring: "Okay, okay, you're cruel, but I won't let me go, why do you always want to keep me?"

The little princess was stopped by Yang Ling's question, her face blushed and he hesitated, "You... have already arrived at my place, why can't you have something to eat before leaving?"

"I'm about to die and still have the heart to eat, am I sick!"

"Who said you're going to die... Uh, you're really going to die, but since you're going to die, you want to drink some more! Come on, can you have a drink? I think you're pretty handsome. Why are you so intimidating? Cringe like a bitch!"

"Who do you think looks like a bitch? I think you look like a man... Especially there, it's kind of like."

"Come on, do you dare to have a good time with us? Playing games with wine is the greatest joy in life. Have you ever stayed in the military camp? Oh, it seems not, but I will tell you first , Anyone who dares to play games with me will die a miserable death, if you are a man, would you dare to come?"

"Okay, how come?"

"Come on, let's serve wine. Let's play games together. Of course, the two of you are playing a game of adventure. If you lose, drink a pot of wine. Do you understand the conditions for winning?"

"Oh, the sun came out from the west today. It's unbelievable that a woman would pick me up in such a clever way. Yes, I like it very much."

"But it's also possible that you're so drunk that you don't look like anyone."

"At your own peril, life and death are up to you!"

"give a feast!"

"Let's play gently at the beginning, let me ask you first," Yang Ling rolled her eyes on the little princess Zhu Yao's body. If you didn't look carefully, you wouldn't know that this woman was valiant and angular. King Jin's barracks is full of people, it is a different kind of beauty, Yang Lingqiang came back from his daze, "Let me ask you first, since you are from King Jin, what are you doing here?"

"I tell the truth, you want to drink!"

"it is good."

"I was passing by, and then went to the capital."

"This road leads to Qingquan County. Did you say that the stunt of assassinating him is actually to meet the little prince and invite him to go to the capital? Then you five hundred soldiers, what mission do you have to go to the capital?"

"This is the second question, but forget it and let me tell you that the princes from all over the country have a regular opportunity to send someone to the capital to report the situation." Zhu Yao rolled her eyes, "Do you think you can use your remaining Isn't it a waste to ask such an idiot question in the countdown life? I can figure it out!"

"Okay! I drink!"

Yang Ling casually took a small jug of rice wine next to it. The small jug was not big but the aroma of the wine overflowed when the lid was opened. So there is such a good wine in the barracks?

"What am I looking at?" Zhu Yao glanced at Yang Ling again, "My father asked me to bring this wine from merchants from all over the place. He cherishes this kind of wine, but only some merchants from south to north have it. Only, it is not easy for me to buy these good wines from Guyue Longshan, so cherish them!"

"But why do I feel that besides rice wine, there is a medicinal smell in this wine?"

"Good wine is like this, don't worry, you have already drank the poison just now, what's the point of me adding medicine to the wine? You still have a long time, just go back and find your friend to detoxify, If you can cure my poison, I, Zhu Xingbai, have called this name!"

"Okay, then I'm giving up my life to accompany a gentleman today? In fact, life is really boring, what's the point, right? I'm busy every day, but I'm overwhelmed by the invisible pressure, such as Look at me, I'm going to take the Juren exam soon, and I don't know anything about this exam, and I've been bitten by your evil poison, you say I'm unlucky or unlucky, and I'm not dejected!"

"What about you?"

"Ha! Drink! I'm done!"

Yang Ling wanted to complain at first, and pretended to be wronged so that she could get out of the witch's palm quickly, but as soon as the two pots of rice wine entered her belly, the stomach churned so badly, all the pain and troubles in her stomach poured out: "You Do you know? I don't belong to your world!"

"what?"

"I come from a far away place, where there are all kinds of strange things that you can't even imagine. Like the poison you gave me, I will be able to untie it as soon as I get there. They can open it for me. Western medicine, you don’t understand what western medicine is, but I do!”

"I said, you can't just drink two small pots of rice wine, a total of four taels of rice wine, and get drunk? Ha! That's too contemptuous of me!"

"You look down on me? Who are you?! I put everything in this world here, touch it! It's here!"

"Are you still playing this game? Hey, it's so boring!"

"Okay, I'll play with you seriously, and I'm sure you'll lose everything! Then it's your turn to ask me questions. If you think I'm telling the truth, then drink."

"Let me ask you, who is the person you care about the most? Who is the person you like the most? Does she like you?"

"How many questions are these? Let me tell you, the answer is all one. My favorite is the...princess of our Ming Dynasty! I want to marry her as my wife!"

"It's the woman who promised to exchange hostages with you? I've seen her before! Is she... really beautiful and temperamental, but is she really worthy of your love? I seem to have seen other good-looking women, you ...In short, tell me your reason, so I can drink this wine."

"You don't understand the elegant temperament of the princess. It really fascinates people. Do you know that the princess symbolizes the entire Ming Dynasty. It is a lifelong achievement for a man to marry the princess. From now on, I will control the little prince. Guide him to let him develop on a normal track, cultivate his various talents, and make him a famous emperor of the Ming Dynasty."

"Hold on, stop, stop. What you said is absolutely false. I can't drink this wine. You should drink it because you lost."

"It doesn't matter if I drink, but I am telling the truth. I tell you that I was desperate when I came to this world, because I can't do anything and can't protect anything. I can't make guns and weapons. I can't make steel progress. I His mother is a piece of trash! A good home was ruined, and the eunuch Jinyiwei framed me and ransacked the house, do you understand? The moment my mother was twisted by someone, I felt my face was slapped. At that time I even wanted to die!"

"It's not your fault that you were framed."

"But if I really have the ability, can I be angered to this extent? I am a time traveler, and I am different from you ordinary people! I have been depressed, regretting that I don't know any skills, and I am a waste, but since The first time I saw the princess, I felt that my inspiration and my whole life were lit up! Do you know that feeling? I don’t know!”

"Isn't it just love at first sight? The princess is very beautiful and noble. You poor boy fell in love with her. The toad wants to eat swan meat."

"Can we still have a good chat? Ah? Can you! Let me tell you that after my inspiration was lit at that time, you didn't know how active I was. I dared to kiss the princess regardless of the danger of my life!"

"What?" The little Princess' eyes widened and her mouth opened, "Are you kissing?"

"Ah."

"Sure enough, you have always been wretched."

"You try to be so obscene, do you know what happened at the next moment? I was hit by someone's acupuncture point and I couldn't move, and then the little prince came out, and he brought eight guard eunuchs I just want to dismember me! Cut it into pieces! How much trouble do you think I have made!"

"I wonder how you survived."

"I told the story of the anime to the little prince, and I also drew a picture of 'Shi Qi Kuang San'. He liked it very much! He found it like a treasure and kept it, and then wanted to ask me to be his teacher. I also wanted to get close to this prince. Thinking of me, Yang, with the world in mind, I must use my abilities well. I want to revive the reputation of Daming, so that the barbarians in the desert will not dare to go south to herd horses! I also want to let all the poor people enjoy peace and prosperity, Everyone can read my novels!"

"Then your ambition is lofty enough. But... have you really kissed the princess? Then she has suffered such a great humiliation, how can she let you go?"

"You do not believe?"

"Ah."

"drink wine."

The little princess raised her neck and drank the wine happily. She also drank two jugs of wine, and the blush on her face gradually turned.

"But from then on, I felt pain in my heart. I found that I wanted to grow up desperately, but the princess seemed to be so good forever. What happened last night, how great is she? How good is her character? He tried to save an anti-Mongolian You don’t know her hero, but you are willing to risk yourself. I am not as good as her. I drink this pot.”

"You may really care too much about a person, so in your eyes, she is all a halo. Maybe if you really marry her, you will find that you didn't think well."

"No, others may, but the princess is an absolute monument. Because there is nothing else in this world that is worth my hard pursuit."

"Really? Not necessarily? Maybe some people will not be convinced, but isn't the princess very good? Did you catch up? The concubine loves each other, it's just that they have a good impression of each other."

"How can it be that simple? Didn't you say that the princess represents Daming! Only by becoming the best man in the world can you catch up with the princess and own her with peace of mind!"

"Hehe!" Zhu Yao sneered unhappily, "Now your people are dying, and you still think about the distant future? Daydreaming?"

"Then are your words reminding me to take advantage of the last time of my life to enjoy myself?"

Yang Ling jumped over suddenly, stepped on a table and a stool, threw Zhu Yao, the little princess, and kissed unceremoniously, while tearing her clothes violently!

"Ah!" Zhu Yao panicked and yelled, "Come here, come here and hack him to death!"

(End of this chapter)