The heavens begin to realize the Tao and become gods from the divine carving

Chapter 86 Learn to sleep on the rope

"I have spent the money, these dishes are mine, and I am free to dispose of them as I want."

"It's your freedom, but I'm upset, and I want to beat you hard."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Chen kicked him down, and then his shoes stepped on his fat face.

"I want to report to the government and let the government arrest you."

"Believe it or not, I will kill you right now, and the government has nothing to do with me. Anyway, I have many lives on my body, which is not bad for you."

Hearing Brother Jiang's threats, the pig was finally scared.

"Young hero, please spare me, I won't dare again."

"I'll give you one last chance to lick the vegetables off the ground. Aren't you rich? Pay off the money on my table. You only have one chance. Don't blame me for not reminding you."

After speaking, Jiang Chen crushed his pig's feet with his feet, the pain made him grin his teeth.

He crawled to the side of the vegetables that fell on the ground, and looked at the vegetables that had been trampled to pieces by himself, feeling disgusted in his heart.

Just looking at Jiang Chen's sharp eyes, he closed his eyes and started to lick.

Yang Guo and the others saw a lot of people's hearts.

That fat pig licked the vegetables, settled their money, and looked at Jiang Chen cautiously.

"Young man, can I go?"

"Ah."

Hearing that he could go, he ran away, and the birdcage on the table was gone.

Jiang Chen asked the three little beggars to eat vegetables on the table. The three little beggars were a little scared at first, but they couldn't bear the temptation of the food. Finally, they walked over and grabbed the vegetables with their hands to eat.

Jiang Chen returned to his seat.

"Brother Jiang, you are so handsome."

"Master, what you did just now was too venting."

Xiaoya and the other girls also looked at her with admiration, only Mo Chou didn't think so.

After eating and drinking, they left the restaurant.

After Yang Guo finished eating, he packed some food and went back, Jiang Chen accompanied them home.

Mo Chou is still wearing her apricot-yellow Taoist robe, and every time she has sex with her, she feels an urge to see her Taoist robe. This is probably the uniform, temptation.

Mo Chou is only more than a month pregnant, and she should avoid having sex in the first three months of pregnancy.

So I have to look for Xiaoya in the next few months.

In the evening, Jiang Chen still went to Mo Chou's room, the two of them just hugged and talked, and did not do anything else.

At noon the next day, Jiang Chen returned to Chongyang Palace.

After returning to Chongyang Palace, he began to monitor Yin Zhiping again.

Everyday life is actually very simple, except for cultivation and enlightenment, it is to monitor Yin Zhiping.

That night, Yin Zhiping went to spy on Xiaolongnv again.

Looking at Yin Zhiping's appearance, Jiang Chen thought of a sentence: "You can see it from a distance, but you can't play with it!"

This little dragon girl seemed to be indifferent, with a cold face, if Jiang Chen hadn't bought her a fairy dress, she would have been completely white forever.

At this time, Yang Guo and the others had already fallen asleep, Yang Guo was sleeping on the bed, and Xiao Longnv was sleeping on the rope, it was really a skill to be able to fall asleep on the rope without falling off.

Go back and get a rope to sleep by yourself.

Sleeping on a rope is theoretically simple, as long as the center of gravity does not shift.For example, many acrobats can do it. They may stand or lie on thin steel wires.

But it is more difficult for ordinary people to do it, unless the rope is very thick --- so thick that the cross section can be like a tree trunk, it is still very easy to lie on the horizontal tree trunk without falling off.

Of course, you must sleep on a rope, and you must be as calm as water. After a long time, you will be able to adapt to sleeping on a rope.

Yin Zhiping looked at it for a long time before going back. It was a lonely look, and he didn't even look at the shadow of Xiaolongnv.

When Yin Zhiping went back, Jiang Chen naturally had to go back too. When he returned to his room, Jiang Chen found a rope and tied it to the pillar and the bed, then he jumped up and sat firmly on the rope.

After the body lay down, leaning against the rope with the spine on the back, adjusting the position of the center of gravity, Jiang Chen calmed down his heart.

It's easy in theory, but really difficult in practice.

Jiang Chen finally fell asleep, and fell from the top again. Fortunately, the height was not high, otherwise he would have fallen miserably.

He fell down several times in one night and didn't sleep well that night, so he had to go to bed to catch up on sleep and didn't wake up until almost noon.

For the next week, he slept on a rope at night.

As time went by, the number of times Jiang Chen fell from the rope became less and less, until now, Jiang Chen's breathing was steady, his whole body was lying on the rope, and the rope was motionless, he really succeeded.

It took a week to practice successfully, this talent is really terrifying.

Thinking about Yang Guo's talent, he failed to do it after following Xiaolongnu for several years, and even the old urchin Zhou Botong behind him couldn't sleep on a rope.

There are of course many benefits to sleeping on a rope. The first is to exercise the coordination ability of the body, and the second is to temper one's state of mind.

Mo Chou is pregnant, so a husband-in-law should naturally spend more time with him.

Now Jiang Chen would come back to live for two days a week, but he was a little worried that something he didn't want to happen would happen after he came back, so he could only bring Yang Guo with him.

If Yang Guo came with him, Ouyang Feng wouldn't have tapped Xiaolongnv's acupuncture points because he couldn't find his godson.

The child hasn't been born yet, Jiang Chen has already thought of a name, if it's a boy, it's Jiang Feng, if it's a girl, it's Jiang Yuyan.

Although Mo Chou's physical fitness was good, Jiang Chen would go to the market to buy some fish stew for her to drink every time he went home.

Mo Chou killed countless people before, and had many enemies, so in order to avoid trouble, Jiang Chen asked her to go out as little as possible.

Mo Chou also knew Jiang Chen's worry, she was very fond of this child, after all, this was the crystallization of their love, and she was getting older, it was not easy for this child to come.

Jiang Chen's extreme tenderness made Mo Chou's heart extremely warm.

Before the child was born, Jiang Chen had already started making a cradle for the child.

When he came back every week, he would talk with them while doing handwork.

In the second week, his cradle was ready. The child lay on it, with some soft cloth underneath, and the child lay on it, and it was very comfortable to rock slowly.

This cradle looks like a wooden horse, except that the middle of the horse is hollowed out. This wooden horse is made of bamboo and wood, and it is very strong. If it is not damaged, it can be used for decades without any problem.

From now on, for his own wife, Jiang Chen will only let them have one child each, no matter male or female, there are too many children, and it is too laborious to educate them.

Pregnant women need to eat folic acid, so Jiang Chen asked Xiaoya to buy some green vegetables rich in folic acid, such as aloe vera, oats, carrots, etc...

Another thing is to explain to Mochou some abortion knowledge.

Everyone was very surprised, didn't Jiang Chen just become a father, how could he know so much.

Jiang Chen is a time traveler, he saw these things on the Internet, of course he didn't read them on purpose, he browsed them unintentionally, his memory in this life is super good, he can clearly remember everything he saw in his previous life.

(End of this chapter)