I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 148
[The episode has been replaced]

[The author wants to write a side story about the city in Chaldea, so the name of this chapter is temporarily ignored]

Chapter 50 Filipino Dog Terminator Kujo Josuke

[This episode is a branch of the main plot, which has nothing to do with the main plot, and can be regarded as a parallel world. 】

[Gu Dafu here can be regarded as the author himself (I am willing to let me meet my city agent!), well, anyway, I don’t mean to discredit the majority of players! ! 】

Kujo Josuke is an anti-heroic spirit, probably.

According to common sense, anti-heroic spirits refer to being hated by people, but their evil deeds saved people as a result, so in people's mouth, evil deeds become good deeds.

But Kujo Josuke himself has no intention of saving the world at all, he just wants to live a peaceful life with his family.A good BOSS had no choice but to become the savior. Finally, the plot ended and he could live a peaceful life. In the end, he fell asleep and was even thrown into the Hall of Valor? ? ?

Killer Queen! Switch on!

"Mr. Kujo Josuke." Fujimaru Tatsuka (male) smiled awkwardly and wiped his saliva.Although this handsome man is really angry, but the iceberg breath is daunting, he quietly said to this cold-hearted heroic spirit: "Everyone in Chaldea is very curious about you, then go. Originally, Caleb There’s something about the welcome party for newcomers at the end of the day, so take a look.”

Kujo Josuke: "Hehe." Standard smile

Kujo Josuke's fully awakened BOSS is not the previous state of amnesia.Kujo, hanging, root, fallen true ancestor, pillar of the world, listed savior, handsome office worker, Josuke, now there is really no meaning of cooperation at all, and the eyes of this master make Kujo Josuke even feel To a chill.
Anyway!The heroic spirit of Chaldea?Kujo Josuke, who came to the world of pan-human history from the Heterogenetic Belt after waking up, sneered, Alaya, Gaia, just wait.
Looking at the gentleman in front of him with wild air-conditioning, Gu Dafu suddenly felt that he might catch a cold if he stayed like this. Although a beauty is good, he should not be greedy.He had no choice but to laugh again: "Well, everyone has no malicious intentions. Although I also know that Mr. Kujo Josuke is not familiar with everyone now, but after getting to know everyone, you will find that everyone is not a bad person. And that Josuke you Didn’t I say that I came by accident, so I need to get to know everyone more, one more person and one more road, all roads lead to Rome, success will come soon, successful people learn to seize opportunities, never come again, as long as 998 is perfect The male god took it home. Chiliu"

Friends, are you talking about cross talk?

How many years, how many years, I haven't seen anyone drooling at me!Kujo Josuke looked at the master who wished he could finish a set of cross talk by himself, and felt that maybe Alaya and Gaia had no conspiracy, maybe the two of them just wanted to use their own hands to kill this magical conch. The master of the city rectifies the appearance of the city.And now, Kujo Josuke even expressed his willingness to make a move.

I am not your employee yet, you are sexually harassed in the workplace.Look at me again, you, life, no, gone.

Fujimaru Tachika: "The 8828 garbage phone, with a plastic shell body, a blurred retina screen, and 18G memory, pays tribute to a failed life. The 8828 garbage phone has an exclusive key for leaking secrets, and it explodes automatically when it is separated by two meters. It is very poor and garbage. A little distance, this distance is scary. If you forget it, it will explode, if you lose it, it will leak, if you forget your mobile phone, the whole family will be hiccupped.”

Nymphomaniac and mentally handicapped, in addition to playing idiom Solitaire by himself, he even played a sand sculpture advertisement.
Kujo Josuke: I don't think I even need my Killer Queen, he can blow himself up with that phone.

In ancient times, there were chaotic evil Gudaozi who tore up heroic spirits by hand, and today there are modern sand sculptures of mentally handicapped gay Gudaf online idiots.It is indeed worthy of the fact that Chaldea has a large number of talents, and the gift is given to the king of kings!

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"That's the control room. Here it is." Fujimaru Tatsuka pointed to the building over there and said, "This is the cafeteria staff lounge."

It's actually quite normal. Kujo Josuke has already seen Fujimaru Tatsuka as a gifted and mentally handicapped child. I thought this visit was polite, but I didn't expect it to be quite normal.

"Well, this is your room. I wanted you to live with me, but Matthew beat me up, so you can just live here."

Although he didn't know who Mash was, Kujo Josuke felt that this person was quite generous.

And if you dare to live with me, I'm sorry, you're dead.

"A room between two people?" Kongtiao Chengsuke glanced at the name on the door plate, and read it word by word: "Wang, Zhong, Wang?"

Ham sausage you? !

Fujimaru Tachika: "Ah, this is Pharaoh Osmandias. Ah! That is Ramesses II! Josuke, you should know!"

Don't care about anything else, when you call me, read my full name honestly, with honorifics, otherwise, you will die.

Kujo Josuke showed a standard BOSS sneer, feeling that he had won in a straight line patiently.Whenever I can't bear it anymore and want to make a move, this brainless master will start to play idioms, get caught in commercials, sing, go crazy, hahahahaha.
Fujimaru Tachika: "Oh, hello, mom, I heard you are the best mom in the world, so, what do you think, boys wink (ding~)"

What a fucking idiot, I feel like killing him dirty the hands of the Killer Queen. I don't want to kill him.
The next visit went smoothly. After ignoring the idiot Master, Kujo Josuke felt that the environment here was not bad.Now that I can't connect with my own world, it's not bad to use this place as a foothold. At least no one knows me, so there shouldn't be any trouble.

Kujo Josuke found that, except for the idiot Master, the entire Chaldea people were okay, at least they were normal people.

But, this. Mona Lisa?

Da Vinci felt a little strange, why does this hero seem to care about him, but it seems that they don't know each other?She is rich in psychological activities, and she still looks like a gentle big sister on the surface: "I don't know if the master told you that we have resources in Chaldea, that is, if you want to upgrade, you need dog food, and to upgrade your attack and defense, you need Fu Fu, you need to eat raw hearts to improve your skills. As for the resources, you also need your heroic spirits to fight for them, they don’t come for nothing—”

Fujimaru Tachika: Eat me and hug my thigh——

"Mr. Kujo Josuke (crack) I have a liver here (crack) you are full of broken materials, dog food, and full of skills—"

Kicking Fujimaru Tachika away mercilessly, stepping on 56789 feet, and taking away the box of resources, Kujo Josuke smiled perfunctorily at Da Vinci.

"Ok."

(End of this chapter)