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Chapter 2 Wei case
(Jinyiwei Flying Fish Clothes)
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it's time to get up and go to court." Empress Zhou Wan'er called Yang Reform softly.

"Why? What time is it? Is it dawn? Just go to court?" Yang Reform asked in a daze.

"Your Majesty, it's time, Your Majesty should get up." Empress Zhou Wan'er reminded Yang Reform in a shy voice.

Yang Reform said in a daze: "Mao time? What time is it? Get up, it's too early. It's not yet dawn, so wait a little longer....Uh...uh..."

The beautiful girl queen exclaimed...

After some cloud and rain.It was already broad daylight, and Yang Reform looked through the window, guessing it was about seven or eight o'clock in the morning.Time to go to work too.Looking at the flushed and drowsy queen lying on the bed, Yang Reform felt that being an emperor would be cool.

This is Yang Reform's first visit to the court, and it is also the first time he has faced face to face with the majority of courtiers.Of course, Yang Reform is superior, while the courtiers are inferior, and bowing their knees is the best portrayal of this group of courtiers.Yang Reform felt good seeing a group of courtiers kneeling on the ground shouting long live.It's very overlooking, how should I put it, it feels like 45 degrees!What does 45 degrees feel like?It is the feeling of God looking at all living beings!

Yang Reform didn't know these people at all, and he didn't quite understand what they said. After all, the words spoken in the 21st century were somewhat different from those hundreds of years ago. Because of the local accent, Yang Reform understood six of the seven sentences, but couldn't understand one sentence.

However, based on some of the words I heard, I guess it was about Wei Zhongxian or something, and I guess it was the minister who was impatient to play, asking himself, the emperor, to collude with Wei Zhongxian as soon as possible.

Yang Reform went to school, surfed the Internet, read online discussions about Wei Zhongxian and the Donglin Party, and read countless time-travel novels. He knew the history. That is, more than 200 officials were involved in the case, exiled into exile, exiled into the army, ransacked their homes, and pretended to be prostitutes.Some are happy and some are sad.

After killing so many officials, the remaining officials will start laughing. What a delicious meal this is. If you don’t die, how can we get up there?You have occupied so many seats, so many seats are now vacant, why should we not be in a hurry?
The frontier soldiers should be happy, they have won so many coolies for nothing.

Some officials should be happy. There are so many wives and daughters of officials going to brothels at once. This is a high-end product!They are thin-skinned and tender-skinned, knowledgeable and educated. They used to be a group of noble people. Later, I will find a kung fu to play with them, press them under my body, and knead them at will. How pleasant it is !
There are also house raids, so many houses have been raided, and our hands are weak, and we are exhausted from moving things. The emperor, you should hurry up and make a decision. In this way, their money will really belong to me. , otherwise I will always feel uneasy.

What is worrying is that some Wei Dang suspects who are still standing in the court hall, although they do not have much to do with the Wei party, they still occupy a little side, so they are so worried that they will never have the chance to go to court again.

As for what the ministers on the ground played and said, Yang's reform thoughts are not here.

What Yang Reform thought was how much money he could get by copying hundreds of houses, otherwise it would be so boring to copy more than 200 houses.In the future, fight with wild boar skin, fight with Li Zicheng, if you don't take advantage of the good time to save more money, when will you go to make money?

Thinking of this, Yang Reform couldn't sit still, and said, "Retire from court."

Wang Chengen was a little surprised, thinking that this matter has not yet been decided, why did he retreat from the court, but it was the first time for the emperor to go to the court after he was seriously ill, since the emperor said that he would retire, then let's retreat.So, after a slender "retreat", Yang Reform had already left, leaving behind a courtier who stood there inexplicably, at a loss, looking at each other.

"Big companion, who is responsible for ransacking the house?" Yang Reform asked Wang Chengen.

"Return to Your Majesty, is your Majesty asking about the Wei Niying Party?" Wang Chengen returned.

"Yes! Did you copy them or who?"

"Return to Your Majesty, it is Fang Hongzan, the Commander of the Jinyiwei and the acquaintance." (I made it up, the actual history is Cao Huachun, but it is useful, so I use someone else here.)
"Oh, it's him." Yang Reform raised his head and looked up at the sky. In fact, Yang Reform didn't even know who Fang Hongzan was, but seeing that Wei Zhongxian was out of luck, he was fine, so he probably had some skills, so he Said: "Since it is him, then call him over, I will meet him in the warm pavilion."

Yang Reform was sitting on a chair in the Snapper, in a daze, what was he thinking?He must be thinking about how to make money from this case.This is a fight with the wild boar skins and the peasant army. How can it be done without money?Could it be that he ended up hanging himself on the coal mountain with a rope like the one in history?

Thinking of this, Yang Reform shook his head violently.I thought to myself that what I said was also a member of the time-traveling crowd, how could such a useless way of death be worthy of such a great group as the time-traveling crowd, wouldn't this discredit the organization?No, absolutely not, history must be changed.

"Fang Hongzan, Commander of Chen Jinyiwei, kowtows to His Majesty, long live my emperor." After finishing speaking, he kowtowed on the ground a few times.

Wearing a flying fish suit and a black finless black gauze hat, the clothes are cut to fit very well, and he has two beards. The whole person looks very capable. He looks about 40 years old, which makes people look a lot more impressive.

Yang Reform stared at Fang Hongzan for a while, and then said: "You are Fang Hongzan, I ask you, what do you think of this eunuch Wei case?"

"This... this..." Fang Hongzan was taken aback, thinking when will it be my turn to speak to the eunuchs about the eunuch party, those cabinet ministers, Donglin people, you don't ask, you ask Me, it's none of my business, I'm just a soy saucer.Fang Hongzan never thought that the emperor would ask him about it.I can only hesitate to say why.

Yang Reform looked at Fang Hongzan's hesitation and couldn't explain why, and asked again: "The eunuch Wei Ni ransacked the house, sent someone to send someone to him, and killed someone who killed his head. What do you think about this?"

Fang Hongzan was even more dazed by Zhang Er's King Kong, kneeling on the ground and breaking out in cold sweat, thinking that this is not the emperor who wants to take the knife on me, but after thinking about it, it is not, if he did the knife on me, why did he ask me to come here again Woolen cloth?If I ask a eunuch to deliver the imperial decree, I will be obediently bound and wait to die, there is no need to do this!
Yang Reform’s idea is actually very simple. Those who have money will take out the money; Save some for you, otherwise you won't have a penny if the house is stolen.However, this idea is too "ridiculous", even if the entire Ming Dynasty is poor, no one will guess what the emperor thinks now.

Yang Reform looked at Fang Hongzan's inexplicable and terrified expression, and thought, "It seems that my painstaking efforts are still ignored.

Looking at Wang Chengen standing next to him, he thought again that "extorting bribes" from ransacking his home is a dirty job, so he should not let Wang Chengen do this, it would be bad for his reputation in the future. There is no record in history that Wang Chengen is so greedy. Dirty, let's just find two newcomers, and look at the two little eunuchs standing below.So he turned his eyes and came to pay attention.

Yang Reform pointed to the two young eunuchs standing at the back and said, "You, you, you two come here. I have a task for you two to do, are you willing?"

The two young eunuchs standing at the back first looked surprised, then bent over and hooked their backs quickly and obediently, trotted to a little behind Fang Hongchan, knelt down on the ground, first asked for peace, and then eagerly waited for Yang Reform to give him the answer. They explain something.Those who go out to deliver edicts are imperial envoys, and they must have a good time. Collecting some money is a trivial matter, but having a seat in the emperor's heart is a major event, so why not be happy.

Yang Reform looked at the two agitated young eunuchs, and said, "What's your name?"

"Respond to Your Majesty's words, servant Er Xizi (Xiao Shunzi)." The two young eunuchs said in unison, but they were well trained.

Yang Reform nodded and said, "Alright, Erxizi, Xiaoshunzi, would you two do something for me?"

"The slave girl Erxizi (Xiao Shunzi) is willing to go through fire and water for His Majesty, and will do whatever she wants."

Yang Reform looked at the tacit understanding of the two people's cooperation, and thought, the people who serve the emperor are really well-trained, pick and choose, or else the tens of thousands of eunuchs in the imperial city are not covered. of.

"The task given to you two is very important. If you two do well, I will not be stingy with rewards." Yang Reform said.

"... You probably know something about the eunuch Wei case outside. Originally, they should all be killed, and those who ransacked their homes, but think about it, next year is the first year of my first imperial treasure, and it was supposed to amnesty the world. Yes, I don’t want to kill so many people, copy so many houses, let so many families cry and flee, the family is ruined, and it’s bad luck. So, you two go to the prison, go to their homes, and ask about these things and the eunuch Wei’s case For the criminals concerned, ask them if they are willing to atone for their crimes. If they are willing to atone for their crimes, take out the money. Those who should be beheaded will be exempted from death. If the confiscator can pay more money, he can leave them a safe place to live... I don’t want to commit more murders, you two understand?”

Yang Reform had a good idea. He wanted both money and face. He said he didn't want to commit too many murders, amnesty the world, and didn't want to let too many people die.The few people below heard that bluff!This must be too strong, Fang Hongzan felt chills running down his spine, and sweated profusely, thinking that the emperor is too shameless, I know his shit, he won't find a leader to silence me Bar.Who invented this companion is like a tiger, it is so appropriate.

The two young eunuchs were more at ease than Fang Hongzan. When they heard that they were going to scrape the money, they couldn't care less, their eyes glistened, and their waist straightened up a bit. The eunuchs didn't care about reputation, what the emperor thought of them is the first important.

"Well, Fang Hongzan, you heard it too. Erxizi and Xiaoshunzi are here to handle this matter, and you are in charge of coordinating it. The prison they can't get into depends on you. Erxizi , Xiao Shunzi, the two of you are responsible for finding those people involved in the Wei case and their families, and see how much money they can pay for atonement. Otherwise, next year, it will be unlucky for Yu Dabao to kill too many people, understand? ?”

"I understand." Fang Hongzan replied loudly.He breathed a sigh of relief, and thought it would be fine if he didn't bother me. It's none of my business that you're looking for those Wei case criminals.

"Return to Your Majesty, Er Xizi (Xiao Shunzi) understands, and must settle this matter for the emperor." The two young eunuchs kowtowed their heads on the ground again, with happy expressions on their faces.They are different from Fang Hongzan. As an official, Fang Hongzan has to consider all aspects, the impact on himself, and his own future. The two young eunuchs are different. The only thing they have to consider is how to please the emperor and how to represent the emperor. To do a good job, the eunuch's only reliance is the emperor's favor.Without this, the eunuch is nothing.

(End of this chapter)