Weird past in the countryside

Chapter 70

We were too lazy to move, lying on the grass and looking up at the sky.Yuling'er and Ning Xiaoyue got together and chatted happily.I lay on my back on the grass, the warm sun shining on my body, I felt very comfortable.Seeing that it was approaching noon, Wei Meng was gone forever.

The wooden stick was lying on the ground, with a piece of bluestone resting on his head, a straw stick in his mouth, and his legs crossed.I threw a small stone over and said to Muguer: "Wuguer, you said that Wei Meng died before he left his army, and the hero died before he arrived in battle?" The wooden stick spit it out. Cao Zhuer: "Bah, crow's mouth." I retorted: "You know what a fart, I'm just saying that it's non-toxic."

The two of us were carrying our loads here when we heard someone coming out from the bushes behind us.It was Wei Meng, who was holding a hare and a pheasant in his hand.

We both jumped up, and I praised: "Mengzi, you are so powerful. I haven't seen a hare since I entered the mountain, and you can catch it."

The wooden stick jumped up: "Stop talking nonsense, pack up quickly, I'm hungry."

Wei Meng pulled out a small knife and began to skin the rabbit.I ran to the nearby forest to pick up branches. In this old forest, the most indispensable thing is fire starter.After a while, I returned to the mountain temple with a large handful of dry branches.I saw that Wei Meng had quickly hung the rabbit on a tree, and more than half of the rabbit's fur had been peeled off.The two girls picked up stones and built a grill under the guidance of the master. I handed the firewood to the stick and asked him to light the fire.

I leaned over to Wei Meng and said, "Brother Meng, you are really quick these days."

Wei Meng didn't take it seriously: "To survive in the wild, food is the minimum requirement." While speaking, a fat rabbit was peeled to pieces.Wei Meng found a thicker branch, put it on a rabbit, and put it on the fire to roast.

Stick was still tinkering with the chicken. He didn't know where he got the mud. He wrapped the gutted pheasant with mud, saying that he was learning from Hong Qigong to make a beggar's chicken.

A few of us sat around the fire and watched Wei Meng roast the rabbit.It seems that Wei Meng's technique is very skillful, while roasting and flipping it from time to time, the rabbit was roasted on the fire until it was sizzling, and the aroma kept impacting my olfactory organs.

We watched Wei Meng bake for more than an hour, and we smirked while watching.Finally Wei Meng said yes, we all looked at the roasted oily rabbit, and our stomachs growled.Wei Meng took a knife and sliced ​​the rabbit meat, sharing a piece for each of them.I took it in my hand and opened my mouth to bite. I felt that the meat was good and tender, but it had no taste at all.I questioned: "Why did you watch TV dramas where you baked food in the wild before, why did it feel so delicious? Why doesn't it have much taste?"

The master smiled and said, "This roasted rabbit has no salt or any condiments, so how delicious it is. It's enough to fill your stomach in the wild, so it's so particular."

I smiled wryly in my heart, indeed I was too picky.However, although it tastes very bland, the meat quality of this wild rabbit is really undeniable. The meat is delicate and full of flavor. It is much tastier than those domesticated ones, and everyone is very happy to eat it.

While we ate the rabbit, Stick threw the mud-covered chicken into the fire.When the rabbit was about to eat, the stick pulled out the chicken chop with a stick, and smashed the outer layer of mud with a stone, and the dried mud took the chicken feathers down, revealing the white and tender skin directly. chicken.Everyone tried to eat a few mouthfuls, and felt that the taste was really good. Although there was no salt, the entrance was smooth and had the unique fragrance of pheasant.

I suddenly thought of something, and asked the stick: "Where did you get the water and mud?"

Master heard my question, and hurriedly asked: "You didn't use the water in the kettle, did you? That water is for drinking. Let's go into the mountains. We don't know when we will find drinking water. You can't do that." Waste of water."

Hearing what Master said, everyone stared at the wooden stick.The wooden stick said with a bitter face: "Look at what you said, how can I not know this bit of common sense? I can't use the water in the kettle."

I breathed a sigh of relief and continued to ask: "Then where did you get the water?"

Mu Zhu'er suddenly blushed, looking at the two girls, he hesitated and couldn't speak.I became more and more skeptical, there was no water in the kettle, other places... I suddenly thought of something, and suddenly shouted: "I'm sub-Ao, you won't be paralyzed, it won't be from your body..."

Mu Stick looked at me and nodded silently.I yelled: "I'm sub-Ao, ahh~" turned over and retched.Poor those two girls are so stupid that they still don't understand why I retched all of a sudden.

I vomited for a long time, but nothing came out. I pointed to the half chicken left and said, "He used his own urine... vomit..."

My words made the faces of the two girls flush, and before they had time to say anything, they ran aside to retch.I looked at the stick with resentment: "Paralyzed, you actually did something so inferior to a beast, I will kill you."

The wooden stick looked at us happily, and it was almost done, and hurriedly said: "Okay, Kao, just kidding, I got the water from a stream behind the mountain temple, look at your bears."

I was skeptical: "Really?"

Mu Stick's face was sincere: "Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, you can ask Master Yuan."

I looked towards Master and found that the old man was holding up a chicken leg and eating it with great relish.I asked, "Master, is what he said true?"

With the chicken stuffed in his mouth, Master couldn't speak, but just nodded.

I can see that he eats very deliciously, and it doesn't look like a fake, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat so deliciously.I asked again: "How do you know?"

The master stiffened his neck hard, swallowed the lump of meat in his mouth, and said, "Of course it is true, because I told him that there is a stream behind the temple."

The wooden stick laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up. I picked up a branch and wanted to hit him.Unexpectedly, the two girls moved faster than me. One left and one right each carried a stick, and they had already outflanked the past.

Although there was such an extra episode, it made us spend the afternoon very easily.

It was getting dark, and this was our first night in the mountains.The master said: "It's either a ghost or a soul that takes this rotten thing, we'd better be careful." As he said that, he took out the talisman paper used to pretend to be a ghost from his pocket, and distributed one to each of them.This time, since Ning Xiaoyue has a female companion, I don't need to post it for him. Besides, it was originally a well-intentioned joke of the master, so I can post it well with a little effort.

Yuling'er took Ning Xiaoyue into the woods to paste the talisman papers.A few of us, opened the clothes in place, and pasted the talisman paper on the front and back.A cold feeling suddenly filled the whole body.

After a while, Yuling'er and Ning Xiaoyue walked out of the woods, and it seemed that they had already posted them.Yu Ling'er looked at me with a smirk, and Ning Xiaoyue glared at me sideways with an angry expression on her face.

Looking at the situation, I guess the matter of sticking the talisman paper was exposed.It must be when the two of them posted it, Ning Xiaoyue got the answer from Yu Ling'er, and understood that Master and I joined forces to make trouble.But God knows, I was also kept in the dark at that time.

Seeing that everyone was getting ready, Master led us to disperse and hide around the mountain temple.Because some of the surrounding thatch is as tall as one person, there are huge boulders and shrubs everywhere, it is difficult to be found when hiding.

I lay down in the grass not far from the temple gate, staring at every move in front of the mountain temple.The lively scene just now became silent in an instant, except for the occasional chirping of birds in the woods.

The moonlight is very strong tonight, and everything in front of the mountain temple can be seen in a panoramic view.Occasionally, a few small animals looking for food appeared in the open space in front, but after passing the mountain temple, they all turned around and ran away, as if they had encountered some natural enemies.

I was lying on the grass to observe, the weather was very cold at night, and the ground was also cold, I lay down for a while and suddenly felt a cramping pain in my stomach.I rubbed my belly with my hands, thinking that maybe the roasted rabbit meat or pheasant I ate was undercooked, and I would have a reaction.

I rubbed my belly for a while, but it didn't help at all.I touched my body and found that I sadly didn't bring toilet paper.I complained secretly, preparing to come and go, but I forgot about it.

I looked left and right, only to see Ning Xiaoyue lying in the grass not far from me.I yelled softly: "Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue." I didn't dare to yell loudly, and I yelled a few times before Ning Xiaoyue heard it.Seeing that it was me, she replied angrily, "What are you doing?"

I kindly asked: "What the hell, do you have any paper on you, toilet paper."

Ning Xiaoyue burst out laughing when she heard this, and replied angrily: "No."

I quickly said: "Don't make trouble, hurry up and bring me some, my stomach hurts."

Ning Xiaoyue scolded: "It's what you deserve, don't care." She turned her head away as she spoke.

(End of this chapter)