Chapter 24

"Of course it's too late. If you want to get a divorce, you have to step over my corpse!" The man's voice said righteously.

"Pfft..." Ruo Qianqing spewed out all the tea, these two elders are really top-notch, but no matter what it means, these two elders seem to be Jing'er's parents, no, no, absolutely impossible, it must be her illusion, Bi Jingren, no one can believe that a master-level man who can draw such elegant works and a hostess who can decorate the house with elegant incense and floral flowers will be the two best outside.

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, why are you two elders not seeing each other for so many days? The quarrel is still so... beautiful?" Jiang Qian, who came out of the kitchen, felt tears welling up in her eyes when she saw the future superb father-in-law and mother-in-law. Although she always dislikes him, she really loves him as her own son. This makes Jiang Qian, who has no parents since childhood, very moved. Seeing the two elders now is naturally the same. Parents are as excited as parents, but at the same time, they are full of emotions. Why do these two elders always quarrel so well?
"Stinky boy, you still have the face to call our father-in-law and mother-in-law, huh? Sell our daughter to Fengmenfang, and tell you that if our daughter is ruined by people in Fengmenfang, you will be the one who will suffer, anyway, you will be the one in this life You must marry our daughter, otherwise if you marry an old woman of mine, you will drive one away. I don’t mind using force when necessary, so you boy... ah, I’m really mad at you, okay, I won’t talk nonsense with you, Nuo Son, take this knife and go to Fengmenfang to save people with us tonight!" Jing'er's mother threw the sharpened knife next to Jiang Qian to Jiang Qian, the meaning is obvious, if you don't save people, today Don't even think about standing up and going out.

"That's right, I support the old woman's opinion. Take it and save people, otherwise I will never end with you. I, I... I will knock on your window in the middle of the night!" , To actually say it almost made Jing'er, who had been putting on a black face, laugh out loud.

"Pfft..." Ruo Qianqing was just about to take another sip of tea, but was stimulated by the conversation of the three people in the courtyard, and spit out gorgeously again, it's the best, the best, it's really the best.

"Mother, daddy, what are you doing? Didn't I come back well? And daddy, you still have to knock on people's windows in the middle of the night. Aren't you the most afraid of ghosts in the middle of the night? How dare you go out in the middle of the night, and mother Aren't you dizzy with blood? Are you sure it's okay to see blood?" When Jing'er saw such superb parents, although she blamed them for being reckless, even if she was really trapped, she shouldn't rush to snatch people, but It was warm in my heart, although I still wanted to strictly stop the immature behavior of my father and mother, but the tears that were about to flow from my eyes betrayed the emotion in this girl's heart.

"Silly girl, do you just say it when you are moved? Why do you have to be frightening? Don't you know that your father's little heart can't help being frightened? Look at his bear!" His mother rolled her eyes and twitched her fingers in the corner, Jing'er's father was like a child who did something wrong.

"That's right, Daddy's little heart can't help being frightened, so daughter, don't be so frightening anymore, Daddy and your mother will not be so reckless next time at most, you must think twice before acting!" Dad hurriedly followed Jing'er's mother's words.

"Ah? Next time, you old man still want to have a next time, and if it's not the father, you can't help being frightened, but the daughter will just stop being scared, okay? Besides, the two elders in Fengmenfang are not I don’t know, it’s not easy to save me, oh, right, I forgot all the serious things when I saw your elder brother sharpening his knife, this time your daughter can come back safely, thanks to the forceful man Girl, so I don't care about mother, you must cook your best dishes and invite Miss Ruo to eat, and daddy, you must take out the most perfect picture you have drawn in your life and give it to Miss Ruo, of course It’s another matter whether the girl looks down on it or not, but anyway, she must have her heart!” Jing’er had no choice but to compromise with these two precious parents. It's good to say that the debt is repaid, so the whole family should repay the kindness together.

"Jing'er, you girl, what are you talking about? Daddy's calligraphy and paintings are hard to come by. Why are you talking about those rough street stalls on the street? They are so unpopular. Your words make Daddy very sad. Hmph, I raised you for nothing, a girl with no literary talents, look, I must follow your mother, or else I would not be able to say such unstandard words!" Regarding his daughter's disapproval of his calligraphy and painting, Jing'er's father immediately said He started blowing his beard and staring at his eyes, and he could give way to everything, but he couldn't give in to this matter of principle, not even his own daughter.

Jing'er's mother next to her heard that her old man had blamed her for her daughter's lack of artistic vision, and she immediately turned paler than Changbai Mountain and said, "You old man, don't you want to live? Your shitty literary and artistic cells, don't you? A few broken trees and a few big rocks? Are there any good-looking ones? They are not good-looking at all, and they are desolate. Look at the pigs in our pigsty, they look quite artistic, look at the fur..."

"Hey, old woman, you, you...you actually compare my paintings to pigs, to pigs, you...you...you are really disgusting, wait for the day when I become the chief painter of our mainland, I will do it The first thing I did was to paint you as a pig!" Jing'er's father, who was trembling from his own woman's anger, stood in the middle of the yard and said proudly.

"Pfft..." Ruo Qianqing was about to swallow the tea in her mouth again, and flew out in a parabola. This, this, this couple is really superb, no, won't it make me laugh and say internal injury after listening to it?Hahahaha, it's so funny, it's even more funny than the jokes I saw on the computer in my previous life.

"Miss, they are so happy, so envious!" Listening to the two people outside who are always at war, but anyone can hear the love between the two, as the saying goes Husband and wife, the more noisy they are, the closer they become. These two are simply a pair of extreme happy friends. Even Ruo Qianqing, who is good at observing people and debating things, did not expect that from the decoration of the house to the subtleties, they are extremely elegant. The two of them, how could they actually be, be so superb.

Looking at her husband's envious expression, Ruo Qianqing suddenly joked: "Husband, since you are so envious, why don't I draw you as a pig too? Do you like fatter pigs or thinner pigs?" Is it tall or short? Or is it neither fat nor thin, neither tall nor short? I believe that your wife's craftsmanship will definitely satisfy you!"

(End of this chapter)

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