Douluo: I am Onmyoji

Chapter 86
Here, there were endless scolding, under Tang San's series of operations from the Star Dou Great Forest to the Academy, everyone already hated him extremely.

"Little San, I'm not talking about you, what's going on with you, you made us miserable back then!"

"That's right, you spray Meng Yiran's face, and you want us to wipe your ass for you!"

"Incompetent bungler!"

"Xiao Wu can't stand you anymore!"

"Even the pig raising aunt can't save you!"

Facing the persecution of the people who were chasing after him, Tang San was distraught, shook off the Mala Tang on his face, and the blue silver grass cold cucumber, and roared unbearably.

"You guys don't know the situation at the time. Not only was my soul beast robbed, but I was also poisoned, so I couldn't control myself!"

"I was attacked, and if Duke Long and Snake Lady hadn't arrived at that time, I would have died!"

The scene was dead silent, and there was no sound.

Everyone stared wide-eyed and continued to chatter.

"No way, Tang San, when we rescued you and came back, we didn't find any injuries on your body. The collapse of your pants is also the result of your jumping too fast."

"Little San, isn't it just that you are in public, why can't you admit to yourself!"

"After all, I misjudged you, Tang San, it's fine if you don't appreciate us, you still yell at us!"

"Huan Long Gong Snake Po, it was Shen An who saved you, and later we all worked together to save you from the sea of ​​suffering, you can't tell the difference?"

"Are you really mentally retarded when you wake up?"

"Tang San, you are a disaster, it's all because you caused us to encounter the Titan Giant Ape, and you have to humble yourself with Meng Yiran's family!"

"Enough, you can't say that!"

Xiao Wu stopped everyone's crusade, staring at Tang San in front of her, "I believe what San Ge said is right!"

"Little dance!"

Tang San was moved, ready to hug Xiao Wu.

"vomit!"

Xiao Wu spat on his face without hesitation.

"Okay, okay, Xiaosan must have something to hide, don't force him, wait until he recovers from his injuries, then I will take him to the Star Dou Forest with Mr. Zhao to hunt and kill suitable soul beasts."

Shen An stood up with a smile, "It's getting dark, everyone go back,"

Everyone was about to say something, but smelling the stench emanating from Tang San's body, they also felt that there was really no need to ask, and left one by one.

……

Wooden house.

At this moment Dai Mubai is still lying on the bed.

Two days have passed, without Shen An's greetings to him every day, the swelling on his body has subsided a little, and I believe he will recover after a month of training!

At this moment, one of the clones of Mian Lingqi was standing beside the bed.

He appeared to be of adult size, wearing a fox mask and motionless.

When Shen An and the others left Shrek Academy, Dai Mubai wanted to ask him to help him escape from here at first, and promised various generous conditions.

But he found that this person didn't care about him at all, and when he helped him go to the toilet, he tore his pants roughly, as if he was going to do something excessive to him!
He picked Dai Mubai up to eat, pinched his neck, and stuffed the milk bottle and steamed buns roughly into his mouth, like a robot.

He estimated that if he ate more slowly, he would risk choking to death.

In this way, after two days of training, he barely adapted to this kind of life.

"I want to recover quietly, and then amaze everyone!"

Dai Mubai gritted his teeth, secretly swearing.

In the next second, Shen An's considerate face appeared in front of him with a smile on his face.

"Senior, I haven't been in the academy these two days, do you miss me?"

"Yeah, brother, you are finally back, I really miss you."

The moment Dai Mubai saw Shen An appearing, he was so excited that tears fell down.

Think of a big-headed ghost, think, he wants to die!
"It seems that the senior has recovered well these two days, but in fact, you don't have to worry even if you wet the bed again, because the mistress has blown out in public!"

"what!"

Dai Mubai was really shocked, he was silent for a second, and even wanted to laugh.

In his current situation, if someone is worse than him, he will naturally feel very excited.

He didn't know if Shen An did it.

But when he thinks that someone has done something even more tragic than him, he feels very lucky.

……

Wooden house.

At this moment, Oscar and Tang San each slept on a bed, ready to rest.

Before going to bed, Oscar was very considerate and sent a detoxified sausage.

"Little San, I know you suffer from diarrhea, try this, maybe it will help."

Now that he sleeps under the same roof as Tang San, he doesn't want to be sprayed all over by Tang San in the middle of the night and become the second Meng Yiran.

"Thank you, Xiao Ao."

Tang San nodded, swallowed the sausage, took a deep breath, and began to operate Xuantian Kungfu.

Soon he discovered with an ugly face that there was residual poison in his body.

Moreover, this poison is extremely overbearing, with his current soul power, there is no way to get rid of it, it can only play a certain inhibitory effect, and it is still under the condition of running the Xuantian Kungfu.

"Try Xuanyu hand."

The Xuanyu hand not only allowed him to use hidden weapon techniques, but also made him immune to toxins.

Tang San took a deep breath, his hands became as white as jade, then silently put them on his buttocks, trying to clear away the remaining poison...

After an hour of difficult recuperation, Tang San was already sweating profusely from exhaustion.

But he obviously felt that the burning pain on his buttocks has subsided, and now he doesn't feel any desire to defecate, as if the residual poison has been cleared!
"I did it!"

Tang San's face was full of excitement, but just as he let go of Xuanyu's hand, the next second——

"Puff la la la la la!"

There was no sign at all, Tang San exploded again, and aimed at Oscar over there.

"Ahhhhhh, ghost!"

Oscar woke up from a dream, then blinked, and looked at his whole body, including the bed, was stained with filth, even his face...

Over there, Tang San looked bewildered, quickly got out of bed, and explained in a panic, "Xiao Ao, listen to me, I didn't mean to..."

"Tang San, you are really enough, you will treat me like this even if I sleep!"

Oscar almost exploded in anger, threw the quilt on Tang San's face, put on his slippers angrily, and cried disheveledly.

"Little San, go and harm others, this house is left to you, I will come back when you recover!"

After finishing speaking, Oscar took the mushroom sausage of fantasy and flew away.

Tang San's stomach was full of grievances, his butt was burning with pain, and his stomach was empty, he walked out of the wooden house, wanting to eat something before it was too late.

Not only that, but the bed was completely dirty, so he could only sleep outside, or find a new place.

As soon as he got out of the wooden house, he saw Ma Hongjun passing in front of him with a spicy rabbit head stuffed in his mouth, he hurried over and asked.

"Ma Hongjun, do you live in a wooden house by yourself?"

"Don't come here!"

Seeing the filth on his body, Ma Hongjun was startled, and ran away resolutely, yelling.

Tang San changed his clothes, came to the kitchen silently, to see if he could find some leftovers, and then he met Zhu Zhuqing who came to the kitchen for an extra meal.

Zhu Zhuqing blinked, smelling the strange smell on his body, with a strange expression, "You have that again?"

"Well... it was just an accident, and it probably won't happen in the future." Tang San looked ugly.

Without saying a word, Zhu Zhuqing took out two diapers from the brand-name bag and handed them to him.

"Take it, don't harm everyone anymore."

It has always been Zhu Zhuqing's style to leave immediately after speaking and do good deeds without asking for anything in return.

Tang San looked at the diaper with grief and indignation, then put one on his buttocks, and smiled gratifiedly.

But at the same time, he wanted to cry.

He turned into a clown, woo woo woo.

From the time he first entered the academy until now, he didn't have any outstanding performances, instead he dragged others down for a while.

It is estimated that his current status in Shrek is second only to Dai Mubai.

……

Wooden house.

Ning Rongrong was wearing a bathrobe and was washing her hair. At the same time, she released the Seven Treasure Glazed Tower, making it act as a lighting lamp.

Xiao Wu sat by the bed, frowned, and asked.

"Rongrong, what do you think of Third Brother? When he wanted to kiss me today, I couldn't help but want to vomit."

"vomit!"

Ning Rongrong, who was washing her hair, almost vomited, "Xiao Wu, I'm not talking about you, Tang San has gone through that kind of thing, you can kiss him if you have the heart."

"What's wrong with third brother?" Xiao Wu was puzzled.

"It's very simple. If you think about it, he ate his own poop before, didn't rinse his mouth and brush his teeth, and wanted to kiss you as soon as he woke up. Let alone you, even a normal person can't bear the nausea!"

"So it is like this!" Xiao Wu suddenly realized.

"puff!"

Ning Rongrong turned her head, and shook Xiao Wu's face with shampoo, persuading her earnestly.

"Xiao Wu, please be sober, Tang San is not handsome or talented, so what's the point?"

"Wuhun is still a waste Wuhun Blue Silver Grass. I don't know if I can practice it for a few years before it will be useless. Its appearance is also average. I guess fat people who are thinner are better looking than him."

"Even Oscar's food-type soul master is better than him, and looks more handsome than him."

"In terms of talent, Ma Hongjun's fat man is at least the top-level beast spirit Fire Phoenix, if he sprays it down, it's no wonder that Tang San's Blue Silver Grass is not abandoned."

"Compared to Shen An, he is simply weak."

"And the most important thing is that now he still has the stink of being unable to control his diarrhea, he knows to cause trouble all day long, Dai Mubai who is lying on the bed is better than him, oh I forgot they are a combination!"

Listening to Ning Rongrong's brainwashing, Xiao Wu couldn't help falling into self-doubt and trying to argue.

"But the third brother is very kind to me, and he is also a nice person. We have been together for six years..."

"Hehe, Xiao Wu, you are still too naive."

Ning Rongrong had already dried her long hair, sat next to her, and tried to persuade her.

"Nothing remains the same, Xiao Wu, please be sober, don't fall in love with your brain at every turn, in the end it will be you who suffers."

"And when you first entered the academy, didn't you call you brothers and sisters!"

Xiao Wu pouted, and pulled out the big green underwear from the suitcase, feeling a little sad.

"But after all these years of relationship, I can't bear it."

Ning Rongrong blinked, and snatched the big green underwear from Xiao Wu, "So...forget about him, start with a pair of underwear."

"I do not!"

Xiao Wu angrily refused, but when she saw Ning Rongrong snatch the underwear away, she immediately stared.

"Rongrong, I get it, you like third brother, so you advised me to break up, you are a green tea best friend!"

"What is it, you don't understand at all!"

Ning Rongrong blushed, threw her underwear on Xiao Wu's face, and buried her head in sleep.

Xiao Wu put her panties under the pillow like a baby, and was also ready to sleep.

But Ning Rongrong's brainwashing words just now, and what Shen An did to save her, just had a thorn in her heart, and she was inexplicably uncomfortable.

The next day, an exciting news reached Shrek, the master is here!

(End of this chapter)