Saitama teacher in Marvel

Chapter 1 Mr. Saitama who traveled across the world
"Oops, oops, I'm going to be late!!! The supermarkets in City A are on sale, especially the steak, which is [-]% off. This is an unprecedented discount. Must, must be fast, must be fast, must be faster, on sale Run to City A before the event ends. Be quick! Be faster! Even faster!"

A bald man wearing a yellow tights, a white cloak and red gloves is running for his life.While running fast, he muttered in his mouth.

The speed of this bald head is very fast. His speed has surpassed the speed of sound, even the speed of light. His whole body is like a flash of yellow lightning, which disappears in a blink of an eye. People on the road can't even find his existence. Several seconds after he rushed past, a gust of wind blew up, lifting up the skirts of each girl.

"ah!"

"Why is there such a strong wind all of a sudden, damn it!"

"Bastard, it's all gone!"

"White, white."

"Okay, I'm so excited, this wind is really great."

The bald head didn't think about the consequences of his high-speed charge at all. All he could think about was the grilled steak. Apart from this, everything else had completely disappeared from his mind.

The bald head's speed is too fast, such a speed has even begun to distort space, and even under such a high-speed charge, not only space, but even time has begun to distort.

boo~~~
A strange voice suddenly sounded.

"Huh? It feels like something is wrong. But forget it, the discounted steak is the most important. I haven't eaten meat for a long time. So the world is big, and the discounted steak is the biggest."

The bald man muttered, without stopping at all, the figure flashed by.

And at the moment when the bald head disappeared, like a broken mirror, some shattered space fragments appeared out of thin air, and then a woman in a yellow robe appeared. The most strange thing is that this woman also has a bald head !
"Right here, a space passage suddenly appeared. Although it only disappeared in a flash, it still left some traces. But, what about the intruder?" traces of the entrant.

"Who the hell? Dormammu or an invader from another dimension?" The bald woman muttered to herself, "It's just that there seems to be no trace left here, no dark energy fluctuations, except for the remnants of space. There are no other energy fluctuations either. So, is it just a space-time channel that is accidentally broken? Or is it a black hole that suddenly appears and disappears?"

The bald woman couldn't find any clues at all, so she could only shake her head in the end, and then stretched out her hands, a magic circle formed in her hands, the magic appeared from the magic circle, wiped over the places where there were residual space-time energy fluctuations, and eliminated all trace.

"I don't know whether it's good or bad. I hope there won't be too many accidents." After the bald woman finished speaking, she drew a circle with her palm, and a circular space door appeared, stepped into it, and the space door disappeared. There is no trace of it.

……

"...So let's talk! What the hell is this place! Why don't you know it at all! Where is this place! Am I lost? No!!! My discounted steak!!!" The bald guy Saitama let out a cry Crying, his legs went limp, and he knelt down on the ground with his hands on the ground, tears welling in his eyes. His financial conditions have been very bad recently, and he hasn't eaten meat for a long, long time.

"squeak--"

A sports car stopped almost close to Mr. Saitama's body. The man with a mustache in the sports car frowned slightly. Looking at Mr. Saitama who was blocking the road, Didi honked his horn twice: "The clown who is blocking the road, please!" Excuse me, I don't have time to watch this clown show right now."

Teacher Saitama raised his head blankly, looked at the sports car that almost hit him, and looked at the man sitting in the sports car and frowning at him.He patted his bald head: "Well, may I ask, do you know how to get to City A? I seem to be lost."

"What?" Tony Stark was taken aback when he heard Saitama ask this question.

Tony Stark has thought about many situations, such as Saitama's outlandish costume, which looks like a clown actor with a bald head, he thinks that maybe Saitama will ask him for some money as a clown performance fee, or In other cases, but he didn't expect that the other party would ask him for directions at this time.

"Well, I'm going to City A, where the steak sale is almost over, so I have to rush to the supermarket before the sale ends, so, do you know how to get to City A?" Teacher Saitama took out A somewhat wrinkled leaflet with discounts written on it.

"So, you stopped Mr. Tony Stark, the richest man in the world, just to ask for a discounted steak?" Tony Stark's expression was as strange as it could be.

"Yeah, there's not much time left, so, where is City A? Please tell me, please?" Teacher Saitama nodded vigorously, and looked at Tony Si with those eyes that looked like dead fish. Tucker.

"This joke is not funny." Tony Stark said with a straight face.

"Huh? Just kidding? Can't you? Obviously this promotional leaflet says there is a discount on steak?" Saitama-sensei hurriedly looked at the promotional leaflet with the words "discounted" again.

"Mr. Clown, are you an actor who graduated from an acting major? I have to say that your acting skills are good. But I don't have the time to play this kind of clown acting game with you." Tony Stark pouted: "So ,Step aside!"

Saitama still looked dumbfounded, scratched his bald head twice, and found that he didn't understand what the guy who called himself Tony Stark was saying at all.However, Saitama still took two steps to the side and made way: "That——"

"Well, seeing that you have impressed me in this peculiar way, I will give you a chance. This is my business card. You can take it to Stark Industries for an interview. I have to say, you This way of job hunting is very novel and good, and it left a deep impression on me, especially your image is very distinctive, I probably won't forget it in a short time." Tony Stark said to Saitama One thumbs up.

"Huh?" Saitama looked blankly at the business card in his hand, he still didn't understand what was going on.But it seems that the other party wants to find a job for him?
"That I—"

"Whoosh!"

Tony Stark's sports car drives right past Saitama.

"Well, you haven't told me how to get to City A yet..." Saitama looked at the sports car leaving, and murmured what he just wanted to say.

ps: Some readers may ask why Mr. Saitama can speak and understand English?This is very unreasonable.Well, the explanation given by the author is that this Saitama teacher came out of the English version.Or, in fact, whether it is Teacher Saitama or Tony Stark, they all speak Chinese, because the versions they are in are both Chinese versions.

This explanation is very reasonable, just like in Japanese anime, the whole world speaks Japanese, in Hollywood movies, the entire universe speaks English, so in this book, everyone speaks Chinese, which is also very reasonable, yes Bar.

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