The best Daming golden turtle son-in-law

Chapter 13 The strongest big talk in history
"Let's not gossip, the thing is like this, my brother Houzhao and I were passing through Qingquan County, listening to books and watching a play, and happened to find that your book "The Bauhinia Tale" is very popular here, and Houzhao insisted on seeing you, but I think your writing It's too vulgar, I hope you can change it and make a modification plan before meeting him, okay?"

"Your brother Houzhao? What is it called Zhu... Houzhao? And what modification plan did you say?"

There was a bang in Yang Ling's mind, Zhu Houzhao is the future Emperor Wuzong Zhengde, Wuzong is the temple name, Zhengde is the year name, a famous playful emperor in history, he ascended the throne at the age of 15, now he is 13 years old, right, he is quite a junior high school student He looks like a prince, and he is the prince, and what did this sister do with me?
"Think what I wrote is vulgar? Is it vulgar?"

"That's right, it's quite vulgar, it's literally rubbish!"

"Popular readings." Seeing that the princess is a layman in novels, Yang Ling almost blurted out a tearful sentence, "Entertainment novels are not easy to write. Do you want novels to be written like textbooks?"

But he held back, and as expected, the princess was blaming others seriously, chattering endlessly:

"You know how hard it is for a big sister to lead a naughty younger brother. He insists on watching such shameless things. I... I should listen to others. Maybe it would be better to arrest and kill you directly. right."

"Shameless, kill... Where does this come from?" Yang Ling was startled by Princess Hanyue, "I'm going to be killed by the goddess, can I eat the goddess of the human race?"

She frowned slightly: "The love between a man and a woman is tactful. I've never seen you write something so straightforward. Don't affect my brother. Can you change it?"

"Yes, princess, I can change it!" Although Yang Ling agreed in a cold sweat, she probably understood what the princess meant. You have a good heart, but this kind of thinking may not be useful, because in later generations he wrote many online novels. When encountering such objections, he explained to others at first, but later he became numb.

"Also, your books are full of fantasies, which make people feel lost, and they will not receive any good education."

"Yes yes yes... You must be educated. The princess taught me the right thing. I just want to write idle books in exchange for two pocket money. I will make you laugh at the vulgarity of the princess."

Yang Ling looked at the princess's expression of concern for the country and the people, as if he could save the world by educating him, he was a little confused, thinking that education is also very important for the prince's education, can I go from here after time travel? Direction breakthrough?
Ming Xiaozong is a good emperor, Wuzong's teachers are all Confucian scholars, but Wuzong is a typical example of educational failure, the decline of the Ming Dynasty is on him, he is too troublesome, this Wuzong is a famous eccentric emperor in history, he named himself As a general, let eunuchs and palace maids sell things!
Then when I return to this world, do I want to be an educator?The more Yang Ling thought about it, if the writing of the book affected the emperor...it would be great!
"Okay, I've seen a lot of literati with no morals like you," the princess became angrier as she spoke, pointing at Yang Ling with her sharp jade fingers, spit stars flying all over the place, endlessly, "If he didn't want to see you, I would've I'll kill you, you kind of trash-making guy..."

"Yes, yes, yes..." Yang Ling listened to the "literal garbage" one by one, and the string of "yes, yes, yes" made him doubt his own nationality.

"I'll see the prince in a while, take this pamphlet and read it carefully, prepare well, remember what should be said and what should not be said, don't blame me for not warning you!"

Yang Ling looked at the brochure in his hand, and there were only two words "Top Secret" on the cover!
Looking at it, Yang Ling saw how to educate the prince and various precautions when talking to him, how to mention etiquette, righteousness and shame cleverly without arousing the prince's disgust, explain the Four Books and Five Classics to him with references, and countless "positive energy" What is this?
"Who wrote this, did you write it?" Yang Ling read it for a long time but didn't understand it. What can be kept secret about this broken book?
"Just wait on the sidelines and call the next one!"

The princess didn't pay any attention to him but gave orders normally, and sure enough someone sent another message when the voice went down.

"Ah? What's next?" Yang Ling was surprised by this, but he didn't have anything to say.There is really another one, just as the princess's voice fell, it seemed that her voice was being heard outside one by one, and another scholar came over after a while, holding a book in his hand!Is he a writer too?
"Look at the modification according to the book!"

It turned out that what the princess arranged was to call the big names in local entertainment to explain how to meet the prince. Who knew that she met Yang Ling, the best?
One by one, the princess finally explained in turn, feeling that she was a little tired, a maid came to wipe her sweat, she looked at Yang Ling and asked again:

"Do you know how to change it?"

"Princess, I'm thinking about it." What did Yang Ling change? He was just thinking wildly, so he had to pretend to be listless and unable to cheer up.

Seeing that the original arrogant and bookish spirit was inconsistent with the original, the princess calmed down and handed a copy of "The Bauhinia Tale" to Yang Ling, "I deleted some of the content for you. It's good to turn your long novel into a short one!"

"Can the princess keep talking?" Yang Ling's forehead was already twitching, and he couldn't bear it anymore. "I said that if you don't understand novels, you need to be more enlightened..."

"You... what are you going to do?" Seeing that Yang Ling suddenly regained the tough feeling just now, the princess suddenly raised her head to look directly at her, and was startled.

"What are you doing?" Yang Ling suddenly became cruel. The princess couldn't keep following her all the time. He stared at her collarbone boldly with cynical eyes, and the corners of his mouth raised obliquely, "Since you dislike me so much, why let me I see your brother, goodbye!"

"Come back, do you think I want you to see him? He wants to see you. I'm afraid you don't have the ability to say no."

"Do you want to be tough? I said princess." Yang Ling turned his head and took a big step towards the princess, still with a very obscene expression on his face, "Why don't you delete them all? Are you afraid that your brother can't see what he shouldn't see?" It’s useless for you to do this, he will read other people’s books if he doesn’t read my book. He is the future emperor, do you understand, blocking is not a solution, we have to be channeled!"

"How to guide?" The princess's eyes widened when she heard the strange surprise.

"How about I show you a demonstration?"

As soon as Yang Ling gritted her teeth, she thought that being a human being should be fun, and that one time travel should not be too useless, but the princess's reaction was a bit slow, so Yang Ling hugged her shoulders and kissed her forcibly!This moment is incredible!Lips parted and pushed away, Yang Ling said viciously:

"How can you rely on the power of family affection? If you marry me, I will become his uncle. See how I teach this brat a lesson!"

"You..." The princess was blindfolded, her eyes widened, and it took a long time to understand what happened, and at this moment the villain wanted to go away!Eat dry wipe!

"See you, this is your reward for scolding me for half a day!"

"Ah!" the princess yelled!This is her first kiss!

Immediately, Yang Ling suddenly felt numb!Something hit the acupuncture point on his shoulder!He saw that there was a long acupuncture needle on his body!
"Plop!" Yang Ling fell to the ground slowly like a wooden stake. An old man with white clothes and long beard came from nowhere. On Yang Ling's neck!

"Don't kill him!" The princess took a step back, frowning and shouted, "Master, he is still useful, let him go first!"

"Obey." The old man kicked him in the back, and Yang Ling felt the pain, so he jumped up and stood still!But the numbness in his arms and legs did not fade away, and he was pushed down on a chair. Yang Ling guessed that he had probably been hit by someone else's acupressure technique. Did he want to recover his strength slowly?Strangely, the old man turned around and disappeared!
"This princess actually pleaded for me..." Yang Ling felt relieved when she heard the princess said that she would not let the murderer, but immediately saw the princess' fire-breathing eyes, and knew she was wrong!
"I don't know why I hate you so much all of a sudden!" the princess said coldly from above while maintaining her elegance.The princess is furious!

"Shua!" The princess picked up the sharp knife just now and picked up Yang Ling's clothes!At this time she even smiled.

How to do?Yang Ling tried to raise her head and found that her body was numb, and it was difficult to move. Thinking that in this world, if Jin Yiwei wants to rob his home, he doesn't need to use the law, so the princess doesn't need to talk too much if she wants to kill someone. Will I be hacked to death as soon as she turns her face away?
have to!The last best life!Let's do one last cheer for yourself, more and more outrageous things are being done!

I heard the princess sigh softly, and her face showed a sense of concern for the country and the people: "I think getting rid of scum like you early is to get rid of harm for the people!"

(End of this chapter)