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Chapter 47 The Sense of Superiority in IQ

The first year of Chongzhen.

February 26.

early morning.

After singing a lot of praise.It was another singing song, and then the discussion began.As a result, the ministers began to spit at each other.You say I am not, I say you are an asshole; this is not done well, there is something wrong; this one says that XX is a good person and should be promoted, and the other says that XX is an asshole and should be exiled.Anyway, the morning court is very complicated, noisy, and so on.

Yang Reform pretended that he hadn't seen it. Yang Reform had seen many of these people spitting each other. When he watched others spitting each other on the Internet, it was much more serious and cheerful than here.The rise of the water tower is really high.The level of these people's saliva is only second-rate.The ability to build a water tower has not yet reached home!
The officials were not fools either. After seeing that the emperor was absent-minded, they stopped spraying. If they knew it, it was useless. In the palace, there was no place to replenish water. If they sprayed too much, they would feel dry and uncomfortable.So, he stopped and looked at Yang Reform eagerly.

Yang Reform came prepared today. He spent a whole night thinking about it last night, and worked hard for a long time this morning. He just waited for these people to get tired and go on stage.

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"My loves, why don't you continue? I'm so happy to hear that!..." Yang Reform was in a good mood.

The officials below muttered again: Look at the emperor's complexion today.Is it going to be a demon moth again?Hmm, joy?Don't you just have to be happy when we spit so enthusiastically?

"A few days ago, I suddenly found a very interesting thing, and I was going to enjoy it with all my lovers, and I saw that all your lovers were also 'spraying'... Oh, I also said that I was tired, and I was going to let all my lovers rest, Then come again..." Yang Reform accidentally said the word "spray".

The ministers below were furious, if the emperor was not the emperor, high above him, they might have to grab the emperor by the collar to PK.We are for the country and the people, our mouths are dry, and we don’t even have to drink, the emperor, you actually let us rest and come back again.It's too bad.

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An official finally couldn't bear it anymore, jumped out and played: "Your Majesty, all the ministers have worked tirelessly for the country and the people, and have worked tirelessly for the country. How can your majesty interrupt it and play in the courtroom?" where?..."

Yang Reform was surprised, why did it involve me, this is still a speech officer, and it is their job to criticize the emperor.I'm doing it for your own good too, take a break and recover your combat power, so that you can fight better!How did it come to my head.In this case, then you continue to fight.

"Well, this Aiqing is very right. I shouldn't play around with the court, so you Aiqings will continue..." Yang Reform is sitting anyway, and there is tea to drink, so he doesn't mind watching The group continued to stand and spit.

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Among the following group of ministers, some wanted to scold their mothers. They sprayed for a long time, foamed at the mouth, and the stars were about to catch fire after spitting, and their legs were straight. They thought His Majesty would let us take a rest, and he was considerate of us, but it turned out You kid won't let us rest, okay, we can't rest, find an excuse to let you rest tomorrow.

Under the fire-breathing eyes of a group of ministers, the spokesperson who came out to oppose Yang's reform "frolicking" realized that he had made a big mistake.Immediately panicked.Standing at a loss among the courtiers, he looked very desolate.

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After spraying for a while, the saliva of the ministers was really dry, and they could no longer spray.So, he stopped again and looked at the emperor eagerly.

"My dear friends, let's take a rest. I feel tired from sitting."

Before Yang Reform had finished speaking, the ministers below kept nodding, expressing that they wanted to rest, and if they didn't rest, they should be "rested".There is no longer that blind person jumping out to object.

"Since all my lovers have expressed that they want to take a break, let's take a rest. It just so happens that I have an object here, which is quite novel. Why don't all my lovers enjoy it with me, so that you can relieve your fatigue."

The ministers all stretched their necks to see what happened to the emperor.Generally speaking, nothing good will happen.

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Several young eunuchs each held a plate, covered it with silk, came to the center of the ministers, and took off the silk. Inside were many white jade balls and some green jadeite balls, all of which were the same size, slightly larger than eggs. a little.

Experts who know the goods praised on the spot: "My Majesty, it is really a rare and good jade! It is white and flawless, delicate in texture, moist in luster, and looks like curd fat. It is really the best suet jade. Your Majesty, I don't know Is the minister right?"

This minister is also an expert, so he can tell the source of this jade at a glance.It is estimated that there are many such objects in the house.

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"...That's right, that's right, these jades are really good jades, they are truly worthy of our gentlemen, benevolence, righteousness, wisdom, courage, and cleanliness..." The sentimental one thought that the emperor brought out so many white jade balls, Rewards are given to everyone, and I hope everyone will be a "gentleman" and "good person" with benevolence, righteousness, wisdom, courage, and purity.

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"...Good jade, good jade..."

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In the midst of a dozen flattery, Yang Reform laughed in his heart: You can also be regarded as gentlemen?Also worthy of benevolence, righteousness, wisdom, courage, and cleanliness?The ones that suit you best are probably: despicable, shameless, nasty, and stupid.To be despicable is to think about murdering your teammates all day long, to be shameless is to rely on others to protect your life with your life, and to deduct other people's wages, to be dirty is to take other people's hard-earned money to XXX, and to be stupid is to play yourself to death in the end.

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"That's right, this is the white jade ball made of mutton fat jade, and the green one is made of jadeite. Can you see the numbers written on it?"

The ministers looked at the numbers written on the ball again, and sure enough, there were, "three, one, four, three, three..." Some ministers even read it out.

"Everyone has seen that there are numbers on these balls. The numbers of the white balls are from one to three three, a total of 33, and the green balls are from one to one six, a total of [-]."

"Reporting to Your Majesty, the ministers have all seen clearly..." The ministers really don't know what kind of monster the emperor is going to do. Didn't they tell us to share these jade balls?The number of people is not enough if they are all divided. Is it a trick of "two peaches kill three soldiers"?If the ball is not enough, we have to fight, the emperor picks up a bargain?Well, I will definitely not shoot these balls, then the emperor's tricks will not be able to continue.Our intelligence quotient is leveraged...

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"Well, very good. Here, I have selected seven numbers in advance. The first six are the numbers on the white ball, and the last one is the number on the green ball... Well, very good, dear friends , try it too, and see who can pick out the exact same number as me. If you can pick it out, I will reward him with [-] taels of silver. What do you think?..." Yang Reform said to the group of ministers with a smile .I am very proud.

"Wow! Twenty thousand taels of silver?" Some ministers couldn't help shouting, the temptation of this silver is too great.The reward of [-] taels of silver for one game is really generous of the emperor!All the ministers didn't say that the emperor was a fool, or that he was not doing his job properly.They were all dazzled by the money, thinking that they would win the emperor's money, which was a legitimate income.What a big income!

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"Since there is no objection, let us, the monarchs and ministers, start. When you know how to play, you lovers will use a pen to write down the number you like on the paper. After the selection is made, I will announce the number I selected. If you can If it matches my number, then I will reward him with [-] taels of silver, it's as simple as that, what do you think?" Yang Reform explained with a smile.

The ministers below couldn't wait any longer, [-] taels of silver would win the emperor's underpants.Ha ha.No one came out to object. First, he was too tired and wanted to rest. Second, he had too much money and was dizzy.

"Then let's get started, big companion, I will send paper to you adults, and I will serve you with pen and ink." Yang Reform was proud of himself, laughing loudly, you pigs, play with me, play you to death, a hundred of you want to choose Welfare The double-color ball in the lottery?Play for 1000 years.Haha, if you want to win my money, there is no way.The China Welfare Lottery does not agree.

"Yes, Your Majesty..." Wang Chengen turned around and arranged for a group of young eunuchs to wait on these adults to play games with paper, pens and ink.

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After a while, all the ministers, whether they were very happy, excited, reluctant, embarrassed, or a little awkward, all wrote down the number they chose. If they were selected, it would be twenty thousand taels If you don't win the money, it's just a game for the monarch and his ministers, it's not a big deal.

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"All your lovers have chosen? Then I will announce the number I have chosen..." Yang Reform took out a note and handed it to Wang Chengen.

Wang Chengen took it, held it in his hand, and read out loud: "The first number is one one, the second number two one, the third number three one, the seventh number one one..."

When Wang Chengen recited the first number, some ministers had frowning faces. They probably missed the first number.

When Wang Chengen read the second number, many ministers were frowning, only a few were still excited, and they probably won it.

When Wang Chengen read the third number, most of them missed.

When Wang Chengen read the fourth number, no one was still smiling.

Wang Chengen finished reading all seven numbers in silence.All the ministers were silent, and none of them were hit.They all frown.I thought it would be great if I played it again, if I could choose it.This is twenty thousand taels of silver!The gambler's mentality broke out, let alone no capital.

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"What, you didn't win? Didn't any of you lovers choose the same number as me?"

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"Your Majesty, none of the ministers have been selected..." All the ministers replied in unison.

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"Then dear friends, do you still want to play again?" Yang Reform smiled, feeling refreshed in his heart. Facing this group of pigs who only had money in their brains, he felt that his IQ was really high and he felt quite superior.This is really fun, and I am very proud of this kind of double-color ball carefully designed in the 21st century. Even if you pigs’ IQ has evolved a hundred times, you still can’t figure out the tricks. May be checked.

A group of ministers are embarrassed to say that they want to play again, how embarrassing and embarrassing it is.But there were also those who were obsessed with money, and said out loud: "I want to play again..." Just after finishing speaking, I realized how embarrassing my behavior was, which attracted the attention of all the ministers.

"Hehe, since you all want to play again, let's continue. I will write a new set of numbers, and you can choose again. After you choose, see if it matches my number. Twenty thousand taels of silver , still effective, you are not joking." Yang Reform was very happy, playing games with these pigs with a smile.

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The ministers who were a little embarrassed and hesitant just now began to write their own numbers again. Some people even studied the effect of the last "lottery draw" and felt that it could not be the same as the last time.

Yang Reform also wrote a set of numbers, waiting for the ink to dry.Leave it to Wang Chengen to read.

"The first number, Trinity..."

Most of the ministers below have changed from hopeful and hopeful to frowning.

"The second number, two two..."

Now most of the ministers are hopeless.

"The third number, two six..."

It's over, it's over, the ministers are all quiet.Quietly waiting for Wang Chengen to finish reading, and see if the emperor can play again after reading, this is too exciting.

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"Why, there is no Ai Qing? Then there is no Ai Qing who can win the [-] taels of silver?... Hehe, do you Ai Qing want to come again?" Yang Reform began to deceive again These pigs are gone.If you want to hit the double-color ball, there is no one in hundreds of millions, but also one in tens of millions of luck. If you want to hit it, relying on these people in the hall, it is estimated that you will hit it in hundreds of years.Yang Reform felt a sense of superiority over his IQ.I was very happy in my heart.

This time, it wasn't just a few ministers yelling "I want to", like a red-eyed gambler, eager to start playing immediately, anyway, it costs nothing.So, the third double-color ball started again.

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The result can be imagined.

"...Do you want to do it again?..."

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"……think……"

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"...Do you want to do it again?..."

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"…think…"

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In this way, when the sun was about to set in the afternoon, a group of ministers finally remembered that it was time to go down due to hunger.All of them blushed and went out with tears streaming down their faces, many even covered their faces with their sleeves, it was really embarrassing.

When the group of ministers went out, Yang Reform sat alone on the dragon chair in the main hall, laughing loudly.

Walking in the Forbidden City under the twilight, Yang Reform happily wrote a poem: The imperial palace!You, really, Jin Bi, that splendor!
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