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Chapter 4 Start Molesting the Elites of the Ming Dynasty
Every ten days every three, six, nine will go to court.

Today is the nineteenth day in mid-December.The weather in Beijing is cold.Yang Reform felt that he was wearing more than ten layers of clothes, but his face and hands still felt cold when they touched the cold air outside.

Today is the court day, and Yang Reform himself did not go to court until nine o'clock, leaving those ministers in the cold wind for several hours.

A group of people knelt on the ground, then shouted long live, kowtowed again, and Yang Reform let the ministers stand up according to the rules.

If you want to talk about the first major event in the capital, it is the Wei case against the party, but there is another incident that makes the capital in winter all of a sudden hot.

The emperor asked people to chase the dirt and pay the atonement silver.Take silver for life.This is a strange thing.Some said that the emperor was shameless for asking for money, and some said that the emperor was fatuous.But there are also some who say that it is true that the emperor will change his year name next year. According to the rules, he will amnesty the world. It is really unlucky to kill so many people just after becoming the emperor.Pursuing stolen goods and paying redemption silver is not necessarily a bad thing, the emperor still has a somewhat benevolent heart.

In short, there was a lot of discussion, and the courtiers started discussions and attacks on this matter, but Yang Reform didn't know any of them at all, he just thought they were all NPCs, watching the discussion of a large group of people below .Yang Reform has only strangeness.

After a while.Yang Reform, who was sitting on a chair, felt boring.So he opened his mouth to speak: "My dear friends, there is one thing I don't know now, and I think it's very mysterious, and I would like to invite all my dear friends to discuss it."

The hall fell silent all of a sudden, and they all looked at the emperor eagerly, wondering what kind of question the emperor would ask.

"It's like this. I was in a dream yesterday. I dreamed that a man of God told me that as long as I could fold a piece of paper in half thirty times, I could fold it as high as fifty Mount Tai. I thought it was amazing. I don’t believe it, but the God-man told me that it’s possible. I found it unbelievable. After thinking about it, I decided to share the problems that the God-man had with all my lovers. Can any lover tell me why? Can you? "Yang Reform said.

As soon as this problem came up, the ministers below were dumbfounded. What kind of problem is this? A piece of paper can be folded as high as fifty Mount Tai.Impossible, absolutely impossible, if that's the case, then why go to Mount Tai to sacrifice to heaven?It's enough to worship the sky directly on a piece of paper.

So the ministers said it was impossible, nonsense.

"All my lovers say it's impossible, but the god-man in my dream told me that it's possible, and it's absolutely true. Could it be that the god-man is wrong?" Yang Reform made it seem impossible.

"The man of God told me that true knowledge comes from practice. If you don't believe it, you can try it yourself with a piece of paper." After speaking, Yang Reform waved his hand, and the eunuchs immediately distributed the prepared paper to the ministers.

"Aiqings, to be honest, I don't believe that such a small piece of paper can be folded a few times to create a height of fifty Mount Tai, so, all aiqings, try it yourself." Yang Reform said again.

All the ministers below are looking at each other. A piece of paper can be folded to the height of Mount Tai, and there are fifty more, which is really unbelievable.Some ministers began to fold the paper in their hands.

……

"Report to the emperor, the old minister folded it, but it can only be folded nine times at most, promise, this is the old minister's." After finishing speaking, the old lady Longzhong's minister also raised a small lump The white stuff is the result of folding a piece of paper nine times.

"Reporting to the emperor, the old minister only folded it nine times, and it can only be folded so much."

"Reporting to the emperor, I seem to have folded eight times."

"...The humble minister also did it eight times."

"... seven times"

All the ministers below also talked about the amount they had folded.

Yang Reform smiled and said, "My dear friends, do you think it's possible that it will be higher than Mount Tai when it's folded thirty times?"

All the ministers were dumbfounded, and they all looked at the ball of paper in their hands, wondering if this ball of paper could be higher than Mount Tai?

"Report to the emperor, the old minister thinks it is impossible."

"Report to the emperor, even the humble minister thinks it is impossible."

"……cannot……"

"...Probably not..."

……

Ministers almost all said no.Or just keep silent.

Yang Reform said with a smile: "Since all the lovers said no, but that man of god told me that I can."

"Reporting to the emperor, please don't believe the monster's words! How is this possible. It is clearly a monster who is bewitching the emperor."

"...Yeah! It's a demon..."

"……evildoer……"

"...Yes, it's a monster!"

……

The officials below all agreed that it is not credible to say that it is a monster.

Yang Reform has been prepared for a long time. He is ready to discuss scientific things in this environment of discussing national affairs, and use science to attack corrupt, narrow-minded, and unmotivated bureaucrats. Although Yang Reform knows nothing about being an emperor, he is far ahead of this era. If you don’t show off your scientific knowledge, do you want to show off the tricks of being an emperor?
"All the lovers say it's unbelievable, but which god-man proved it to me, and I admire him so much." Yang Reform only said to himself, but he didn't know that he said something wrong. The emperor had something to say Yes, isn't that kowtowing and kneeling for others?

Fortunately, the people in the hall didn't pay much attention to it, and they all wanted to see how the god-man mentioned by the emperor could prove it.

Yang Reform waved his hand.

A few young eunuchs hurriedly carried some things into the Taihe Gate, covered with silk, and did not know what was inside.

A young eunuch removed the silk, revealing a large stack of rice paper inside.

Yang Reform said: "My dear friends, please take a look. This is a stack of rice paper that is commonly used. Note that it is tightly pressed. It is about one foot high, and there are about two thousand pieces of rice paper in total. Therefore, each chapter of rice paper has about two thousand points. One foot high. If you fold it in half once, then the pile of paper will become two feet high, and the height of a piece of paper is two thousandths of a foot high. If you fold it in half for the second time, the height of a piece of paper is Four thousandths of a foot high..."

"...No. 11, it was about one foot tall, and it was 240/[-] to be precise."

"When No. 20 times, there are already about 260 two feet."

……

"No. 20 was about 8000 feet away five times."

……

"No. The 30th time was about 26 six feet, and the contract was as high as 560 feet. How high is Mount Tai? It is about four or five hundred feet high, even if it is five hundred feet high, There are more than 50 Taishan Mountains as high..."

Yang Reform's words have shocked the ministers beyond compare.In their minds, Mount Tai is a symbol of height. Unexpectedly, a small piece of paper is as high as fifty of them, which is really unacceptable. Of course, you must be able to fold the paper in half thirty times.

In fact, this problem is a math problem. The thickness of a piece of paper is multiplied by 30 2 times in a row. Don't look at a piece of paper as thin, but when you multiply it by 30 2 times in a row, you will find that it is a terrible thing. high.

Silence, absolute silence.

Silence, absolute silence.

Silence, absolute silence.

A group of ministers had been stunned by Yang Reform, and they stood still, unable to move. Today's incident shocked them too much.

"My dear friends, do you still think that the god in my dream is a monster?" Yang Reform asked with a smile on his face.

The ministers below were dead silent, there was no sound, and no one spoke.

Yang Reform thought complacently, you bastards, young master, I made you dizzy with a single math problem, fight with me, play you to death, you should listen to me more in the future, or play you to death.

After a while, the ministers woke up and the gods returned to their bodies. They all stood silently in the hall, looking at the ground in front of them, as if they could see the flowers.

"Let's leave the court, dear friends, go home and find a accountant, and then use my method to do the math carefully to see if I've made a mistake." After speaking, Yang Reform left without looking back. As for government affairs, Let's talk about it next time.

Therefore, in the last few days of the Seven Years of Apocalypse, in the capital city, the heart of the Ming Dynasty, many ministers of the previous dynasty found someone to pile up rice paper at home, and then found a dozen accountants to do the calculations there.The abacus was so loud that the servants didn't know what the master was going to do. It was only later that they found out that there was a professor of gods and men in the emperor's dream, who told the emperor a strange method. Mount Tai is even higher, my God!Fifty Tarzan.Isn't it said that Mount Tai is the highest mountain in the world?
Emperor.

in a dream.

god man.

teach.

This topic became the hottest topic in the capital of the Ming Dynasty in the last days of the Seven Years of Apocalypse.

(End of this chapter)