Mysterious Emperor: The Beginning of Anger Slaying the Demon Empress

Chapter 61 I want to tell a story

"But it doesn't matter!"

Although Elder Ye hesitated for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, he, Emperor Zou, is already a prisoner, so why not ask him to tell a story?Is it possible that after this story is finished, the situation will be reversed?

This is too funny.

Therefore, he still let Emperor Wu speak in a big way.

Emperor Wu immediately gave him a grateful look, and then smiled and said: "The Great Elder doesn't know something, this story is about you and me, let me tell you."

"Oh?"

He suddenly felt baffled, what?
It's about you and me?

What's the matter with you and me?

"It was already midnight when I received the news that the elder Xia Mo wanted to surrender me, Da Zou. At that time, I was still in bed. So I didn't pay much attention to this news."

"Before the early dynasty, there was the exact news of Elder Tian, ​​which made me pay more attention. So, I asked Dian Wei to take Jin Yiwei to collect food and grass from the imperial capital and even the whole country. It was at this time that the morning dynasty began. !"

"In the beginning, I planned to directly expose Elder Tian's false surrender, but I felt that the time must have been rushed before Dian Wei came back. So I deliberately delayed it for a while and asked Hua Mulan to assist Dian Wei."

"Shortly afterwards, Hua Mulan came back and said that the matter had been settled. Only then did I expose Elder Tian's intentions. I never thought that Elder Tian Xia Mo would have a second hand, and he would directly attack and kill me, thereby destroying the entire Great Zou Center. Call back the army in my name, so that you can break through the border as soon as possible and enter the territory of Da Zou, right?"

Emperor Wu smiled awkwardly, as if everything that happened was under his control.

The analysis of Bei Yanzong in the spoken words can be said to be in place in one step, hitting the nail on the head.

unfortunately,

The members of the Beiyan Sect who were present were not surprised by Emperor Wu's wisdom, but showed a sneering expression.

The Second Elder Han Mengxi couldn't help but interjected: "Emperor Zou, are you unwilling to lose? You want to have fun in the story, right? Ah? If you were really so smart, you would now Is it a prisoner? Ah. Hahaha!"

Look, how bright the old guy's smile is!
It seems that the story told by Emperor Wu is full of absurdity, and it sounds very funny, like a joke.

But Emperor Wu didn't feel the slightest embarrassment.

He glanced at the other elders.

The more powerful elders such as Chen Shui couldn't help laughing, which made him very satisfied.

Sometimes, it's not that the story is too absurd, it's just that the reality is too ruthless.

"Emperor Wu, go ahead! I still want to hear what's different about the story you told!" Ye Xitian's face was full of smiles, obviously his opinion of Emperor Wu was lowered.

Thinking that he is just a fierce and introverted emperor, an incompetent person, it is ridiculous to say that he is so wise and powerful in the story.

However, listening to such stories more is conducive to a healthy and fresh mood, isn't it?
"Okay, then I'll continue talking!"

Emperor Wu didn't mind the cynicism of these people at all. He moistened his throat as usual, and then said: "Your intentions are very good, but it's a pity that I saw it in advance! That's why I followed the plan and set up a pocket Come on, let you get in."

"What's more, the elder was as stupid as a donkey that day. After killing me, he didn't make up the knife. I just lied to everyone by feigning death. Sure enough, you people from the Beiyan Sect received a letter from Elder Tian and Zhang Cai, Only then did they rush over with an army of more than 500 million people."

"After rushing into the palace, I was really surprised that I wanted to set up another new king! But you never thought that I was still alive, and came out to drive you away!"

"Although you have an army of more than 500 million, the value of soldiers lies in the quality, not in the number. It is common for a hundred thousand troops to break a million troops. Why should I be afraid of a group of mobs? For the rain, you are nothing more than powder in my eyes, and I will turn it into ashes as soon as I pinch it."

"Since you are so smart in this story, how did you become a prisoner in reality?"

The Great Elder Ye suddenly interjected a word, instantly making Emperor Wu's situation difficult.

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Great Elder, he probably lost too badly as the emperor, so he's just bragging in the story!"

"Yes, the self-victory method! I think I am smart and wise in the story, and I am unmatched!"

"Hahaha, Emperor Wu is really No. 1 since ancient times, I can't help laughing!"

The expressions and words of this group of people did not embarrass Emperor Wu at all. Instead, he looked at them with pity in his eyes.

Perhaps, this is the height that is incomprehensible to a foolish person?

It really is too cold at the heights!
Emperor Wu felt lonely.

"Okay, okay! You guys stop for a while, I have to continue telling the story!"

"Hahaha!"

"You talk, you talk and that's it!"

"Speak, the king of subjugation, you are the biggest today, so I will let you order!"

Soon the noise stopped.

All the disdainful eyes gathered on Emperor Wu again.

"When you later retreated to Suiyu City, I was very helpless. If the two armies retreated to Jiancheng, it would really weaken a lot of mobility for my big Zou cavalry. So, I asked Hua Mulan to think There is a way to mobilize the more than 500 million of you and cause civil turmoil."

"And you, it is a big mistake to surround me now. If you are in the city, I will not be able to touch you! You are as strong as a king, and no one can break it! But it is a pity, why did you come out to attack? The capital, want to surround me?"

The smile on Emperor Wu's face became stronger, and he laughed loudly: "Listen up, you are already surrounded by me, quickly put down your weapons, stop stubborn resistance, don't do things that are not beneficial to reality such as fighting trapped beasts! "

"Hahaha!"

"My God! Is this dog emperor crazy?"

"Old Xu, I think he is really crazy! It's really ridiculous to open his eyes and say such nonsense when we surround him!"

Chen Shui and Li Tianba almost burst out laughing without Emperor Wu's last words.

Nima!

The gods surrounded me!
There are so many people, one by one, pointing at you with weapons, and you still say that we are surrounded by you?

Where is your army?
what about your people?

Could it be you who surrounded us alone?
The words of Emperor Wu really overturned their three views since birth.

"Emperor Wu, if you can't accept such a cruel fact, then this old man advises you, stop fantasizing, raise your head, open your eyes and look around, you are the one who is surrounded!"

To be honest, Elder Ye felt a little sympathetic to Emperor Wu.

What a pity!

A well-behaved emperor turned into such a crazy appearance. This experience really dealt a great blow to his spirit. He was so stupid to think of it!
"Laugh, just laugh! I don't blame you, but you can't tell who the real one is, maybe we will find out soon!"

Emperor Wu still kept a smile on his face, and the luster of wisdom flashed in his black eyes.

(End of this chapter)