I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 70 "If You Were a Paper Man"

Leaning against the soft backrest of the bed in the bedroom, half-lying, holding the black gel pen tightly with her slender fingers, Yuu Takeuchi tilted her head, her long ponytail drooping down on her chest, she looked at the subject in front of her, The swishing voice came out of the pen smoothly, and he was concentrating on memorizing something.

Suddenly, with the change of the subject's movement, Takeuchi Yu also stopped the pen in his hand and looked up at the subject.

It's enough to play with the replica, and then we have to get to the point, otherwise, if we can't complete the mission plan, all her next actions will be just talk on paper.

"Okay, let's start studying the diary like this." The flexible right hand put on the glasses accurately, opened the zipper of the backpack, and took out the networked computer that had been prepared earlier.Yuu Takeuchi's expression also became formally serious, holding the bottom of the computer with one hand and asking: "Height, weight, blood type, preferences. In short, let me tell you all the basic information first."

The schedule was adjusted to early morning, [Kujo Josuke] sat up from the wide and tidy bed in the bedroom, completely ignoring the woman beside him.While simulating the journey of the main body while moving non-stop, he answered directly with a blank face.

"Hmm. That's how it is." Comparing with the notes, Yuu Takeuchi typed on the keyboard, and a line of words appeared next to the photo of Josuke himself in the document.

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Name: Kojo Jokai Real name: Raffaello Mercury
Sex: Male
Age: 17
Height, weight (growing): 183cm, 68kg
Nationality: Japanese, American

Occupation: Student

Birthplace: unknown
Birthday: 01.30
Constellation: Aquarius
Blood type: A
Language: English, Japanese, Arabic, Italian, etc.

Family status: biological father: (unknown) biological mother: (unknown)

Adoptive father: Jotaro Kujo
Adopted sister: Kongjo Xulun

Interest: I prefer women's beautiful, slender, and slender hands (the degree of preference is deepening year by year).Serious cleanliness.Severe OCD.

(Takeuchi Yu: No wonder the resistance is reduced when you touch it with your hands.)

Specialties: Nothing particularly bad

Favorite food: Standard meal with balanced nutrition

Disliked food: extremely spicy food (example: mapo tofu)

Favorite color: blue (blood red)

Cooking status: good.The level of culinary skills is quite high, especially good at Western-style meals.

Favorite place: the beach
Favorite clothing: Uniform

Collection hobby: My own fingernails will be collected to calculate the growth rate; female hands, only the favorite one (currently located in the base world [——]).

Specialized musical instruments: piano

Good at sports: not good at
Childhood dream: a peaceful and perfect happy life (same now)
Dear person: Jotaro Kujo
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"Well. In short, it's not bad, and the harvest is good." Looking at the content in the document, Takeuchi Yu just felt that it was not satisfactory, and she reluctantly nodded.Because when some questions were sometimes asked just now, the Chengjie clone would only say: "The main body has no memory." Other than that, there was no response at all.

If you want to formulate a perfect character strategy, only this information is not enough!

Yuu Takeuchi gritted her teeth, like a person who stayed up all night doing game clearance strategies. Now she thinks that she is playing a GALGAME, and Kujo Josuke, who is a character that can be conquered, is the one she must conquer. .

She has done this kind of strategy many times. As long as she understands all the other person's preferences and experiences, and then meets the other party at a carefully selected time and place, he will definitely have a kind of: "So understand me!" "There is a kind of love at first sight!" Feeling!", and then increase the favorability, play CG, and then everything will be a matter of course!
This is a routine that Takeuchi Yu, a carnivorous scumbag, never tires of playing. So far, all her "male gods" have bowed to her pomegranate skirt. Originally, it should not be difficult to face the younger class this time, but What I didn't expect was that there was a problem when I was doing the strategy at the beginning.

Although even if you make a strategy, you will sooner or later find that Kujo Josuke is an unraidable character, and your favorability will always be locked at the initial [0/100].

"The itinerary is too simple? It's so regular, I didn't expect it to be this type of killer, a demon with an ordinary appearance?"

Takeuchi Yu muttered, hooked his hand at the clone, and after thinking about it, he gave the last command.

"Come on, put this on. It won't hurt, well, it's only a little bit at most, it will pass through your brain after all."

"However, Josuke-sama can bear it, right?"

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Act.1
Raiders: Kujo Josuke (Normal)

Favorability【0/100】

Status: [Unfamiliar: He treats you like an ordinary stranger, even the Killer Queen won't like you. 】

[Camouflage: ——The hidden nature has not yet awakened.Want to find out?I advise you not to. 】

[The heartless person: The heartless person who observes the world through the glass, planning to attack him is a choice doomed to failure. 】

What are you doing, this broken system?Is it broken?Yuu Takeuchi looked at the prompt at the top of the computer screen, and she frowned unhappily at the long series of warning icons on the simulated object with Kujo Josuke's avatar in the game.

Is there something wrong with the embedded template?It doesn’t seem like this is a game she deliberately found a middleman on the black market. It is said that it is a love simulator with a limited number of releases by the "God of Raiders" Katsuragi Guima with a personality of "Real Game". How could there be such a thing? question.

Takeuchi Yu took a closer look at the replica as a prototype, and the whole person was about to disappear just now because of the receiver.After all, it is just a copy, and the instant body is based on Takeuchi Yu's physical fitness as a sample, which is one of the reasons why she is not satisfied with the copy.

"The information input has been completed, the replica should be fine no matter what."

The high-end laptop screen is still flickering with faint fluorescence, and the well-made game interface "protagonist" still has a blood-red status icon next to the avatar instead of green. Takeuchi Yu clicked the mouse a few times unwillingly, and could only listen to To the mechanical warning sound of "Please reconfirm".

".The success rate is low, I don't care if you are low or not!"

Regardless of Sanqi 21, I have put in so much effort, and I stayed up all night to grab tickets to Arkham Academy, and I deliberately picked someone like Komatsu to be my teammate. How could I give up just because of your warning?

Mouse click【Confirm】

[This game solemnly declares that this work is a product of individuality, and the final favorability of the game will slightly affect real characters, please pay attention to the players. 】

[Message from the producer: I hope the ending I see for you is good. 】

"What. Didn't this game have these prompts before? It's impossible to hit me across the network cable. What are you talking about?"

Mouse click【Start Game】

[The game is running normally: set according to the No. [-] background. 】

[Your name is Takeuchi Yuu, with quiet long black hair and a gentle yet heroic face, you are a beautiful female high school student, and you are in the second grade at the college (no copyright).

It is another spring and April of the year, and the beautiful petals of the flying cherry blossoms fall, bringing the ignorant hearts of teenagers and girls, stirring uneasy. 】

[The new semester has begun, you have to capture your true son as soon as possible within the limited time! 】

[Free activities can be held 3 times a week, please play the perfect HAPPY ENDING within two years! 】

【Archive: Open】【Read File: Open】

"For high school students, a senior who is a freshman should not be out of line, right?" Yuu Takeuchi stared at the screen: "Class. Class, yes. Group C for one year?"

[This is the freshman class, do you have anything to do? 】

Mouse click [dialogue]

【Takeuchi Yu: "Can you call Kujo Josuke-san for me?—"】

Ok? ? ? ? ?what happened?
I saw Takeuchi Yuu's real face distorted inconceivably, the bright red [GAME OVER] of the game interface was shining brightly in front of his eyes, and the gentle senior sister in the game waited for the tragic result without knowing it, and it turned out to be the target of his strategy Favorability has dropped to negative!
Attack target: Kujo Josuke (disgusted)

Favorability【-20/100】

Status update: [Disgust: He treats you as a troublesome stranger, and thinks it would be better if you didn't exist. The Killer Queen is now willing to give you a thumbs up. 】

[Reminder: Please guide according to the character characteristics of the target! 】

[Researcher's Note: This research subject hates being noticed in public.Remarks: try to use a more general way]

"I can't believe that I have pinched a completely in line with Master Chengjie's aesthetics. Restart the game!"

Mouse click [skip plot]

[As a standard literary girl, you are the vice president of the "Literary Club" in the school. An unexpected thing happened to you: that he also joined this club! 】

[The new semester has begun, and the freshmen in the first year of high school also joined the club.With a gentle and clean atmosphere, the literature club has attracted many new students, including the new school grass: Josuke Kujo. 】

[Do you want to archive? 】

Mouse click【Yes】

It must be archived, and Takeuchi Yu was a little crazy and chose to use up the few remaining archive slots.You know, Mr. Josuke's magical brain circuit will not be stingy because of: [Ask about related family topics] [I am attracting attention in front of everyone] [I realize that he is staring at the girl's hand] Such things will not be stingy The person who gave you a death CG!

Yu Takeuchi, who has died countless times, is now afraid that he made a wrong choice and typed out BAD ENDING. Now that there are not many save slots, if he wastes a few more, he will not be able to pass the game.

At that time, not only will all my hard work be in vain, but it will also reduce the initial favorability of the real Chengjie Master in reality. Such a result will not work!

[Do you want to check the favorability? 】

Click [View]: Kujo Josuke (First Acquaintance)
Favorability【10/100】

Status update: [First acquaintance: He regards you as an ordinary person he knows, and slightly feels that you have well-maintained hands and exquisite nails. 】

[Vigilance: Your overly enthusiastic attitude has triggered his keen perception. 】

"I have activities three times a week, besides looking for you, I just go for manicures and nursing care! I just hope that Mr. Chengsuke is not the kind of top student who cares about grades. Otherwise, my grades in the game will definitely not pass the level."

Mouse click [dialogue]

【Takeuchi Yu: "Is Josuke-kun reading again? What kind of book is this? It looks very interesting."】

【Kujo Josuke: "It's a book on literature. I like this author very much."】

【Takeuchi Yu: "I want to take a look too, can I?"】

Having fully learned the lessons of the previous few archives, there is no one in the club lounge except for the two of them!Takeuchi Yu looked at Josuke's reaction in the game with anxiety.

All I saw was the young man in school uniform looking up, avoiding the drooping hair of the girl next to him, watching her slender fingers touching the black book cover, her Adam's apple sliding up and down.

【Korajo Josuke: "Well, I also found this book in the club. This is a book that everyone can read."]

【drop--!Status update! 】

Raiders role: Josuke Kujo (appreciation)

Favorability【30/100】

Status update: [Appreciation: He regards you as a high-quality "girlfriend" backup, and thinks that you have well-maintained hands and exquisite nails are very attractive. 】

[Gentleman: Choosing to tolerate a little bit of a lady's shortcomings is the basic of a gentleman, after all——. 】

"Finally, I have a good impression!! Maybe this can be the ending of the first HE."

Excited that even the hand holding the mouse trembled a little, Takeuchi Yu hurriedly used his left hand to press his right hand to operate, as if he was afraid that the characters in the game would feel impatient if he was too slow for a while.

【Takeuchi Yu: "I remember that there is a bookstore that also has many books of this type? Do you want to go and have a look together?"】

【Takeuchi Yu: "Ah, there are very few people there, and it's a quiet and beautiful place."】

【Kajo Josuke: "Since senior sister said so, let's gather at that store after school."】

【Kujo Josuke: "Can you tell me where that store is?"】

【Takeuchi Yu: "? But let's go together"】

【Kajo Josuke: "Let's go separately, it will be more convenient."】

I am satisfied, after all, the favorability is not very high, and it is not bad to be able to ask two people to get along alone.Thinking of this, Takeuchi Yu still clutched his chest and got excited for a while before continuing to click the mouse.

[Spacious, neat and beautiful bookstore, this is your carefully chosen date place.It's your best choice after shopping around and looking at the teasing eyes of your classmates. However, as long as you can date that person, all the hard work is worth it. 】

[Dating time is short and beautiful, even if you just read your favorite book together with a smile and talked about your favorite topic.Under the ambiguous light of the evening, you feel that the distance between yourself and him is one step closer. 】

【Kujo Josuke: "Shall I take you home?"】

【Kajo Josuke: "By the way, your hands are really beautiful. The knuckles are round, the thickness is just right, and the skin is smooth."】

【Kujo Josuke: "Did I scare you? I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Can I hold your hand?"】

Is it progressing so fast? ?Almost unbelievable, Takeuchi Yu looked at Josuke in the game, holding "my" hand gently and domineeringly with an irrefutable momentum, gently lowered her head, and gave the girl a gentle slap on top. kiss.

Kujo Josuke (Longing)
Favorability【50/100】

Status update: [Desire: He regards you as the one he wants to win, and the Killer Queen is already ready to move. 】

A knight's kiss!Awesome Anyway, this works.Takeuchi Yuu exhaled, and after thinking about it, she lay down and relaxed. The soft bed made her feel better.This will definitely produce a HE CG, but I don’t know if it’s [Dating in the Afternoon] or [Guardian of the Knight].
[Harvest CG: Bloody Tenderness. 】

【"If I'm not wrong, you like me, right?" Putting the girl's hand on his lips, he murmured, "You are my girlfriend now."】

[The game is over, looking forward to your next play. 】

[Producer's comment: I saw your ending. 】

this?Varied?what? !
　The role of this girl is temporarily gone. .

　　
　
(End of this chapter)