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Chapter 19

Kong Fangyuan gently opened his eyes, and found himself lying by the pool behind the silver gate, without any scars on his body.

If it wasn't for the karma value of more than 1000 million, lying perfectly in the system account, he would have thought that what happened before was Huang Liang's dream.

A fat cat was staring at him with black bean-like eyes, and its head was touching his forehead affectionately.

He raised his hand and stroked the cat twice.

The feel, how should I put it, is fleshy, better than touching silicone.

What would you like to name this cat?Bai Yutang, Brother Dao, Bajie, Glass, Baihe, Durian, Bangzi...

Well, let's call it a water drop.

It is both a pure natural form and the most attractive shape.

"Meow..." The cat meowed, and it seemed to agree.

He remembered that when he was about to raise his braids, he was swallowed by a drop of water. How did he enter the Silver Gate?
Now, he was naked, naked, and sticky.It is estimated that it was either spit out by water droplets or pulled out.

If it was really pulled out, the relationship between him and the water drop would be rather subtle.

Back then, the Buddha was swallowed alive by a peacock, walked in the peacock's belly, and finally conferred on the peacock the Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva.

According to this reasoning, he has to recognize a cat sister for his mother, and a cat as a concubine for Kong Buqi.

What is this all about.

Kong Fangyuan wished he could swallow the water droplet, spit it out or pull it out, and everyone was completely even.

However, he is a decent person, he can live healthy and healthy, swallowing him with water drops saved him, he is his benefactor, and he will never be ungrateful.

Otherwise, what kind of person will Master Kong be in the future?

Speaking of being a man, he really failed.

He is still a virgin at the age of 17 and has no son yet.Back then, when Kang Mazi of the Qing Dynasty was 13 years old, his first son was born.

Kong Fangyuan walked on the line of life and death once, and he understood it. This time, when he goes back, he must keep his roots no matter what he says.

If there are no sons, there will be no grandsons, and without grandsons, how can there be an infinite shortage of descendants?

How desolate it is that there is no one to measure the weeds on the grave?
Having said that, finding a woman with a fat butt and willingly giving birth to a fat boy is a big topic worth studying.

Otherwise, how could there be so many bachelors in the world!
However, when he thought about that scumbag Huang Zicheng, Kong Fangyuan felt seriously unbalanced.

Since elementary school, that scumbag broke one by one and threw one away like a bear breaking up a bud.

However, those girls saw no one else in their eyes, rushing upwards one by one like moths to the flame.

Kong Fangyuan stood beside Huang Zicheng like a big living person, he became a transparent person in a daze, no pretty girl noticed him.

In the final analysis, it is better to be good-looking and handsome.

Kong Fangyuan took out the mirror and looked at himself from top to bottom.

This time, he narrowly escaped death, his stature has grown a bit, all the old scars on his body have disappeared, his wheat-colored skin has become smooth, tender and shiny, and he is considered a bit "pretty".

He doesn't believe that those beautiful girls will still treat him as a transparent person, and they will be terribly reserved in front of him, and they will be as open as they are in front of Huang Zicheng.

Well, when thinking of Huang Zicheng's face, that terrible appearance, Kong Fangyuan gritted his teeth at first, and then became discouraged.

Even a man can't stand his looks, let alone a woman.

Looks like him, it is really difficult to keep the roots.

In addition to the change in appearance, he has gained a lot, calling out the system data page——

Karmic Fire: 16, 111, 521
Mother soil: Fanpin

Outbreak: 16 (9+7) cattle
Good Fortune Master: Xuantu 90%
In addition to the more than 500 million provided by "Ben Daxian", the karma value has increased by nearly 30. What does this mean?
It means that he set off a firework and killed more than 3 green demons.

There are only [-] green demons in the Luyou Department. If you set off fireworks [-] times like this, the whole world of practice will be purified.

The most exciting thing for him is that surviving a catastrophe actually increased the number of outbreaks by 6 cows.

If counting 9 to 10 cows in bursts, you are standing at the foot of a mountain; then counting 15 to 16 bulls in bursts is standing under a bottomless abyss, gazing at the peak of a giant peak that soars to the sky.

This 1-year-old promotion is a metamorphosis from feather to butterfly. If successful, the great warrior will transform into a legendary warrior.

In the Immortal Realm, most of the supreme beings who became immortals and ancestors once started their legendary lives as legendary warriors.

In Tianyu, legendary warriors are like Einstein in the crowd, every time they appear, they are the targets of all major forces.

Even the Longyuan Fruit, which can give great warriors a slight chance to transform into a legendary warrior, has become the No. [-] Xuanshi of the Yuan Dynasty in the practice world. Its value and preciousness are comparable to the rare treasures of the beginning. bloody.

In Mortal Realm, for countless years, a legendary warrior has never been born among countless living beings.They only know that the great warrior has a bright future, but they have never even heard of the legendary warrior.

Kong Fangyuan, as one of the sentient beings in the Mortal Realm, naturally knew nothing about the legendary warriors.

他只知道自己是16（9+7）牛，超过黄紫橙的13（9+4）牛整整3牛。

He can definitely hang up that prostitute and beat him.

If you don't look as good as you, use your strength to beat her.

Only frivolous women pay attention to a man's appearance, and a truly attractive woman likes a man with connotation and strength.

Vaguely, Kong Fangyuan saw a woman with a fairy figure and a charm holding a fat baby, staggering towards her.

Kong Fangyuan slapped his thigh happily, and left through the silver door in high spirits.

"Cough cough cough..."

Kong Fangyuan coughed loudly.

As soon as he appeared, he inhaled the smoke from his stomach.

At this time, the volcanic eruption has ended, and there is still a large amount of unknown smoke and dust, just like the exhaust of a motorcycle, gushing out.

A large amount of smoke wrapped around Kong Fangyuan and sprayed high into the sky. When the cold air from the sky blows, the smoke and dust quickly dispersed, and his confused mind was cleared up.

Kong Fangyuan saw his situation clearly.

He screamed in surprise.

Longmu Peak is as high as 1 feet. He fell from a height of more than [-] feet, which is nearly [-] meters.

Kong Fangyuan cried.

He died once, and he still wanted to open up a new world, but it didn't happen like this.

It's like Chongzhen hung on the crooked neck tree in Meishan, his soul traveled to 2000 and lived his whole life, and when he came back to ask the sun and the moon to change the sky, he was still hanging on the crooked neck tree.

How tragic and incomprehensible this is!
Kong Fangyuan's mood was as bleak as Zhu Youjian's.

Karmic Fire: +9.6.
It's better to die and pull down before!
Suddenly, Kong Fangyuan felt that the falling momentum slowed down greatly.

It turned out that Kong Fangyuan left too hastily, with no clothes to wear, and no water to wash the mucus left on his body.

When he opened his body in the air, the mucus formed a membrane as thin as a cicada's wing.

Although the film is very thin, it is very durable, which greatly weakens the downward trend.

what……

Kong Fangyuan shouted in the air.

He didn't have a single thread on his body, so it could be said that he was flying freely in the sky, naked and unencumbered.

Then, something went wrong with Kong Fangyuan's landing. He was face down, and when he landed accidentally, he bumped and rubbed, the egg broke, and the child became a dream.

He adjusted slowly, turned over, and the afternoon sun shone unscrupulously on his naked body.

It's really shameful to be in broad daylight and brighten the world.

However, since the age of three or four, the second senior brother has been imprisoned in the dark crotch, and it has been more than ten years now.

Today is just a good time to get some sun, absorb more sun essence, and become more masculine and mighty, so that you can have more children in the future.

Fortunately, the mysterious force on Lombok Island prevented it from drifting to Moyu Lake.

When Kong Fangyuan landed safely, six hours had passed since the big bang.

He saw from a distance that Su Ningshuang was being besieged by more than a dozen green monsters. Although those green monsters were all injured, they were all nine-star warriors.

The green demon shot viciously, regardless of life and death, and seemed to be desperate to kill.

Master Confucius, you dare to move.

It's worth it!

Kong Fangyuan rushed forward like a bull, punching one punch, kicking one kick, breaking all spells with one force.

All the green monsters who got hit were like being hit by a big truck driving at full speed, vomiting blood, flying across the ground and hitting the ground, gliding for a long distance before dying.

Karmic Fire: +9, +9, +9, +9, +9, +9, +9, +9.

After Kong Fangyuan killed eight of them, Su Ningshuang's pressure was greatly relieved, and he quickly cooked the remaining four.

When Kong Fangyuan walked up to Su Ningshuang, for the first time in his life, he didn't look at her breasts first, but stared at her fat buttocks, which was rare in a century, and said, "Shuangshuang, give me a baby, let's take root together." stay."

Although Kong Fangyuan had grown taller, his voice seemed to have changed, and his whole body was covered in black smoke and dust, as if he had been painted with black paint, but he knew him even when he turned into ashes and Su Ningshuang.

It's good that he's alive!
But what did he say, Su Ningshuang froze for a moment before she understood the meaning of the words.

What kind of monster is this guy going to do?

Su Ningshuang rolled her eyes and ignored him.

Just bare your buttocks and brag in the wind.

She turned to collect the magnetic ring from the Green Goblin's corpse.

Kong Fangyuan was upset, what kind of attitude was this, and complained: "Everyone is so familiar, and they refuse to help with such a small favor, I misjudged you, hum!"

Su Ningshuang's face was covered with black lines, this guy got nervous, it was really a headache.

I don't even look at where Lombok is and what occasion it is. Is it really appropriate to be nervous here.

At this time, only a severe beating from Uncle Kong was enough to wake him up.

Three months ago, she also did it once.

One morning, Tang Feiyan at the next table was wearing a pair of shorts, and her long white and tender legs made her jealous.

The guy's eyes were straight and he was distracted.

That afternoon, she changed into a miniskirt, and this guy was completely crazy when he saw it.

The biology teacher asked him the difference between DNA and RNA.

He answered very simply: "Yes...it is Shuangshuang's long legs."

After the biology teacher told the chemistry teacher as a joke, the chemistry teacher asked him, what conditions affect the chemical balance?

He said, "There are... Shuangshuang's big white legs."

She called and reported to Uncle Kong, and Uncle Kong only said one word: Hit!

At dinner time, she dragged him to the school's grove, and he was slashed violently before he woke up.

Now, she wanted to cut this guy, but she was powerless, and she might just be dragged by him to have a baby.

Su Ningshuang had no choice but to reason with him.

Just about to speak, he saw his eyes habitually falling on her chest, sighed, and said, "It's so flat, where does the milk come from, and what does the baby eat after birth?"

Su Ningshuang was furious, and said: "That bastard baby said that if his chest is flat, he has no milk!"

Karmic Fire: +5.4.
Breasts are already flat, so without milk, wouldn't it be the same as a man's?

It's an insult to her being a woman.

Tolerable or unbearable!
She flew up and kicked Kong Fangyuan's black buttocks.

　It is easy to wake up after being beaten.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)