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Chapter 22 Spring Rain is as Expensive as Oil ([-])
In the hall, there was silence and no words to speak.

In everyone's mind, it was as if a typhoon of level [-] had ravaged.Today's incident has already exceeded their expectations and knowledge, and it has also exceeded the limit of their imagination. The result of overloading is a crash.

Yang Reform's words are like a stone thrown into a calm pond. The sound of "Boom" stirred up layers of waves, which spread outward layer by layer.The stagnant water in the Ming Dynasty stirred up another small wave.

"All dear friends, who can explain my confusion?"

……

No one answered for a long time, it was not as simple as a cold silence, many ministers' eyes were already straightened, and they didn't notice that there was an emperor at all.

After a while, Li Zubai was finally the first to reply: "My Majesty, this cloud is light and agile, so it can ascend, but it is impossible for a person to go to the sky because it is too heavy."

"Li Aiqing, why is there 100 billion water in the sky above my head? Could it be that the water I'm going to leave is fake?"

"Reporting to the emperor, I dare not, but this water is an invisible thing, and it is impermanent to gather and disperse. Human beings cannot be invisible like water and gather and disperse. How can they go to the sky?" Li Zubai's knowledge is not enough. I can only try my best to explain to the emperor.

In fact, Yang Reform, an otaku who has studied nine years of compulsory education, knows this question much better than him.

"Since this is the case, the clouds and mists are light and can rise up. Why don't we use cloth or other airtight things to make skin bags to bind these clouds and mists or light spirits? Isn't it possible to go to heaven?"

Yang Reform's words were like a thunderbolt, hitting Li Zubai's already fragile heart.Yes!Since water can go up to the sky, and light air can fly, why not use something to restrain the air, and then it can take people to fly?
This~!The emperor is a genius?A thought suddenly popped up in Li Zubai's heart.

Then suddenly he went mad and shouted: "I know! I know!" The hat was also thrown aside, the hair was disheveled, and he waved his hands wildly, as if possessed by a demon. His eyes were red. At first glance, he looked like a demon visiting the door.Coupled with the sluggish gazes of these ministers, their rigid eyes and rigid figures, at first glance, this hall of Supreme Harmony Gate is just as eerie and terrifying as the palace of the king of hell.

"Silence!" With a loud shout, the hall suddenly fell silent.It turned out that the sword-wielding "General Han" saw the scene in the hall as if possessed by a demon, and was terrified in his heart, so he couldn't help shouting to wake up these people.

This is fucking weird!The "Big Han General" holding a sword thought.

One word: back to the sun.

Those who knelt on the ground all said they were guilty.

It is also rare for Yang Reform to argue with them.

"Loves, what happened today is too surprising. I didn't expect it to happen. It's all my fault, which caused the courtiers to lose their composure. Sigh! Li Zubai, I think this idea is feasible, so you can do it for me. This can be a thing that can go to the sky, um, use a bag to bind the rising energy of Qingling, and see if it can take people to the sky..."

Before the words were finished, one of the ministers came out to object: "Your Majesty, it is absolutely impossible. How can you take such a risk with your majesty's body? If something happens, I will wait for you to see me first." Emperor..." He said, still crying.

It made other ministers swarm to stop this matter.

"...Your Majesty can't do it!... Your Majesty... the foundation of our ancestors!..."

"Your Majesty, don't..."

"No..."

……

Yang Reform pressed the pressure with his hands, and the ministers calmed down.

Yang Reform said: "I did this today to testify whether people can go to heaven, not to test it myself. All the lovers have also seen it today, and 110 billion catties of water have been poured within a radius of [-] miles." , a person weighs only a hundred and ten catties, why can't you lift him up to the sky?"

Yang Reform's words made the ministers speechless for a while. Indeed, more than 100 billion catties of water can go to the sky, so why can't a person of [-] catties go to the sky?Yes!The emperor's idea is also correct, using a bag to restrain the Qi from heaven, isn't it just taking people to heaven?
However, can a person go to heaven?All the ministers still don't believe it in their hearts. This is not in line with "common sense", and it must be false.However, today, Li Zubai from Qin Tianjian explained to everyone how much rain there is in the sky, which is also a fact, and it is even more difficult to determine for a while.As the saying goes, seeing is believing, and it is still difficult to deny him what you have seen with your own eyes.

Yang Reform continued: "Well, Li Aiqing, today you have done a great job in solving doubts. I am going to give you a promotion. What rank are you?"

Yang Reform's idea is very simple. When you meet such a "talent", of course you must make good use of it.

"Report to the emperor, this is not allowed." Before Yang Reform could finish speaking, a minister came out to object.

Yang Reform was very angry.Why can you be an official by reading the Four Books and Five Classics, so that "learned" people can't be an official.Do you have to agree to become an official?Am I the emperor for nothing?
"Why not? Li Aiqing is also a learned person. He can explain my doubts, so why can't he be promoted? Make the best use of people and make the best use of things..." Yang Reform endured the unhappiness in his heart, and still asked something.If he can't give himself a reasonable explanation, Yang Reform doesn't mind educating these bureaucrats with the "lion's roar" of Buddhism.

This time the minister was not in a hurry, and said: "Report to the emperor. The officials of the Qintian Supervisor are not allowed to be transferred to other officials, and their descendants are not allowed to be promoted or appointed unless they have a special order. If there is a vacancy, the supervisor will make up for it step by step. This It’s all admonitions from the ancestors, it’s not that Mr. Li has no talent.”

"Xiami? The officials of Qin Tianjian also say that they are not allowed to be promoted, transferred outside, or retired?" Yang Reform felt uncomfortable.This is also called an official?It's about the same as going to jail, just as an official.And fucking hereditary.

What can I do?I finally got a talent, so I just gave up.Thinking about it again, suddenly a bright light appeared in front of my eyes.Didn't it mean that you can't be promoted if you are not a special purpose?Then I will give him a special order, hehe, it seems that this old ancestor also put a little thought into it, leaving a tail in everything, and this tail is the imperial power.The number one imperial power is really not a joke.

Yang Reform smiled and said, "I know that, no, didn't I make a special order? Give him a higher rank."

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"Your Majesty, no, Qin Tianjian has never..."

"Your Majesty can't, the rules are messed up, the rules are messed up..."

"Your majesty can't do it! The rules of our ancestors can't be changed randomly!..."

"No..."

A large group of ministers said no, which made Yang Reform depressed and aggrieved. He was the emperor, and he was angry with you when he promoted someone.

This promotion let Yang Reform know that the emperor is not omnipotent, and there are times when he feels aggrieved.The emperor's imperial power is still not secure.Obviously, Yang's right to reform the emperor is not as great as that of the emperor who instituted the Qintian supervisor system.

Of course, if the emperor promoted a serious Jinshi, basically no one would object, especially the Donglin Party, and they would not stop it.For example, Sun Chengzong, Xu Guangqi, Yuan Chonghuan, if you are promoted to more than a dozen levels at a time, others will only say that you have the eyes to recognize talents.If you're promoting an "off-site" person, sorry only.

Yang Reform thought in his heart that even if he promoted Li Zubai in this way, Li Zubai would inevitably be angered by those ministers, and he would be "automatically" resigned under the "advice" of those ministers.On the contrary, it is not good.

After thinking for a long time, Yang Reform decided to give in, saying: "Well, since everyone is against it, I also think it's inappropriate, so let's give Li Aiqing a job as a servant, which can also solve my doubts, and there is no need to be promoted. The rules of the ancestors have not been broken. In addition to my special decree, that's it."

Yang Reform decided to compromise.

A minister came out to object again: "Your Majesty, you can't, this lecturer usually has to be the Hanlin of the Imperial Academy!"

"The emperor can't..."

……

There are a lot of things that cannot be done.

Yang Reform has nothing to say.I thought: Oh, forget it, I really failed as the emperor!If there is no official, there will be no official. I invite him into the palace every day, and I will kill you official fans.Then secretly make something, without letting you know, envy you to death.Next morning, I will definitely find a new difficult song to sing to you official fans.

Today is destined to be an extraordinary day. After the court ceremony, the sound of abacus was heard in many people's homes in the capital. I don't know how many people broke their abacus at night.

The next day, the abacus seller suddenly found that his business had improved countless times for nothing, and thought it was strange, the quality of his abacus was very good!No matter what, it will take more than ten years, decades, why is the abacus all broken today?

For the first time, the horror and horror of the natural world shrouded the heads of these pretentious bureaucrats of the Ming Dynasty, only to realize that, inadvertently, there was such a terrifying and huge amount of water above their heads.Maybe, maybe, the emperor will make a skin bag that takes people to the sky, wouldn't it be possible to go to the sky to have a look?Qionglou Yuyu, a fairy?

[According to current standards, this is a moderate to heavy rain, with a rainfall of about 25 mm. 】

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