I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 165 The Filipino Dog Terminator (Two in One)

Kujo Josuke, dressed in a white suit, has a handsome appearance and a standard smile. He is indeed a role model for office workers and white-collar workers, and a winner in life who stands at the top of society.Because the power of man, society and animals moved the heavens and the earth, the gods of Alaya and Gaia specially took care of him and gave him his name, Heroic Spirit of Office Workers!

The above is of course a joke. Kujo Josuke himself was not happy to be brought to this Chaldea. It can even be said that if Fujimaru Tachika hadn’t been lucky, Kujo Josuke thought this person was quite reliable at first glance. As expected, he was killed by Kujo Josuke's Killer Queen.

Although Kujo Josuke really wants to go back and let himself see an ophthalmology department, why do you think Fujimaru Tachika is reliable?
Kujo Josuke watched the sand sculpture master in front of him walk with model steps, rubbing forward on the smooth tiles in the Chaldean corridor, turning his head while walking, his face was full of excitement, as if asking for credit for Kujo Josuke Say.

"Mr. Kujo! Look! I can walk like this, it's very interesting! I can even lick my own nose with my tongue! And I can even plug my ears into their sockets!"

I don't know where a soundtrack came from, and the devilish male voice sang weakly. "Friction, friction, steps like a devil ~ step by step, like minions, steps like a devil~"

What the hell!Where did you get your skate shoes!Hailan House!Also, put your ears in your ear sockets, are you Giorno Giovanna!
Kujo Josuke didn't know why such thoughts popped up in his mind, he just felt that the killing intent was about to move, and the idea of ​​killing Sao Fujimaru Tachika became stronger and stronger.

And at this time, the sand sculpture master who was surrounded by killing intent was still laughing like a mentally handicapped person. He opened his eyes wide and looked at his male god, becoming more and more intoxicated. Fujimaru Tatsuka felt that he was great!Just today is full of energy!Love and fight!We must all go forward!

Although no one can fathom Fujimaru Tachika's thinking, his brain circuit is comparable to a short-circuited circuit, only one step away from an explosion.But this time when he did this, he really remembered what someone said before: If you want to gain someone's favor, you must let her feel your charm and know your strengths and strengths!Fujimaru Tatsuka's original intention was to perform well in front of his male god, combined with this sentence, he decided to show his strengths!

"I'm really really really really really good! Every day, prevent depression! 3, 2, 1! - Get up in the morning! Embrace the sun! Let the body be full, bright sunshine! Full of positive energy - puff--"

Fujimaru Tateka, who was happily jumping around the Kujo Castle, had no idea that he was approaching the last moment of his life. He felt a heavy blow to his abdomen, and spit out a mosaic mixture of blood and something.

"Shut up is a virtue, Fujimaru Tachika, remember this truth." Kujo Josuke, who didn't want to use honorific words to this person, withdrew his fist, and shook his hands in disgust, always feeling that the clothes of this idiot would be stained if he touched his hands On the idiot's breath.

Ms. Matthew Kyrielight, the operation representative who has been silent next to her, silently supported Fujimaru Tachika, then held him up with a shield, and continued on her way.

Looking at Josuke Kujo, who seemed to be in a good mood, Mash quietly said to Tatsuka Fujimaru on the shield, "Senior, be honest, Mr. Kujo doesn't seem to like people who talk too much."

No matter how you say it, let’s get it out of the way first. Anyway, senior’s face control is only a 3-minute hotness. Wait until senior doesn’t like Mr. Kujo.
"Matthew."

"Huh?" After being interrupted by Fujimaru Tachika, Matthew Kyrielight quietly moved his ear a little: "Senior, I didn't hear what you said just now. Can you say it again?"

"Mashu." Fujimaru Tachika raised his head with difficulty, like a dying seriously injured patient, with a silly smile on his face, like a mentally handicapped child: "This. Combat suit, don't. Wash it."

Hearing this sentence, Matthew Kyrielight was taken aback, subconsciously raised his head to see the reaction of Kujo Josuke in front of him.

After hearing these words, Kujo Josuke sneered, and Fujimaru Tatsuka trembled in fright, and his eyes widened.

Is it because your little husband is drifting away, or is it that I, Fat Tiger, can't hold a knife anymore?
Kujo Josuke has silently changed the goal of "find a way to leave Chaldea" in his mind to "kill this idiot master and find a way to make Chaldea his own". Congratulations, congratulations , Mr. Kujo took a step in the direction of the villain BOSS.

Seeing that her male god didn't show any reaction, Fujimaru Tatsuka felt lingering fear, smiled awkwardly, and comforted herself that it was nothing serious.If he knew that the more aggressive he was, the lower the favorability of others would be, he might hit the wall and commit suicide.

If Fujimaru Tachika had any favorability system, he would have found that when the two of them first met, Kujo Josuke's favorability was [0: An ordinary stranger, not worthy of more attention]. When he was making sand sculptures to death, the favorability of Kutiao Chengjie dropped from [-1] [-10] [-100] [-999] [-999].

Up to now, the favorability is about [-∞: Hello dear, this mentally handicapped dear, please go die dear].

Well, this is the end of a random strategy without a strategy.

For Fujimaru Tachika, he has lingering fears, and he will stop committing crimes for a while.For Kujo Josuke, it means that this idiot has finally calmed down a bit, and he can finally stop looking at him like a statue.

Straightening the watch on his right wrist, Kujo Josuke estimated the time, and it was time for dinner.For a person who abides by the law of life like a plant, when to eat, when to sleep, and when to work, it should be the same as the timetable, and daily life should be regular.

I don’t know why I was suddenly summoned here today, breaking a lot of things on the schedule, Kujo Josuke frowned, he should have dinner at home with Mr. Jotaro and Xu Lun
"Yo! Hello!"

Kujo Josuke heard a frivolous male voice, he followed the source of the voice and looked up, and found a blond man in a green cloak smiling at him.The visitor didn't care about Kujo Josuke's slightly indifferent attitude, he jumped down from the top of the corridor, landed firmly on the ground, and waved his hand as a greeting: "We met for the first time, although I want to say that I am not the one in the legend. You are a great thief, but it is useless to deny that you want to come, anyway, you are used to it, just call me Robin Hood, you are the new Heroic Spirit!"

Robin Hood is indeed a legendary figure. Kujo Josuke didn't care about it, but nodded perfunctorily and said, "Heroic spirit. I can't be called a heroic spirit. I don't have any great deeds. Everyone must have never heard of my name. You Just call me blank."

There are no great deeds, but there are many villain deeds. What kind of massacre, what kind of world destruction? Anyway, I haven’t done many good things, but I have done a lot of bad things.Kujo Josuke couldn't understand what Gaia and Alaya were thinking, so he turned himself into a heroic spirit and brought him to Chaldea. Are you sure he's right?

"Hey, little brother, then we are really destined." Robin Hood grinned, feeling in a good mood. "I'm also called a heroic spirit with those famous heroes, well-known figures in myths and legends. I'm really unlucky enough."

Kujo Josuke raised his eyes and looked at the other party, his eyes showed no emotion.

Being watched like this, Robin Hood smiled indifferently, and his temper was quite good.You must know that there are some heroic spirits who open treasures when they disagree, and fight duels when they disagree.His blond hair was hidden in the hat, and even most of his face was covered by the shadow of the hat, only a small half of his face was exposed, with a smile on it.

Sure enough, is it inferiority?Although he is a grand thief, he is still a thief, and he also said, "I am not a legendary grand thief." Kujo Josuke was thoughtful, this heroic spirit who called himself Robin Hood obviously had some minor psychological problems, habitually Belittle yourself and belittle your own achievements.But it’s understandable when you think about it. This is Chaldea, and the most indispensable thing is heroic spirits. Many of the heroic spirits are mythological figures and historical figures, and many of them have great achievements that ordinary people can’t directly see. In this environment, inferiority complex It is also understandable.

However, it is impossible for him to feel inferior, Kong Tiaocheng thought, he doesn't care about what he has done, the world only recognizes the weak and the strong.He thinks that no one can defeat him, so he has always hidden his conceit in his heart, but it is only hidden under the disguise of an "ordinary person".

"You should be going to the welcome party. It seems to be about to start." Robin Hood said to Kujo Josuke. Xiang, chuckled: "Sure enough, I said why you are so slow, it seems that the Master has committed an old problem again."

"Old problem?" Kujo Josuke raised his eyebrows, feeling that his favorability for Fujimaru Tachika was even lower, such a volatile person might as well be like him and relentlessly reject him from the beginning.

"Color control, it's very simple!" Robin Hood said: "Many heroic spirits are not ordinary people, and their appearance is one in a million. It is natural to be seen."

"You know the Holy Grail War, right? It's a war where heroic spirits are summoned to compete for the Holy Grail. Some masters will have relationships with heroic spirits. On the one hand, it is to replenish magic power, and on the other hand, it is some inferior thoughts of human beings. In short, brother, you want Be careful." Robin Hood probably thought that Kujo Josuke was as unknown as he was, and they were all non-combat heroic spirits working behind the scenes, so he looked at his face in a mother's tone and said worriedly: "Although he is a man, this It’s not a disadvantage in terms of it, but those young ladies and masters like to play love stories, so this is not good, so don’t get entangled.”

"I remember that Dantès was so confused by those little girls that he didn't dare to rent a call." Robin Hood said, "Those boyfriends on the moon are so popular, and so is Arthur. After that, you probably have to pay for it." joined."

"However, although this master is mentally ill, he is still a good person. I mainly want to remind you to be careful when you are summoned to the singularity by lease." Robin Hood said: "At that time, you should sign a lease contract, and you should not Master contract you know, be careful about this."

Lease call, lease. Is this Chaldea a big intermediary?Are the heroic spirits inside going to participate in the Holy Grail War?Kujo Josuke frowned, he thought he could just stay here, but such an unexpected situation happened again.

Seeing Kujo Josuke's expression, Robin Hood smiled again, and said comfortingly, "But that kind of situation is rare, and I haven't encountered it very often. It's probably because he's ugly."

"Let's go to the welcome party first. I'll explain the rental summoning to you later." Robin Hood said, "But I'm fixed in the forest at the Orleans singularity, or else I can go and accompany you."

The group of people walked together, aiming at the cafeteria of Chaldea, where the welcome party was held.Seeing that Kujo Josuke and Robin Hood had a happy conversation, Matthew also stepped forward to explain.

"Because Chaldea needs energy to run, that's why the rental summoning is done." Matthew said: "It's completely safe, it's just that the projection comes to the singularity, and it will completely follow the personal wishes of the heroic spirits. As for...replenishing the magic." Said At this point, her face was a little red, and she whispered: "Senior is just a simple face control, and it was the same before. He seems to be very simple with you, and there is no other meaning, Mr. Kongjo, don't misunderstand!"

I know, that guy is a simple idiot with a blank expression on his face.

"The lease call will get a lot of resources, and then the heroic spirits can also get the resources themselves. If they win, they can also get the Holy Grail that can be wished, and they can find what they need in these special points." Matthew said.

"Let me explain to you that in Chaldea, people like me who are regularly active in the seven singularities are on duty." Robin Hood said: "For people like BB and Shaseiyuan Qihuang, they always go out to fight for the Holy Grail." War, activities in various strange singularities, this is called field work, how about it, is it easy to understand?"

Nodding, this kind of social animal term Kujo Josuke is too understanding.

"Well, Mr. Kujo~" Tatsuka Fujimaru said with a little flattery, "Here we are, the cafeteria is the one in front, it looks like it has been decorated, I just told them in advance, let's go in?"

Fujimaru Tachika looked pitiful with dog eyes, Kujo Josuke twitched, ignored him, and walked into the cafeteria.

Speaking of the cafeteria, now it seems that this is more like an auditorium, or the kind that is very spacious and beautiful.There are retro wall lamps hanging on the snow-white walls, the silk tablecloth exudes a strong aristocratic atmosphere, a few heroic spirits are swaying on the soft sofa, and countless fine wines are randomly placed on the table.This scene, combined with the identities of these people, is like a "banquet of the gods".

"Although they are all social animals, there are still two different things between good-looking social animals and ugly ones!" Robin Hood laughed at himself and said with a smile: "Look at the decoration, it's so beautiful, it's too high-end!"

"Think too much!" Emiya's mother, who was holding a plate, said coldly: "You three-stars are out too often, what's wrong with being simple!" Softened, said: "Archer, just call me Emiya."

Unknowingly, everyone's attention was drawn to the door, and most of them looked at Kujo Josuke openly or secretly. There was no malice in their eyes, but pure curiosity, so he took a deep breath and said:

"Outsider, Kutiao Chengjie." The beauty halo activated silently. "Please advise me a lot."

　This chapter is two in one, there is still one more, and I will make it up later!Thanks to the book friend 20190204094417516 for the January ticket support! ! !Thank you for the support of the January ticket! ! !Thanks to Brabbo for the support of the February ticket! ! !

　　
　
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