Gotham Laugher

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Chapter 71 10 [-] minutes ago

"Ow~"

Luo Ke squatted on the ground, looking bored at the guy who was still pretending to be a clown in the middle of the bank hall.

He has been squatting here for more than two hours, but fortunately he is sitting, otherwise the hemorrhoids would be squatting out.

It was the first time he had come to this kind of bank robbery scene, so he thought it would be interesting.

Thinking that after all, it is a world that can be adapted into entertainment works, no matter what, there should be some wits in the future, or the clown will show up.

It turned out good.

The group of policemen outside were constantly talking, urging people, and other things, just asking people to sneak in.

And let alone the bank.

For three hours, it is estimated that the people talking to the outside are genuine Arthur Clowns. These few comparisons in the bank (yes, not a typo.) are simply boring to the extreme.

Several people were guarding a box, and they didn't know what was in it.

Then a few robbers who had nothing to do played finger-guessing over there, and those who lost went to change to those who looked at the box.

"I said, are you finished?" Luo Ke finally couldn't help it, and asked.

As soon as these words came out, the robbers who hadn't reacted just now rushed over angrily, grabbed Luo Ke's hair and lifted him upwards, forcing Luo Ke to look at him.

"Do you want to be a hero, hahaha!! You upper-class trash, do you know who we are, hahaha!!"

The guy carrying Luo Ke seemed to want to create a feeling that he was a pervert, and laughed out loud after saying a few words, but Luo Ke looked at him with dead fish eyes the whole time.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Suddenly, the expressionless Roker's eyes burst into thick evil, and he began to laugh hysterically.

The guy holding the Rocker suddenly felt that the person holding his hair was not an ordinary person, but an extremely dangerous thing, so he subconsciously let go.

And Luo Ke stopped smiling less than a second after the opponent let go.

"See, this is a perverted smile."

While speaking, Luo Ke also stood up, licked his lips, and threw aside the rope that had been cut earlier in the morning.

All the robbers on the scene immediately pointed their guns at Luo Ke.

But Luo Ke said very relaxedly: "Calm down, calm down, I don't have any weapons on me, I just want to tell that gentleman pretending to be a clown, forget about you, don't be awkward."

The man in the middle of the field with oil paint on his face was embarrassed for a moment, then ran towards Luo Ke angrily.

"Really! It seems that you don't know me very well, haven't you watched TV! That."

"That Murray's talk show, isn't it?"

In this environment, Luo Ke sarcastically smiled indifferently and said, "If you are real, you won't always use such things to embolden yourself."

In front of several robbers, Luo Ke strolled to the table, sat down on it, picked up the breakfast that a certain employee hadn't had time to eat, and began to gnaw while asking: "You idiots, are you okay?" Curious, why did joker let that guy over there come to the bank pretending to be him?"

"Who are you calling an idiot!" One of the hot-tempered guys walked over directly and yelled angrily.

"Oh, that's right. Then, if a swimming pool is filled with water in 5 hours and drained in 8 hours, how long will it take to fill the swimming pool?"

As soon as this question was asked.

All the robbers present were dumbfounded, and even two of them secretly took the bank's computer to calculate.

Luo Ke threw the wrapping paper of the sandwich aside, and said helplessly: "You still don't admit that you are idiots, what's the point of this question, which pool manager is so idle, pouring water while pouring water, is there something wrong with his mind? ?”

Perhaps because of fearlessness.

Knowing that these half-baked robbers and part-time terrorists can't do anything to him, Luo Ke has always been very arrogant.

The violent robber was said to want to shoot Luo Ke with a gun, but was stopped by a man pretending to be a clown.

"You, what does this mean? Our boss must have his own plan!" The clown, or ugly for short, said firmly.

"It's true, you must have your own plan."

He looked at the box behind them, looked at the ugly man again, and said firmly, "Let me tell you, the joker's plan should be to let you pretend to be him to come in, then threaten Bruce Wayne to come out, and then come out in Bruce Wayne." After Wayne got it, he used the bomb in the box behind him to blow up everyone here, right?"

The ugly man's face was painted with oil paint, and it was hard to tell what his thoughts were.

But the expressions of the rest of the people have already betrayed their inner thoughts.

"The joker gave you the remote control, show me." Luo Ke stretched out his hand to the ugly man.

The other party didn't move, maybe he was still insisting on his identity as the last robber.

But Luo Ke didn't care at all, he rushed over and took out the obvious protruding part of the robber's ugly man's pocket, which turned out to be a remote control.

Then, press down.

All the robbers, including the hostages who heard Luo Ke's words just now, all opened their eyes wide in shock.

However, the box behind him did not respond.

"How come! Is there something wrong with the bomb!"

"Impossible, the boss won't lie to us!!"

"No! What did this kid do!"

All the robbers became turbulent because the bomb did not respond.

Obviously because joker's deceit was revealed, which made them panic.

Their confidence is joker.

If his plan is bogus, they have no idea what to do next to leave the bank.

After all, these people are not sophisticated criminals. To put it bluntly, they are just a group of low-level Gotham people who have been brainwashed.

Everyone else was thinking about whether to have a face with the police outside.

The ugly man was more straightforward, he stepped forward a few steps, looked at Luo Ke nervously and said, "I know, sir, you must have a way, right?"

The ugly man seems to be the smartest of all.

Luo Ke came to ask for help immediately.

Luo Ke also nodded confidently and said: "Well, next, I want to show you something, this thing will affect your future fate, please watch carefully, ok?"

All the robbers nodded.

Luo Ke pretended to be mysterious and took out a deck of playing cards from his pocket, then took out the cards, and threw the cardboard aside.

Waving to several people, Luo Ke said mysteriously: "Come closer, there is a big secret here, don't let these hostages hear it."

When everyone heard the words, they all came together and focused their attention on the playing cards.

next second.

The ordinary playing cards instantly emitted golden light, exploded like a bomb, and quickly shot at several robbers.

This speed is really an exaggeration.

In less than 54 seconds, all [-] playing cards burst out and penetrated everyone's bodies.

Then it quickly returned to Luo Ke's hand.

After a pause of five seconds, the thirteen robbers on the scene slowly fell to the ground, bleeding red blood, which stained the entire floor of the bank.

The only thing that can prove what happened just now is the poker deck full of blood in Luo Ke's hand.

(End of this chapter)

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