Baidu otaku as Chongzhen

Chapter 26

(The picture shows a portrait of Yue Fei)

The first year of Chongzhen.

February nineteenth.

early morning.

The Great Hall of Supreme Harmony Gate.

Yang Reform sat on the throne, sneering in his heart.

Last night, Yang Reform dreamed back to Baidu, copied a song, and prepared to deal with these elites of the Ming Dynasty today, and let them sing it well.

There was no need for Yang Reform to worry about the opening, the little eunuch naturally sang, and then the ministers began to sing "Song of Righteous Qi".Not to mention, this group of ministers seemed to have practiced for many days, their voices were orderly and loud, and the more they listened, the more imposing they became.A gust of arrogance gushed out, but the stomachs of the singers were full of "male thieves and female prostitutes".

Men stealing money from the country, oh, that's called corruption, no, that's called "drifting away", how can it be considered corruption?Not to mention stealing.

The Women's Rights and Interests Protection Committee protested: There are no women compatriots who are officials in this time, space and region. How can we be counted with them?This is slander and hostility towards our female compatriots.

Oh, that's how it is!Which is the "male thief".

finished singing.

Yang Reform was the first to speak today: "Dear dear friends, the more you sing this "Song of Righteous Qi", the better it gets. Presumably, in your chests and stomachs, the righteousness of Haoran grows longer."

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A group of ministers said "don't dare" below, but they were secretly complacent in their hearts.

"I got another song today. Compared with "Song of Righteousness", this song is about 'serving the country with loyalty'. I think all my lovers can also serve the country with loyalty as sung in this song. Well, my friend, Let’s send the lyrics to all the lovers and read them by heart.”

After finishing speaking, Wang Chengen directed the young eunuchs to distribute the lyrics to the ministers.

Originally, Yang Reform also expected that these ministers would resist singing the new song, so they said no.Unexpectedly, a group of people were silent, holding the lyrics and reading them seriously.No one came out to object, as the saying goes: Abnormality is a demon.Yang Reform thought that there was a "conspiracy" in this matter, but unfortunately, he didn't know what the conspiracy was.

The lyrics that were sent out were "Serving the Country With Loyalty" sung by Tu Honggang.This song requires that the person who sings it must be full of energy.Hehe, Yang Reform looked at this group of "seven and eighty" old guys, and asked them to sing "Serve the country with all sincerity", I'm afraid it would kill them.

Yang Reform intends to torture these old guys severely.

The lead singer was a young eunuch. Because of his good voice and intelligence, Yang Reform asked Wang Chengen to specially find him to be the lead singer in the morning court.Before dawn in the morning, Yang Reform called the young eunuch who was leading the singing, and "taught" him the singing method of "Serving the Country with Loyalty". In fact, Yang Reform himself yelled a few words about this song.But I still know the general tone. After teaching the little eunuch to lead the song a few times, the little eunuch is really smart and has learned it. The song is still a bit nondescript.

"The smoke rises from the rivers and mountains and looks north..." the little eunuch sang the beginning of "Serving the Country with Loyalty" with a "eunuch-like" voice.

"Wolf...smoke...from the country...to the north..." The ministers sparsely followed and sang "Serving the Country with Loyalty".

"The dragon rolls up, the horse neighs, and the sword energy is like frost..." The little eunuch's voice was quite loud, but it was far from impassioned.With a hint of sharpness.

"Dragon...rise...rolling the horse...hissing sword energy...like frost" the ministers were still chanting as if they were reading a book.

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"My heart is like the water of the Yellow River..."

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"Who can resist in 20 years..."

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"The direction of the maddened sword..."

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"How many loyal brothers and sisters buried their bones in other places..."

Tu Honggang's "Serving the Country with Loyalty" is impassioned, with the voice of gold and iron horses, and the spirit of killing and fighting to the death.

However, in the great hall of the Supreme Harmony Gate, a young eunuch led a group of "male thieves" ministers to sing a song that was horrible and sparse.Finally finished singing once.

"Ai Qings, the singing is really terrible. How about doing it again, this song is so impassioned and heroic, why do you Ai Qings sing so badly? Don't you want to 'serve the country with loyalty' for my Ming Dynasty?"

Yang Reform's hat is really big, if he doesn't serve the country loyally for the Ming Dynasty, what is that?Conspiracy!A group of ministers immediately knelt down on the ground, saying that they did not dare.So start over.

Yang Reform felt amused.Watching this group of ministers re-sing "Serving the Country with Loyalty".

These ministers are all old, and many of them are in their seventies and eighties.How can I sing this song that I sang with all my energy, a little bit of force, each of them is like a pig's liver being hit on the face, and the color changes.

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Sing it three times.Among the ministers, there was no one with a normal face.All pig liver faces.This made Yang Reform very happy.I thought that if you make me unhappy, even if I make you feel uncomfortable.

"My dear friends, how about this song?" Yang Reform asked the officials with a smile on his face.

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After resting for a while, someone spoke up: "My Majesty, this song is impassioned, heroic, full of gold and iron horses, full of killing spirit, I feel like I have returned to the battlefield after listening to it, it is a good song Song..., I just dare to ask Your Majesty, who wrote this song?"

Yang Reform was going to say that Tu Honggang sang it, but then he thought about it, where in this world can he find Tu Honggang?In case someone asks the bottom line, isn't it revealing?It seems that it is still cheeky to register first.

"This song is made by me, how about it?" After saying this, Yang Reform's face turned slightly red.

"Your Majesty is wise, may I ask Your Majesty, is this song written in remembrance, praising Yue Fei in the Southern Song Dynasty, and Yue Pengju's fight against the Jinren?" The minister was a bit of a standard, and he could see the origin and allusion of this song at a glance.

"Hehe, how did Aiqing see it?" Yang Reform didn't know this minister, so he could only call it "Aiqing".

"Reporting to Your Majesty, from the four characters of "Serve the country with loyalty", I feel that it may be related to the tattooing of my mother-in-law. Although the characters are different, the meaning is the same. In addition, I also found that in this word, 'Horseshoes go south and people look north', doesn't it mean that the Northern Expedition failed, and looking back to the north, it means suffering in the heart?" The minister explained triumphantly.

"It makes sense. Aiqing understands my heart. This song was inspired by Yue Fei and Yue Pengju's Northern Expedition to fight against gold. I felt Yue Pengju's shocking pride and loyalty to the country. I wrote this song. It is to encourage people today to learn from Yue Pengju’s spirit and integrity of being loyal to the country... I think Yue Fei’s Northern Expedition, resisting the gold and regaining his homeland, but the Southern Song Dynasty’s stupid monarchs and ministers caused the unjust death of a famous general through the ages. It’s a pity that I will not do such a stupid thing People, self-destruction of the Great Wall, I also hope that all lovers will learn from Yue Peng's spirit of serving the country with all his loyalty... Thinking about Yue Fei's Northern Expedition, what he fought against was gold. I decided to use Yue Pengju's loyalty to serve the country to suppress the Eastern Captives. I want to use this song to inspire the "Yue Pengju" in our dynasty to serve the country loyally. I will not be stingy with fame and fortune. Donglu, who dares to call himself Jin, give me back the peace of Daming Mountains and Rivers..."

The ministers in the hall dropped their jaws in shock.

I didn't expect this young man to have such thoughts and feelings. To be honest, I really didn't see it.But after thinking about it, the emperor's words still have some truth. Yue Fei's Northern Expedition fought against gold, and this Eastern prisoner dared to call himself gold. Isn't that a metaphor that our Ming Dynasty is the Southern Song Dynasty?This tells us where to put our face towards the kingdom of heaven?How embarrassing are our ministers?Then of course we have to find the "Yue Pengju" of our Ming Dynasty to suppress gold.Yep, great idea.

"Your Majesty is truly the Holy Lord!..."

"Your Majesty, this idea is really high..."

"Your Majesty is smart, I can't wait..."

"Your Majesty, this song is really good, it should be popularized among civil and military officials..."

"Report to Your Majesty, I must sing every day to learn from Yue Pengju's spirit of serving the country faithfully..."

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The ass keeps coming.

Yang Reform was secretly happy, thinking that if I, a person of the 21st century, go out, I won't play with you old antiques to death, hehe, fight with me, and play with you to death.

"Very good! All your lovers think it's good, and I think it's good too. If that's the case, why don't you sing it a few more times for me?" Yang Reform smiled and wanted to listen to the song again.

The ministers below immediately turned into pig liver faces. This song needs to be full of spirit and overflowing with pride, so as to have the killing spirit of the battlefield. It is really a shame to ask us old men to sing this song To die.One time is not enough, how many more times?Is everyone still alive after singing?

But I still have to sing, I was praising this song just now, I have to learn it, if I don’t sing now, wouldn’t I be slapping myself in the face?

So the ministers sang several more times, and finally, one person couldn't hold on anymore and fell down, so Yang Reform gave up.It's a bypass.I am secretly proud of myself.

The next thing is to talk about government affairs.

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"The minister has a book to play."

"Tell me, what's the matter, don't read that long and ugly memorial, just say what's going on." What Yang Reform fears most is those lengthy memorials, and he doesn't know what to say after listening to them for a long time.Waste of time and energy.

"Yes, Your Majesty, Mao Wenlong, the commander-in-chief of General Pingliao, the governor of the left, please ring." The minister summed up the memorial in a very short sentence.

Mao Wenlong?Yang Reform gave him a headache when he heard it. In history, Mao Wenlong deserved to die under Yuan Chonghuan's sword. Now that Yuan Chonghuan, a big fool, has been "anti-fooled" by Yang Reform, it is unlikely to kill Mao Wenlong again.This also made the matter that originally belonged to Yuan Chonghuan fall on his own head.

(End of this chapter)