Crazy, you call this the iceberg female president

Chapter 63 Unbearable
"Stop, both of you." Zhang Xiaojie directly stopped her.

These two are really close.

Kiss as you say.

It can be seen that there is no money for kissing.

Yang Xi'er smiled at Li Lang: "It's time to eat, I will stuff them later when they are full."

Zhang Xiaojie: "...too shameless."

"No." Wu Ling shook her head: "It's too stupid. Two dogs."

Yang Xi'er ignored the accusations of the two sisters, looked at Li Lang and said, "Potential stocks, will you forget to get a wife when you get rich in the future?"

"Of course not. What kind of potential stocks are there? It's just that after meeting the little fairy, my luck exploded." Li Lang said with a smile.

This is not an exaggeration. Li Lang knew that he was hit by the system precisely because he fell in love with Yang Xi'er.

Without Yang Xi'er, or in other words, accepting to break up with Yang Xi'er back then, I wouldn't be where I am today.Not only is there no today, but it may die that day.
So, all of this is thanks to the little fairy.

Zhang Xiaojie frowned: "Can you two speak in a lower voice?"

Li Lang was upset: "What's the matter? You can't chat normally?"

"You call it a normal chat? You little fairy, look at the eyes next to you."

Uh.
Li Lang looked around, feeling a little embarrassed.

Indeed, this title is still suitable for chatting between two people, but it would be a bit awkward if it is called in public.

"Let's call each other differently in the future." Li Lang looked at Yang Xi'er and said.

"Okay, what to change?"

"Wife?"

Well. . .

Zhang Xiaojie almost spit out, and Wu Ling also had a weird expression.Yang Xi'er shook her head again and again: "It feels weird."

"That's called a daughter-in-law?"

"The sight of a village girl." Yang Xi'er was still not satisfied.

"Then what else can I do besides this, Hane?"

"You two." Wu Ling couldn't help it this time: "You guys can discuss it after you go back? I still have to eat."

Yang Xi'er looked at Li Lang, and said softly: "It's too nasty. And what's the Darling, Hane's flirtatiousness is awkward."

"That's right." Li Lang had a flash of inspiration.

"what happened?"

"Miss."

"Aha?"

What Zhang Xiaojie and Wu Ling ate for a meal was exhausting, they didn't know how they were full, anyway, they were full in a daze.

After eating, the chips were exchanged, and the few people left directly, and returned to the shore by boat. Yang Xi'er felt that the scenery by the river was beautiful, so she wanted to hang out with Li Lang.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaojie and Wu Ling hurriedly left them behind and left as if fleeing.

With these two, it's going to kill you.

On the way back, I couldn't help but mourn for those who turned the corner by the river.

It was almost dusk, and Yang Xi'er and Li Lang felt very comfortable walking along the riverside and admiring the river scenery.

"Suddenly getting rich and becoming a multi-millionaire, how does it feel?"

"You may not believe it, but I have passed 500 million countless times."

Yang Xi'er smiled and said, "Buy a lottery ticket?"

"Yeah. 50.00% chance every time." "50.00%?"

"Yeah, hit or miss, 50.00% each."

Yang Xi'er smiled: "Then you are a hundred percent millionaire now, what do you want to do?"

Li Lang thought for a while, then stretched out his hand: "Three things."

Yang Xi'er suddenly raised her head, her eyes lit up.

Li Lang thought she would ask which three things in doubt, but seeing her expression, he couldn't help but smile.

"The three items of Uncle Wang Shi?" Yang Xi'er asked.

Li Lang nodded: "It feels very interesting."

"The words are rough and the rationale is not rough. Men who have money seem to like to do these three things."

Li Lang nodded: "It does make sense."

"So, you want to go back and repair the ancestral grave first?" Yang Xi'er asked.

Hearing the word ancestral grave, Li Lang felt a sudden heaviness in his heart.

Seeing Li Lang's expression, Yang Xi'er knew that he missed his parents again.Stretching out her hand to hold Li Lang, Yang Xi'er said softly, "Whenever you want to go back, I'll be with you."

Li Lang looked at Yang Xi'er: "You want to go too?"

Yang Xi'er nodded heavily: "Don't you want them to see me?"

Li Lang smiled, very relieved.

Imagining the scene of taking the little fairy back to his hometown, Li Lang felt extremely happy.

It may be an exaggeration to say that Guangzong Yaozu was able to marry Yang Xi'er, but it can be considered a big promise.

Seeing Li Lang's appearance, Yang Xi'er knew it, and accidentally poked the weakness of this guy with a carefree appearance but a soft heart.

"The second one has already been done, don't you need it?"

Grandpa Wang said that a man who has money should repair his ancestral tomb first and then go to gamble, but Yang Xi'er doesn't want this guy to go in again.

Gambling, to put it bluntly, is nothing more than winning today and losing tomorrow, and there is no permanent victorious general, so she doesn't plan to let Li Lang go again.

Today's visit was just to test him, and Yang Xi'er was very pleased to see that he didn't like gambling.

Li Lang nodded: "If you don't want to go, you won't go."

Although the money came easily, the system also reminded him when he withdrew that this way is not the right way, and he can't expect to make a fortune by it.

No woman would want her man to be addicted to gambling, so Li Lang didn't intend to continue.

"Is that the third one?" Yang Xi'er asked with a smile.

Seeing Yang Xi'er's smile, Li Lang felt a little bit hidden.

"Hey, what's the third one? I forgot, forget it, and quit the third one."

Yang Xi'er chuckled: "Isn't the third wife changing?"

"Ah." Li Lang made a sudden realization expression: "Then change it."

"Ok?"

"The little fairy is not sweet anymore. She is not cute anymore, she even played tricks on me. So I don't want it anymore, I want a lady in the future." Yang Xi'er rolled her eyes, then smiled: "Then what should I call you?"

"Husband." Li Lang said.

"Husband?"

"Hmm." Li Lang agreed with a smile.

"It sounds good."

"Isn't it? Then lady, let's go boating, let's take a stroll along the river."

Yang Xi'er hugged Li Lang's arm with a smile, the golden sunset shone on her flawless white face, full of happiness.

At this time, a DJ version of Butterfly Lovers suddenly sounded.

Yang Xi'er was surprised when Li Lang took out his phone.

This guy changed the ringtone of his cell phone, such a dynamic Liang Zhu... unexpectedly feels pretty good.

"Hello, how are you?" Seeing that it was an unfamiliar number, Li Lang picked it up and greeted him. "Master. Where are you?"

A clear and sweet female voice came from the opposite side, and Li Lang instantly understood that it was Deng Nao.

"Your mistress and I are walking by the river." Li Lang said with a smile.

Mistress?

What the hell?

Yang Xi'er was a little confused when she heard this name, but she soon understood.

"Master, you are so romantic, who is Master's wife? She must be ugly, right?"

"That's, uh." Li Lang was about to show off proudly, but suddenly realized: "What did you say?"

"I said. Teacher's wife should look average, right?"

"Why?" Li Lang was confused. Could it be that he was ugly?

Besides, didn't she see Yang Xi'er that day?
How did Li Lang know that in the eyes of a little girl like Deng Nao, any handsome guy or beautiful woman who is full of stars is vulgar.Only art and talent are charming.

"Because you have great talent."

"Ahem. So a talented person is not worthy of having a beautiful lover?" Li Lang asked.

"No, what I mean is that talented people have more tricky eyes, and their recognition of beauty is different. They must be detached from the world. For example, Zhuge Liang, look at Huang Yueying, what is so ugly? But it is also because of him He has an ugly wife, which makes him look more extraordinary."

Li Lang admired Deng Nao's brain a bit.

It turns out that tall people are not allowed to marry beautiful women
Does this seem tacky?
"Being a teacher is a layman."

"How is it possible. To write a work like "Decisive Battle", you must be as angry as a tiger. You can't be a layman."

"Well, being a teacher is an expert."

"Uh, I don't want to be superior anymore." Li Lang felt a headache: "If you say superior, you are superior, and if you say inferior, you are inferior, right?"

"Hey, master is a ghost. All high and low people are garbage people."

"Okay, flattery received, as a teacher, I want to continue walking the road of life with your teacher's wife, didn't I do this beforehand?" Li Lang said.

"Wait, wait." Deng Nao hurriedly called: "Master, please tell me the exact location, and I will send a car to pick you up and Master."

"Pick us up? Why?"

"Didn't you let me realize it? I have already realized it. Come and listen."

"This." Li Lang just wanted to say that you can record it and listen to it, but when you think about it, the live scene is different from the recording, so it is too unprofessional to say so.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow I will go."

"Master, do you have anything else to do with your wife?"

"No, it's just a walk."

"Hmm, isn't the room ready?" "Cough cough cough" Li Lang almost choked.

"I'm ready here, come on."

Li Lang looked at Yang Xi'er, covering the microphone: "Deng Nao told us to go there, shall we go?"

"Let's go." Yang Xi'er thought to herself that there was nothing wrong.

"Okay, let's go there now, no need to pick up, let's take a taxi."

"You may not be able to find a taxi. It should be picked up. I will send a car to pick you up. You can add me on WeChat. Just call me and send me the location. Just wait."

"OK then."

Li Lang added Deng Nao's WeChat, nicknamed: Nao Nao likes Jing Jing.

Li Lang couldn't help but send his location, and Deng Nao replied with a message in seconds.

"Wife strict master, please wait a moment."

Why am I so strict with my wife?
Li Lang was very sad looking at the message.

"What's wrong?" Yang Xi'er asked.

"I was despised." Li Lang pointed the phone at Yang Xi'er.

Yang Xi'er smiled knowingly: "What does her little girl know? This is not a strict wife, but you are respecting women. This is called a gentleman with demeanor."

"Yes. Yes. Well said." Li Lang nodded repeatedly.

"Are you really here to pick me up?" Yang Xi'er asked.

Li Lang nodded: "Just wait, it's fine anyway."

"How about I go back first." Yang Xi'er said.

"What's the matter, are you tired?" Li Lang asked.

"It's okay, but she invited you alone, why don't I go?" Yang Xi'er looked at Li Lang and said.

"I didn't invite me alone. I said to be with you, but she said to pick us up." Li Lang said.

"I don't understand music, wouldn't it be embarrassing to go?"

"No, you are going to clear your name."

"Rectification of name?"

"Yes, she thinks you are extremely ugly." Li Lang said.

Yang Xi'er: "?????"

"going or not?"

"go."

Yang Xi'er felt that she had to go.

It's the opposite of this little girl.

How could Yang Xi'er not want to go, she was just trying to see if the little girl invited her.

If there is no invitation, it means that you have bad intentions.

In fact, whether she invites her or not, Yang Xi'er will go.

It's just whether you invite her or not, which determines the way she speaks and does things when she arrives.

If you dare to poach my stinky fish, you can't blame me, Yang Xi'er, for destroying flowers with your hands.

So, upon hearing Deng Nao's invitation, Yang Xi'er felt much more comfortable, but she still felt that this little girl could be punished.

She didn't know that Deng Nao's brain circuits were so strange that she thought she was deliberately instilling ugly thoughts in Li Lang.
For about half an hour, when a white Rolls-Royce Phantom with a heavy atmosphere stopped in front of the two of them, Yang Xi'er felt provocative.

This little girl is giving herself a blow.

Li Lang was also overwhelmed by this situation, especially when a guy in a suit and leather shoes got out of the car and opened the door for the two of them, he felt very forceful.

At this moment, people strolling along the river looked sideways, their eyes full of doubt and shock, as if they were saying——Who are these two people?
Li Lang couldn't stand the attention, so he hurriedly dragged Yang Xi'er into the car. "Is this the little girl's car?" Li Lang asked.

"Yes, it seems that she really respects you as a master." Yang Xi'er bit the word respect very strongly.

Li Lang wasn't surprised, after all, he knew that the music was really amazing.

The car drove all the way to Deng Nao's villa. Li Lang was amazed by the magnificence and luxury of the villa, while Yang Xi'er felt stimulated.

She has never been a person who is greedy for vanity and loves to show off.

But today, she was stimulated.

He obviously has the conditions, but the luxury car that Li Lang took for the first time was someone else's Rolls Royce.

The mansion I saw for the first time turned out to be someone else's villa.

This is so annoying.

Yang Xi'er's competitive spirit was aroused.

The car drove to the door and before it stopped, Li Lang and Yang Xi'er heard the guy who opened the door for them from the co-pilot say into the headset: "Here we are." The two got out of the car, and the co-pilot trotted all the way to drive first. the door.

The door just opened.

Dangdangdang
A sonorous and powerful piano sound suddenly sounded.

Just a sound of the piano, Li Lang and Yang Xi'er felt a chill.

Although Li Lang didn't understand music, he could still clearly feel that this burst of music was more perfect than that night's, both in terms of atmosphere and rhythm.

Yang Xi'er originally came here with a fighting spirit, but now hearing this burst of music, she felt extremely high-spirited fighting spirit.

She had an inexplicable feeling of desperately wanting to fight Deng.

I just feel that Deng Nao is going to be torn apart today, not only that, but I want to smash the phantom, and I want to burn this villa.

The remaining sliver of reason reminded Yang Xi'er that she was getting a little irritable. Yang Xi'er was fine, but at the moment she just wanted to smash the car and burn the house, Li Lang was different.

He felt as if he was on the top of a towering mountain at this moment, and he was the only one on the mountain.

And at the foot of the mountain, there are countless extremely ugly and huge monsters rushing towards the mountain.

Those ghosts were so ugly that Li Lang felt disgusted just looking at them.

If this had happened in a dream, or at any time in the past, Li Lang felt that he would be so frightened that his legs went limp.

Too ugly, too dense, if these things rush up, let alone what to do, they can squeeze themselves to death.

But Li Lang didn't feel scared at the moment.

He felt that at this moment, he was holding a book in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, as if he could kill all these extremely ugly monsters with a single swing of the sword.

When the sound of the piano suddenly rises, there is no warning, and when the sound of the piano suddenly disappears, there is no time for people to react.

(End of this chapter)