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Chapter 76 The Strange Woman ([-])
Yang Reform felt panicked, something unspeakable and unexplainable swirled in his chest and abdomen.Holding the warm and fragrant nephrite in his arms, he felt better.

There was a moment of silence.Yang Reform didn't see the little girl in his arms buried her head in a titter, with a smug smile on her lips.

The two hugged each other like this, speechless for a long time.Among them, no one can guess except the two of them.

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It's been a while.

Yang Reform just said: "Liniang decided to breed Sifang, do you know how big Sifang is?"

Sun Liniang thought for a while, and said softly: "Sifang, at that time, it stretched from North Korea to Fusang in the east, south to Nanyang, west to the countries of the Western Regions, and north to the grasslands and deserts. Isn't this considered vast?"

Yang Reform corrected a slight smile and said, "Does Liniang know how big the world is?"

"Under Heaven, isn't this the biggest? Is there a bigger one?" Although Sun Liniang is a strange woman, she is also a "house girl" who has lived in the capital all year round and has never traveled far. In her eyes, this is It represents the limit of the world.Of course it is the furthest.

Yang Reform, an otaku who has gone through nine years of compulsory education, naturally knows how big the world is. The geography Sun Liniang mentioned is at best only the Asian part.In terms of the world, it is still a thousand miles away.

Yang Reform felt that it was time to give this strange woman who wanted to colonize the world a geography lesson.

"Does Liniang know that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people?"

"My lord, this little girl naturally knows..." Sun Liniang also wondered why Yang Reform told him this.

"Has Liniang heard the story of my voyage to the Western Seas with Zheng He, the eunuch of the Three Treasures?" Yang Reform began to induce.

"This, of course I've heard of it... I heard that in order to find the missing one..." Halfway through speaking, he suddenly stopped, glanced at Yang Reform, didn't feel that Yang Reform had made much progress, and buried his head in Yang Reform again. Shoulder, the second half of the sentence, is to look for Emperor Jianwen, which is said to be convincing.

"...Looking for the missing Emperor Jianwen? This, maybe it is true, but first let's talk about the places Zheng He traveled on his voyages. Does Liniang know how big the world is?" It's not about looking for Emperor Jianwen, it's not that concerned. In Yang Reform's view, it's all a thing of the past. It is better than Emperor Jianwen, who was assisted by a group of literati. As an emperor, Emperor Jianwen controlled the resources of the whole country, so he let the eccentric King Yan succeed in rebelling.Looking at it now, the Ming Dynasty lasted at least 200 years, and it can be considered an achievement.

Sun Liniang was also curious, how big is the world?Isn't what I said just now the whole world?Looking at Yang Reform curiously: "My lord, tell me how big the world is."

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"This world is very big. First of all, we all live on a ball called the Earth. Of course, this ball is very big... Although this is called the Earth, in fact, most of it is covered by oceans... ..." Yang Reform thought about his nine-year compulsory education experience, tried his best to organize his words, and explained to his beloved how big the world is.

"...Scared, sir, you are not bluffing the little girl, are you all standing on the same ball? Then if the person standing on the bottom half fell down?" Sun Liniang asked a question that many people who "don't know the truth" would ask.

Yang Reform smiled and said: "Hehe, if you make a slightly larger cloth ball, won't the lower half not be stained with dust?" Regarding this question, in fact, ancient times have already explained it, but the popularity of science is too great. Oops.

"...That's true! Young Master, you are really smart. Although the little girl doesn't like female reds very much, she also knows that the lower part of the cloth ball will definitely be stained with dust, but not as much as the upper part."

"Yes! The earth we are standing on is very huge. People are on it, and they are smaller than a grain of dust. How can they fall?..." Actually, this problem should be explained by the force of gravity, but, obviously, this Gravity has not yet been discovered, and direct quotations will be judged invalid.

"The young master's knowledge is really profound! How did the young master know?"

"Hehe, well, there is a book in my family called "Kun Yu Wan Guo Quan Tu", which talks about this, and draws the topographic map of the world, I naturally know..."

As Sun Liniang, who aspires to colonize the world, when she heard that there was such a good thing, the whole map of the world and the topographic map of the world, stars immediately appeared in her eyes, and she said pitifully to Yang Reform: "Young master, look, the little girl is going to colonize the world. But I don’t know how big the world is, I really am a frog in the bottom of a well, sitting in a well and looking at the sky, please do me a favor, my lord, please lend me that whole picture book…” After finishing speaking, he shook Yang Reform’s hand.

Yang Reform was scratched by this little hand, his heart itched, and hypnotized by this delicate voice, he basically didn't know what his name was: "...Okay, no problem...well, I can make a copy for you... ..." Yang Reform suddenly thought that "The Complete Map of Kun Yu Wan Guo" is a royal collection, a historical treasure, and cannot be handed over to others casually, so he added another copy.

"... Hee hee, then thank you, young master."

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Holding the person in his arms, the geography class continued.Yang Reform feels that if he has such a good educational treatment, he will definitely get [-]% in every school.

"Does Liniang know where the three treasure eunuchs have been?"

"Going to the West! Where else?" Sun Liniang said casually.Everyone knows the legend that Zheng He went to the West to find Emperor Jianwen. Where did Zheng He go?
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Yang Reform was speechless for a while, before he said: "...Then Liniang, does Liniang know where Xiyang is, and what is the specific direction?"

"...This, please forgive me for my shallow knowledge, I don't know..."

"Sanbao eunuch Zheng He set off from my Chaoyingtian Mansion, passed through Nanyang, passed through Malacca, arrived at a place called India, and then crossed the entire Indian Ocean to Africa..." Yang Reform wanted to shake his mouth when he said it. I can use the name of the place in the Ming Dynasty. I am not sure if Malacca was called Malacca in the Ming Dynasty. There is also India, the Indian Ocean, who knows what the name of the place is now, and the Indian Ocean, Africa...African people, Probably still wearing grass skirts, hunting with spears, and being wildlings. (Of course, now also...)
Sure enough, retribution came.The man in his arms began to ask.

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"Where is it called Malacca?..."

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"Where is it called India?..."

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"Why is it called the Indian Ocean..."

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"What is Africa?"

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"What do they eat? What do they wear..."

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"How far is it from the countries of the Western Regions..."

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Yang Reform tried his best to answer, but when Yang Reform answered east, Sun Liniang thought it was west; Yang Reform answered South, Sun Liniang thought it was north. After a while, the earth crashed due to frequent crustal movements.

Yang Reform found out that this Sun Liniang is probably a road idiot, and it is really...

Yang Reform was dizzy, and he couldn't explain it clearly when he didn't quite understand it.The common sense of modern geography, which was still a bit of a spectrum, was stirred up like this, and it immediately became a pot of porridge. After a while, the third brother flew to Xinjiang, and after a while, Uncle Hei was born in America again, and the Egyptians built pyramids in South Africa. What a mishmash...

In the end, Yang Reform, who had no choice but to escape with excuses, was considered a failure...

(End of this chapter)