I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 169 The Filipino Dog Terminator (Two in One)

In fact, heroic spirits are not easy characters to get along with. These people are not the protagonists in myths and legends and heroic epics, or well-known figures in the history of various countries and famous biographies.There is no doubt that these people are not extraordinary people, and most of them have strange personalities.

However, when these "one husband guards the gate, ten thousand husbands cannot open" heroes and heroes, regardless of the entanglements and grievances in their lives, they gather together joyfully and joyfully just to hold a small "welcome party", this still makes people feel excited. An incredible feeling.

Here is the "Pioneer of the Stars" who can reverse the history of mankind by himself and create myths and legends with human bodies: the modern Prometheus who unlocked the secret of thunder and sent "the power of God" to the world—— Gula Tesla; completed the incredible miracle of traveling around the world, the woman who shot down the sun - Francis Drake.

Although the former is sitting at the dining table, rapping wildly with Edison in an arrogant tone for a small biscuit, the impression in the minds of others has perfectly achieved the transformation from "rebellious genius" → "elementary chicken".And the latter didn't give in, he was pouring rum into his mouth while madly chasing a big pirate who liked little porn books, and with the support of two pirate sisters, one tall and one short, the battle became more and more fierce .

There are also gods in myths and legends, heroes in heroic epics, and great figures in real history. But
A certain Venus goddess Ishtar is pointing at the nose of Uruk King Gilgamesh (CASTER) and yelling because the latter has stolen a gemstone she likes very much, and claims that "this should be provided by Treasures of the king (as wages)"; and another Gilgamesh (ARCHER) of different occupations is sitting with Pharaoh Ramses II and Cave King Edmund Dantès. On a sofa, as long as they look at each other, for some reason, there will be a burst of laughter after a while.

"Haha" "Hahaha" "Hahaha" "Kuhaha" "Krypton hahaha" "Clam clam clack" "Everyone krypton everyone krypton—"

And a certain Indian brother over there fell into daily discussions because of an accident when the two of them took photoshoots: in one photo, Karna was normal, but Arjuna was so dark that he could only see his teeth clearly; In one photo, Arjuna is normal, but Karna is overexposed and nothing can be seen.

The magician of flowers over there, the big brother of the nightmare, the cute magic Merlin (Merlin) who is loved by everyone, is being chased by Romani, the doctor of Chaldea, and seven girls with the same face and hairy hair. A few brawny onlookers who were out of sight and out of mind could vaguely make people hear something like "Eat me a sword of victory contract", "Look at my unmarked sword of victory", "Catch me and burn victory without scratching" "Sword of Sword", "Black Dragon Shuangke Victory Sword-".

What else is there? His Majesty the Emperor of Love and Flowers (Nero Claudius) and His Highness the Vampire Witch (Elizabeth Bathory), the two of them are chattering and chattering, and they are trying to get out from Leonardo Daphne. Qi snatched the microphone from his hand, came to hold a concert, sang a song to celebrate and welcome the arrival of newcomers.

The world-class consulting detective Sherlock Holmes is working with the world-class consulting criminal James Moriarty. The two look at each other disgustedly, and they back and forth to the only cup of black tea on the table, "This is your "It's your black tea", "No, it's your black tea", and the words of sarcasm are endless.

The famous vampire and Romanian (Embroidery Duke) Grand Justice obediently sat on a chair and knit, letting Nursery Rhymes and Jack the Ripper make noise at his knees, and the finished small woolen toys were piled up on the surrounding tea tables .

Cu Chulainn, the son of light in Ireland, Cu Chulainn the darkened mad king, and Cu Chulainn the hunter in the forest, these three people are being surrounded by the queen of the land of shadows and the queen of Connaught, looking at each other and revealing Confused expression.Obviously it is the love of three people, but they just played a pentagonal love. It really deserves to be a Celtic album.

And Kujo Josuke, who saw all this, said that how bold a person is, the impression will be broken. The original image of those imagined characters quickly collapsed in the eyes of Kujo Josuke, and became the current funny appearance .

"It's lively enough and very high-end." Kujo Josuke let his eyes go blank, echoed Emiya and said the words of greeting, feeling the eyes of those heroic spirits slowly gathering on him, he skillfully introduced himself: "Kongtiao city referral, job referral to foreigners, please give me more advice."

"There is another heroic spirit from a foreigner's job agency. It is said that when Abby came to Chaldea for the first time, everyone was shocked by her job agency, meow!" The maid, Ms. Yuzao Meow, came over with the dessert and smiled sweetly: "Welcome Meow! I am Yuzao Meow! We have prepared a delicious banquet for you, whether it is Chinese cuisine, Japanese cuisine, or French cuisine. Everything is available. Meow!"

"Hey, then I'll be rude to you—" Before Kujo Josuke could react, Robin Hood suddenly jumped out, took the cupcakes on the tray and ran away, calm as a virgin, moving like a rabbit, and realized Lightning ran away with a single blow.

"! That's for Tamamo-nya, Kujo-kun!" A huge tic-tac-toe appeared above Tamamo-niao's head, but because of Robin Hood's disappearance in an instant, and also paying attention to Kujo Josuke's impression of Chaldea (although he no longer impression), she still held back her anger: "Forget it, Kujo-kun, let's go to the middle of the restaurant together, where there is still a lot of food."

Kujo Josuke nodded, and followed Tamamo Nyan, the idiot Master behind him was dragged down by a green-haired woman in kimono.

"That's Kiyohime, she helped you to some extent by helping to throw the idiot Master away." Noticing Kujo Josuke's gaze, Emiya explained casually: "Afterwards, you will also slowly talk to everyone. Familiar, the welcome party is mainly an introduction, although I think they just want to get together and make a fuss."

The three walked through the crowd and slowly walked to the front. On the way, many people greeted Kujo Josuke with smiles, and their attitudes were quite friendly.However, Kujo Josuke has already believed Emiya's explanation. These heroic spirits who "had a good time before the parties to the welcome party arrived" probably insisted on holding the welcome party because they refused to let go of the opportunity of the party.

In fact, when Kujo Josuke made his voice, the cafeteria became a lot quieter, and most of the people were very interested in paying attention to this newcomer.When the King of the Kitchen and the newcomers came to the front, everyone knew that the customary plot of the welcome meeting would begin, and they all looked at the three of them with great interest.

"Ahem——" Very old-fashioned, Mr. Emiya, the patriarch (mother) of Chaldea, was very imposing, and said to these heroic spirits who were eating under his hands: "Today's welcome meeting mainly introduces this I am a new heroic spirit, I hope everyone can help each other in the future, be harmonious and friendly, strive to be civilized people, do more civilized things, and jointly build a beautiful Chaldea."

"Papapa--" All the heroic spirits applauded wildly as if they were in a meeting, with a gentle smile on the interface of Kongtiaocheng, and a bewildered cube in their hearts.how?That's welcome?Although I know that this welcome meeting is likely to be just a formality, and I don't know these heroic spirits, and I can't talk to them, but it's a bit too much to end so soon, right?

"Kujo-kun is still not used to it? Speaking in such a tone?" Perhaps because Kujo Josuke was a little silent, Tamazamo quietly explained to Kujo Josuke: "This is called bureaucratic speaking, and it is an advanced conversation skill. , Emiya learned it from a master during a rental call!"

I'm afraid it's not a socialist master. No wonder all the heroic spirits are applauding. This is because they are afraid of the beatings of socialism
Kujo Josuke gave a "hmm", then saw Emiya nodded and straightened the apron very formally.Then, he proved with facts that this magical welcome party was not over.As the applause ended, Mama Emiya began his formal speech. It was a very characteristic long speech. From the perspective of a kitchen worker, she walked into the grassroots and felt the suffering and tiredness of the heroic spirits. happy.

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Although the idea of ​​"Is this Chaldea not right" ran through his mind, Kujo Josuke didn't know what is the correct Chaldea, he still watched all the heroic spirits clapping like crazy seals, silently chose not to speak.

After Emiya's mother finished speaking, it was estimated that 5 minutes had passed, and before Emiya continued to say anything, Gilgamesh down there became very impatient.

"Faker, don't waste your time there—" Lack of Socialism, Slave Society, Secondary Hero King Gilgamesh (ARCHER) spoke very arrogantly. He stood up from the sofa and said with a smile on his face: "New guy, do you want to join us, eh?—"

No, I refuse, I don't want to be with a psycho.

Before Kujo Josuke showed a gesture of rejection, Emiya, who was called FAKER, retorted coldly: "Oh, join you? Would you like to step on the streetlights with you, or bathe together on the beach wearing leopard print underwear? Sunshine showing the demeanor of a king? Or is it crazy like a mentally retarded [hahahahahahaha]? Gilgamesh, you are too old, why can’t you learn from Lord Shihuang, do something practical for Chaldea, and pull a little bit GDP? You are allowed to engage in mercury production without mentioning it, and no one expects you to be selected as a "new entrepreneur" like Lord Shihuang, but you are a bastard with a big gold chain, and you are not civilized at all. Quality, quality, special, special, low, inferior—”

"You—! FAKER—! I tell you—"

"What are you telling me? If you talk to me in such a tone, I will let you stew cabbage and potatoes every day, and enjoy the taste of remembering bitterness and thinking sweet!" Awed gaze.

That's right, this is the courage of the king of the Chaldean kitchen, who can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen, capable of writing, martial arts, wisdom and bravery!This is Mama Emiya, the spokesperson for socialism in the new era of Chaldea!
Gilgamesh, who was threatened by food, was extremely unwilling, but he couldn't make a move, and looked left and right, no one dared to mess with this powerful figure in the Chaldean kitchen.After all, who wants to eat the food made by Mother Emiya who has MAX housekeeping skills?

As a teammate of the "Haha Team", Ramesses II glanced at Kujo Josuke. He knew that this newcomer would be his roommate, so he said to Gilgamesh: "Golden, sit down first." , don’t bring up this topic (don’t get me involved), Yu can ask the newcomer if he’s interested in joining for you.”

"Hmph, since the sun has spoken for you, FAKER, then I'll let you go—!" Gilgamesh sat down in humiliation after finding the steps, thinking that sooner or later he would have to eat and drink independently, and find a better cook than him. Emiya's more delicious Heroic Spirit!He glanced at Kongtiao Chengjie, but still felt unwilling. It was the first time he saw the existence he was so interested in, so he said: "Well, Chengjie, if you want to come, you can go to Uruk Palace Find me, dormitory number 1203——!"

Before the people around him were surprised, this Gilgamesh didn't call him a bastard before he was forcefully interrupted by a scream.

"Gilgamesh!!! You idiot!!! I paid the rent for the palace of Uruk!—" Venus Goddess Ishtar uttered a shrill cry, obviously dissatisfied with Gilgamesh: " I spent so many gems! How can you call someone into a girl's room!"

"Shut up! The palace of Uruk is so big! Besides, you are not a woman! If you talk about it, the rent will be doubled—"

"I grew up! The Uruk palace is the room of the three of us, and you actually collected the rent from Ishtar's sister!" Hearing this, Mr. Gilgamesh, who was a job agent, looked at the King of Heroes with his eyes.

"That's right!" Ishtar said aggrievedly.

"We share the gems." Jill said with a smile.

"Cut, just say it."

Isn't "." just a dormitory, how big can it be?Also known as the royal palace. Kujo Josuke looked at these people with the eyes of a psychopath, remained silent, and took a step back.After all, it would be bad to be infected.

"Haha, it's okay, it's golden! Yu's pyramid can be used to entertain guests!" Ramses II smiled and said, "Yu and this handsome hero are roommates in the same dormitory."

"." Kujo Josuke: Now I regret it and don't want to be roommates with you.

At this time, Kujo Josuke didn't express his regret, he just thought about it in his heart.Of course, when he pushed open the door of his dormitory and saw a huge pyramid inserted upside down inside, Ramses II stood at the door and greeted him with the Sphinx, then he probably would really regret it. .

"Kuhaha, you're too impatient, my teammate!" Cave King, Edmund Dantès held down the brim of his hat, showing a habitual half-smile expression, which was the signature expression of their avenger job agent Heroic Spirit. "The newcomer is indeed a very interesting person, my prison tower can also be used as a place for entertaining, hold a banquet for him in my dream!"

No, I don't want to sing tears behind bars.

Before Kujo Josuke could react, it seemed that the other heroic spirits had been led astray by these three hahaha psychopaths, and they started to think about themselves one after another.

"Elizabeth and I will hold a concert together!——" "We can also have an afternoon tea party at the round table" "Then we will—"

Then, most importantly:

"Take turns! Let's take turns!" Gilgamesh said: "We take turns to entertain, but this king must be the strongest!"

Seeing Gilgamesh's eyes as if asking for credit, Kujo Josuke smiled, his handsome face was so handsome that it glowed, of course, the light of death.

May I ask you to die?Come on, let me show you my pink cat——

　[This chapter is the real 71 chapters!I finished the two missing episodes, and I will make up for the normal update in one stage during the summer vacation! 】Thank you book friend 20190204094417515 for your January ticket support! ! !

　　
　
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